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Politics › Re: I Couldn’t Pay Rent As A Minister -ezekwesili by eckersley: 2:18pm On Nov 14, 2014*

First,
When I was a boy, I had no shoes.
Now this nonsense

Next, one female minister will say;
Before I was minister,
I couldn't afford tampons.

Aaaarh. Politicians disgust me

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Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 6:07pm On Nov 13, 2014

Lukesmith:
INPLAY
Horizont - Kibirkstis
Tip : Over 122.5 goals @ 1.87

Where do u do ur inplays

My bookie offers v. lil inplays

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 9:00am On Nov 13, 2014

Lukesmith:
Replied

What bookie do u use.

2. Wch is the best Ice hockey bookie.

Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Mikel Obi's Birthday Party For His Girlfriend by eckersley: 7:45am On Nov 13, 2014

mimifavour:
Nice.. non of my business duo

player hater.

Even Bible talk say,
Rejoice with those who rejoice and
Mourn with those who mourn

Na when their two get accident die e go concern u
U for don type ur yeye condolence since

Business › Re: The Sports Investor Thread - Sure Daily Picks by eckersley: 7:36am On Nov 13, 2014

bhidex007:
I am just joining this thread, the Op seem to be a genius judging by previous posts.
Twale bro...can we be friends

Yes. You and his TIPS can be friends
V. good ones grin

Na joke I dey oo

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Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 8:57pm On Nov 12, 2014

donbrowser:
Do u need a prophet to tell u he is an agent?

Haba. Donbrowser. Na wa for u oo.
Me wey give u that song, bowser by Chris Webby, na im u come dey
attack like this ?

Chai.
Check my posts from beginning to end, u go see say I nvr ever mention or
praise winnergoldenbet until goldenval talk about am.

Na im talk about am b4 I reply naa.
Na im also say them don credit im account.

Abeg next time, check the facts b4 u throw subtle invectives

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 11:40am On Nov 12, 2014*

TVTKOKO:
Dem guyz quoting me with their emails.the truth is i dnt av anything new to offer.
My plan is jst to look for games dat will give me 1.5 odd for jst 1 day(even if it is acc. over 0.5)and be contented wit it. Dats all!

Dnt be greedy! Jst select your surest games dat will giv 1.5 odd,and watch your investment yield bountifully in the next few days. I am currently on my project day 5, and to tell you the truth, my #1000 investment is now #8000 and i hope to soar higher by God's grace.

In this punting bizness,greediness kills faster than ebola DNT BE GREEDY!

Abeg. Small advice for you.
You are doing sth called roll over betting.
But small risk dey shall.

IMHO,
I suggest u roll over just a third or half of what u hv each time.
Even if u r rolling over half of ur total bank roll each time, u still lose WAY MORE THAN
u gain each time u lose.

E.g
It takes 5 attempts to roll over 1k into 8 k using an odd of 1.5
But u loose the ENTRIE 8K in A SINGLE attempt

For me, I roll over only 5 percent of my total on any ODD.
Even if Chelsea team A dey play Warri wolves,
na still only N500 out of my N10k I go stake.

Na advise ooo
No be dictate I dey try dictate to u oooo

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Romance › Re: Why Are Somany Big Girls Unmarried by eckersley: 11:10am On Nov 12, 2014

bluespice:
insecurities, inferioirity complex, pride on the part of the women, career,
the list is seemingly endless
however stop to take into consideration the group of 'big girls' that do not intend to get married

Waooo.
This coming from a girl
So we still get girls wey dey talk truth and dey honest
I pray say u no go stay one minute for the spinsters' market.

2. U go find better God-fearing husband

3. And if u don marry already, u go born better, intelligent, athletic, healthy children and
enjoy ur husband, family and marriage till ur old age

TELL FRIEND TRUTH, E NO DEY SPOIL FRIEND

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Romance › Re: Why Are Somany Big Girls Unmarried by eckersley: 11:05am On Nov 12, 2014*

tuneh:
First of all, I assume you mean big girls to be women over the age of 30.

I find it very amusing that men would sit and found theories on assumptions they coin all on their own

I guess I fall into the big girl category since I'm over 30 and unmarried. I can tell you for a fact that most single ladies of that age tend to be very willing to sacrifice if only a guy would step up.
Unfortunately, most of the guys are busy chasing younger ladies.
Why? They are easier to maintain and easier on their egos.
Most men are intimidated by a successful working woman and most
just assume she won't be submissive.

