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Romance / "I Have Unprotected And I'm Sick" by eddieguru(m): 12:55am On Apr 23, 2020
Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother cry cry
Health / Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by eddieguru(m): 7:56pm On Apr 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hahhahh. Lets welcome this niggarrr to the real niggarrrs league!!! Hahhahhah

Isoright.
Welcome to the league of real niggarrrs

If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go Uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

na true you dey talk ma Nigga...e get this wey I straff lask week my urine dey hot me like mad...these girls no dey feel am at all

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by eddieguru(m): 6:36pm On Apr 06, 2020
NoSidonLook:
I don't know why Naira marley should be included though

He was just a guest. I think only the hosts should face the penalty

And if it's a must Naira Marley must face the penalty too for breaching social distancing rules. Then all other 20+ guests should be arrested as well

We all know the manhunt to search for the remaining guests will be audio

PS. I wear belt. Not a Naira Marlian.


angry
what's PS?
Politics / Re: Picture Of Sowore Wearing Erufai/sowore 2023 Cap by eddieguru(m): 7:30am On Mar 26, 2020
grin grin
Romance / Re: 15 Year Old Boy Broke The Internet By Sharing After Sex Pics With His Girlfriend by eddieguru(m): 5:40pm On Mar 25, 2020
KenBen217:
see me here no girl is even agreeing to be my girlfriend
hahahaha relax bro na you go soon get pass
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Atiku Pledges N50 Million Naira As A Relief Fund. by eddieguru(m): 5:31pm On Mar 25, 2020
For the sake of your son I guess undecided undecided undecided
Health / Re: Some Good News On Coronavirus From Across The World. by eddieguru(m): 5:25pm On Mar 25, 2020
Unfortunately, our politicians can't go outside cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: A Woman Beat Up Her Husband Because She Caught Him With Side Chic ( Video) by eddieguru(m): 12:35am On Mar 13, 2020
Why not just say kid bro was beaten by his elder sister publicly cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by eddieguru(m): 7:34pm On Mar 12, 2020
grin angry grin grin...
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Dethronement: Security Operatives Storm Kano Emir’s Palace (photos) by eddieguru(m): 5:44pm On Mar 09, 2020
KosiGee:



You typed the above under the influence of ‘something’
don't you see his Monica grin grin
Sports / Re: Pogba To Return To Training And To Partner With Bruno Fernandes by eddieguru(m): 11:18am On Mar 03, 2020
Someone is afraid grin grin cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: The Mind Game Begins by eddieguru(m): 11:24am On Mar 02, 2020
anonimi:



absolutely cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (3 - 2) On 23rd February 2020 by eddieguru(m): 6:56pm On Feb 23, 2020
cool
Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Vs Deontay Wilder 2: Photos As Fury Finishes The Unfinished Business by eddieguru(m): 5:01pm On Feb 23, 2020
This fury hand no be here ooo undecided
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Bows To Muhammad Zayannu, The Emir Of Yauri (Photos) by eddieguru(m): 5:30pm On Feb 22, 2020
And this made front page






Puke!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester City (0 - 1 ) On 22nd February 2020 by eddieguru(m): 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2020
Abeg I carry Manchester city straight win ooo undecided

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Politics / Re: Enugu Govt Approves Intervention Funds For Uzo-uwani, Bishop Shanahan, GO Uni by eddieguru(m): 4:40pm On Feb 22, 2020
grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Woman's Farm Stripped By Locust Swarm (Photos) by eddieguru(m): 11:31am On Feb 22, 2020
majamajic:
grin

Them even sex join am !
na kenya for you be that...insects too know the way of life over there grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Student Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper In Lagos by eddieguru(m): 6:44pm On Feb 21, 2020
Wetin be this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Olympiacos Vs Arsenal: Europa League (0 - 1) On 20th February 2020 by eddieguru(m): 6:41pm On Feb 20, 2020
Arteta fit cry today grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Club Brugge Vs Manchester United: Europa League (1 - 1) Live by eddieguru(m): 6:40pm On Feb 20, 2020
Club brugge all the way
Crime / Re: Laetitia Dagan Naankang's Burial: Family Makes Announcement by eddieguru(m): 3:55pm On Feb 20, 2020
Sundaycomputer:
Rip
grin grin grin grin...in game of the North cheesy
Celebrities / Re: "Pray Together" - Female Besties Got Crazy Rides Same Time (photos) by eddieguru(m): 8:34pm On Feb 18, 2020
Hoe

Sports / Re: Guardiola: Even If They Put Us In League Two, I Will Still Be Here! by eddieguru(m): 8:27pm On Feb 18, 2020
Make I hear say na league two weda you go stay there undecided

Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 8:14pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

Some seem to be. See some fighting over there lol.

grin grin grin...wish they'd seen the girl grin grin
Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 8:00pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

Wetin concern the girl for this matter? All she did was sit on her boyfriends lap and here we are drinking sniper for their matter as if we have not got better things to do with our time while I bet you they collected the money they went to collect and have finished spending it all already without sharing any of it with any sniper drinkers here!

I promise you, we all should go get lives of our own and let others too live!
nobody they drink sniper here na undecided
Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 7:53pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

There Fidelity Bank! The publicity they were trying to avoid! Though you got to wonder why eddieguru did not say which branch.


Are you being loyal to branch branch? lol.

grin grin grin the security man didn't know about this

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Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 6:48pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

Really? Well, see how successful they have been by the amount of attention they now are getting. Lol.

What bank was this eddieguru?
Fidelity bank.... tongue

The girl don't know that's a bank wink
Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 6:43pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

Going by how distracted people just talking about it here are, I feel if the girlfriend I hire is beautiful and lewd enough every one would be so distracted she is sitting on boyfriend's lap that they just might forget the money then I can just walk up to the counter and stuff some money in my pocket and walk away unnoticed.

I'd ask you to come along and video me stealing the money but I bet you'd be videoing the girlfriend sitting on the boyfriend's lap!
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy you might be right though. But I can't do that cool

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Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 4:38pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

I'm yet to figure that part out but it should be much easier after distracting the security guard who should be guarding the bank and the bank manager who should be managing it, I think.
how about the tellers?...besides the security men ain't armed tongue so how you gon do that undecided
Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2020
CArt:


You mean the man on whose lap that was seated did nothing about it
You too didn't utter a word as well ? shocked Kai! Cowards who know nothing about their rights.
he did but you don't expect me to analyze everything that happened....he was angry actually but the bank manager tries to calm him.
Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 4:31pm On Feb 18, 2020
Offpoint:
Either this post is fake or the security guard, the boyfriend and girlfriend, the bank manager, the bank, the chairs and the op are all Mad.
it ain't fake bro...this shit occurred at Fidelity bank in Rivers state university ( RSU ) cool

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