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Politics › Re: Azeez Ashake Shot Dead In Isale-Eko by eckersley: 10:29am On Oct 14, 2014

2buff:
You would be better served also actually stating how you could best be used in a business.
A job can be anything, including packing shyt.

Please be specific. All the best.

Hy 2buff. Welcome back to NL

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Treat Their Girls Like Rags? by eckersley: 9:22am On Oct 14, 2014

DaPhoenix:
I love your little ad.
Anyway, my men treat me well; like I am their boss.

Did you say your MEN
You sneaky multiple fvcker!
*Runs for the hills*

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Why Is Israel In European Football by eckersley: 8:32am On Oct 14, 2014

European Football Confederation membership
In 1991, Israeli clubs began participating in European club competitions,
and Israel returned to the European leg of World Cup qualifying in 1992.
In 1994, Israel received full UEFA membership, 20 years after it had left Asia

Read the rest here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_national_football_team

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage As Pump Attendant At Forte Oil Station (Photos) by eckersley: 11:33pm On Oct 13, 2014*

zappyj:
Clap for yourself bornfool!

Commentator: I can't believe this is all coming from eckersley

He unleashes a right hook, a left one and an uppercut on zappyj
who crashes to the floor bleeding and cursing, bornfool[sic]
BUT CURSING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in this forum

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage As Pump Attendant At Forte Oil Station (Photos) by eckersley: 11:05pm On Oct 13, 2014*

zappyj:
Make you go embrace your destiny before you tell her to “embraced” her destiny.. English Master

Mea culpa. It's a typo

zappyj: 8:01pm On Oct 12
Exactly!! Tiwa is an ebony queenn she's beautiful, am totally appalled @ ds hatred.

No, Tiwa is not an ebony queenn[sic]

zappyj: 10:29pm On Oct 09
Something about Yemi Alade.. The richness of her voice, African batty and the fact that she speaks french fluently.
That is a major turn

Did you mean to say major turn on?

zappyj: 3:03pm On Oct 06
But not dumb as you are.. What kind of silly and generalized statement is that?
What facts do you have toy support your claims?
Support this idea or back off!

Nooo. It ought to be:
What facts do you have to support your claims?

How about those, Math's teacher?

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia In Her Kitchen With Baby Olivia On Her Back (Pictures) by eckersley: 10:01pm On Oct 13, 2014

My people, if una look well well
una go see house help [the real cook] for back.
Hypocrites
Who dem wan deceive ?

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia In Her Kitchen With Baby Olivia On Her Back (Pictures) by eckersley: 9:56pm On Oct 13, 2014

Tolubory:
I really love the backing of that child...
Nowadays some ladies Front their child instead of Backing them..

Na wa for Nigerians sef oo
Na front she for put the pikin, abi?
Make hot water/food or oil come pour for her head abi?
So dat Tu face go kill Ann abi?

Abeg, Nigerians try to dey think before una comment

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia In Her Kitchen With Baby Olivia On Her Back (Pictures) by eckersley: 9:52pm On Oct 13, 2014

A woman's identity is in 2 places
The kitchen and the bedroom.

You don show us how she dey handle business for kitchen
GOOOD
Oya show us when she dey handle business for ...
Nonsense
Mtchewww.

Nairaland, pleasssse.
Introduce the hate button make I take finish the Op

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage As Pump Attendant At Forte Oil Station (Photos) by eckersley: 9:47pm On Oct 13, 2014

Rays123:
Lovely pix. Good for her!! One Love Naija.

