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PhonesRe: The iPhone 6 Plus "BendGate" Scandal by eckersley:
CityNG: I did answer your question and it is perfectly embedded in there. You chose to gloss over it as it didn't meet your thinly veiled agenda.

Was my answer lengthy? Why yes, I am an unapologetic verbose person grin

Nigerians tend to think that having a good vocabulary amounts to the excessive use of grandiose words.
However, it is the use of a simple and right word in the right place. Do nt say exterminate him when u can say kill him.

In trying to use those words to [UNSUCCESSFUL] impress ppl, u ended up shooting ursf in the foot.

Wrong= I am an unapologetic verbose person
Correction= I am an unapologetically verbose person

Verbose= the quality of using more words than needed/necessary.
Why would any sane person want to be verbose in the first place?
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 6:29pm On Sep 26, 2014
GAMES CAST into HELL
25mins Meppen 1 - 2 Braunschweig II
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 6:15pm On Sep 26, 2014
These leagues no go kill person. I carry them U 2.5HT
five minutes into game, see scores
5 mins Meppen 1-1 (-) E. Braunschweig II

BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 3:14pm On Sep 26, 2014
lankie: guyz please i need info on how to win virtual tennis on merrybet
Hy mate. I strongly advise everyone to ESCHEW virtual betting and not even touch it with a 10 foot pole. Its all a computer program written in blatant favour of the bookies. The program collates all bets, checks the the number in favour of the bookmaker and makes the outcome so. So just get along wt the real games. u musnt play every hour. 2 times daily are enuf.
Once again, FLEE ALL APPEARANCES OF VIRTUAL BETTING
RomanceRe: 13 Advantages Of Virginity by eckersley:
I wonder y so much emphasis on keepn onesf till the marriage nite. Keep ursf till after ur wedding sounds better. I wonder where ppl get the energy to do it on the wedding nite after all the stress and tiredness. For me, nth will happen that nite ooo. I've told my girl already. Haba, I wan sleep, relax well well and rejuvenate mysf. From the next day, we can say the grace then enter the place tongue
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley:
These re-tard-ed bastards just cut me now.
I accumulate 4 games to gv 1.4 odds, i give them U2.5HT with 1.15 odds based on their head-to-head.
come c half time scores
Brunei DPMM 2 - 1 Home United

BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 2:32am On Sep 26, 2014
jdula: Botafogo RJ - Goias
1st Team win either Half - 1.55
1st Half Result draw - 2.05


Brazil: Serie A

Make a Pick

Sleep Over
BOTH ENTER
RomanceRe: 13 Advantages Of Virginity by eckersley: 10:32pm On Sep 25, 2014
ProdigyLoco: Just came here to read comments, went to church to REVIRGIN my self 
Anybody wey think say him go use laugh kill me, na lie im talk. grin grin grin grin
No be only REVIRGIN, na rejuvenate
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 10:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
Fnck Italian football. Its fixed in the high heavens
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley:
Chai. Lazio don cast my 2-odds accumulator of 4games.
Simply for both teams to aggregate 1.5FT , them nor fit.
Even the ref nor fit give those kind last minute pena wey Howard Webb dey gv the enemies of Man U.
shocked
RomanceRe: 13 Advantages Of Virginity by eckersley:
swaggzo: virgins, non-virgins ... just don't mean nothing to me.
The little deference is just that little piece of skin down there. What do I even care, when virgins are not even the best people in the world.
To me, this virgin shiit is all old fashioned. I'm thinking that by now it should be a closed chapter already, like a historical thing cuz..... it's all getting overrated, making them (virgins) think they different from the rest of us.
By lil piece of skin u mean hymen, right?
Virginity is more than that. The tightness/strength of d muscles of the Vee walls is a big factor. The better the tightness of these muscles, the better the grip and pleasure for both partners.
I'm a medical student, but won't go medical on you.
Here's an analogy. A virgin is like a field without a path. Breaking the hymen is like d first walk thru d field . It creates a path that grows wider gradually with use by a single/first user/the person that deflowers her.
The non-virgin is like a dual carriage express way. U'll need more furniture to fill her V-.
And I bet u'll just float from left to right.
Speaking from medical and other knowledge.
I'm a 25+ years old virgin guy.
Lemme tell u guys sth. Being a virgin as a guy is a really sexy thing.
Each time I'm ill and at the doctor's in the presence of young nurses, female doctor etc, a time comes in the questioning u r asked abt ur sex history.
I answer NO, I've nvr had sex b4. and u see the young nurses, female doctors etc blushing and giving me that I-will-like-to-be-the-one-to-'deflorate'-you look. And the doctor will always ask u to keep it up.
The whole thing is so sexy. I've xprnced this on svrl occasions.

