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RomanceRe: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(op): 4:05pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:
Note to self!

Next time you go to rob a bank, hire a girlfriend to sit on a hired boyfriend's lap to distract the security guard and the bank manager.
then how will you rob the bank?
Romance" Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(op): 3:44pm On Feb 18, 2020
Hello Nairalanders, I was in a Bank this afternoon when the security man is asking a lady to stand up, She was sitting on her Boyfriend's laps. She refused but the security man insist that she should stand up.

After much argument, the Bank Manager came asking the lady and her boyfriend what the problem was....

While he was doing that, the lady ask "if a man comes to the Bank with his wife would they ask her to stand up while sitting on her husbands laps?" grin cheesy

And the bank manager replied, saying that " if she was in class and lecture was going on would she have done that?".... cheesy cheesy she just left the bank grin

Well, the security man was just trying to avoid the chair getting broken.

So, what do you guys have to say about this?.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Gay, Edafe Okporo & Boyfriend Enjoy Their Val Baecation In Costa Rica. by eddieguru(m): 1:37am On Feb 17, 2020
I cover my ass with the blood of Jesus! shocked
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Lopez, 50, Flaunts Her Banging Bikini Body As She Strikes Killer Pose by eddieguru(m): 1:35am On Feb 17, 2020
grin
CelebritiesRe: Bryan Okwara And Marie Miller Welcome Baby by eddieguru(m): 1:34am On Feb 17, 2020
Congrats cool cool

CelebritiesRe: Rema Goes Wild As Female Fan Twerks On Him(video) by eddieguru(m): 1:33am On Feb 17, 2020
Girls no dey rest

CelebritiesRe: Disney's 'queen Of Katwe' Star Nikita Pearl Waligwa Has Died At Age 15 by eddieguru(m): 1:31am On Feb 17, 2020
What kinda news is this huh huh


God!....I don't want to believe this cry cry

CelebritiesRe: Lady Cut Cheating Husband Two Balls While Sleeping On Valentine Day(photos) by eddieguru(m): 1:28am On Feb 17, 2020
Is this for real huh....you sure say I go marry huh

RomanceRe: Man Hangs Himself After His Girlfriend He Trained In School Dumps Him (Photos) by eddieguru(m): 1:24am On Feb 17, 2020
Why this guy do like this na. chi!!!...

E no get family huh....you just kill yourself for girl wet no send you.


I rather train my own sister in school than someone else's daughter cool undecided

EducationRe: Jambites In Nasarawa Staying Outside By 12:20am For Registration by eddieguru(m): 3:54pm On Feb 15, 2020
Renerd:
OK, drop it let me add you, or better still add me up on what app
0.9.0.6.7..0..2..6.0.9.2
I will add you
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Ditches Lady On Valentine's Day by eddieguru(m): 3:51pm On Feb 15, 2020
grin grin....she must have done something wrong to that guy or she's probably floating on the ship undecided
and didn't know cool
EducationRe: Jambites In Nasarawa Staying Outside By 12:20am For Registration by eddieguru(m): 1:04pm On Feb 15, 2020
Renerd:
OK,. Anyway learn web development with WordPress. Chat me up on what. App for details.
0..9...0 six 7..0...2....6....0,,9.2

Also if you need a website for your business, feel free to contact me. Its super affordable!
should I drop my number
PoliticsRe: Photos From Nnamdi Kanu's Parents Burial In Umuahia by eddieguru(m): 4:22pm On Feb 14, 2020
Wey the police officers huh
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Shares Valentine's Day Photo, Advises Those Who Are Alone Today by eddieguru(m): 4:17pm On Feb 14, 2020
I simply can't understand how people who live there life anyhow tends to give advice undecided
PoliticsRe: Protesters Invade Radio Bayelsa Premises, Destroy, Loot Property by eddieguru(m): 4:02pm On Feb 14, 2020
Comedian2019:
is possibly on vacation. Maybe 30k alawee is not yet paid. grin
what has he done or say grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Secretariat In Bayelsa Set On Fire By APC Supporters by eddieguru(m): 4:00pm On Feb 14, 2020
I thought they were happy PDP won huh
RomanceRe: What Is The Right Way To Celebrate Valentine? by eddieguru(m): 11:14pm On Feb 11, 2020
donbachi:
Anyhow...i once celebrated it with 6 babes dat year...was really fun...took nkechi to daveange hotel at rumuigbo,took rose to mr d plaza at d-line,took chioma to tuscany at obi wali road,took cindy to mandate hotel at rumuokoro,took imabong to playhouse at GRA and finally slept with my lolipop...few hour each...felt like one bad guy.
real Port Harcourt gee cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Valentine's Day: Lagos Warns Events Centres To Get Permit For Shows by eddieguru(m): 12:53pm On Feb 11, 2020
grin grin grin grin cheesy

