ademasta:
Can't even get what u are talking about... Length size or girth size?

ademasta:
Heeeee! 9-18 inches? You wanna dig well?

ademasta:
Wht inches do you consider big or small?

clevvermind:
you will let go of a relationship two of you have built for a long time just because of the size of a mere dick? serious.

clevvermind:
even if you love him?

Basildvalour:
Thanks


though I sometimes feel bitter about what her sister did to me by getting pregnant for some other guy because I told her we were too young then to experiment s3x.

ERONX:
1)If u stain the edges of the W.C with your watery poo make sure you clean it with your hands
2) After flushing twice or thrice and the stubborn poo refuses to flush pick it up with your hands and hide it in your handbag

Readwarn:



_Ovi “Big and Juicy” is better Hmm! Who needs a battery when you can have a whole GENERATOR.Big and juicy is the specs.

KingTom:
e mean ria mmam bu onye Imo

francizy:

Hehehehehe, na you conclude that one oh!

francizy:

Kingtom is mixed breed...

KingTom:
ibu onye ebe?

KingTom:
you nko? Igbo abi?

KingTom:
Yoruba o. But mummy is Igbo

Djboosting:

Lol.. Heavenly.. U mean that nail-scratching, hair pulling moment?

KingTom:
ah! In fact my tribe recommends it, if your wife has not gotten fat after marriage then you're doing something wrong, more meat mehn! [b][/b][color=][/color]Why will I be eating bones when I could have steak

Dfinex:
Lolss... This babe sef.... Hahaha

KingTom:

Some men prefer ladies with some meat on their bones. E.g me, wetin concern us with slim lekpas

Djboosting:


Hmm.. Gospel.. I get it. That moment u hear

Oh my gawd, oh my gaawwdd.. Urrghhh.. Sweet jhissuss, moree of youu, fill me up fullyy, cum unto mee..

Richy4:

Hhahhahh seriously your judgement will last two weeks in heaven

jabojafa:
how come u his choir mistress knows so much abt dt song dt only married ppl shd?

jabojafa:
i will tell him....

jabojafa:
ebyoma ebyoma...... Rememba say ur pastor dey Nairaland oo