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Chubhie:
You worry yourself and needs to accept your world as given. It is natural you walk into some gathering and seems the odd one out.

You will need to work on your ability to connect with total strangers. It could start from a warm handshake, a smile and compliment.

Any of your male colleague could serve as best man. You already have a given in the people that see you as a darling in your workp
lace. Use them and expand your network. Be genuinely interested in them beyond the workplace,hang out with them and like what they like and met their friends and friends friend.

Imagine walking into a bar and buying drinks for most people you met there? Or buying some weed smokers the best weeds? These simple gestures will buy you a shitt load of friends.

You can elect to do a wedding with just family and friends available. It is not necessary a crowd must be invited.

innervoice:
Why is it not enough?

Chubhie:
Are you sure you are ready for the drama and treachery of the human mind in large numbers?

From experience, research and business dealings with human beings, I'm always stunned at how deceptive humans can be.

You don't need everyone's approval all you need is just a few with shared interests. Quality not quantity should be your watchword.

Sometimes, when I've got some free time I go and sit in some place with high human traffic and just observe humans in amazement.

Try and make yourself a person of value so the few right ones you select are kept based on mutual respect or you can learn all the tricks of deception and treachery and join a crazy world.

Chubhie:
Are you sure you are ready for the drama and treachery of the human mind in large numbers?
From experience, research and business dealings with human beings, I'm always stunned at how deceptive humans can be.
You don't need everyone's approval all you need is just a few with shared interests. Quality not quantity should be your watchword.
Sometimes, when I've got some free time I go and sit in some place with high human traffic and just observe humans in amazement.
Try and make yourself a person of value so the few right ones you select are kept based on mutual respect or you can learn all the tricks of deception and treachery and join a crazy world.

GodnGold:
Eddy gourd, why do you write so well?I was just about following you until I realised you have only FEMALE followers.why is that?sorry am derailing...just curious.

damiloladuke:
Kid? At 29? you are mentally deranged.

damiloladuke:
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Omotayor123:
oh, now I get.

Better to marry a reliable And trustworthy person.
Plus, don't go snatching babes from dudes as it my result to this.

My humble advice

Omotayor123:
What makes you think we have met

Omotayor123:
Wonders.... see wickedness oooo..


The wife get liver sha.


Now I don't blame the man who said he will always carry out a DNA test after the birth of each of his children.

chival:
@eddy, move if you can afford to. I can even manage chicken small, but turkey? The yeye thing will now puff out all its feathers and come charging with that ugly head. Black ones are especially mean. Save up and leave to avoid further embarrassment.

MarryMeee:
I hope some 70year old men somewhere is busy spreading your future wives yansh right now! A disgrace like you is your perfect match

When wise men are investing their 10k on a house. Foolish men are spending it on 5mins of fun, come 50yrs old you will still be answering to your landlord.

blank:
More low esteem guys coming out.

blank:
All these low esteem men. Why should you resign when he is not as rich as Dangote? Can his salary pay for you to travel the world and just lounge? Even Dj Cuppy whose father is a billionaire is still hustling to make a career. When his BP starts to to rise when he cannot keep up with the bills, guess who will be at the receiving end of punches?

I won't even listen to such crap. My husband knows better than to bring such near me. He needs to work on himself and stop sleeping with all those marketers that throng his side. Maybe that is why he is having money issues.

tombravo:
i stopped being afraid of chickens at age 6.
here's a practical way to get over it. "kill a chicken by ursef"

chival:
Ha! I am extremely afraid of turkeys O. There was a hostel back in school that had about six or seven of the measly things roaming free. I stopped visiting my friend who was living there.

Even now I am still afraid of tolotolo and hens with chicks. I understand how the OP feels perfectly!

Meanwhile, one word of advice for you. Since you are afraid of millipedes, please do not ever dare visit Akwa Ibom state.

chival:
Ha! I am extremely afraid of turkeys O. There was a hostel back in school that had about six or seven of the measly things roaming free. I stopped visiting my friend who was living there.

Even now I am still afraid of tolotolo and hens with chicks. I understand how the OP feels perfectly!

Meanwhile, one word of advice for you. Since you are afraid of millipedes, please do not ever dare visit Akwa Ibom state.

MARKone:
Tolotolo and Turkey is the same ^^^

Op, I feel you, but at 33yrs of Age, you should have overgrown the fear. They really freaked me out when I was still little, my grandfather kept them as 'Watch birds', those two were terrorist back then. Even now, am still careful with them, when I see one with fluffed feathers, I just swerve no time to start fighting with a bird, ndo. Brother I swear to God who made me I tried not to run. I told myself am a man and will prove it. It was surprising to me too when I felt a rush of breeze and water on my face with the realisation my legs and eyes have failed me by crying and picking race respectively the moment that damn bird went airborne with intent to bokoharam me. Truth is that If I had stayed my spirit would have ran out of my body leaving the body to prove his so called manhood. I tried to be a man but failed bro

ireneidiva:
I thought I was the only one. Lizards and domestic birds scare me to death.

hahn:
Did you take a pic of the bird chasing you? That will really help your case in court

Smhart1:
I can never be shy of mine because everyone close to me know

Smhart1:
God forbid, hardly can you see me going out during raining season, I forfeited 20marks when I was in my 100level because I can't stand the sight...... you don't want to imagine how much I hate that thing.

b3llo:
hahaha... Really funny but pitiful. Op, I understand your pain. There was a certain time last year when I was chased by a full grown Turkey, in the process of running I hit a stone n cracked my toe nail. I was laughing because we were 2 chased by it, I got enraged and confronted the bird. The turkey, ran into hiding. The annoying thing was that, the person we visited was laughing real hard and told me not to kill their bird...

b3llo:
hahaha... Really funny but pitiful. Op, I understand your pain. There was a certain time last year when I was chased by a full grown Turkey, in the process of running I hit a stone n cracked my toe nail. I was laughing because we were 2 chased by it, I got enraged and confronted the bird. The turkey, ran into hiding. The annoying thing was that, the person we visited was laughing real hard and told me not to kill their bird...

Smhart1:
Yours is better you can't imagine the kind of phobia I have for worms and maggots

tmanis:
hahahaha.. it's too early to be laughing like this Mr op

Sijo01:

Its funny, the type of things people have phobia for, but i never thought people can have phobia for tolotolo or any feathered animal.
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yours truly cannot stand the sight of millipede; physically or even on pictures

misterchris:
Be stoning them