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Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hahhahh. Lets welcome this niggarrr to the real niggarrrs league!!! Hahhahhah

Isoright.
Welcome to the league of real niggarrrs

If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go Uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

na true you dey talk ma Nigga...e get this wey I straff lask week my urine dey hot me like mad...these girls no dey feel am at all

NoSidonLook:
I don't know why Naira marley should be included though

He was just a guest. I think only the hosts should face the penalty

And if it's a must Naira Marley must face the penalty too for breaching social distancing rules. Then all other 20+ guests should be arrested as well

We all know the manhunt to search for the remaining guests will be audio

PS. I wear belt. Not a Naira Marlian.

what's PS?

KenBen217:
see me here no girl is even agreeing to be my girlfriend

hahahaha relax bro na you go soon get pass

For the sake of your son I guess

Unfortunately, our politicians can't go outside

Why not just say kid bro was beaten by his elder sister publicly

...

KosiGee:
You typed the above under the influence of ‘something’

don't you see his Monica

Someone is afraid

anonimi:
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/fd/cb/f3/fdcbf36500d55bf5c7b49a1f1f077fa9.jpg

absolutely

This fury hand no be here ooo

And this made front page






Puke!

Abeg I carry Manchester city straight win ooo

majamajic:


Them even sex join am !

na kenya for you be that...insects too know the way of life over there

Wetin be this

Arteta fit cry today

Club brugge all the way

Sundaycomputer:
Rip

...in game of the North

Hoe

Make I hear say na league two weda you go stay there

budaatum:
Some seem to be. See some fighting over there lol.

...wish they'd seen the girl

budaatum:
Wetin concern the girl for this matter? All she did was sit on her boyfriends lap and here we are drinking sniper for their matter as if we have not got better things to do with our time while I bet you they collected the money they went to collect and have finished spending it all already without sharing any of it with any sniper drinkers here!

I promise you, we all should go get lives of our own and let others too live!

nobody they drink sniper here na

budaatum:
There Fidelity Bank! The publicity they were trying to avoid! Though you got to wonder why eddieguru did not say which branch.


Are you being loyal to branch branch? lol.

the security man didn't know about this

budaatum:
Really? Well, see how successful they have been by the amount of attention they now are getting. Lol.

What bank was this eddieguru?

Fidelity bank....

The girl don't know that's a bank

budaatum:
Going by how distracted people just talking about it here are, I feel if the girlfriend I hire is beautiful and lewd enough every one would be so distracted she is sitting on boyfriend's lap that they just might forget the money then I can just walk up to the counter and stuff some money in my pocket and walk away unnoticed.

I'd ask you to come along and video me stealing the money but I bet you'd be videoing the girlfriend sitting on the boyfriend's lap!

you might be right though. But I can't do that

budaatum:
I'm yet to figure that part out but it should be much easier after distracting the security guard who should be guarding the bank and the bank manager who should be managing it, I think.

how about the tellers?...besides the security men ain't armed so how you gon do that

CArt:
You mean the man on whose lap that was seated did nothing about it
You too didn't utter a word as well ? Kai! Cowards who know nothing about their rights.

he did but you don't expect me to analyze everything that happened....he was angry actually but the bank manager tries to calm him.

Offpoint:
Either this post is fake or the security guard, the boyfriend and girlfriend, the bank manager, the bank, the chairs and the op are all Mad.

it ain't fake bro...this shit occurred at Fidelity bank in Rivers state university ( RSU )