₦airaland Forum

freecocoa:
Learn to look beyond your nose,its a world with billions of people, how you expect everyone to see "wrong" with your eyes begs the question, how ignorant are you?

too bad it's ur perspective though Wat hurts it's the mirage of intelligence and perceived sound judgement u assume to display towards the issue. Maybe something in your upbringing made it OK for ur family member to excuse u while u were snagged and contended with ur smell afterwards. For we normal folk not be clouded by some sense of higher calling simply because of mental slavery to the ideology and idiosyncrasies of the white man, we call such behaviour abnormal and inappropriate. Through talking to u though since I know u have a fundamental issue that's be clouding ur good judgement. Happy weekend

VintageCocktail:
Weird!!!!! Very weird. I May not be wrong to think there is a form incestous relationship between your friend and the sister.

thank you bro. Please educate freecocoa as she is annoying me

thorpido:
Something is wrong with the guy and you should start to keep him at arm's length.
If I may ask Op,do you have a younger sister?Better hide her from the friends you keep.

brother u on point. Though I will commit murder if he thinks let alone to talk to my sister.

freecocoa:
You are the one with a very twisted mind as far as I'm concerned.

I get that it's awkward knowing your friend's shagging your sister but there's nothing perverted in being okay with that, if the young man who I believe is an adult is okay with his sister(who I hope is of age too)having sex with his friend, then let them be, unless his sister is a kid, in which case, I'll take it to be that,your friend's being blackmailed into keep shut about the whole thing.

There's nothing abhorring about homosexuality, don't try to shove your morality down people's throats.

wow. The world has really gone to the dogs. Homosexuality is wrong stop getting it twisted, that I belief people should have freedom of expression does not change that it's fundamentally unnatural. If u gay good for u, keep it closeted but don't get it twisted that it's normal simply because u do it

UnknownT:
Maybe he sold her for some wraps of SK since you said they are smoke buddies

funny u. But to say the truth that nigger fit sell him mama if good money is offered

yungbillionaire:
His sister is for everyone and belongs to no one....DAT ur friend T.B Joshua and mountain of fire to deliver him for such despicable act.

thank God other men like m know this act is despicable.

freecocoa:
I'm still searching for the inbreeding in the story.

How does knowing one's younger sister is sexually active lead to homosexuality?

I never said it would lead to homosexuality but that there are acts more abhoring than homosexuality. Plus the inbreeding is cos I express shock he is able to stay in a room that smells of his sister's inners and wasn't repulsed by that. Could it be he is used to it?

Happy democracy day all. Though I didn't vote. I and my close padi are at loggerheads because I accused him of incest. Now we are close in fact best buds but there is this other guy who comes around, I don't relate much with him cos we have no shared values. His closeness with my buddy is cos they smoke together and I don't smoke. The issue now is that this dude broke the guy code by dating the younger sister to my buddy, after all quarrelling I even put mouth join the matter to bring peace since the lady was willing to tango. It shocked me the first time when I dropped by my Friend's place and met him outside, it became obvious his room was busy, guy make we enter so I thrash u in pes, he refused say make dem finish, the thought of entered an after sex room with strangers repulsed me but hey who be Saint, minutes passed and lol and behold that guy came out with his sister and the buffoon of a brother asked us to enter, I was speechless, can a brother leave his room so another dude can hammer his younger sister? In fact while I entered to take my charger I forgot the room smelt of pussy and the dude was comfortable sitting begging me to pick up the pad. Na so I tear for am, we argued abused I called him a weirdo and he said am unreasonable, please judge this matter as I believe with such deviant behaviour homosexuality na small thing

