budaatum:
Note to self!

Next time you go to rob a bank, hire a girlfriend to sit on a hired boyfriend's lap to distract the security guard and the bank manager.

then how will you rob the bank?

Hello Nairalanders, I was in a Bank this afternoon when the security man is asking a lady to stand up, She was sitting on her Boyfriend's laps. She refused but the security man insist that she should stand up.

After much argument, the Bank Manager came asking the lady and her boyfriend what the problem was....

While he was doing that, the lady ask "if a man comes to the Bank with his wife would they ask her to stand up while sitting on her husbands laps?"

And the bank manager replied, saying that " if she was in class and lecture was going on would she have done that?".... she just left the bank

Well, the security man was just trying to avoid the chair getting broken.

So, what do you guys have to say about this?.

I cover my ass with the blood of Jesus!

Congrats

Girls no dey rest

What kinda news is this


God!....I don't want to believe this

Is this for real ....you sure say I go marry

Why this guy do like this na. chi!!!...

E no get family ....you just kill yourself for girl wet no send you.


I rather train my own sister in school than someone else's daughter

Renerd:

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I will add you

....she must have done something wrong to that guy or she's probably floating on the ship
and didn't know

Renerd:
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should I drop my number

Wey the police officers

I simply can't understand how people who live there life anyhow tends to give advice

Comedian2019:

is possibly on vacation. Maybe 30k alawee is not yet paid.

what has he done or say

I thought they were happy PDP won

donbachi:
Anyhow...i once celebrated it with 6 babes dat year...was really fun...took nkechi to daveange hotel at rumuigbo,took rose to mr d plaza at d-line,took chioma to tuscany at obi wali road,took cindy to mandate hotel at rumuokoro,took imabong to playhouse at GRA and finally slept with my lolipop...few hour each...felt like one bad guy.

real Port Harcourt gee

NeedAdvice00:

Funny enough, I don type break up message. I was loving this girl. But she dey always turn me off. She Sabi lie... Though she's not from poor home too. Her entitlement mentality no be here. That lie issue too.

I go just save the break up message for now, I no go send am this night again.

Make we see how he go take end

But something telling me if I no break up. Na she go still break up. I just wan do am before her.

Note: real Niggers don't send break up message to ladies...they'll just let her be on the ship till she realizes herself and say "we are done" then you chill

Twerking goes wrong

Akinowon123:
using sand to make houses for birds.
Acting Daddy and Mummy

...Ma Nigga..."mummy and Daddy" is lit when you're the "Daddy"

donbachi:
Playing under the rain running naked like a free innocent harmless bird.

...I love playing under the rain too. Rain ball was dope

So this morning, I was thinking about the things that made my childhood.

From playing football to playing with worm-out car steering, playing with car tyres. Mehn, growing up was really a fun-filled experience

But TV also made my childhood ooo and early teens. Shows like Gulder ultimate search, Celebrity takes two, Maltina Dance Hall, Project fame and star trek. Do you guys remember these shows?

That's just what's happening in Nigeria...smh

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It's a woman's world after all!!

Nice one ladies.

Free Barbecue for all of you from the House of @[/color].

[color=#990000]YOU ROCK Beautiful ladies!

January - 85%
February - 30%
March -90%
April - 60%
May - 50%
June - 80%
July - 70%
August - 60%
September - 100%
October - 40%
November - 20%
December - 30%

Oh! My God!!!...isn't that someone's brain on the floor ....what kinda gun will pull out someone's brain like that?

Nigerian government ain't serious for anything

God help us this 2020

Jay5mie:
Lol