I think guys are just trying to cover up their lack of confidence.
It can be demoralising to have a woman earning more than a guy (for the guy).
No matter how humble the woman is, the man will still be insecure. Fact.

What we need is real men not boys.

LET ME TREAT THE BOLD IN UR STATEMENT

since I'm over 30 and unmarried
Were u born 30 years old? I mean was this ur age when u were born?
Why didn't u get married when u were younger?

Most single ladies of that age tend to be very willing to sacrifice
Oh. Now u r willing to sacrifice [compromise] bc age is not on ur side anymore, abi?
When u were younger u thot ur reign as 'queen' was going to be for eternity?
I can bet u turned down a full metropolis of men during ur reign.
Sorry, ehn.
Girls be acting as if they are 'considering' the men.
Sorry. No one is perfect or marries so. The man 'considers/compromises' and d woman does same.
Stop acting as if only women do

the guys are busy chasing younger ladies
Now u are hating on younger ladies who are 'reigning'. ehn
Time was when u were in that category.
You shd hv picked one of the thousand guys 'chasing' u then.
Stop player-hating. Let the younger girls enjoy their reign and the chase

Most men are intimidated by a successful working woman
Sorry. FYI.
No man is intimidated by ur success.
THEY ARE ONLY INTIMIDATED BY THE DEVILISH ATTITUDE
ladies immediately take up/couple with their so-called success

What we need is real men not boys.
No be only real men. Na shadow men
She's still trying to save face.
U r 30+ and no husband.
Damn! You obviously don't have what it takes ATTITUDINALLY to attract a REAL man
[I'm not talking abt ur outward/body looks and features -these give way with time]

What we need is real men not boys.
Which we?
YOU ARE ON UR OWN.
You are ~~home~~ single alone.
It's true misery loves company.

U lucky say I no see this thread when e dey active
Mtcheew

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Romance › Re: Why Are Somany Big Girls Unmarried by eckersley: 10:44am On Nov 12, 2014*

sistawoman:
Maybe because this post is from 2006.

What kind of logic is this?
Are u trying to say ONLY MEN EXISTED at that time [2006]?
The women should hv responded then [2006]

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 10:18am On Nov 12, 2014

goldenval:
Oh, payment credited, their customer's care is very fast. thanks winnersgoldenbet

Hv the same testimony.
They reply almost immediately.
But most times this is how most start ups begin
V. good customer care.
But as soon as they mega, they'll won't employ more
CC agents to balance to CC agent to customer ratio

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 10:07am On Nov 12, 2014

goldenval:
have started having a bad morning, deposited 3500 via winnersgoldenbet and their site went offline, then I was charged, refreshed but seen nothing ... just emailed them now...

The site is up and running. I use them also.
Why dd u leave ur former bookie ?

Romance › Re: Why Do Men Think Its Okay...its Not! by eckersley: 9:15am On Nov 12, 2014*

Kinkybraids:
you are actually right... I think my response was mean but guys just dont respect women at all these days.
You know when i said does he think im cheap he just said he does that with his friends all the time.
So just because one of his female friends agreed to such then its okay to just go around asking other girls too.

I think i'm just generally angry at how guys think they can just get free sex from girl...
what has he done to deserve it nothing but fix my pc

First, you deleted ur account, why?

Abt the bold
Free sex?
I seeeee. U are a commercial sex worker.
You shd have told us naaa.
Next time just ask him to pay for the sex straight up

Deserve it.
No be only deserve, na reserve.
Stop tryn to convey the impression that u are Queen Elizabeth and
ur vee hole is studded wt diamonds and precious stones.
IT'S NOT

Can u pls tell the house how much u paid him for fixing the PC
I'm into Laptop sales, maintenance and repairs.
I'm a do-gooder from a personal and religious point of view.
Pls I'm not rich ooo. At least not yet
But try to help as much as psb.
I say this with all HUMILITY and full understanding that giving is a PRIVILEGE.
That said.
I came to understand early in life and painfully that
however good/honest/pure/godly ur intentions are when trying to
DO THE FEMALE FOLKS good, their tiny brain[no offense meant] will
interpret it to mean u hv sex in mind.