6ty6ix:
God made man, man made money, money make
mama mary marry mad man

oh my days. Where u get such rhyme. My weekend has been uplifted

I am a Christian not a born again I know. I don't gossip, covet my neighbour's wife, kill or steal. asides the occasional fornication and orijin I should make at least purgatory (if true). Why exactly the hosts of angels in heaven and demons in hell decided to make me sleep off till past nine in the am still baffles me. Sharp sharp I rub and shine, brush my mouth put on my coat and hurry off to my jalopy. 20 precious minutes gone with abuses, kicks, battery head check, pushing and swearing I gave up cos the car swore today must be it's day off. I leaped out of the gate and there he was. Beckoning on me, kai brada, where I dey go. Cough cough. Na pipty Naira cough cough, walahi puel Don cost cough cough, all the while I shrieked in disgust with the phlegm he kept spitting out. Tuberculosis and ebola can't be far from that man I thought anyway my phone has been ringing and I had told them earlier (I don dey near o) when I woke up. Anyho the journey began, I remembered I haven't said my morning prayers or sang to the Lord. Then I started singing . So melodiously. Cough cough, my brain no code, cough cough again, and then as I was rendering the chorus I tasted it, a salty lump passed through my mouth into my throat. Jesus, aboki spit inside my mouth, and I swallowed with a sonorous mma mma eh, rendition. Oh I collapsed. We tumbled, I screamed for my mother, I ate sand, I punched my stomach willing myself to vomit, people begged me I wept I cried, I chased the aboki to kill him and realised I must have ebola thanks to the worms digesting the disease lump. Wat did I do wrong, chinwe y did u pass the night, when u said oh God am coming jesus thought u meant it and punished me for closing ur mouth so my neighbours won't hail me as the exorcist. Am really sad, weeping and miserable. Abokina walahi I killed me

Posts like this reminds me of two things. One is that this world has lost all known values created over generations and warfare. Women now asking questions and making demands while expecting the status quo. If it should not be a big deal to the man y u spoiling the fun by ur name inclusion making it a big deal. Secondly stop searching for people who might complement ur beliefs. Rather find out all u believe and search for somebody who believes the same load of crap. Happy married life

Sorry to say this but the op is very dull. U talk about comparative advantage without indicating and arguing out what makes any situation or business perspective disadvantageous to Nigeria. To have a comparative advantage in any sector is purely dependent on good policy governance and policy implementation. The countries u mentioned how did they achieve advantages except through what I listed above. Let's stop telling stories and giving excuses for our failures as leaders and followers in managing our resources and Turning them into dividends for the benefit of the average Nigerian. Any theory can be proven to be true as u just did beautifully. But not all theories are true nor validatable. Cheers

nissparts:
Hi, that's my only line and I've been getting calls on it.
What's your number?

please are u a Nissan mechanic. Or do u know a good one as it appears there are no decent mechanics at ife where I am located. My 1999 altima is giving me hell. The engine and gear are new and don't really give me issues. But the legs, brakes everything else is really wrong with car. The alignment is never OK. The fan runs without stopping. I need to know the oil for engine and gear. Can't say Wat I have been running it on so people don't laugh at me

barcanista:
Is that why Buharists have been trekking from Lagos to Abuja?

this fella right here is an example of everything that is wrong with the black man. He can trade his mother for shillings and have no conscience to feel shame or remorse

barcanista:
Is that why Buharists have been trekking from Lagos to Abuja?

this fella right here is an example of everything that is wrong with the black man. He can trade his mother for shillings

One of the best threads I have actually read through. It's not judgemental, it appreciates and understands our reasons for soaping up the rod. But it tells the truth undiluted. Thanks op. Follow that regimen described and man up. The end result promised will be observed. Cheers

vheMa:
Am not in good mood right now,there's this guy toasting me and I'd told him severally that I can't date him. But he still normally come to my house to tell me the same story(gosh). On this fateful day I sent my younger sis on an errand,so she(sis) left the gate opened.
I was about talking my bath,I was still in my room(naked) "since am the only at home" suddenly the guy walked into my room. Then I was like "what the hell are u doin here" "gosh" "what". I was angry. To my surprise the guy didn't go out immediately he saw me,or apologize,he stood there,then I pronto grabbed my towel and chase him away,telling him not to call,msg,flash or come here again. Off he went without looking back,when I was expecting a sorry from him.
Please what should I do about this guy?
What made him stand so long without apologizing?
What should I do

eh ya. Wat a pity to that dude. He was transfixed by the cellulite that mapped ur body especially since he was somewhere in that map called the friend zone. How could he apologise when pitying his sorry choices. Next time though twerk for the nigger

