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Joseph chuks: There is nothing new about this in the Arab and Muslim world.
After all their prophet married his 3 sisters and flew away into the desert and made
children amongst whose descendants were Sadam Hussein,Osama Bin Laden and Ahmedinejad.

Pakistanis are not Arabs.

OmoEziokwu: No offence, but there is something intrinsically backward about the Arab world. It must be a hell of a place for womenfolk.

Pakistanis are not Arabs. Not even remotely connect to the Arabic culture. Not all pakistanis are muslims/Christians. Some are just into ancestral worship.

nanaboi: @tomakint, wat is African abeg? Do u know that showing off assets was always our thing b4 eva we crossed paths with the West?

It's not rocket science. We're in the tropics; they're in the temperate region. So, go figure.

That's true.
Ask them to go to south africa and Swaziland and see how skimpy dressed those Africans can be.
It is an African thing to be dressed next to nothing.
The catholics and muslims took thT away from us.

chucky234: What a boring,disgusting and ugly piece of clothing,ugly as hell. The groom standing like alinco didn't help to brighten his ugly looking face,he lack taste and swag.
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Mods with misleading titles,what is traditional about the gown or that fake suit let alone African,idio:ts.

John McCain is that you?

Go on bashing them and their faces and outfits. But guess who is getting laid? Not you,but the happy couple

Jellitah: What part of da world is BULAWAYO?
I hope I never visit there. I thought only White peeps were PSYCHOS?

Trust black man to take FIRST PRIZE FOR THE WORST OF ALL DYSFUNCTIONAL DOMESTIC TABOOS.

Simply because some low life loosers acted foolishly,doesn't mean that the entire black race is evil. just a few years ago in Austria didnt they arraign a man for fathering 8 babies with his daughter and locking them up for many years in his basement? How is that better or less evil than the bulawayo case?

You don't know where bulawayo,one of the most beautiful cities in southern africa is?
I am glad you said that you don't wanna go there,because maybe you will pollute them with your bigotry.

Crimes and scandalous stories are everywhere in this world. In your country,in your village and even in your family.
Just grow up and learn to live with it.

kopite: they have successfully ruined the girls destiny. this pure witchcraft.

No
They have not ruined her destiny at all. There are so many cases of girls who went thru these kinds of demonic abuses and still survived,and went on to become successful married women of excellence in life.
Ever heard of joyce Myers? Donnie mclurkin?

Hopefully they can go to jail to pay for their crimes. And also, i hope the girl can find a good family or rehab program to be detoxed and pointed in the right direction.

So sad.
Just send them to jail for a long time

They should also investigate Emanuel Adebayor. That man looks way older than 28.
He is at least 7 years older than his football age.

Wow.
Just go ahead and divorce

What are the odds of black people relocating to most of those hillbilly small white Towns in very racist states?
Common. Utah,Montana,Wyoming,Oregon,Idaho?

Some of those laws are just common sense morality,decency and hygiene. And they are not state or federal laws.
Most families uphold these laws naturally.i mean,somethings are just good family values and self respect.

Who sleeps with a fish? Who has sex in a meat freezer? Who has sex in an ambulance?

Also,some of those laws were probably given 150 years ago and have been long abrogated.

This goes to show how spoiled this generation is. I mean seriously ?
Some of our parents studied under trees and inside half completed rooms.yet they turned out to be very bright students and went on to become brilliant minds in the society.
Here in the usa,some spoiled brats study under the best conditions; with the walls of their classrooms painted just right.they even have laptops and Android gadgets,yet they can't write,or spell right. they drop out of school all the time.

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Elgapo
I think God didnt anoint you to tell jokes at all. Even pastor joel osteen (of whom you stole some of your jokes) can do better.

I think it will do you good to review your new year resolution list and cross off " i will start funny threads on nairaland"

Asta la vista

Cool

From the picture on your profile,you don't seem that thin at all. But if getting fat is what you are really wanting,then you may consider the side effects of fatness.the health issues and overall fulfillment.
Most people here in the USA would envy your current body type.

frosbel: "I tell you, no! But unless you repent, you too will all perish." - Luke 13:3

""God overlooked people's ignorance about these things in earlier times, but now he commands everyone everywhere to repent of their sins and turn to him." - Acts 17:30

Repentance first and then acceptance into the Kingdom of GOD by the new birth through the Holy Spirit.

Living a victorious life takes an effort, you cannot sit back and continue sinning and expect to be saved, no way.

You have a duty to keep yourself in the Love of Christ and the presense of the spirit will be with you permanently , providing you with sin breaking ability.

But if you do not keep yourself in the Love of Christ by choosing to keep on sinning, you are on your own.

"If anyone does not remain in me, he is like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned." - John 15:6

If only you read those 3 passages in context,you would see that he is not talking about heaven and hell.
The confusion that most religious people have is that they dont understand the meaning of hebrews 9:12 and 2 Corinthians 5:17.

God is not mad at you. His anger has been appeased.the veil of separation between him and man has been removed by the finished work of jesus. He is no longer imputing your sins to you. The price that jesus paid exceeded the penalty.

The moment you confess that jesus is the son of God and believe with your heart that he died and rose for your sins,you become a new creature.just as he is so are you. Not only that,you receive a supernatural seal on your spirit.that means,your spirit can never ever ever ever ever be tainted with sin. Eph 1:14.

Does this mean,go ahead and party and live like a scoundrel? No. Because if you do,you will open the door to satan and he will hurt your body and your soul.but not your spirit.
Because you are born of God,now you need to focus on jesus. The religious mind doesnt receive this knowledge because it's not what your church taught you. Your church taught you to strive to be holy and pure and righteous. Sorry,your church lied and got you under bondage.

415volt: @eddy
If a man dies in SIN he/she is a candidate of hell. Don't take the coming of Jesus purposely for our sin for granted. Anytime a man sin against God,he should ask for forgiveness through Jesus christ and repent genuinely.You have to be sin conscious and at the same time be Jesus conscious bc no one knows when he will die.

Have you considered 1 john 2:1_4?
Jesus is our advocate to the father.
If a man dies in sin he is a candidate of hell? What is sin? Have checked out james 4:17? Which says that sin is not only doing bad things but not doing the good you know you should do. Now,tell me which sin will take you to hell? The bad you did or the good you didnt do?
The answer is simple: none. Jesus went to hell for you when he paid the full price of your redemption. If you are in him,he has sealed you with his spirit for salvation. Ephesians 1:13 _14.
Now that my friend,is the good news.