₦airaland Forum

Op ur mumu is season film idiattttt

What's flawless about posing as a disable for photograph?

[quote author=mimopel post=44373403]Hhmmmmm.....okkkk...I get ur point, but to the doggy style or 69 or wateva i dont knw...but wateva doggy style is...if it's anal sex I don't support it.[/quotes] so u don't know what doggy style is? If I hear!

Kirinwa:
I was told Eiye has roots in Benin and supported by political god fathers. No wonder cultism is there.

They encourage these touts financially and even effect their release if arrested.

its aye () that's grounded and started in uniben. With sponsorship even from politicians

seunny4lif:
Weed

hehehehe kolo

ninodaniel:
mehn am gonna fvckin dress my kid like dis wit d earring join. na d earring complete d swagg na.y all of una dey form no earring but psquare wey dey Wear earring and u girls r tripn and even crying for them

abi oo my broda, infact I hate those hypocrites people xpecially girls that say they hate or detest guys using stud. Saying its irresponsible. But yet they all would faint and die 4 celebs wearing it. Cus for me, when u dress neat and sharp with studs to swag it up is just cool.

seunny4lif:
Why not without the ear ring cos I don't use it and I will never

But my own children must dress to kill cos they father have the money

I wrote dis after smoking Aba weed

smoking weed or using stud (earring) which is better?

So money wey go reach us build something like burg khalifa 4 dubai and even OR tambo airport sa for naija still remain $500m change na eim atm dasuki and eim fellow witdrawers squander finish so? Choi koni da fun iyala gbogbo won walai #infact i don vex

CivilzedTyger:
#TeamCassper #TeamSAhiphop. Fork wizkid, fork reekado and fork AKA

who open ur cage gate? Retard!

Lol see her flat yansh self.

Skillfullulu:
That couldn't have been alcohol, it must b as a result of heavy smoking....
If it were to b beer she'd rather sleep and talk endlessly but 'weed' uncontrollable actions pops up... The heat you feel inside you make u wanna pull off.

heheheheh seriously ooo

Aminat508:
Osogbo, Osun State, Nigeria.

u must be high on osogbo weed.

Swanye:
So Edo state get brown roofs too

is there anywhere in nigeria that hasn't got brown roofs, I know ur village must be full of mud houses

