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Business / Re: Providus Bank Deactivates PiggyVest & Monnify Virtual Account Numbers by eddieguru(m): 1:08pm On Feb 20
bamac:

Oh! Try out Carbon With my link then, and have access to instant loans, high-interest savings, FREE bank transfers and more. Get started: https://share.getcarbon.co/M8yw
thanks I just did that but I don't know how to use it yet
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrests Landlady's Daughter For Beating Male Tenant To Death by eddieguru(m): 9:59pm On Feb 10
They will hail you still you fine yourself in prison... that's how one lady will be asking me to go beat up one lady that normally insult my mom...girl wey be say if I touch she fit die.


Hope those people hailing her will be with her in prison?

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Business / Re: Providus Bank Deactivates PiggyVest & Monnify Virtual Account Numbers by eddieguru(m): 9:59pm On Feb 08
bamac:
Well, carbon is just like other fintech payment platform.

What I use it for majorly is loan. I take them to be more effective with loans than other platforms that will be giving one peanut for loan. I am a business person, to get loan from commercial banks is very hard. At least carbon gave me the opportunity to take loan of 45k at first after seeing my inflow and outflow. Now I can borrow over 100k due to consistency and prompt repayment unlike others where they will start with 6k with poor customer relationship (Okash especially with extremely poor customer relationship).

Apart from loans, I really don't use it for any other thing, but I heard investment/savings through carbon is awesome too. I will try those aspect too when I am capable.
so how do I get registered to this carbon?
Politics / Re: Marauding Herdsmen Have Launched Guerrilla Warfare In Yorubaland — Agbekoya by eddieguru(m): 9:36am On Feb 08
Kaduna1stson:
Yoruba people knew that voting in this president won't be a good idea. That's why they voted massively for Jonathan. It was other Southern tribes that voted Buhari. Yoruba people warned them for a long time but they refused, now see where they have gotten the south.
wetin you take this morning

Business / Re: Providus Bank Deactivates PiggyVest & Monnify Virtual Account Numbers by eddieguru(m): 12:04am On Feb 08
bamac:
No issue with login on carbon, I just did.
how does this carbon work?... please elaborate
Romance / Re: Stingy Mens Associations Around Africa by eddieguru(m): 9:43am On Jan 17
I will go twice grin grin cheesy...is the voice of a stingy man

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Business / Re: "My Two Bosses Are Offering Me Job" by eddieguru(m): 8:09pm On May 09, 2020
Shuggaa:


Can we talk abeg
no worries...
Business / Re: "My Two Bosses Are Offering Me Job" by eddieguru(m): 1:19am On Apr 30, 2020
CruzJoe:


tell the kind guy....yes u agree to work with him...but he will first pay u half of what he was owning you.....then starting from the first new month u start working for him alone....that he will be paying you the recent month plus half a month of the old money he is owing you ...like that....till he finish paying you.



NOTE: even if u work with the other guy...that doesn't mean the kind guy won't pay you.


If he do anyhow...carry police arrest him....
then he will talk and sign an agreement on how he will be paying you till he finish paying you ...before he will be bailed .


If he doesn't have block money to pay u half of the old money....then....u can give him alternative.....

Every month as u start with him....

He MUST pay you that month and half monthly of the previous money.


But I wish things workout with you and the kind guy.

I hate boss that re strick.....forgetting that without the person working for him....he won't make that money....nonsense
that guy doesn't appreciate anything at all if not because of this lockdown and I don't have enough cash I won't even think of working with him

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Business / "My Two Bosses Are Offering Me Job" by eddieguru(m): 12:03am On Apr 30, 2020
Hello guys,

I was managing a Bet9ja shop own by two persons. they where both my boss, but one is very strict and the other one is kind and understanding.

The one being strict has many shops and even a super agent because the account was registered with his name while the kind one on the other hand has no business Ideas. He was still sharing one shop with his friend.

Long story shot, they are both gamblers and this strict guy is been looking for a way to end the business... he has stopped paying shop rent to the kind one ( the kind one owns the shop) and he agreed.

Having done that he was still telling the kind guy to leave the shop for him to manage while he will be paying him shop rent but the kind guy refuse to let him

Like I said they were both gamblers...the kind guy played Virtual and lost N257,000 which he couldn't pay back they blocked the account for one week out of anger his friend had no choice but to shot down the shop. They shared their properties today.

Now this strict guy said I will be working with him on Friday while the kind guy had to discuss with another super agent to see if he can still use the shop again and he's telling me I will be the one managing it.... The thing is the kind guy is owing me N139,200...and if i start working with the other guy I might lose the money. I'm simply waiting for his discussion tomorrow.