Kpele Tiwa. Sorry i mean Sawa[sour]
Who wor wor, don wor wor
You don wor wor
Make up cannot change ur fate
The earlier u embraced ur destiny, the better

Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Christian Be A Soldier? by eckersley: 8:12pm On Oct 13, 2014*

Kindly read to the end. I know this is a long one
Thanks

I think this will be a more comprehensive question

Should a christian be in the ARMED FORCES?
Not just in the army

Jehovah witnesses [JW] and some Christians will tell you HELL NO

I'll not buttress my point with an Old testament citation
becos I can hear ppl already saying,
That na old testament
[But the Old Testament is as valid as the New- A topic for another day]

Romans 2:22
You who say that one should not commit adultery, do you commit adultery?
You who abhor idols, do you rob temples?
In order words you should NOT practice double standards

i.e If u stand against something, u shd do so in TOTALITY
If u will not ask participate in an abortion or ask a girl/boy to
do so, why will u make a contribution when asked for money for an abortion

What I'm saying is this, if a JW or some christian will not participate in the armed forces
'Fine.'
But why would you call for help from someone in the armed forces
when u hear/notice an intruder in ur compound?
Or when faced with a security threat?

Why would you employ their services in your business, marriage, during a
church service etc.
ITS AMOUNTS TO HYPOCRISY [hell bound]

if u hate idols, you should not rob one for the gold in it;
you should not benefit from a service you spurn/kick against

POINT 2
----------
Whenever a sinner comes to God for salvation/miracle, he was always told to desist from the SIN[s]
that is/are obstacles to his serving God/miracles

Luke 3:14
Some soldiers were questioning him, saying, "And what about us, what shall we do[ to have eternal life]?
[size=13pt]John the baptist didn't say, Resign from the army[/size]

Matthew 19.16
Just then a man came up to Jesus and asked, "Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?"
[Jesus replied] If you want to enter life, keep the commandments."

20"All these I have kept," the young man said. "What do I still lack?"

21Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor,
and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

NOTE:
THIS PASSAGE TELLS US THAT YOU CAN KEEP THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND NOT STILL MAKE ETERNAL LIFE
BECAUSE OF AN IMPEDIMENT AND JESUS RIGHTLY[b] POINTED THIS OUT
[/b]
The impediment for THIS PARTICULAR MAN [not all Christians] was his riches
Note: Dorcas in the New Testament was rich [but her riches weren't an impediment to her Christianity]

ALL THROUGHOUT THE BIBLE, ANY impediment to a believer's Christianity is always pointed out
to that Christian

EXAMPLE 2
---------
Remember Jesus will always point out any sin to sinners
before or after performing a miracle by saying,
Go and sin no more or by some other method

Matthew 8;8-12
But the centurion said, "Lord...just say the word, and my servant will be healed.
10 Now when Jesus heard this, He marveled and said to those who were following,
"Truly I say to you, I have not found such great faith with anyone in Israel.

The centurion's faith was commended,
BUT HIS SERVICE IN THE MILITARY WAS NOT CONDEMNED.
If that was a problem, Jesus would have CLEARLY SAID SO

EXAMPLE 3
---------
Cornelius was not only a soldier but a commander of a 100 of them.

We know for sure he was in the right tune with God because IN ACTS 10:7-END

-God said
-he was just, upright and God-fearing
-obedient and in right standing with God, [This is what John was telling the soldiers in LUKE 3.14]
-God
-heard his prayers
-accepted and recorded his works of charity
-He received an angelic visitation

Can you imagine these endorsements/approbation of someone in the armed forces
from GOD HIMSELF?

He received the Holy Spirit in addition
and even after receiving the born again experience to replace Judaism,
God/Jesus/Paul DID NOT ask him to quit the army

CONCLUSION
--------------
If being in the armed forces[ military, air force, police, navy] was an impediment to
their salvation and entrance into God's kingdom,
John,Jesus or Paul WOULD HAVE EXPLICITLY SAID SO

Politics › Re: Soldiers Shoot Selves •to Avoid Deployment To Boko Haram Communities by eckersley: 4:38am On Oct 13, 2014*

I see it differently.
The soldiers are not motivated [financially, working conditions] enough
to die for their countries.
This attitude until now has never been heard of in the army.