That u hv lost u virginity does not mean u should player-hate on those who hv nt thrown out theirs.
Virginity is a gift to be given by each partner to the other during their first intimate xprnc. Its not sth to be LOST. It ought to be GIVEN within the confines of marriage. Thats why d English words says LOST when one recklessly/care-freely throws it away outside marriage
My abv explanations is just the meaning of virginity on an anatomical level.

Finding ur partner a virgin engenders a lorry load of trust in marriage. There r many other things to it. Bt I won't go into them
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 4:15pm On Sep 25, 2014
THE WAY SOME PEOPLE DEY DROP GAME MAKE ME DEY SUSPECT SAY THEM BE BOOKMAKERS OR THEIR AGENTS OOO.
Personally, abroad , bookmakers usu infiltrate forums and drop toxics games. Click like if u suspect them same thing, my people
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2014
yehmy: Erzin tho 3 matches just 1 goal m guessing dey are 1 shitty defensive team
82mins FK Tosno 0-0 (0-0)Amkar Perm

78mins Sparta Praha Youth 4-0 (4-0) Liberec Youth

games don cast anyhow
damn
PhonesRe: The iPhone 6 Plus "BendGate" Scandal by eckersley:
Nsonaso:
Thank you for that wonderful comment.... I don't know why some people can't understand simple sentence....
CityNG: Call me an iSheep if you must but yah all can pry my 6+ out of my cold dead hands.

Listen, a certain sector of the populace are brain dead drones that can't be helped. Why would you sit on your $1,000 phone?

Bending tricks or not, the iPhone6 is still the best smartphone on the market. Period.
N-gga hush. what do u know about phones. the iphone cannot in any of its iterations[even iphone 100] hold a candle to the Nexus 4, let alone the LG G3.
Google best 10 phones and see if ur iphone 6[ iphone sh-it] is there.
mtcheeew
PhonesRe: The iPhone 6 Plus "BendGate" Scandal by eckersley:
CityNG: Call me an iSheep if you must but yah all can pry my 6+ out of my cold dead hands.

Listen, a certain sector of the populace are brain dead drones that can't be helped. Why would you sit on your $1,000 phone?

Bending tricks or not, the iPhone6 is still the best smartphone on the market. Period.
N-gga hush. what do u know about phones. the iphone cannot in any of its iterations[even iphone 100] hold a candle to the Nexus 4, let alone the G3.
Google best 10 phones and see if ur iphone 6[ iphone sh-it] is there.
mtcheeew
PhonesRe: The iPhone 6 Plus "BendGate" Scandal by eckersley: 7:10am On Sep 25, 2014
I wonder why people think this bendgate scandal will affect the sales of the iphone. NOT AT ALL. The isheep followers, all members of the iChurch will buy this phone even if it folds in 2.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley:
goldenval: How can I bind spirit of one game spoiler, anytime I staked high, one game must spoil it.. Anytime I wanna hit them big, that spirit of one will come and spoil it, just fed up!!
A repetition of abv.
Hence post deleted
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley:
goldenval: How can I bind spirit of one game spoiler, anytime I staked high, one game must spoil it.. Anytime I wanna hit them big, that spirit of one will come and spoil it, just fed up!!
Slow n steady takes one there in betting.
Here is my usu betting plan.
I stake 20percent of my total balance on a low risk accumulator of btween 2-2.5 odds. NOTHING MORE.
Then i spread half of my balance on singles.
E.G
Total balance= N1000
Amount for 2 odds accumulator[20% of N1000.]= N200.
Balance after ACCA= N800
Half of total balance=N400 divided by N50 stakes for singles. this gives u 8 single

This is not a hard and fast formula. But it ensures u always have sth to fall back on even if ur accumulator does not come in.
And the singles will leave u sth as well. and this reduces the tension.

