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Well. Got an info or two frm ur opinion. However, endeavour to break ur posts into short and readable paragraphs. A big block of text is off-putting. But I usu take a pride in my ability to read long and complex text. Hence it ddnt phase me out BraniacX: |
I smell this is a sleek attempt to advertise a tipping/tipster's services. I may subscribe oo. Bt just saying what I feel so don't take this personal |
blogger10: And this deserves to be on front page? Really?u call prayers simple? U will do well not to commonize/trivialize the most powerful force/arsenal available to man. Get ursf into sackclothes and cover ursf wt ashes. Confess ur sins, pull out ur bear bear, the hair in ur armpit or wherever. Perhaps u soul may hv a slim hope of redemption |
boboLIL: Na eminado and dorobucci track mk tiwa famous small she wan con over use am.....e don nack to.to for 6inches nail...WHAAAAATTT? NIGG*S BE HATING ON A LADY'S THING |
DorisK: They cudnt even hold hands. SmhNa by force. Na by to hold hands. Ini Edo and co wey hold hands where them dey as we dey talk? |
Yungmilio2: SpainCast into the lake of fire. AKA HELL FIRE |
MojAyo: lol at dis,u must be a caring husband to beThanks. Well. The children I carry for now are those in my church, compound and wherever I find them[With parental consent shall] I intended to marry at the age of ... |
MojAyo: with all dis marriage pix,it make my head to swell with all the flamboyant stuffs in d wedding,seriously,they must get back together back,love dis lady so muchI beg who help the groom support Ini Edo legs? Who, I say who? The person no wan come out, abi? Na so she get weight reach wey the guy no fit lift her all by hmsf? If u be guy wey like orobo, na ur taste be that. But u better dey gym like Iyanyan in preparation for the wedding. That's y I wan marry slim girl, buy full gym set for house for the entire family to dey use every morning. Cos I wan fit still carry my wife like omomo even when she be 80yrs old. I like that feeling well well. May be because I like to carry babies well well. |
MojAyo: with all dis marriage pix,it make my head to swell with all the flamboyant stuffs in d wedding,seriously,they must get back together back,love dis lady so muchI beg who help the groom support Ini Edo legs. Na so she get weight reach wey the guy no fit lift her by hmsf? That's y I wan marry slim girl, buy full gym set for house for the entire family to use every morning. Cos I wan fit still carry my wife like omomo even when she be 80yrs old. I like that feeling well well. May be because I like to carry babies well well. |
Tomis14: The movie star has reacted by tweeting about her 5 year old failed marriage to American based business man Phillips Ehiagwina.Here's a part quote from one of my comments in NL You are a psychologist. I'm a linguist.But enter Eckersley, the linguist. Ini Edo [and to all women/girls]. Did I hear u say YOU AS IN YOU INI, FROM EDO, filed for divorce? Gooosh. OBNOXIOUS LIAR. Pls allow the linguist translate those words from Womanese to English Ini: He dumped be[I don't care the reason]. But I hv to beat him to it, save face and quickly tell the whole world I was both chooser and the divorcer nt the dumped n divorced |
SpaceGoat: do you know how to love a woman??No. pls tell us, Dr. Phil. Sorry Dr. Flip. No Dr. Flop |
LONGFELLOW02: @zenith7 am interestedGUYS. STAY AWAY FROM THAT SCHEME. IT'S JUST TO ENRICH THE BOOKIES[Merribet in this case] and milk PUNTERS FURTHER |
LONGFELLOW02: @zenith7 am interestedGUYS. STAY AWAY FROM THAT SCHEME. IT'S JUST TO ENRICH THE BOOKIES[Merribet in this case] and milk PUNTER FURTHER |
shurlermoz: well, like a lady once told me "if money grow on trees some ladies would date a monkey"Sorry Shurlemoz. Nairaland permits me to give u only one like. My young friend[20yrs] was talking to his very big bobby ex-gf [18yrs old in OBJ's university/BELL's] who's trying to sneak her way back after leaving this computer genius for a 34yr old aviator. Don't get it wrong. They r still cool friends oo. But now she's dying to come back. Even said to atone for her behaviour, she was going to arrange her girlfriend for my guy to lash in a hotel. While on what's app my guy asked her what qualities has she that will convince him to re-accept her. She replied, BIG BOBBIES ![]() |
MizMyColi: From ur write up, I estimate u r nt 18 yet or you are in ds unfortunate category [No worry, in a few yrs body go soon tell u- and u become a desperate single chasing men around, u go understand. Nobody dey tell ogoron/frog to jump] . ENOUGH .JUST DROP UR PHONE NUMBER ON NTA, SO ALL BEAUTIFUL BUT UNMARRIED NIGERIAN LADIES K REACH U. Thereafter, find them husbands and close this thread, Dr.[Mrs.]Phil |