How many foot soldier[dead or living] were honoured during the
national awards by President Jona?
Or how many get recognized if injured in battle?

But OBJ's son that was reportedly injured made headlines worldwide.
I strongly believe he was not injured in the first place. Just a publicity stunt.

And how do u think the soldiers saw that?
They would say:
Kai, we dey die since and nobody put our name for tv.
Now them don arrange Obj pikin for tv make e for be like say
na them dey fight the battle.

They are on the battlefield, their wages are not sent to their
families as they desire,
commanders leak info to Boko Haram and these foot soldiers
are still sent into the field AKA sacrificed.

NO MONEY, INCREASING DISCONTENTMENT WITH SENIOR OFFICIALS [ evident by d mutinies],
WIDOWS AND CHILDREN OF THE SLAIN NEGLECTED
my people what do u think these soldiers are?
ROBOTS, I guess

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Health › Re: Which Hospital In Nigeria Do Limb/height Lenghtening Surgery, by eckersley: 4:25am On Oct 13, 2014

Are you that short?
Come ooon.
Even a midget will not undergo such a procedure.
Kindly work on ur sellf-esteem instead

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 4:09am On Oct 13, 2014

adebayo111:
is there any game that will pay me if 7 out of 10 games win.

blessed001:
yes saharabet.com plsay 12 game if u are able to win 7 guy dey go pay u. just try it.

Mofos be trying to advertise bookmakers.
No be only saharabet. Na Sahara Desert.
Mtchewwww

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by eckersley: 2:06pm On Oct 12, 2014*

Jennydoris:
Is that all you have to say beta person. I can choose to snap any where whether the gate is locked or open. If e dey pain you for body kindly hit the road and jump inside the lagoon that way your suicide will be easier. Anyway na you get your mouth, for every body acts according to his or her level of maturity. So am not surprised with yours. By the way am coming to your papas gate to snap today's pic make sure it's locked with padlock, I don't want to be disturbed when I get there and make sure the gate is clean, I mean very very clean.

Hy Miss 'gatemania'.
Going to my parents' to snap a photo could be risky.
And you said to keep the gate locked.
Its like you sensed they have a canine.
Waoo. At least you got that right

But sorry to burst ur bubble.
Since they acquired Kobe, the gates are always open
Don't try ursf. Kobe hates ugly.

But concerning maturity you got it all wrong.
If u had an ounce of it, u would hv recognized
a sincere compliment on reading one.
But you've bn so brainwashed by area boys with flattery that you
can't tell the one from the other
No be their fault. Na something dem find come.
That they succeeded is ALL UR FAULT

That said.
You obviously need help.
But before you can be helped, I'll try to make you understand
ur obsession wt snapping photos [esp. in front of gates]

Psycho-analytically, it's actually called narcissistic vulnerabilities.
A form of narcissism where the sufferer seeks to cancel out or
counteract DEEP FEELINGS of INFERIORITY and LACK OF SELF-ESTEEM.

In your case you do this by obsessively snapping photo shots.
Sufferers of your condition will often change their DPs several times daily
and upload each and every pic they snap to a social network.
The sufferer expects admiration, constant attention,
and positive reinforcement from the comments/likes.
Its their lifeblood

Failure to get validation or any of the above leads to eating disorders
[ur tummy protruding thru ur cloth is evidence] depression and
self-destructive behaviours.

Please pay utmost attention here.

First line Therapy

1. A total body work out will be of immense benefit
[With emphasis on your abs - they bulge thru u clothes]
The feel-good hormones released during this process
will raise your confidence levels.
This is far better than maniac photo snapping and uploading.

2. Learn new skills or improve already existing ones.
[KINDLY NOTE: I'm not talking about kpanshing skills]

3.
If there's no improvement [which is rare] after 3 weeks of
doing the above, report to our facility nearest to for radical therapy.
Wish you good luck

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Romance › Re: Photo From Kano Mass Wedding 2013 Edition by eckersley: 6:36am On Oct 12, 2014

AlfaSeltzer:
Those brides don't look very happy.

