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Phones / Re: 7.5% VAT On Phone CALLS, SMS - FIRS Incharge - Pantami by eddieguru(m): 5:51pm On Feb 06, 2020
Do they call people these days ...

Health / Re: Coronavirus: Is Face Mask The New Goldmine? by eddieguru(m): 5:04pm On Feb 06, 2020
gaetano:
It has become so expensive that people are now using bra grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy....no be small

Romance / Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by eddieguru(m): 12:45pm On Feb 04, 2020
We agreed on a lucnch date, I step out, called her only for she to tell she's been feature to dance in her church. I ended up going to her church that day....long story shot, we're now dating cool

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Politics / Re: Akerodolu To Meet Buhari On Amotekun Today by eddieguru(m): 8:10am On Feb 04, 2020
This Amotekum matter serious ooo cool
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by eddieguru(m): 7:56am On Feb 04, 2020
uzoma213:
but Ronaldo has won an international trophy with them. Which one has your goat won with his country?
...Ronaldo is just lucky
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by eddieguru(m): 4:44pm On Feb 02, 2020
Two penalties ...I reserve my coment cool
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by eddieguru(m): 4:43pm On Feb 02, 2020
omokoginimi:
This guy breaks and creates records for fun. It’s just too easy for him regardless what team he is playing for.

Take CR7 to Enyimba and he will win you African CL
Put him in super eagles team and we will win World Cup

The only GOAT I know. Not some Borno Brown ewu cheesy cheesy
....why is it that Portugal haven't won the world cup
Sports / Re: Man United Sign Super Eagle Striker Odion Ighalo by eddieguru(m): 12:25am On Feb 01, 2020
Interesting....being the first flopp Nigerian to play for Manchester Utd. tongue



Like I said flopp Nigerian : cool cheesy

Sports / Re: Breaking News: Manchester United Sign Odion Ighalo by eddieguru(m): 12:24am On Feb 01, 2020
Interesting....being the first flopp Nigerian to play for Manchester Utd. tongue



Like I said flopp Nigerian : cool cheesy

Romance / Re: E Don Happen Again Oo!! A Jss 2 Student Impregnanted A Female Corper. by eddieguru(m): 11:53pm On Jan 31, 2020
I can smell lies grin angry angry

Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Caught Having Sex With Her Neighbours Husband (Photos) by eddieguru(m): 10:22pm On Jan 31, 2020
We never talk China own finish, Zimbabwe don come with their sex brohaha undecided

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: WHO Lists Nigeria, 12 Others As Top-risk African Nations by eddieguru(m): 10:13pm On Jan 31, 2020
This is seriously serious

Politics / Re: Ganduje Renews Feud With Emir Sanusi Over Sale Of Landed Properties by eddieguru(m): 4:10pm On Jan 31, 2020
North and North ...eddieguru ain't worried 'bout that shocked cool

Properties / Re: Marlians Not Allowed In My House, Landlord Issues Warning To Tenants - More by eddieguru(m): 5:53pm On Jan 30, 2020
I been no want talk cheesy...but this landlord will definitely live alone in his lodge cool cool

In case you forget other rules don't forget rule no. 7,8 and 9....I just weak cool grin grin cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: Rahinatu Is Dead: 'Queen Of Dick, Hajia Pussy' Killed By Sakawa Boys by eddieguru(m): 5:35pm On Jan 30, 2020
A wise man once said " water no dey carry person way E no see en leg"


Truly queen of dick
Sports / Re: China's Super League Season Postponed Because Of Coronavirus by eddieguru(m): 3:52pm On Jan 30, 2020
Passionate888:
My Guangzhou Evergrand wey I dey wait for sef
I tell you...the most trusted team grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 29th January 2020 by eddieguru(m): 11:45pm On Jan 29, 2020
fecta:


Correction we have beaten all the teams this season
wish we could maintain this unbeaten cool
Politics / Re: Rare Photo Of Murtala Mohammed And His Yoruba Wife Before His Assasination by eddieguru(m): 11:44pm On Jan 29, 2020
ghettokid1:

What will happen if you shut up??
I don't have your time cool
Politics / Re: Rare Photo Of Murtala Mohammed And His Yoruba Wife Before His Assasination by eddieguru(m): 11:43pm On Jan 29, 2020
ghettokid1:

What will happen if you shut up??
...I don't have your time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 29th January 2020 by eddieguru(m): 9:55pm On Jan 29, 2020
We're going to beat all the teams this season

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Politics / Re: Rare Photo Of Murtala Mohammed And His Yoruba Wife Before His Assasination by eddieguru(m): 6:34pm On Jan 29, 2020
Wetin I want talk now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 29th January 2020 by eddieguru(m): 6:24pm On Jan 29, 2020
Expert17:


So sacking somebody is now a sin........

As for liVARpool enjoy ur short break after 30 years of tears and complain grin grin
...you don't know...what's her offense

Because his son can't control his dick cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 29th January 2020 by eddieguru(m): 6:22pm On Jan 29, 2020
Liverpool all the way

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 29th January 2020 by eddieguru(m): 6:19pm On Jan 29, 2020
AuwalYusuf812:
Westham to win 2-1
face front abeg...no team will beat us this season

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Algeria, Morocco, Other Countries Evacuate Citizens From China by eddieguru(m): 5:54pm On Jan 29, 2020
Na so this thing serious undecided

Romance / Re: Lady Request This From A Guy Before She Goes On A Date With Him by eddieguru(m): 4:49pm On Jan 29, 2020
NiklauseFred:


As in eehn
I can't even imagine myself carrying a fat girl upandown in a sexy/romantic way,Dem go just break ur hand.
grin grin grin cheesy...my man the stress too much

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Celebrities / Re: Angelique Kidjo Hugs Soul Sensation Asa In Nigeria As They Both Speak Yoruba by eddieguru(m): 2:40pm On Jan 29, 2020
cool
Romance / Re: My Take On Masturbation. Must Read. by eddieguru(m): 2:23pm On Jan 29, 2020
kollinzgee:


I rather go to he'll than Bleep a smelling pussy angry
.... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin :Dand that's someone's Monica...

Smelling pussy indeed grin cheesy angry grin angry

Romance / Re: My Take On Masturbation. Must Read. by eddieguru(m): 2:20pm On Jan 29, 2020
Ma niggarrr

Welcome to the Crew grin grin
Romance / Re: Question: Can You Act Porn Videos For $100,000 by eddieguru(m): 2:11pm On Jan 29, 2020
How una want me to bleep the girl?... cool cheesy

Celebrities / Re: Chioma Spotted Giving Davido Lapdance In The Club (video) by eddieguru(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2020
Na chioma be this

Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Rock Abaya, Poses With Her Billionaire Husband. PHOTOS by eddieguru(m): 2:01pm On Jan 29, 2020
So if this man no get money this girl for marry am ...wey that prophet wey say money is the ruth of all evil....



Me in reality vs me in my dream grin wink

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