SECOND.
NVR CHASE UR LOSES

THIRD
For those always attacked by the spirit of one game spoiler, use this formula
Do nt pick more than 6 games in ur ACCA
SAY U INTEND TO STAKE N300 for this 6 games ACCA. STOP. STOP, STOP. DONT STAKE THE ENTIRE N300.
DIVIDE UR STAKE INTO 3 parts i.e. N100.
1. stake N100 for the entire 6 games
2. draw a line across d 6 games dividing them into 3 games a piece.
3. stake N100 for the 2 pieces. i.e N100 for d first 3 games and another N100 for the last 3games

DID I HEAR ANYONE SAY THE WINNINGS WILL BE TOO SMALL.
The important thing in betting is insuring ur capital.
I'll b glad to answer any further questn or gv additional advice
RomanceRe: 13 Advantages Of Virginity by eckersley: 11:29pm On Sep 23, 2014
Virginity is for males and females. But this article is skewed/slanted towards female. Its a good piece. But endeavour to correct this notion [of virginity being a female thing]u conveyed throughout the article.
I'm a 30yr old virgin guy and will remain so till marriage. God has helped me thus far.
RomanceRe: What Do Boys Gain In A Relationship Without Sex? by eckersley:
Society has so framed it to appear it's females who 'give' sex.
Men for reasons I know not have accepted this role as the receiver of sex. Even in marriage.
Guy meets girl, takes her out, provides and the whole nine yards.
After several such cycles, she 'releases' just a little sex[say 20 percent] and this is the guy's reward
for all the calls[pretending to be caring], spending etc amounting to 100percent.
And women will usually release way below all d guy has done so the guy will have to do more if he wants more sex.
Hence, a woman's greatest weapon is her ability to ration out sex accurately.

Turn the tables around and she'll be bereft of those dirty lil manipulations that she indulges in-she'll be disarmed and powerless.

FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, [and this is how I roll]
Men must first understand that sex is a two-way street.
D lady cannot lie on a bed n hv sex wt hersf, neither can the guy.
So both parties bring sex. Sex cancels out sex.
So u ask urslves what else u are bringing into the r/ship

Second,
guys pllllllllsssssssssss avoid making a move for sex.
Sometimes, a guy will hv to hold out for abt 3 months
without making a move on the girl.
But u k b sure d girl will tease u with it and see if u r genuine.
Pass this test and she'll know she has to step up and bring other things to the rship.
Without verbalizing it make her understand u just wanna enjoy friendship.

That way, there's no pressure on u to go to extremes for her.
Cos she can't pay u wt sex. u the guy gives sex also. it's mutual.

Personally, I dont blv in nor engage in premarital sex.
I'm 30 and after svrl months of hanging wt a girl, they literally beg me for it.
Y. because I'M A challenge to them.
In the past, guys hv pressured them but they've seen some1 different
and want to b d one to conquer me.

U see, every woman wants to blv they r enticing and powerful enuf to
get any guy to chase their tail. it validates their beauty and youthfulness[tho they wont tell u this].
Refrain frm chasing her for sex, or even talking abt it,
and she'll begin to question her feminity and want to prove to hrsf and
friends that she still has that ability.

I'm 30 and hv dated svrl girls.
I nvr kill mysf financially or otherwise for any of them.
Cos they k nvr repay me.
Also, I get the girls I date to invest in me as well,
however indigent they might be.
There is the law of reciprocity.
Date a girl, spend time and whatever for and with her.
And society has told her that the ALMIGHTY CURRENCY[even more powerful than the dollar]
she k repay wt is sex.
What if u reject this currency?
She is obligated to pay u in some other way by doing stuffs for u.
and that way u k enjoy true relationship.