Na true.
Na the first thing wey come my mind. But I say make I read all comments
before I put am in writing. Na im I see your comment.

Them resemble ppl wey dem force and never reach age of consent.

Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by eckersley: 6:15am On Oct 12, 2014

YankeeJoe:
Really? Why don't u marry her to your brother? Na one wicked motor carry all of una (gals) come..
Bullshit!!

Arty2014:
Dude your mind is already made up, discussing it in NL is just one of the ways
you wan take punish the girl, you asked for opinions,
Yankeejoe they are only opinions/advise you don't have to do them
Not fair you insult me either.

Chai! The truth can pain.
Up till date I never fit understand why girls no dey fit stomach the truth.
E dey drive them kolo.
I need to pray to God to decode this phenomenon for me.

2. No be insult him insult you.
Na simple question him ask you.
Abi you no fit spot the difference?
Or wetin sauce for the goose no come sauce for the gander anymore?
If the girl fit Yankeejoe she suppose dey hand in glove with your brother.

[If at all YankeeJoe insult anything, na the motor [Danfo] wey carry una come]
And the motor no complain!

3. You talk say,
discussing it in NL is just one of the ways you wan take punish the girl

Tell me where Yankeejoe for mention her name?
Girls ehn, una can vex person.
Then una go come dey claim victim:
[It's] not fair.

First thing on Monday morning, I wan see front page apology from you to Yankeejoe
for 5 national dailies. Guardian, Vanguard, Punch, Thisday and Observer.
You fit add Lindaikeji mobile blog if you like [ If I no add that one, body no go sweet you and your fellow girls]

Thereafter, for your full life, I mean your entire existence,
No try this thing wey you do so next time oo.

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by eckersley: 9:50pm On Oct 11, 2014*

donbrowser:
And ur pic no bad oh wink

Jennydoris:
The pics follow for the discussion? >

I hate Nigerians [esp. their girls] wey dey form.

Correct guy man compliment ur pic, u dey style.
If no be for show, why u upload am?

Just because ur lecturer, Linda Ikeji, dey always snap picture for her gate,
U self go stand near gate.

All this graduates of LindaIkeji adult literacy school, na wa for una!

I thank God for me shall. Instead of me to compliment a girl outward appearance,
I go just kill "myself or commit s-u-i-c-i-d-e."

Mtcheewww.

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Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 8:12pm On Oct 11, 2014

When I tell NFF say make them sack Keshi since, them no hear
See wetin e don lead to now. Ehn
We need to collect 10,000 signatures to move the motion to sack am.
1 click of the like button = one signature

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Celebrities › Re: Old Photo Of Davido, Wizkid, D’prince & Sina Rambo Chilling Together! by eckersley: 6:14pm On Oct 11, 2014

Saraben:
Pls observe this picture a little bit...is like davido wasn't really part of the picture, it looks like he jst rushed in..nd besides a pic wil not stil proove to us they ain't enemies .....#myopinion#

I want to agree with you. I say so because of the level of exposure[due to the camera flash]
on the faces of the 3 to the right.
However, Davido's face does not reflect the flash and is dark.
His pic was probably photoshopped into the group.
Pictures do lie

Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ikeactor Reveals Movie Producers Sleep With Actresses For Roles by eckersley: 5:55pm On Oct 11, 2014

Emeka Ikeactor Reveals Movie Producers Sleep With Actresses For Roles

No be so naaaah.

Which kind topic be this?

The actresses sleep with the producers for roles and not the other way round
according to you topic.

Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by eckersley: 12:36pm On Oct 11, 2014*

deboraha:
STALKER!! Hehehe. Dey follow me up and down U hear!

