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Why is this man always travelling? Him nor dey sitdown 4 one place? Ah ah? Very soon now he go dey join dem psqure 4 tour

Hummm so that house was built from the scratch in 6 weeks?

Lol as 4 me the reply that I got was I LOVE U SO MUCH EDDY BUT ONLY AS A FRIEND. BT DONT WORRY U WIlL B MY BESTIE. Mtcheww bestie my foot! Immediately I delected her number from my fone and bone her completely, Now shez the one stalking me all around and picking up jealously originated fights with any girl she see's me with.

IamOpemipo:
No Mobo
No MaMa
No Mtv europe
No Bet
No Nea
No WMA

All I see is just one headies award and other ibile awards
So what's he showin off?

hehehehe naija why una get bad mouth like this? Ah ah d guy no try ni?

elakeche1:
See as he resemble Buhari... One Love bro

lol no be lie yoooo

Chei there is Godoo

Nuella222:
Hihihihihi those awkward moment when am watching tv 2gether with my parents and all of a sudden they starts showing sex scene... wetin u wan innocent virgin like me do kwanu?

hehehehe lol @ innocent virgin

misspicy:
she put an egg down there and it didn't enter

d egg and ur guy di*ck which one big pass?

krall69:
Is your friend not an able bodied man? Did he think he can just hijack somebody's daughter for free?

If you dont want to give them 50 gallons of palmwine pay in cash instead.

gu let person hear word! U wan talk say u never fvck any babe 4 free b4? Abi those free once no be person daughters?

Hahahahahah lol her husband not fit afford private jet trip 4 her na!

SQLmastar:
Yoyo… it's Time for her to invite her bf over!
Let the knackin begin

na mc galaxy dey knack her na

What are these people turning lagos to?

warriboy21:
obob u don bost my head o ...thanks man i apreciated..

abeg make una help me beg d mods for front page o

no worry u don dey front page.

Hope the over sabi nigerians will now use Nigerian flag as their profile pix in solidarity 4 yola. In regards to this blast. #pray4yola #pray4nigeria

129 people died in france, cnn and world leaders no let us hear word. Wat about the 2000+ that boko haram killed in a day in baga! Even facebook didn't know about it. The truth is that by the time black africans starts emancipating themselves from mental slavery, That's when the african continent will start seeing progress. If not, na like this we go remain. No b curse.

U see, well I blame the mumu africans who have been forming solidarity with france. Flag as profile pix my ass. Mtcheww when bh is here killing times 3 of that of france on a daily basis.

Mr teacher, start teaching her reproduction in biology

johnydon22:
Please forget that crap, i for one is tired of calling moderators to science topics. . The only things they see is "Wow check out Linda ikeji's gown, wow buhari is in kaduna, check out a man dancing shoki..

The front page basically is for simpletons

hehehehe lol @ a man dancing shoki

kilode100:
Guy, fashi her and come to me jawe ..
Wetin sef?


The truth is that she broke up with that guy, gave you a chance but you couldn't, hit her center of gravity wella...
You no sabi fcvk Bros.. Even if the woman na Angel, she still needs serious throbbing for down below.

Not to worry Uncle., I fit teach you how do to am and any woman you handle afterwards, won't let go.

God is with you.

hummm must u show ur ashawo antics on nl? Mtcheww they use style dey advertise ur market.

lasisi69:
End time fan

come dem use endtime swear 4 u?

Its true jare! Nigerians are still mental slaves!

lilmax:
What is Tosyn Bucknor?

do u live under a cave?

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

lol ur mum na real ijebu woman hehehehe

Its only in oversees that the kids and youth can become leaders of 2morow, but mehn not in nigeria

Lol after 2 of dem has succeeded in vandalising my state. they are now washing their dirty cloths in public 2 fools

This davido no get sense @all! Do worry the nest time those sa robbers get u just pray dey don't put a bullet in ur head.

hooli:
End time

which day u go get sense with this ur end time things?

DuchessLily:
Thank God d search has ended. Happy for u

*Be careful though*

the search has ended! Na ultimate search?

Op no mind dem jare na their qualities b dat!

osedvgirl:

now you are talking

lol ur head is there! Original badt gurl, just how I like it hehehehe