GoodFaith: Girls or boys should be proud of a good people that have character, high morals and valuesDid I hear u say a lot of people? Argumentum ad populum. How come purity unsettles impurity? Holiness unnerves sin? If the 1% statistics u quoted is insignificant[the whole world disagrees wt u], have u wondered y virgins stand out worldwide, why if one is found they are like jewels? It makes headlines. Ppl give their wives[husbands too] special treatment on marrying them virgins? In the Arab[and other parts of the] world, if the bedsheets r nt stained on the wedding nite, the girl is a dishonour to her family. Bride price is returned AND HER FAMILY offs her in a so-called 'honour killing'? Here in Africa, if u marry ur wife a virgin, and find out after the wedding nite she is one, do u know the husband returns wt gifts for the mother of the bride, especially? Admonition ------------ 1. The jealous 99% should know dt rubbing mud on others cannot make u 'clean' and putting others down to soothe ur broken/damaged pride/self esteem does not work either. Pls stop consoling ursf wt these backward rationalizations. If virginity is not character, pls tell us what is? Sluttiness, fornication and premarital sex are[by only ur standards]. Consequently, teach those to ur kids. Have ur daughters/sons deflorated as soon as they k walk. Teach and get them to practice the 'true characters/morals/values of a DAILY fornication, premarital sex etc till they r finally 18 and get married. OK? I repeat, they shd practice these daily. Cos true virtue is practice and reinforced daily. That u lost ur virginity does not mean u r condemned. u can still turn around and lead an honourable life. FYI, it take a great deal of discipline, self-control, patience, purity to keep onesf a virgin. Its the characters/morals/values that has made these crop of pple keep themslves and its the lack of those that hv made the other group through away their pride. U r putting the cart b4 the horse |
jaz: Me sef I b virgin.U r hereby banished from virginland |
izaray: Is only boys dat are still between 13 and 14, dat i can classify as virgin...still disputing dat even!By ur logic, its only girls btw 1 and 3 yrs of age I consider virgins Nobody asked u to lose urs. Encourage virtue wherever u find it |
dunmorris: can u predict the future when u see storm coming Damian Marley and Nas. Patience from the album Distant Relatives |
MEN, Kizzylicious, U NO FORCE ME PLAY SHALL. But after checking ur record ystrdy and d 73 percent profit, I jumped on ur wagon. THIS IS THE MOST TOXIC DAY/PICK OF MY PUNTING CAREER. I DON WRECK OOO. JUST N50 left in my account. And I play them as singles ooo. I need a Dr. pls call me a Dr. To bring me back to life Kizzylicious: HALFTIME/FULLTIME |
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simdam500: lolz |
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Hmmmn |
I'll just wash both br.easts with soap, Jik, Dettol and water. Take small anointing oil rub them. And they r once again sanctified!! |
Abeg leave the guy alone. Him win and want let us know. But the tin i hold against am na the failure to post the game before the thing click. I believe this is how he wanted to put it Total betting amount: 50.00 Bonus: 122.58 Possible Win: 0.00 Won: 888.73 1.29.09.14 19:45 Crusaders Belfast - FC Linfield (Under/Over 1.5 goals) Customer type: Over 1.5 goals @ 1.15 Result: Over 1.5 goals 2. 29.09.14 20:00 Stoke City - Newcastle United (To score first goal) Customer type: Stoke City @ 1.75 Result: Stoke City 3. 29.09.14 20:00 FC Pacos Ferreira - CF Belenenses Lisbon (To score first goal) Customer type: FC Pacos Ferreira @ 1.70 Result: FC Pacos Ferreira 4. 29.09.14 20:00 US Palermo - SS Lazio Roma (To score first goal) Customer type: SS Lazio Roma @ 1.95 Result: SS Lazio Roma 5. 29.09.14 22:10 Arsenal De Sarandi - Godoy Cruz A.t. (To score first goal) Customer type: Arsenal De Sarandi @ 1.65 Result: Arsenal De Sarandi 6. 29.09.14 23:00 Mogi Mirim SP - Macae Esporte RJ (Under/Over 3.5 goals) Customer type: Under 3.5 goals @ 1.16 Result: Under 3.5 goals 7. 29.09.14 23:00 Caxias RS - Guarani SP (Under/Over 3.5 goals) Customer type: Under 3.5 goals @ 1.20 Result: Under 3.5 goals So for helping u, format the rubbish u write, send me N200 GLO recharge, from u winnings |