Nigerians self! First it was bash, now its stalker.
Nigerians can form.
First,
Not because a word is used by the Western media about celebrities
you quickly add it to ur vocab, nay use it.
Nigerians PLEASE STOP IT.

All in the hopes of impressing people
However, you only succeeded in embarrassing yourself and depressing your listeners.
Na so Patience just dey disgrace herself and President Jona everywhere.

Your choice of words shows you are a true daughter of your mother,
Mama Peace AKA first Lady nee Madam-take-oyibo-scatter Nigeria.

Second,
Statistics show that every minute 6,357 young girls turn 18 in Nigeria.
So even if guy man choose to...as you wan form dey talk, no be old mama nowwww.
Haba.

Third,
As Nigerian [pseudo-]celebrities plenty reach, you don hear any one use that word
or run go court go get a restraining order?
Fear no let them. You know why? Court go knack gavel for their head because them
no reach.
I sorry for the person[s] wey give u false evaluation yourself.
Kpele. Them just stroke ur ego to get their feet in your door.
No be my fault say them succeed.

Since you sabi blow oyibo well well, I be think say you go come
talk say you wan go get restraining order.
But you no talk am. Why not?
Because na the word 'stalker' your 'half-education'/miseducation carry you reach.

Abeg aunty mi. I take God beg you.
No scatter Nigeria pass where your Mama and Mentor, Her Excellency don scatter am reach.
If you dey in doubt about any word plus where and how to use am, just holla at me.
I go willingly help. For free.
Together, President Jona and I can use education to make Nigeria great!

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Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by eckersley: 9:30pm On Oct 10, 2014

deboraha:
Honestly, You must be one jobless fellow looking for students to tutor on nairaland. Isorite, Carry go!!

Haba! How could you say that after benefiting from the free education of the G. E. J administration on Nairaland?
Here's more free education for you
https://www.nairaland.com/1926136/why-ladies-always-lie-number

Don't be enraged oo. You hear

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Romance › Re: Are Girls Proud Of Virgin Guys by eckersley: 9:15pm On Oct 10, 2014

eckersley:
Expert lala! I dey hail oo. U must be very experienced. Hmmmnn. Make I take off before u spoil me

DorisK:
Who no be expert??

Go through my posts. You go discover say I be certified small pikin oo

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Launches New Website's by eckersley: 4:33pm On Oct 10, 2014

Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by eckersley: 4:08pm On Oct 10, 2014*

deboraha:
Another thread to bash ladies.#them bashers will arrive soon#

eckersley
Frankly and no offense meant, have u ever looked up the word bashing?
Women seethe and will almost die when their lil tricks, wiles and manipulations are being brought to light.
I can feel ur pains. Kpele. Research and come up with cutting edge ones you hear. I trust una
No be only bash. Na Bash Ali.

deboraha:
This is exactly what I was talking about. I am comfortably in my own home with my husband and this one is talking about PAINS. Which one of my PAINS are U feeling? or U think I am still a child with tricks and pranks on how to get a man?

U have one nasty experience wit one lady and U think evry other woman on the planet is the same way. I shud be the one pitying U!

U said, "Women will almost die when their wiles are being brot to light?" Which women? May be the ones around U.

Mister English teacher!

Thanks for the compliment, mon élève

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Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by eckersley: 9:20pm On Oct 09, 2014

deboraha:
Another thread to bash ladies.#them bashers will arrive soon#

Frankly and no offense meant, have u ever looked up the word bashing?
Women seethe and will almost die when their lil tricks, wiles and manipulations are being brought to light.
I can feel ur pains. Kpele. Research and come up with cutting edge ones you hear. I trust una
No be only bash. Na Bash Ali.

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Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by eckersley: 9:07pm On Oct 09, 2014*

The greatest fear of any lady is being undesired/rejected. Hence they alwz seeking validation.
If Agbani [even immediately after being crowned] walked a 100m stretch every day
for 3 days and no guy hits on her nay no cat calls, she would have ran 4-40 to a babalawo for checkup.

