₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
It isn't. My mum is the undisputed shampion, and of recent she has transferred some of the 'anointing' to me

I hope you are female. How can u have such patience and strength . Women are tougher than most men walahi. U, ur mum and mine are from the same local govt. Wise people must never follow u anywhrre a market is nearby. The sturborness amidst complains and hisses by the follow follow man drives me nuts

tpia6:
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ok lets bring it out to the open. What is ur problem. U calling me a terrorist by implication is out of line. If the topic has no relation to ur life experience. Please close eye waka pass. For peace sake. Happy weekend

Kanwulia:
I really would love LEAVE HER AZZZZZE DIA for real!

my dear. Well with the way my eyes turned red and my grumblings with hissing next time she calls me eddy my darling son I will smell a scam and flee from all possibilities of saying "but mummy how can u claim to be looking for fish to buy when we have passed over ten fish sellers begging u plus u are even ignoring my tantrums. Or Shey their fish na chinko ? "

tpia6:
What kind of thread is this?

What's its purpose?

You must analyze and comment about every single facet of a human existence and nitpick every thing even taking a dump in the toilet?

pls accept my apolgies I am currently monitoring news blogs so the moment news worthy of u and ur attention becomes available so I open a thread for ur enjoyment am sure a bomb blast, accident , or rape case will please u and prove thread worthy.

alutacontinua:
I roam the market 3 times.
1st round-to scan through and note the cheapest points.
2nd round-to actually start buying
3rd round-to round up and still be sure there are no cheaper options in case of next time

mummy is this u giving explanation or is this really alutacontinua A MAN

alutacontinua:
I roam the market 3 times.
1st round-to scan through and note the cheapest points.
2nd round-to actually start buying
3rd round-to round up and still be sure there are no cheaper options in case of next time

mummy is this u giving explanation or is this really alutacontinua A MAN How did u acquire such patience bros

Mrval20:
I followed an aunt to the market when I was much younger and this is her shopping routine - she walks 50km to by salt from her 'customer' and another 70km to buy seasoning from another 'customer'. That's how she roams the whole market in the name of buying from her long term 'customers'.
I guess all women have their own shopping idiosyncrasies.

your aunt and my mum must be from the same village. Women sef

Women come in all shapes and sizes with distinct differences in thier personalities. But they tend to really have similarites that can leave one baffled. If you think hell and frustration starts when u die then think again cos u havent followed my mum to the market. You will likely come home in tears as the price haggling and market roaming just to find where pepper is sold N5 less is soul punishment. Abeg country people is this peculiar in my mum and recently sisters and gf or u experienced such too?

Kachisbarbie:
You know you 'ripped-off' Aunty-Tiwa of the 1st position#JustKidding#

____anyway I think it's quite preposterous that you would opine such a list and include ^{Tiwa/DENRELE/CHARLEYBOY/COSSY/PRINCE/Rukky/Emeka.Ike/ Halima etc}(take note of the names in CAPS) in the same set of Worst dressed - thereby subjecting the rest to such 'abaissement'

@Tiwa : you see what you have cause? Now lalasticlala, group you together with Denrele and co (people that their brains are kinda under construction)

@Rukky 'Sandals' : It's not by wearing Gucci this and Gucci that o

______that Prince Uzoegwu...hmm, the devil in collaboration with your enemies are dancing 'sekem' on your matter

@ Mbong Amata : her bo*bs though : they look detachable

i have never read a post that made me laugh so hard. Espcially the sekem dancers

bushdoc9919:
Before you send me to the stake consider this

1.Our refineries are not operating at full capacity

2.Even if they were operating at full capacity...we still have to import to make up the projected shortfall in domestic production (and recall that oil prices are very high....and are set to rise up).

3,And we are paying subsidy money, on top of the billions spent on importation(and some oil subsidies are being paid to importers)

4.And we are not producing enough fuel....we produce far less than the UAE and even Saudi.

That is the problem....ultimately the oil money is not enough and the subsidy money needs to be spent on industrial support infrastructure...so that we can get off oil.

Oil is a curse.

everything you have said is true my brother. but whose responsibility is it to ensure the enumerated are achieved. i believe the government. please Google the cost of building a new refinery and you will realize that the money expended on subsidy payments can be used to fill our bushes with thousands of refineries. the earlier price was 65N then it was hiked to 97N after protests. it was adjudged that with subsidy removed completely we will pay about 130N per liter. therefore the 97N being paid technically reduces the government payment by 32N per liter paid subsidy allowing them pay about 35N per liter imported products to marketers. if 1trillion was paid when full subsidy was in force, how come that now half subsidy is applied we still pay the same amount or even more to the marketers. has the demand soared to have resulted in such? what growth indices can be attributed to the facts or claims that the power and fuel demands of Nigerians have suddenly increased to justify those figures? the 32N added to the earlier 65N per liter is what a right thinking government should use to plan a subsidy eradication plan that will ensure that after a suitable period with investment of such monies to boost local production by government and private stakeholders the subsidy paid on imported fuel will reduce as imports reduce due to local supply. thus we have created jobs in the sector, achieved some development due to the existence of support facilities to the refineries such as an efficient piping and railway systems etc. strategy is the method no brute force. the government of Nigeria since ages is filled with crooks and frauds. please let us not give more room for them to get money to embezzle. that money is our money. i repeat our money. we all Nigerians. we build our houses, dig our boreholes, buy and maintain our cars as there arent any good transport system etc. please what is the government now doing for you and i except publish growth indices of the economy despite high poverty levels, unemployment, deplorable infrastructure. i rest my pen

4Play:
Thank God there are still some intelligent people left in Nigeria. Next to corruption, nothing is as wasteful and harmful as the subsidy programme.