This is a classically Why... Ladies Always Lie Abt D Number Of Men They've Slept With https://www.nairaland.com/1926136/why-ladies-always-lie-abt Read this article carefully and u will understand the psychology behind this guy's behaviour. i.e. He's not a virgin but wants to marry one. Even a lady will not want to marry a guy who put has put his dipstick on every lipstick |
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NEVER, EVER RECIPROCATE A KIND GESTURE WITH SEX OR MARRIAGE. The gesture was done out of love, I blv. So don't marry or hv sex wt anyone out of pity or as reciprocity for anything. Generally, the marital taste buds of women is a function of their education and wealth. But for men, its not really so. Men, almost all the time, marry downwards. i.e. marry someone of a lower academic/financial standing. But the moment a woman obtains her pri sch leaving cert., she wants to marry a BSc holder. Obtains her SSCE with C5 parallel, her levels don high and she wants to marry a PhD holder. QUOTING HER: He wasn't too good looking a man[Bt at least, in her eyes, he was good-looking and worth marrying] bracketed words mine [THE TURNING POINT] Then I was more enlightened and felt I [SIC]deserve to marry someone in the city. END OF QUOTE They also always blv that a man is leeching off them if they r richer than the men. she becomes Choosy Susie. As I said earlier, u/she shouldn't repay a favour with sex, nay marriage. U live in the village and expect to marry someone in the city. If u want to marry someone from the city, relocate there and the guys there can see u. SIMPLE COMMON SENSE/ECONOMICS. u display ur goods/wares where those who can afford them will see them. That's why the more educated/ richer a woman, the longer her journey in the wilderness of spinsterhood. She most likely used her choosiness to chase all the brothers away |
Samyj247: I am a psychologist. Do you know why she told you? It was because, while kissing the guy, she was caught by somebody that knows you, and was afraid that that person will tell you, and she decided to just tell you, not knowing that the person did not say anything. THINK AM the truth has already set you free. Or do you want your wife to be kissed always by your gate man when you are out for work? You are a psychologist. I'm a linguist. The first thing a young man shd learn when he begins his journey of relating wt the female folks is not how to understand and read the map that leads to her treasure pot. It is to understand the language called womanese. It more difficult than a hybrid of chinese and arabic. U might be together and a lady[even ur wife] says: Honey, Is that football match u're watching not boring? An English speaking guy will just say no and continue watching. But one who understands womanese will hear these words instead: Honey, somebody here more interesting than that soccer needs ur attention, either in the bedroom or in some other way. Come on my people. You are not d first guy she kissed. A kiss is nothing. She's bn doing so since 5B.C. Even the Bible says greet one another with a holy kiss. She's guilt-ridden bc she had sex[and most likely plenty of it] while u were away. If not, why wud she involve ur/her mother? B/c d gravity of her sins requires external intervention to get atonement. This is what/how u shd hv asked: You: So after the kiss what happened? Your ex: We hugged You: After the hug what next? She might start crying[crocodile tears to draw sympathy and prevent u from asking any further] at this point. Ignore all that and keep up the ante. If she prolongs this word play, know she's hiding sth Personally, I'll say sth like this: Karol. I'll like u to tell me everything u did se-xu-ally yl I was away. Every detail. if you are not going to volunteer EVERYTHING, don't volunteer ANYTHING U may choose not to tell me. That's OK by me and I won't ask u any further question. But If u decide to do so and lie, omit or minimize ur response at any point ... so and so will happen to u. Put her under an oath. Again, remind her she might choose not to answer. If she takes the 2nd choice. Pls, pls,pls . Let her be. Bounce and call it quits. |