Kentrasso:
Ahn. Please oooo.
One recycle is enough for a lifetime

thank u dear. Inside that head with a pretty face is a good brain. One recycle is really enough for a lifetime

I have many experiences, though I will start with my hilarious and unforgettable experience guava hunting 20years ago in my wicked neighbour's compound. Please could a man have ripe fruits on the tree and neither will he nor his family pluck them. I decided to do my God given duty of possessing the earth which he told adam to relay to we all. On that sunday morning, haven checked properly that my neighbours were in church. I scaled the fence and made my way to the backyard with intentions of having a guava deseert apetitee from the tree. I had barely started my onslaught when movements on the ground called my attention. There it was. My sunday nightmare. Never knew the bassey's kept a dog talkless of a the lion clone I was looking at. I felt a trickle of urine as I whimpered. The animal looked at me and proceeded to sit down under the tree. I started planning my escape route as I knew any unplanned landing will be synomymous with a crash landing as I would be torn to shreds thanks to how many times I saw that dog lick his lips while staring at me. While I comptemplated my ordeal I met the real shocker. Here comes mr bassey with a two pronged koboko and a plastic chair. How could I have miscalculated that this wicked man didnt go to church with his family. To make matters worse he came under the tree and greeted me and said I should well done o. Then did my weeping and wailing start. I tried to attach the guavas in my pocket back to the tree but for where. I envied the birds who could fly away. Mr bassey sat down with the koboko to the right while the dog waited on the left. And he said whenever I have had my fill of my fathers guava tree that I should come down o. I cant finish this story as am in tears when I remember my feeling of a bush meat being hunted. I never ate guava again till date. Brb sobs

futurepresident:
Mr. Man,were r d likes of. Jonny bravo,3 powerpuff girls,the mask,ed edd and eddy...etc

bro nathing hurt my guy pride more than the realisation that johnny bravo died as a virgin. I sharp sharp quit gyming

futurepresident:
Mr. Man,were r d likes of. Jonny bravo,3 powerpuff girls,the mask,ed edd and eddy...etc

bro nathing hurt my guy pride more than the realisation that johnny bravo died a virgin

evegran:
Thank you Eddy, have a lovely weekend.

and u too dear.cheerioooooo

Benwems:
Hi mates, I have been dating her for more than a year now. Each time my GF sees her male friend she would leave me and start gisting with him. She would not stop gisting with them until I tell her I would like to leave or draw her attention and this get her angry. I usually intrude or interrupt her discussion with her male friends after 10-15 mins. Plus she does not bother introducing me to the male friend. She says that she does not see anything wrong with what she is doing and that am just been childish. She said I should grow up because of this issue. Please nairalanders, what are your opinion to this issue?

brah pls change the 'my girlfriend' in the title to 'our girlfriend' una plenty get am.

evegran:
What does something mean? You"re concluding my actions made him a jerk ? Don't be silly. It was just fun. Ah I suddenly forgot how we Nigerians see things.
Do I give a Bleep what anybody thinks? NOPE

please dear dont respond to hypocrites and judgemental buffons. Nice relay of ur experience. Cheers

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bennyrazz:
there can only be one true God and there can be plenty gods. Next time kindly use "gods" instead of the former.