FamilyRe: My Cousin Is Addicted To Weed, Drugs by eddieguru(m): 2:12pm On Feb 10, 2020
shocked
RomanceRe: Is It Compulsory To Get A Valentine's Gift? by eddieguru(m): 11:06am On Feb 10, 2020
NeedAdvice00:
Funny enough, I don type break up message. I was loving this girl. But she dey always turn me off. She Sabi lie... Though she's not from poor home too. Her entitlement mentality no be here. That lie issue too.

I go just save the break up message for now, I no go send am this night again.

Make we see how he go take end

But something telling me if I no break up. Na she go still break up. I just wan do am before her.
Note: real Niggers don't send break up message to ladies...they'll just let her be on the ship till she realizes herself and say "we are done" then you chill cool
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Akpotha Twerks In A Benin Queen Attire On Set, Gets Blasted by eddieguru(m): 12:12pm On Feb 08, 2020
Twerking goes wrong
Foreign AffairsRe: Ali Khamenei: US Middle East Plan Will Die Before Trump - Iran's Supreme Leader by eddieguru(m): 10:05am On Feb 08, 2020
cool
TV/MoviesRe: What Are The Things That Made Your Childhood? by eddieguru(op): 10:01am On Feb 08, 2020
Akinowon123:
using sand to make houses for birds.
Acting Daddy and Mummy
...Ma Nigga..."mummy and Daddy" is lit when you're the "Daddy" grin grin cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: What Are The Things That Made Your Childhood? by eddieguru(op): 9:56am On Feb 08, 2020
donbachi:
Playing under the rain running naked like a free innocent harmless bird.
grin grin grin...I love playing under the rain too. Rain ball was dope kiss

TV/MoviesWhat Are The Things That Made Your Childhood? by eddieguru(op):
So this morning, I was thinking about the things that made my childhood.

From playing football to playing with worm-out car steering, playing with car tyres. Mehn, growing up was really a fun-filled experience cheesy

But TV also made my childhood ooo and early teens. Shows like Gulder ultimate search, Celebrity takes two, Maltina Dance Hall, Project fame and star trek. Do you guys remember these shows?

PoliticsRe: Caption This Punch Cartoon by eddieguru(m): 4:44pm On Feb 07, 2020
That's just what's happening in Nigeria...smh undecided

SportsRe: Nigeria Beats Mozambique 85-51 In Women's Basketball Olympics Qualifier. by eddieguru(m): 4:17pm On Feb 07, 2020
post=86456348:
It's a woman's world after all!! cheesy

Nice one ladies.

Free Barbecue for all of you from the House of @[/color].

[color=#990000]YOU ROCK Beautiful ladies!
grin grin grin

Jokes EtcHow Funny Are You? by eddieguru(op): 3:50pm On Feb 07, 2020
January - 85%
February - 30%
March -90%
April - 60%
May - 50%
June - 80%
July - 70%
August - 60%
September - 100%
October - 40%
November - 20%
December - 30%
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by eddieguru(m): 9:00pm On Feb 06, 2020
Oh! My God!!!...isn't that someone's brain on the floor huh....what kinda gun will pull out someone's brain like that?

HealthRe: Doctors In Diaspora: How FG Frustrated Us When We Offered To Improve Healthcare by eddieguru(m): 7:26pm On Feb 06, 2020
Nigerian government ain't serious for anything undecided

CrimeRe: Intended Couple Die Naked In Kano by eddieguru(m): 5:54pm On Feb 06, 2020
God help us this 2020 cool
CrimeRe: Intended Couple Die Naked In Kano by eddieguru(m): 5:54pm On Feb 06, 2020

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