NB. This thread is not to place men on a moral high horse over females when it comes to sex count. THE INEVITABLE ------------------- In every relationship, like it or not, there comes a time when the subject of past se-x-ual partners sneaks into the conversation. Not all chicks lie by decreasing the number of rungs on their ladder. Some overcompensate, especially when the guy they're dating is older [so they can appear 'badder' and more xprncd]. EVEN IF YOU DON'T ASK ------------------------------- Girls, in their teens even if you DELIBERATELY DON'T ask them how many guys they had slept with, will go ahead to tell you they had only slept with one guy. He forced/r-ape-d/drugged her -etc. Bottom line- SHE WAS THE VICTIM. Why? She wants u to blv she lost her virginity just 'yesterday'. As ladies grow older, they adjust the number btw 3 and 7. REASONS GIRLS/WOMEN REDUCE/LIE ABOUT THEIR SEX COUNT ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Society Society says: If a key opens many [pad]locks, then it's a master key. But if a [pad]lock is opened by many keys, then it's a shitty [pad]lock. Man bangs anyhow, he's complimented. Girl does it, she's ridiculed and insulted. 2. The true number might be horrifying and off-putting. Women will always keep the number to a single digit. I still have yet to meet a girl who's sex count is 2 digits . All of them and I mean all of them keep it around 3 to 5 guys Women lie about this because they know no decent man would want to have anything to do with them in the long term. Today, I read an article abt a white lady who slept wt over 54 men in less than a yr! [She authored the article] she met them all on Tinder. Then she met one who hurried things up, didn't want the casual sex she was looking for but really wanted to settle down. The guy married her after 4 months. Imagine she had told him about this number during the courtship; Brother will haul a*ss High sex counts fvcks with a guy's psyche. His mind can't just accommodate it. 3. So they look less promiscuous. EVEN THE GOSPEL SISTERS DON'T GIVE THEIR TRUE SEX COUNT Most Girls/boys start having sex at 13. By the time she's 20 she has had, say, at least 20 boyfriends and that number is slutty. How many guys a month or year is that? [raised to the power of the frequency of sex + sex thru her back door. NB: O-ral sex nt included-girls don't count this as sex]. Somebody, pls do the maths. Men hate this type of maths. Its like further/nuclear maths! 4. They still want u to see and treat them as special [Wife materials]. Sex outside marriage devalues you. How special can she be in ur estimation with 10 guys plus having walked the same road before you? 5. Admitting to more than a modest/chaste number of encounters could open them to further 'interrogation' 4 d next 15 years. Were they long, short, black , green white green? Tell me. Did u enjoy it? etc 6.The gang-banging[s] in secondary school or that orgy party will skyrocket the count. "There's no way I'm adding these to my sex count. I'm skipping them altogether," she says to herself. 7. THIS ONE IS PARDONABLE A se-x-ual molestation that was not within her powers [Not d consequence of going to an o-rgy, birthday/n-i-g-ht party ooo]. There are sexual encounters a woman will keep locked away for eternity, usually out of humiliation. 8 They want u to blv their congo is still high premium value and not easy to score. So if you wanna score it, u have got to work/spend hard. Why? As soon as you knew 15 guys and abv hv scored her, why would he wanna wait to enter the place? The lower the count, the pricier. 9 Because medically conscious guys know that multiple sex partners is a big risk factor for cervical cancer and STDs. Who wants to hook up wt a girl[they could end up marrying] who may later end up wt cervical cancer and incompletely treated STDs? 10. They don't want men to know their congo has done some serious hard labour and close to d end of its shelf life. Every congo has a half-life. CONCLUSION --------------- Women really wish guys will be nice enough to accept them no matter their sex count/history. But because guys use this against them in the long run , women conceal their se-x-ual statistics I know the old double standard exist where guys hit as many women[and r complimented] and still wanna marry virgins. That's b/cos nature/anatomy has made reason number 10 so. Ladies and gentlemen in the house, kindly complete the list. I wanna sleep Alas! My first article on Nairaland. |
Bros J. What this community expects of u is a few odds wt high confidence percentages. U r at the verge of spamming with d heralding of ur return. Kindly spam us wt sure games. Biko |
Daughterzion: Wait oh dont you know women are priceless so no amount of gift u buy for us is able 2....... You know nahNB; Go back and read my post to know my stand on this issue. Don't intend to repeat anything. Did u say women r priceless. Ideally, they are. But women, like u, say so in principle. But aren't so in practice. Women/girls hv to do more than cheap forum talk to convince the world/male folk that they r priceless. DEMONSTRATE. DON'T EXPLICATE. TALK IS CHEAP |



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