[Read my post about women and the sex thing]
https://www.nairaland.com/1984853/man-two-cars-trek-around/32#27898565

LADIES CAN BE SO WORTHLESS IN THEIR THINKING THAT THEIR ONLY CURRENCY OF RECIPROCITY IS KPEKUS.
What da fk?
You can't pay a man wt sex, cos he's ALSO gvn u sex in the process.
So how hv u paid?. You are giving each other sex.

HOWEVER INDIGENT OR close A LADY IS, even if she's in my fellowship/church,
EVEN IF SHE'S DRESSED IN RAGS AND PLEADING AND CRYING, I NEVER, EVER DO ANYTHING FREE FOR HER.
I DON'T. NEVER EVER

Most ladies don't like paying for their services.
They want u to b kindhearted and do it for free
but as soon as u do so, they label u sth else
The do-gooder of a man is put in a catch 22 situation

If a lady in any of the above categories wants her laptop fixed or any service from me,
I DELIBERATELY CHARGE her OUTRAGEOUSLY [this jolts women from that he-wants-to-have-sex-with-me world]
Then I wait for her to bargain
Even if she's Julie, no relations [she is the only surviving member of her family and financially disadvantaged bc of this],
I still charge.
If the job is say 10k [after much pleading etc] I then ask her how much can she can COMFORTABLY pay.
If she says 1k.
I'll still press her to ADD STH. [Not bc I need the cash. But so that it doesn't appear easy]
Then she'll say sth lk 1.2k
Then I'll go ahead and do it for them.

NB. This is the same job I will do TOTALLY FREE for a guy whose financial condition is not as bad as hers

DO U KNOW THIS METHOD WORKS LIKE CHARM?
Nxt time they see me they'll be so thankful as if I did d job for free.
They'll even tell their friends about me being nice, blah blah blah

BUT ATTEMPT TO DO IT FREE FOR THEM even if she's an orphan, physically challenged etc,
U WOULD HV JUST SHOT URSELF IN THE FOOT.
EVEN THE CHRISTIAN SISTERS u think u are helping bc of Jesus think/act like the non-christian ones.

.So even if she says u know we r brethren, nooowww.

I'll say[i] that's why I want u to pay anytn u k afford.[/i]

The moment u insist on/ mention money to a lady, it erases every fish brain-like thinking about u hvn ulterior motive.

Finally, give my the guy's number.
He needs to be schooled and upgraded

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Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by eckersley: 5:54pm On Nov 11, 2014*

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Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by eckersley: 4:25pm On Nov 11, 2014*

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Romance › Re: Guys Be Careful, That Girlfriend Of Yours Could Be A Very Cheap Lady by eckersley: 4:01am On Nov 11, 2014

Tolu91:
I actually hate loving women, and
every sensible man should. Women,
by their innate configuration, are
fickle, undependable, disloyal,
gullible, deceitful, insatiable and
confused. women are hopelessly impossible to
please, and their loyalty is
impossible to obtain; I CANNOT LOVE
SOMEONE WHOSE LOYALTY I CANNOT
OBTAIN. That's why it is imperative
to not necessarily hate women, but to hate loving them. My philosophy remains that women
should never be taken seriously.
They should be trifled with, played
with, and 'mated with'. Commiting
your affection and emotion and
trust to these unstable species is the greatest act of tomfoolery in human
history. Wise men know better.

Word

Business › Re: The Sports Investor Thread - Sure Daily Picks by eckersley: 10:31pm On Nov 10, 2014*

RatandBot:

1. Rapid Bucharest Vs Ceahlaul
Bet: Handicap +1 to home team

2. Platense Vs Barracas Central
Bet: Platense Clean Sheet? NO

#Goodluck

NICE ONE.

Romance › Re: See What My Girlfriend Bought For Me (+PICTURES) by eckersley: 10:29pm On Nov 10, 2014*

redfly:
Marry her, na wife material be that

Just like that?
Marry her cos she bought him a pirated game?
Even if it was an original.
What do u think marriage is?
Boyfriend and girlfriend, abi?

What would u advise if she had cooked for him and had done his laundry?

Marry him, his sisters, friends and maybe mother

Romance › Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by eckersley: 9:49pm On Nov 10, 2014

Equado:
closed my eyes and I saw your future...its so not good...
if you don't change from this path of yaz

*speaks pseudo-patois*
It's a pity mahn
I and I not allowed to give u more than ONE like
Jah bless u with more vision.

