₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
Na una bad pass jare. We just learning

so u telling me a man has been dat callous to you before? People bad oh

babygirlfl:
op should be a comedian.

if you see my stone face, you will change story dear, if I became a comedian I will need to point a gun at people to laugh at my jokes

cococandy:
I really laughed out loud.

Innocent girl. Why must he say what he's not sure of.

you women fit kill person, anyway we all bad people

crackhaus:
Bro if she's on cloud nine and the thing dey enter the deepest part of her brain, she won't want to stop or bother about answering that call.

bros please send your soon to be ex gf to my house, just a night industrial attachment, let's see how awesome u look afterwards

Kimoni:
God bless you. Pls tell them ooo, esp this OP making mouth everywhere

jesus, imagine the challenge, babe your challenge is accepted (barney stinson's voice)

Enoquin:
Depends on if you believe in God or not. If you do, you know the answer to that

hmmmmm, anyway since I didn't die over night, GOD loves me and has faith in me,

Enoquin:
God help this generation

are u saying God saw me yester night

SUGARBEE:
Lol I love your kind of guy... Good but bad...

nice, this pretty lady has insulted and praised me in the same sentence, do I like or admire her, hmmmmm, both are good things, am goody-bad

Kimoni:
I am laughing even though it's not funny but hope you already know that girl is your future wife's twin sister?

You cannot sow yam and harvest cassava oo Mbanu!

haaa
Nne mbakwa, how can, for what kwanu, she a nice girl oh, but to be so cold hearted even in the face of a crime, she must be a robot, good God, I don knack robot

thorpido:
You had to put this in family section.Take it to romance or sexuality.

it's sexually themed but it's talking about something else, excuse the vulgarity but I was passing my view with a sexual example, no vex u hear

I realised I don't like the Company of men especially when it's too close, a very long time ago maybe cos of my womanising ways or cos of my distaste for gayism or whatever of the sort, since majority of my little friend circle are ladies and am kinda fun it's not uncommon that these friendships become the friends with benefit thingy even though they have their boyfriends oh, well I am not complaining as I prefer such arrangement sef to actually dating, something happened last night that made me add more realisations to the fact I know that women and men are bad people, and that is female hypocrisy, haba nyanriya, how could we be together doing that thing we do when nobody is looking (except God of course) , I was proving my manhood when suddenly her phone rang, this naughty girl insisted on picking it, lol and behold it was her bf, I slowed paced initially but picked up since she stupidly decided to pick the call at such a wrong time, I think the man at the other end must be a sharp guy and observed her uneasiness during the convo, and he got annoyed, she pushed me away without finishing (can you imagine) so as to quarrell properly with the man who was asking her uncomfortable questions and saying things he not sure of, I waited, still naked with hopes to resume duty when the ramblings are over, only for the girl to drop the call and shock me to my marrows, she sat down on the bed and said eddygourdo "why are you men so untrusting, why should my boyfriend even think to accuse me of cheating on him? Why do u men say things you aren't sure of? Why are Nigerian men bush men" I stared at myself and her to ensure we still naked and pinched myself to ensure it wasn't a dream, I thought to myself my response today will determine my future visa to the ponmo, i looked back at her and realised she truly wanted an answer, I gently stood up, looked her in the eyes like any decent man with good upbringing will do and I told her the gospel truth, " baby men are wicked, assuming, untrusting and primitive" afterwards I switched off the light, locked the door and increased the volume of the music from the theatre, GOD PUNISH INTEGRITY

pasol4real:
Who is dis one claiming to be igbo n yet questions our achievements in Nigeria. oh politics is now the measure for bin great n superior.
So the whites of south Africa ,dat controls the economy are far richer ,more sophisticated, more successful n what hav u shud feel inferior just because they do not hav political power?
Menh I dare say u are not igbo but a typical " ofenmanu"
No more no less.