BOTTOM LINE.
EVERY MAN SHD KNOW HIS TRUE WORTH,
EVEN IF MARRIED, AND UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A BOND
AND INTIMACY THAT TRANSCENDS SEX.

The Bible said this,
Greater love has no man than for a man to lay down his life for his friend.
A girl may hv sex wt u but does not love u to this point.
Vice versa for a guy.
But the goal of friendship/rshp is to skip sex
and get to that transcendental point.
Shd u gt involved in sex b4 u rch this point,
u will nvr get there
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 1:55pm On Sep 23, 2014
screenagerjoe: 28k
Ok. It's within d CBN daily transfer limit. the last time I withdrew from nairabet, it usually takes 2 working days. E.g. Cash out on Monday, get ur alert on Wed.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley:
screenagerjoe: Ok, i just won online for the first time on nairabet..... I just paid out. Hw long does it take for the money to hit my bank accnt...?


NB: in the payout status it said. Type of transaction- null, what does it mean?
First, how much did you transfer to your bank account from your winnings?
The sum has to be within the daily CBN limit for online transfers?
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 3:32pm On Sep 20, 2014
nassyblue: For those who care 80% sure...
ticket don cast already
qpr vs southampton
first half; 1-1
both teams scored.
sorry bro. as safe as he tried to make the ACCA.
DAmn. Alabi is a bad man
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by eckersley: 3:28pm On Sep 20, 2014
nassyblue: For those who care 80% sure...
ticket don cast already.
qpr vs stoke
first half= 1-1
both team scored
RomanceRe: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by eckersley:
The whole crap was pulled out of a lived-happily-ever-after Hollywood movie.

Why wud u put ur arm on a girl's back in public? Mehn, u don't hv to tell everyone she's ur girl

2. Walking btw her and traffic makes no difference. when the accident happens, quote me, d 2 of u will surely be killed

3. Put ur arms around her and rub them blah blah blah. do u wanna break her clavicle wt ur heavy arms?

the senseless list goes on and on
Bottomline
----------
Just be responsible, have a purpose in life, PLENTY of MONEY and she'll be doing those 7 gestures on u.
1 to 7 is all Shitvalry, not Chivalry
I'm outtie
RomanceRe: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by eckersley: 7:41pm On Sep 19, 2014
talima: . Ur missing out. There are still guys who do. I do all of thant to my gal, no wonder she stick to me 36 months have past wit us together. And we are still very much in luv, not minding that am a student
she must be under 12. i mean wt a v. neophytic fish brain. cheesy grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by eckersley:
missberrypop5: it doesn't sound weird, me too. Esp when a guy tells me my hair is beautiful, makes me feel like it's not at all.


your username in the first place is eerie and stops short of being looney shocked cheesy

The whole crap was pulled out of a lived-happily-ever-after Hollywood movie.

Why wud u put ur arm on a girl's back in public? Mehn, u don't hv to tell everyone she's ur girl

2. Walking btw her and traffic makes no difference. when the accident happens, quote me, d 2 of u will surely be killed

3. Put ur arms around her and rub them blah blah blah. do u wanna break her clavicle wt ur heavy arms?

the senseless list goes on and on
Bottomline
----------
Just be responsible, have a purpose in life, PLENTY of MONEY and she'll be doing those 7 gestures for u.
1 to 7 is all Shitvalry and not Chivalry

I'm outtie
ComputersRe: Mtn F@stlink by eckersley: 6:58am On Apr 27, 2010
the hang of it is dat download speed is written by network provers(eg mtn,zain) as Kb/s -note the 'b'(MEANING bit) is in small letter. but when u start downloading it's in KB/s i.e capital letter B standing for byte.
since 8 bits make 1 byte, divide ur provider by 8 and deduct 10% off. so 256kbs becomes 256 divided by 8 = 32KBs and 10% off u get like 29KB/s!

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