Guys I just have tomorrow left to make a choice I don't what to do embarassed embarassed
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 3:53pm On Apr 23, 2020
wintersnow:


Guy nah weytin I dey suffer now o, had sex with this girl a day before yesterday, Omo since then each time I urinate, it doesn't hurt tho, when I urinate, but hurts after urinating, the pain is non stop, I don buy tablets tire, still no changes
you don do test?
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 3:23pm On Apr 23, 2020
Diamond23:
Hey!!!
Just look out through your window cry...
you're not serious grin

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Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 3:17pm On Apr 23, 2020
Chibyke009:
Don't sleep with her again. Ask God forgiveness then take 3 seeds of bitter kola ,morning , afternoo and night.
are you sure bitter kola will work?
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 3:16pm On Apr 23, 2020
kevotek1000:


See a doc, he will knows the test to carryout to ascertain the actual infection. Meanwhile when next, try to use a condom... Soonest I know you will be fine, stay safe.
I pray so Thanks
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 3:13pm On Apr 23, 2020
[quote author=donisaiah post=88763486][/quote]I don't wear one boxer I change it everyday and pox is not coming out of my penis it just hot me after I urinate
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 3:05pm On Apr 23, 2020
Tunzxywalex:

it happened to me last year it take upto 2weeks but i concor it with local herb cost #5000 i use it for gud 3days it went and i got relief try ur street herbs explained to them they help u cooked it inside 5liters keg so it not hard it easy to solve it.
No medical cure i used only herb is the way to cure it.
just herbs? ....were you having same symptoms
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 3:00pm On Apr 23, 2020
GigiMax:
Please go and get yourself tested for Herpertitis B. There is billiburin (not sure of the spelling) in your urine. If you tested negative, demand for a shot of vaccine. If not, you will require a lot of vitamin Bs (ask for doctor's advice). Its better if you go to a teaching hospital where adequate testing can be done. This might be a long journey. Brace yourself. Wishing you a quick healing.
"gonorrhea" that's what they told me
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 2:58pm On Apr 23, 2020
fof1:



MOST PLEASURES LEADS TO HURTFUL CONSEQUENCES. ALWSYS HEED ELDERS COUNSEL AS STUBBORNNESS KILLS. TAKING INJECTIONS WITHOUT POST LAB RESULTS IS DANGEROUS TOO. FOLLOW PROVEN PROCEDURES PLS. KNOW WHAT U HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH, GOD GIVE U SENSE. PLS PROTECT UR POSTERITY OR U MAY BE STERILE FOR LIFE.
you mean these injections could sterilize me
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 2:57pm On Apr 23, 2020
Patrickjunior:
go and buy ciprotab, and get fresh groundnut...soak it for 24 hours in big Eva plastic bottle...take the cipro morning and night, for the groundnut water use schnapp cup to take it 3 times daily....thank me later, but if the symptoms persist just know it serious and contact a doctor.
I'm already taking injections...my mouth taste sour
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 2:51pm On Apr 23, 2020
Godsfavour78:
why did you have unprotected sex? I really want to know.
that's my second sex and I've never used condom before
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 9:09am On Apr 23, 2020
illitrate:
op, ignore every reply here, I am a gono regular customer.

Dont waste time going to hospital or testing just buy this and thank me later.


Go to any pharmacy and buy augmentin 625mg

first take 2

next 1-1-1

2 days maximun u will be fully healthy.

dont take 1g take take 625mg
thanks man

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Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 1:30am On Apr 23, 2020
yyba:
yes some will find it hard to urinate and some dosen't.
how about the colored urines

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Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 1:19am On Apr 23, 2020
yyba:
Gonorrhea grin grin
but I don't fine it hard to urinate undecided

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Health / I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by eddieguru(m): 1:10am On Apr 23, 2020
Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother cry cry

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Romance / "I Have Unprotected And I'm Sick" by eddieguru(m): 12:55am On Apr 23, 2020
Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother cry cry
Health / Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by eddieguru(m): 7:56pm On Apr 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hahhahh. Lets welcome this niggarrr to the real niggarrrs league!!! Hahhahhah

Isoright.
Welcome to the league of real niggarrrs

If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go Uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

na true you dey talk ma Nigga...e get this wey I straff lask week my urine dey hot me like mad...these girls no dey feel am at all

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by eddieguru(m): 6:36pm On Apr 06, 2020
NoSidonLook:
I don't know why Naira marley should be included though

He was just a guest. I think only the hosts should face the penalty

And if it's a must Naira Marley must face the penalty too for breaching social distancing rules. Then all other 20+ guests should be arrested as well

We all know the manhunt to search for the remaining guests will be audio

PS. I wear belt. Not a Naira Marlian.


angry
what's PS?
Politics / Re: Picture Of Sowore Wearing Erufai/sowore 2023 Cap by eddieguru(m): 7:30am On Mar 26, 2020
grin grin
Romance / Re: 15 Year Old Boy Broke The Internet By Sharing After Sex Pics With His Girlfriend by eddieguru(m): 5:40pm On Mar 25, 2020
KenBen217:
see me here no girl is even agreeing to be my girlfriend
hahahaha relax bro na you go soon get pass
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Atiku Pledges N50 Million Naira As A Relief Fund. by eddieguru(m): 5:31pm On Mar 25, 2020
For the sake of your son I guess undecided undecided undecided
Health / Re: Some Good News On Coronavirus From Across The World. by eddieguru(m): 5:25pm On Mar 25, 2020
Unfortunately, our politicians can't go outside cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: A Woman Beat Up Her Husband Because She Caught Him With Side Chic ( Video) by eddieguru(m): 12:35am On Mar 13, 2020
Why not just say kid bro was beaten by his elder sister publicly cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by eddieguru(m): 7:34pm On Mar 12, 2020
grin angry grin grin...

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