₦airaland Forum

Abeg someone enlighten me, what's the end product of coal? What's is thsi coal used 4?

And u didn't kiss or bleep her?

Guyz dem ma high on xk b4 dem dey enta studio dey bust ooo, #inspiration

Walelavender:
Chelsea just dey lose 1-2; 1-2;1-2 as if they are testing microphone

oboy u be comedian I swear lmfaoo heheheeheh

Jollyjoy:
I can use my phone to make money..
To check pregnany status

to track calls

lol why not just tell us u are pregnant?

Not a bad idea

D woman dey mad! Her mama wen open leg 4 her son in law to Bleep her nkor?

fako1:
Mtseeeeew! All dz butty OPs sef. I was hoping to open the thread and see slangs like

gboju (commot face).

ajuwaya (leave it)

buate (respect)

shandy or wazo (#50)

10 fiber (#100)

You get mouth (well connected)

Omo get Inside (Rich kid)

Alaye or Ogbeni (Mr man)

Owo epo (gate-crash party)

Odeku or 1759 (guiness stout)

Ashy (prostitute)

G (Advance free fraud).

Zanga (neigbhourhood).

Igbin (clitoris)

C.V (Computer village).

Eke (police)

Sojo (Soilder)

Sa mi je (kiss)

Leg (footwear)

Ike (Trophy)

Omo Indomie & Egg (A forming but cheap lady)

I better pass my neighbour (smallest generator).

Shanawaole (fireworks)

Toko-taya (key $ padlock)

Sule (Absurd).

Buga (proud)

O'gara (loaded)

Efiwe (Brilliant)

Champey (champion/champion's league)

Abeg i no fit shout, slangs yampian.

wa gba yi

tonychristopher:
What is obo NLA ..I hear that so much in Lagos

mumu u don't know the meaning but u know how to spell it correctly abi?

KashyBaby:
Lol...owambe..

u go really like owanbe oooo

How can she be 40 and still look that good when she doesnt have husband stress and wahala in her life?

I used motorola driod razer it wasn't a good 4 joor just only the camera. And the fone drinks mb like beer

Durentt:
But u love a lady shey??

lesbians things

So is that the list of all the remaining boko harram members?

BrownCookie:
I was trained to prosecute,defend or adjudicate where necessary & to do any of that, I need clear facts.

That story above is not clear to me bcs each person has a version.

Also,the main act of the story is dead which makes everything difficult & complicated.

are u a lawyer?

Mumu op so something like this dey happen and yet cnn and aljazera no broadcast am? Ode

BrownCookie:
Who am I to believe?

the story no clear to u say the man just kill the boy bcuz him dey colobi him daughter?

That twitter user dey crase! So make wizkid com show 4 adamawa make una boko haram boys come use am as experiment abi?

Jesussss choi, u sure say I go ever marry so? Even if I marry se I go allow my wife cook 4 me? This very disgusting, haa! men we don suffer 4 women hand ooo, some dey thief destiny, some dey bring bad luck, now this one dey feed her husband menstruation blood! Choi God help us ooo

realjoker:
Space booked.
National Association of Space Bookers of Nigeria, Nairaland chapter.

when will people like this learn 2 have sense?

How much is the price na?

chipatra:
to fück tötö don dey hard

so if na ur younger sister, na so dem go Fvck her abi? Idiot

Wowww this really reminds me of when I was in js2 There was dis really busy body girl in my class den I hated her cuz she was busy body and a serious noise maker. So there was this bad friend of mine called obina who usually brings a small mirror to sch and he would place the mirror beneath the chair most girls are sitting and from back he would be viewing their pants and all. So on this day he invited me to come and look ooo cuz the girl in particular wasn't wearing pant @all. So as I came and was looking I didn't know the busy body girl knew what was going on and she immediately went and reported to the teachers,called my name that I brought that mirror and all. Oman u need to see the beaten, disgrace and all. I had to clear grass 4 2weeks as punishment. Menn it wasn't funny @all. Infact I hated that girl till I left the sch.

Donlouise:
hmmm see dem buccaneers see as dem dey sail publicly. If the dead Nigger is a Baggar definitely he is not a cultist bt jst a stubborn fly dat followed d corpse 2 grave and he must have priced and he must definitely pay.

watin this one dey talk self? Who b buccaneer? Guy if u don't know anything shut up ok.

Brooklynsouth:
southern damascus odii welcomes the in vahala

die itttt!

LordMecuzy:
Who goes u

rest cap bg no checkmatin in this public deck.

Hiannn amechi shut up dia! U never collect bribe ke?

jomoh:
Na wa o. See as people dey mumu demselves.

So because somebody put halfcast picture for DP con talk say she wan learn pidgin na I'm make all of una dey do like dis.

Your mumu no be for here. All these kids.

I magine one mumu even say him be teacher for secondary school. Ode oshi. Dey dia make dey maga u.

I think say na only me notice ooo some naija guys sabi fall hand ehh? This babe fit just b person wey dey ijora or aj here ooo just dey jonze dem and see as all of dem dey fall like maga. After we go say na oyinbo b maga! Hummm

Hummmm naija guys been fooling themselves specially when whitey is involve since 1960 mtcheww