Abeg, close ur eyes again whether u fit see
and give me 6 winning Baba Ijebu numbers cool

Romance › Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by eckersley: 9:00pm On Nov 10, 2014*

Raymondenyi:
EDITED;

U think u giving him sex, qualifies u to earn of his Struggles? U re nothing more, cos he can get same sex from anybody anywhere, even a love peddler, so nothing makes u special... Go and clean ur lazy silly as up n seek for ways to make ur own money.. silly girl..
Spits on thread

Giving him sex?
WHAT DA FK IS WRONG WT [Nigerian] men?
I do not subscribe to nor advocate premarital sex,
Here is my philosophy/stand on sex

1. No woman/lady [even my wife] can EVER give me sex.
Every man should be able to say and practice the same
Sex is a two way street.
A lady cannot lie on a bed and hv sex by/with herself, neither can a man. [don't u mention self-service]
If u say/believe a lady gives u sex, that means she does not enjoy it nor
has urges for it.

Women[like men] hv sexu-al urges but hv trained themselves to tie it to receiving
something from men.
Hence the men think their ladies reward
them[guys] with sex for the gifts/nice treatment they [men] provide.
And the ladies arrange/ make it appear so.

MEN PLEASE, DISCIPLINE URSELF AND CHANGE UR MENTALITY.
I beg u in the name of GOD
DMX ACCURATELY captures this in "What These Bit-ches Want"

I gave you, you gave me - BIT-CH,
I blazed you, you blazed me (c'mon)
Nothing more, nothing less, but you at my door
willing to confess that it's the best you ever tested
Better than all the rest, I'm like, "Aight girlfriend, hold up
I gave you, what you gave me Boo, a nut (f'real)"

Some ladies will say, Na mouth e dey make
Naaah ladies. I also walk the walk
----------

Should a lady and I ever discuss sex in marriage,
I tell them that
No girl NOT EVEN MY WIFE can use sex as a weapon or bargaining
chip against me.
And that I would warn my wife during courtship and after marriage
so she gets it into her skull.

I say sth along these lines
First, I am a firm believer and advocate of husbands and wives
using seperate bedrooms AND INTEND TO PRACTICE THIS TO THE HILT

I do not intend to hv sex during my honey moon and first 6 months of our marriage to drive home my message.
[Cos she'll think I abstained from premarital sex cos we are Christians]
Bt I talk abt this 6 months period so she understands that tho we r married sex is not the end all and be all.

Third, I operate the rule of 2
By that I mean.

If I'm in the mood and make a move on my wife and she turns down my advances.
I won't press or attempt talking her into it.
I just back off
2 days later, I'll approach her again
She says no. I back off
2 weeks after. Another NO
I back off
2 months after. Another No
I back off
Is someone expecting me to say 2 years.
NAAAAH.
For the next 2 years she'll be the sole initiator of sex.
If she comes to me for it, we do it.
If she doesn't come, no sweat
I wonder how that will impact her ego or feeling of being
sex-ually desired
My religion/person does not advocate revenge so it's out of the way

When I tell this to girls who are just my friends,
they say
No naaah. That's wickedness naah
U are heartless
blah, blah, blah

If abstaining frm sex for the 1st 30 years of youthful virility
did not kill me, it can't do so thereafter.

Where I dey go for life far and sex is not the ferry that
will take me there
Peace

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Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 12:21pm On Nov 09, 2014

@monsuru560
Abeg add me abeg. my wife take in b4 I travel go hustle.
Actually, I dey save money for where I dey oooo.
2 weeks to delivery, she call me say 4D Ultrasound talk
say na quadruplets.

Na 3D ultrasound she be use early on.

Abeg help me and the extra 3 pikins oo

My number is 080111222333444555666777

I go post their pictures here as soon as she born.

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 6:59am On Nov 09, 2014

Has anyone seen or heard from just2odds AKA tipsterjerry
AKA Mr. Go-abt-quoting-and-casting-any-cast game?
After church service today, let the brethren [3 sister and one brother]
endeavour to visit him

Hope say them bookies nvr ... the guy
bc of im steady 2 odds ooo

abi na those Nlanders wey him cast their
game don locate the guy? tongue

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 6:51am On Nov 09, 2014

mcshol:
Pls guys I av a rather very silly question to ask. I play vfl, tho I dnt always win, I win sometimes. A thought came to me, I want to know if its possible to play a particular pick in the same slip twice or thrice. I play offline. Thanks all ur reply is highly appreciated

No. impossible
One single pick [outcome] per slip
u can't play barca to win 3x on single slip hoping to
benefit from the multiple ODDs in the form of an accumulator.