I used gods oh really surprised to see wat am seeing

How do I begin to recount my phobia for eating in public restaurants. Monday morning with tedious works and waka about wats abroda gat to do. Even as I ordered that double plate of hot eba and uha soup which I washed down with a bottle of trophy something told me dat the worms who have made my stomach their hometown/LGA were planning a riot. The clouds suddenly got darker indicating rainfall in the offing. I quickly entered the next bus on my way to a neighbouring town as requested or ordered from the fat Bleep I call my boss. No sooner had I entered the bus did four pretty female corpers join me. Surprisingly the devils really meant me today as these ladies found in me good company which I found surprising thanks to my rambo face. The rains continued to pour and the chatting and lying through our teeths progressed nicely till it all happened. Lighting struck in my stomach and I knew a decent rendering of accompanying thunder wasr inevitable. The yeye driver didnt have the decency to even put on any music that would have muffled any sound that could have emanated from yours faithful. Still thinking on how to manage the situation did I realise the intentions of the gods. RUNNY STOMACH. Chai. I stopped chatting. I sang worship songs, I scrolled for verses on the bible app on my pad, I swore to deal with my enemies, I promised God I will leave my gf and never fornicate again if only he could take this cup away from me. I saw a wine cork and I nursed the visionary idea of using it to manually block my orfice of impending shame till I arrived my destination. Finally I saw myself squatted in the heavy rain by the road side doing my business while being looked at by other road users and co passegers as a leper. I wonder where I will find a wife cos those corpers couldnt even help me with tissue. What a beautiful hankercheif gone to waste. If u see a picture of a nice now Godly and humble man under such circumstances described earlier please fight and defend my honour. People with experience do share so I dont feel like an island. Cheers

freshdude2:
You see yoursef. Forming wan wound you. But it's not really the language, it's the attitude. You can still phoneticise and get good bargains. I served in Ebonyi state and the language wasn't a barrier. Even females envied my shopping skills it became embarrassing, they started calling me Nnewi man while stylishly asking when I'd go to the market again.

My grandmum had a provision store and it was a large family so you can imagine what shopping would have been like. Hell. However, the promise of steaming hot Iyana-Isolo puff puff was enough to make me want to go through hell voluntarily and she could haggle. Many times I was scared for our safety, even that young I knew her tactics were infuriating. They argue for minutes on one price and soon as the seller agreed she'd promptly ask for a lower price. I truly felt we would be beaten one day . The only thing I don't buy is beef because I don't eat it. But don't mess with my ogufe-haggling game.

PS: stick to your phoneh but embrace the attitude.

my point exactly abeg our women how would u haggle till the seller agrees a your price only for her to get nylon to package the item and u call a lower price and the haggling starts again. Its always at this point that I swear to all the gods I remember that mum I will never ever escort u again. NEVER. All finally na wash

aisha2:
When I go to the market I spend less than an hour.
Before I go, I call Ugu woman "Madam cut ugu, water leave and oziza for me. Put yelloe pepper, pepper soup flavor and scent leave"

I call meat man "oga I want cow leg, clean am cut am, then intestine 2 kilos"

I call chicken man " Oga, One local chicken 1 layer, I agric"

I call provision man "Oga arrange so and so for me"

I call tomato seller "Oga put tomato, pepper and onions, grind so and so quantity, pack the rest"

Fresh fish guy " Two kilos, I want big fish oh"

I go to the market, pick up and leave. Chikenan

and when ur through from all that u have never fainted? Babe please say the truth so my respect and praise will be deserved? By the way when did u notice this ailnment dear

Ishilove:
Please just ignore anyone who tries to provoke you. All they do is go around posting negative comments on threads that other people are enjoying. Just ignore completely because they derive pleasure putting people down, so don't fall for it.

ok o. Though its baffling how unhappy people really are. I will ignore it cos I dont even know if its a he or her. So I say. I will ignore the IT

KingTom:
My mother is a pricing guru. We went to the market once in the late 90's to buy a 6 CD and when we got there she heard it was 20,000 she roamed round the market and we still heard the same thing! Finally she came back and asked the woman for her last price the lady said 18,000 and finally I don't know how o mumcy bought that thing for 5,000 the shop owner was even crying that she had not sold it since she bought it. The woman sabi price die!
#I love my mum.

thumbs up to her bro na real champion. But how could u endure while the haggling went on