Mumu mayor wants to kill children with unless talks

It is either I do not understand economics and how
exchange rates work or a vast majority of us
Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our
country with our own curious choices. Just this morning I was listening to the radio and the
lady on air went on and on about how she thought
CBN governor Godwin Emefiele was incompetent and should be sacked because the naira was now
exchanging at 309 or so to the USD.
That view pretty much echoes the sentiments
expressed by many people I know and it amazes me that there are Nigerians who actually think there is some magic POLICY that can make the Naira strong in the near term.
If my economics and my understanding of the way
the world works are right, then that is as far from the truth as Jesus Christ is black.
The simple fact of the matter is that apart from oil
that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so exactly what policy is going to be implemented that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting economy in the near term? Where are our Apples, IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans, ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc? Let me bring that closer home.
There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a truly strong economy and the naira was one to the dollar even exchanged for higher than the USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria.
Sadly that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this
Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical
imperialist conspiracies like me) – fueled by the
DAMAGING Indigenisation Decree, has been the
creation of us Nigerians. Back then we had a booming economy. We were either the top, or among the top exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber, palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only holidayed at home in
their villages, at Yankari Games Reserve, at Obudu
Cattle Ranch, at Oguta Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at
Gurara Falls, at Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international tourists who brought in loads of foreign exchange. Even Nigerian schools were foreign exchange earners because they attracted foreign students. We had different car assembly plants – Peugeot, Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government officials only bought vehicles assembled in Nigeria for official cars. We had a thriving sports industry. We were not Man United or Chelsea fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports. We also had companies like Lennards and Bata producing school shoes in their thousands, we had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation School in the north
that produced some of the best pilots in the world. In those days if you were brilliant you were respected much more than the crass money-miss-road contractors of today. Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who were university dons. Back then it meant something to ‘know book’. Our textile industry was alive and well. Just recently I watched a news report on the textile
industry in Nigeria on CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I could go on and on.
Today however, no thanks to our parents (and we
must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did his
generation) and many of us (and we should be
remembered for failing our children if we continue
like this), we have destroyed everything.
Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes
easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we have to fly across thousands of miles to watch ‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn billions of Naira being fans of clubs that give us nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ – simple pleasures for which we are ready to destroy the future of our children.
Well people, payback time is here. Even with our ta-she-re money we all want to wear designer clothes and carry designer bags, Armani, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc.
We all want to drive jeeps with American specs, our children must now school overseas and acquire the necessary accents to come back home and bamboozle their ‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left behind. Who holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria school bags for their children, after all no Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on them.
We are no longer top exporters of anything and the demise of oil means we have reach… zero.
A country of 170m fashion-conscious people has no textile industry. We take delight in showing how our made-in- Switzerland Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s. When we help our musicians grow and pay them millions, they repay us by immediately shipping the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey-different-level”music videos. It makes no difference that distinctly Zulu dancers in south africa are dancing to a Nigerian highlife song. As stars concerned they also wed and holiday overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how much they have blown their monies overseas. Were we a more serious people, the highly popular Kingsway Stores of the past would probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria today supporting a massive agriculture industry among others, but today we have the likes of SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry while Kingsway is dead. And we Nigerians make it a special point to shop from the Oyinbos who have ‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For our personal pleasure we don’t mind them dominating us in our own backyard and shipping proceeds overseas.
I could go on and on, but I don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a moment and look around you. What you see will probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000 to the USD yet.
And don’t think for a moment that it cannot get there. Just continue to wear your Armani gear and Swiss- made lace, continue to spend your money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca and encourage your children to do same. Imagine nigerian league champions Enyimba FC –Nigeria’s most successful club not having a sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean up their act if they want sponsorship, mo ti gbo .
Don’t curtail your interest in choice wines (we were the number one champagne consumers in the world in 2015), continue to love your American specs, cheer the education ministry for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and embrace British, America and whatever else curricula.
Carry on with your love of French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer. Stock up on your Italian, American, British products which you cannot live without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls produced only in that small unique village in England – the days are long gone since you were a broke student who used wet newspapers to wipe your butt. Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too dangerous – you have to fulfill your dream of being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap adire that is actually cheaper than just one of your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be addressed accordingly.
Finally keep letting corrupt leaders who have looted your commonwealth and shipped all the monies overseas get away because to attack them does not fit your political narrative. Let us continue with the fine life, let us all continue to work for Oyinbo. But don’t forget that there is payback time and Emefiele is not your problem. Time for us all to lookin the mirror and take responsibility.
Source:thenakedconvos

adonbilivit:
lesson for nairaland babes...when we crush on u don't crush us to pieces with insults...we could be ur only hope of ever getting married.

help me tell dem jereee

So that small girl wey dey twist waist for wizkid halla at your boy video. Na eim don mature like dis come dey do marriage? While wizkid dey produce baby mama's up and down? Humm e good

Some one should kindly estimate the price of building to the average price of buying na. Because some of us here already wanna thread that road. Where are the building contractors in the house? Oya make una show una talents

QueenValerie:
No,it's a cutie pie,fluffy.

hummm fluffy ko plumfly ni! Look I would prefer to see ur picture instead

Slikbae:
Men like you are the problem with the world. Do you know that men are more men than women in Nigeria? Stop talking like a bushman.

waris dis one saying? Men are more men in nigeria? Isn't it obvious who the bush one is, here now?

QueenValerie:
I know isn't that kitten cute.

cute ke? It looks scary joor

When will all these mumu posts stop enetering naira land?

QueenValerie:
I'm African American and if I had ta drag him ta my country I will

that pic on ur profile though

Suigeneris93:
I won't ever forget no matter how hard I try so why delude myself that I've forgiven him? There is no two ways about it, the marriage would definitely be over

and u will then remain single for life? U think husband easy to find? Forgive him jaree

granlydia:
When money dey friends go dey,when money no dey friends go go.serves him right!

meaning u are capable of doing such a thing abi?

Nienie:
5 in my room 3 any other place

what about in boo's house?

Lalasticlala will not see this one now oo. But if it is I resemble tkno now he will see it mtchewww

geesilver:
Lalasticlala see o another one on the loose, this one say he resemble tekno o,
tekno ko nokia ni. in fact you resemble samsung and alcatel.
When will you people get sense.
OP see the tekno you resemble.

hahahahahahahahahahaha u nor go use laff kill person I swear hahahahahaha

So buhari won't leave all these niger delta guys alone? Those people are more rugged than boko haram ooo. Hummm

Naira land mods don madt abeg! So this trash made front page

Nice one I have love the concept of this city from the beginning. *But on a lighter note* hope say yemoja the mammy water of lagos no go vex one day say these people dey destroy her sitting room so?