SIDE NOTE
-----------
But it SEEMS possible to play different outcomes for a particular
game as an accumulator on the same ticket.

In a football viewing centre one night, I looked at a guy's ticket
He played it at a winnersgoldenbet shop;
Ticket looked something like this.
E.G
Barca VS Real madrid.

Barca to score first half
Both teams to score
over 2.5 cards full time
Madrid to win either half
etc

Seems/sounds crazy right
But seeing is believing, it is said.
I saw the ticket with my 2 eyes and took it from him
to feel it so it doesn't appear my eyes/brain are playing a fast one on me

HOWEVER,
i attempted this online wt my account, IT DIDN'T WORK OO
it appears only psbl at the bet shop

DUNNO about other bookies ooo
I'm talking abt a winnersgoldenbet ticket played AT THEIR SHOP

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 6:41am On Nov 09, 2014*

chizzily:
so how does one win?

Emmmmn.
You win by not losing grin

Joking over

First understand the lingo of the game.
Do this by using search terms like.
ice hockey explained
betting on ice hockey
ice hockey betting for beginners

Unlike football, bet options in hockey are about 47.
U can start here.
http://www.britishicehockey.co.uk/blogs/fanzone/a-guide-to-betting-on-the-nhl/
http://www.predictem.com/nhl/how-to-bet-on-hockey.php

After grounding urself in the above areas,
get a good hockey site for ur analysis , e.g
http://www.sportstats.com/hockey/

After going thru those, u k ask further questions

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 5:55am On Nov 09, 2014*

Lukesmith:
Smiles.... @ Luckaz Okay.. Thanks for the advice...
But I still wonder how what I am doing is misleading people...
Well .. I'll stop so far.. I won't do any games here anymore..
Your type are the kinda peeps that pray for someone's game to cast just because you think they are better than you...
That is a sign of witchcraft and wizardry ....

Hi Lukesmith
I believe u are a do-gooder [minus d -ve connotation]

But Nobody likes a do-gooder: Study confirms selfless behaviour is 'alienating'
"It doesn't matter that the overall welfare of the group is better served by someone's unselfish behaviour.
'What is objectively good, we see as subjectively bad."
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1305716/Nobody-likes-gooder-Study-confirms-selfless-behaviour-alienating.html

There are one to svrl reasons u post in-plays.
Religious, moral, personal [won't wanna go into them]
But at the least, there is a positive satisfaction/achievement [tangible or not] u get
I FOLLOW ur in-plays, THOUGH HAVE NEVER PLAYED THEM.
7 out of 10 times they come in.

But I wonder y u would cease posting these tips bc of one
unappreciative individual.
But if u insist on not posting d tips HERE, OK.

U can create a blog, whats app group, just anywhere u feel comfortable
with like tipsterjerry AKA just2 ODDS, post the link here like 2x daily for folks,
disable comments on the page, and keep on with
the acts that float ur boat.

One indiv is not even worth the action in bold

Even if there's no heaven, it's good to do good

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Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 5:04pm On Nov 08, 2014

cornel994:
bros dem abeg make una help me explain 0:3 handicap for hockey.
and if the game end 1:3 for 0:3 handicap who win

HOCKEY HANDICAP EXPLAINED
E.g.
Team A vs Team B.
0:3 handicap means 0 goal is added to team A
and 3 goals added to team B
Its like a score line in a football match
the first number is for the first[home] team, the 2nd number for the away team

In the question u added.
Team A vs Team B
1 : 3 ------------ scoreline
0 : 3------------- handicap added
---------------
1 : 6 ------------ final scoreline after handicap added
---------------

So d home team lost 1 : 6

But for a negative handicap, usually written with a minus sign b4
the handicap, e.g. [-1] or whatever negative number, u subtract the handicap
from the final score

Celebrities › Re: Ufuoma Ejenobor, Husband, & Their Baby (Pictures) by eckersley: 6:24am On Nov 08, 2014

harmlessphil:
me too wan marry oyinbo.