,clearly u and that other commenter should be rounded up and burned at stake for not having the wisdom to know that to whom much is given much is expected. Educate urself and them politicians on strategic planning and management and u will realise u shouldnt wipe ur ass before using the toilet. The discourse on whether subsidy should go can only take place after planning on how the removal wont make life difficult for the masses. U must be self sufficient by some degree which are local refineries which must be built and run. When this is done automatically the quantity imported will drop over a period as also the cost of subsidy payments. The period it takes for local production to meey demand is the time taken to remove the subsidy not with filmsy reasons but because its no longer required. The advantage is that the cost will be on a downward trend till its stoppage. Question one . Since halfing the subsidy payments what strides have been acheived towards local production. How come the demand hasnt changed by more than 10% but we still pay the same or even higher subsidy payments as thougj its a full subsidy plan. I suggest u all tell urselves the truth and stop being partisan. The political class are a bunch of clueless theives

Simply because u were opportuned to act a fantasy movie u automatically assume to know it all. Redefine life as we know it. Good seeds reap fruit abundantly so far as feminism has failed in all nations as mentioned its a bad seed. Good women please ignore and discard

My dear op. In life. We have theory and practise. Theoretically your on point but practically .its a no no. the unexplained concept of love , availabilty, time and chance produces most marriage unions not optimal mates. If u old enough or with good experience you would have noticed that many choices,you made thinking would give u optimal satisfaction always failed to live up. Similar to beautiful magazine pictures of tasteless food intended to decieve the gullible. Look at the mirror and u will see a person that can be accepted,ignored or rejected by anyone whose opinion is thus sought. The same ideology applies to everybody so I guess we just a bunch of imperfect peeps trying to get along. Take any man u attracted to and regard him a ground to sow your seeds for a good marriage. Its left for u to pray he is a fertile ground nor havent been sown and ripped by past unfortinate experiences. Search and u will find

argon500: I dated a guy a few years ago, at first he appeared funny, charming and friendly. He kept that charade on for awhile until we decided we'd move to his family's house and live together. As soon as that happened, his controlling psychotic self came out. I wasn't allowed to have any friends or even go back home to see my family/friends. I actually had to sneak away while he was still at work to do that. I was naive and just put up with it.... One night we went out drinking to the bar and we got into a fight so bad he was screaming at me, so bad that some other guys in the bar got security to kick him out. I decided I was still going to stay and try enjoy the rest of the night. In any case I get home and all of my belongings are on the lawn and it's raining... I try to go in and start bringing in my things and he starts throwing me around outside. I start running and he actually gets in his car and TRIES TO HIT ME WITH IT! Complete psycho... I dated that?!?!

typical. I love the way women always play their life stories using the I was a victim button. Oh wat a devil of a man. Op hope u happy

Bonaguy: [img]http://1.bp..com/-3q529Al4r5k/VBvjFgThacI/AAAAAAAAbRg/i4lubfzaUwY/s280/2_3_edit-748293.jpg[/img]

Late Goldie's best friend, Denrele Edun in a recent interview with Sahara TV said that he kept seeing Goldie in his dreams and she always says he know who killed her...

"I kept seeing her in my dreams and she keeps telling me you know who killed me and you are not doing anything about it. I'm not kidding. You know these things, we don't actually believe in (the) Supernatural. I have a friend who can bear me witness to that. And then I have to call my mom who prayed.." he said

http://www.gistmetro.com/2014/09/goldie-keeps-telling-me-that-i-know-who.html

finally Mr queer. your gbana and ganja have come home to roost. oya pull cloth run for main load

I guess u should use this opportunity to teach her say cunny man die cunny man bury am.

kilokeys: by fat.. i am nt saying grossly obese

by skinny i do not mean anorexic

being muscular is out of the question. .


its strictly between the skinnies and the chubbies


which is better as a mate?

I believe they prefer them figure eight. with a big bulge on the trousers. whether a bulge of phallus or bulge of wallet

IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we?

liar liar pants on fire

ok. now where do I stick it during a humba session. same old hole? despite the money spent there was no additional specification that met my concerns? ask for refund. you were robbed

ok. sorry for the mix up pastor. though I wonder the state of origins of the magas who attend your church. the women from such places must be sugarmummies and actresses

oh what a beautiful resort. though wait till u notice that the pit toilet has been quarantined due to overdeposition and the drain hole in the bathroom starts appearing to some people as the pit toilet. then holla me so I can say sorry

let us pray. all demons of adultery and unattentiveness to husband duties in his phallus. I bind and cast to boko members. amen. try again this night likely there will be network for your downloading and uploading

hmmmm. true love in Tokyo. bright side though u had three dates, picnicking, adventure walking through grand canyon and lastly swimming. I think she had a nice time.

Mynd44: Will her returning change anything? You guys make it seem like her presence there will mean the kids will have a better life...if she gets out and makes something of herself, she can come for them

how old are u brother? well its unfortunate it happened. wife and gf no be the same. you can't just walk away. marriage is like an investment which u stick to in order to reap it's dividends. they will settle hopefully the man will become more matured and treat his wife with more respect. marriage no easy

a nation whose philosophy embraces mediocrity. where the middle class is non existent and whose middle class should comprise of mainly the educated you would blame people who have two choices to make. which is wealth and poverty. to pull advertising is the. major reason companies sponsor baseless endeavour at the expense of academic platforms. we are plainly blind and visionless

put your head down and carry ur legs up. dats how. but seriously no sex? I like guys like u. oh ye carwasher. u wash and pamper the car while we drive it. silly buffoon.

this lady Tonto disgusts me. maybe cos am Ibo man and have seen better not a celebrity human scum/thrash. hi freda