When a woman is rejected/out of one rship, there's the horrid/dreaded/unbearable sense of loss.
Her ego is bruised, she's extremely vulnerable and easily falls prey to players.

She'll date/fvck even a tree/goat just to get her self-esteem back to optimal levels, gain acceptance,
and convince hersf that she's still desirable.
The tree/goat will say to himself and friends, "I get game, swag and the babe dey trip die."
Sorry bro, u r her rebound.

As soon as her ego/emotions are healed, she'll dump and leave u faster than a jackrabbit and almost for no reason.
Mr. Tree/Goat will not be able to find a reason or rhyme to her action.
But I just explained that.

She might hv
1. Come back with STDs [incompletely treated STDs do lead to infertility]
2. Had one or several abortions [which can hamper her chances of conceiving, or carrying a child to full term-
I'm medically inclined and have seen and read several such cases]
3. Multiple sex partners predispose women to cervical cancer.
You don't want to have to deal with this in the future [Tho she can be screened and vaccinated for this]

The way of the Samurai will be to accept her, [use protection] squeeze whatever life there is out of her ... and jettison her.
Many have advised that.

But the godly/moral approach will be this:
In a very friendly[not highhanded] manner tell her this. Don't do it spitefully:

I've been very OK with our being FRIENDS [STRESS this word] as u wisely advised several yrs ago.
Why would you and I jeopardize this 8 [Stress 8] solid years of beautiful friendship with blah blah blah.
We shd remain friends

DON'T GO AHEAD TELLING HER ANY OF THESE

. U think I'm a fool ehn? After ur many bfs have used and dumped u, now you are coming back to me abi?

. Do I look like ur rebound?

. I'm not CBN. Nor your last resort.

. After you hv wasted ur life and .....

DON'T SAY ANY OF THE ABOVE.
I advocate the "I WILL LIKE US TO REMAIN FRIENDS" SCRIPT.
Its godly, moral and works like charms

Remember
1. Not to become more than friends nay friends with benefits ooo.

2. U r not going to do anytn different now. That will mean u r starting a rship with her.
If yl she was wt those guys u called her once a month, once a month the calls shd remain.
If she nvr visited u yl wt those guys, nvr allow it now. If she did, alwz ensure she visits wt her friend or hv one
of ur bros, sis or friend around as a chaperone when she visits.

3. Rule 2 applies if u visited her yl she was wt her ex-es.

Bottom line: NOTHING NEW SHOULD BE INTRODUCED INTO THE FRIENDSHIP. HOWEVER, EXTRA PRECAUTIONS MUST BE TAKEN

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Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by eckersley: 9:05pm On Oct 09, 2014

Celebrities › Re: MEET Charly Boy’s Cute Grand-children, The Identical Twin Trendsetters! by eckersley: 6:35pm On Oct 09, 2014

getafe:
What will happen if their hands are not inside their pockets?

eckersley:
Dem go kpoof

getafe:
kpoooof as in?

6 feet.
If u like, no undrstnd that one. I no go explain any further cos I don put d slang in its lowest term.

Celebrities › Re: MEET Charly Boy’s Cute Grand-children, The Identical Twin Trendsetters! by eckersley: 5:56pm On Oct 09, 2014

This is how Lil Wayne and Wiz Khalifa started out oo.
khalifa outgrew Wayne along the line cos he was smoking double the Recommended Daily Intake (RDI) of the ganja plant.
Someone please save the bright future of these kids ooo

Celebrities › Re: MEET Charly Boy’s Cute Grand-children, The Identical Twin Trendsetters! by eckersley: 5:49pm On Oct 09, 2014

getafe:
What will happen if their hands are not inside their pockets?

Dem go kpoof

Celebrities › Re: Meet The Most Handsome Twin In Africa...[pictures] by eckersley: 4:27pm On Oct 09, 2014*

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