Make I first scroll go ur husband/fiance phone number
If u like, lie say u never marry/engage
when u talk this.
LIE. LIE MAKE I HEAR U
Better start to beg me oooo.
I don nearly reach him number oo

Business › Re: The Sports Investor Thread - Sure Daily Picks by eckersley: 10:34pm On Nov 07, 2014

obi4eze:
Lech Poznan vs Podbedzkidzie Biala
Lech Win @ 1.40
Poland Extrakalsa

Spezia vs Crotone
over 1.5 goals @ 1.36
Italy Serie B

Pisa vs Luchesse
over 1.5 goals @1.36
Italy Legia Pro

Warrignton Town vs Exeter
Exeter win @ 1.33
English FA Cup

86 mins Pisa - Lucchese 0:0

What da funk?

Celebrities › Re: Amber Rose Flaunts $$$ Bundles, Says Ma$turbating Is Fun… by eckersley: 4:25am On Nov 07, 2014

nickz:
i love this b1tch mehn.......i pray she doesn't go back or turn a stripper

Does she hv a choice.

What do u expect of someone wt NO talent

Politics › Re: Why Living With A Nigerian Wife Abroad Is No Longer Fashionable! by eckersley: 9:46pm On Nov 06, 2014*

tit:
all these men are losers.
as a man you are supposed to cook, clean, pay rent and take care of your house-hold.
you are supposed to bath and dress-up your children by yourself.
your wife is only a helper, a servant.

if you leave your wife to do all those things, and tomorrow she does
coup and takes over the house,
you start crying.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE FOR THE HELPER/THE SERVANT.
DO NOT BE LAZY AND DO HOUSE WORK.

I can bet you [Tit or Tit-ties, whatever your name is]
1. are unmarried

2. Not yet 22yr old

3. Were not raised by ur mother [ u prolly grew up in an orphanage- no offense meant and shout outs to them orphans].
Cos she should have taught/raised u better.
Who derailed you?

4. are a pseudo-xtian or pseudo-religious lady with no ounce of virtue.
Read about the virtuous woman Proverbs 31

5. are obsessed with fantasies from some licentious romance novel
[ keep fantasizing, ur prince in shining armour and rainboots on a horse will come some
day, steal u away and do all the above for u]

5. are a wannabe feminist [ O.Y.O for ur type in Africa - relocate abroad and get married to a
white man- I bet u'll be his slave]

6. are in an existential identity crisis

Finally.
You could use a guidance counselor. You need help

PS
---
I sorry for the lady wey wan take domesticity make yanga for me

1. I'm a fvcking excellent cook[both local and foreign recipes]
Started cooking since I was 7.
I sabi pastries and baking well well also.

I find it diff to eat out bc even them Mr/Mrs. Biggs are just specialists in
food flavouring and colouring
Eating out or food cooked by someone else
ruins my next two days as I suffer from 'eater's remorse'
Hence I don't allow any girl or guy cook for me.
Honestly, I know say this thing dey pain/vex woman, but
I go rather make she vex dan say I suffer indigestion/remorse.

2. Laundry and house cleaning - I'm an expert
Attended a boarding school so those things are child's play to me.
I derive pleasure from doing them.
And I do not allow ANYONE do my washing or dishes
cos no one can do so to my satisfaction/standards.
[ I'm a kind of perfectionist]
Enuf said.

So ladies make una no just think say una go
fit do man like me favour because una do chores.
Cos e hard for woman to meet my standards of domesticity.
All my guys dey complain sef, say me and my wife go get plenty quanta
for kitchen and domestic affairs.

This reminds me of one episode of Everybody hates Chris
The father lost his job and was home for about 2wks to 1 month
He did all the domesticity before the mother returned from work and so surpassed her that
the kids, every time, spoke so highly of their father and questioned their mother
They said things like this;
Mom, this food is so delicious. How come you don't cook like this
The spoon is so clean I can see my reflection in it
The house is so arranged....

The mother was so frustrated and the home was about to break up
Look for the movie and know how the story ends.

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Computer Market › Re: Dell Inspiron 1525 In Benin by eckersley: 4:48pm On Nov 06, 2014

chizzily:
wow,well I am also in ugbowo axis, I actually havent grown that big.
I import from china and resell,just laptops,tablets and power banks for now.
yes I gv 2mnths warranty for my products

2 months? Whaaaatt?
For brand new or UK used?
Well, I would like to try out ur watches.
Do u hv a website, etc listing ur products?
Actually need a beautiful watch with the following features:
.Water resistant to at least 10metres depth
.Rubber or Chain strap
.2 years battery life

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