I am as IBo as u can find it. Onye Yoruba ne be kwanu nwana, your biafra will fail and most ibos aren't part of that nonsense, let me ask u Which regions make up biafra, please don't include the south south oh am sure when succession comes even the south south won't be a single nation talk less of merging with an almost landlocked south East, nation building is politics and if our tribe are monumental failures politically what makes u think biafra if true can be governed better than Nigeria, asides the strides in anambra and imo by some governors of recent, please show me an example of an IBo man ruling properly, every people have their areas of comparative advantage and we should stick to that irrespective of the nation u belong to, a crime was committed against the ibos during the war but that is long gone as most of ur mothers weren't even born then, let's get over that like we did after the war and show them our survival in Nigeria

emmchi:
you were very generous to give them a ride,but overreacted by dumping them in such an isolated area.

shey?

ArodewilliamsT:
Madam, bother not, the zoo is going down. We Biafrans thank Chukwu Abiama for extremists like Buhari and Junaid Moh'd. It helps our cause a lot. Extremism shall meet extremism. The one with animal intellect will bow to the one with Superior intellect. Zoogeria is gone, it CAN NOT BE REDEEMED. The coming months will be very interesting. I reserve my pity for Igbos who still believe in the ZOO.

I am an igbo man and whenever I read a display of idiocy like this I don't blame the other tribes who regard us poorly or call us chest beaters, while in the zoo what are your achievements as a superior tribe, what are your plans for governance , delivery and sustainable development in biafra if it comes to fruition, who have u convinced of the cause, faceless people on Facebook or the traders whose fortunes are dependent on other regions for trade and investment. A new nation involves a methodological approach for sustenance and survival and all I read online are boasts, bad words and chest beating. As an igbo man I know we are great and superior but if u can't prove that politically, developmentally and in other facets except through war to the Nigeria you call a zoo how can you prove that to the current zoo of undevelopment and lack of sustainable resources you call biafra. The wrestling match is fought and won in the ring, only cowards run, let's stay in this ring (nigeria) and put our money where our mouth is, thereafter we abandon them to our biafra

Yes I am sulking from my job loss, yes I am angry at certain things not going right but these were not subjective factors to my behaviour, my former employer requested an audience with me with regards a recall though knowing I won't accept that I still travelled down from Lagos so I could use style job hunt a bit with contacts I have there, coupled with the travelling and a reject email I read while with a friend in a nearby town I was in a terrible mood coupled with me haven not eaten all day. I arrived town very late and was speeding to reach home when I noticed some people begging for a lift, if u conversant with OAU Ile ife u will know it's the norm over there, to be my neighbours keeper I stopped and carried them, three at the back and one in front, with full AC and music blaring I drove on with my mind wandering at my predicaments suddenly it hit me, the worst smell of my life, my nostrils were set on fire by a pungent odour. I thought it was the normal type that would fade away but Good God, this was premium quality pollute, my eyes were watering I couldn't see properly, I looked around my car hoping to identify the culprit, everybody just lock up, the AC made matters worse that it appeared the smell will never stop or others were using the opportunity to release their own stored gas, then I realised this is a plot by the devil and his agents whom I gave a lift, to kill me via accident or fumigation, I stopped the car and in anger ordered everybody out, they pleaded that this was a forest but I was adamant, I threw their belongings down and drove off, now today is Sunday and I couldn't receive holy communion cos of guilty conscience, I think I did wrong cos am sure 3 out of the four was innocent, where I dropped them to get a lift or help was impossible and likely na trekking things they did and to make matters worse even as I drove off, na me smell the rest of that mess alone as it refused to stop. I didn't take that car to church cos of the smell I need to go check it to make sure someone didn't shit inside and I thought it was a fart. Happy Sunday everyone

softapples:
bro take it easy na

no vex. If she likes the moves more grease to ur elbows though it makes more sense if u tell her that personally like through a pm. Happy weekend

KashyBaby:
Hahhahahaha...nice msg.

you are bemused? I have been insulting the brain of a fish with wrong classifications.

softapples:
ure welcum, why wnt i ask? dnt u know ure like a goddess, pls permit me to worship ur beauty.

I really pity women. Just imagine the crap they have to endure from some men. Ass licking another man wife, gf or even sex mate, smh

chocolateme:
Why that position? Na him get the house? See belle, over feeding.
Give am hand fan too make e take blow breeze.
Cute dog.

the humorous reasoning of people is why I visit this forum. Make she give am hand fan. Lmao

bewla:
so were are u now state i mean and what work u do

I am in lagos now.

bewla:
hustler with level oand a father with lovely wife

make sense. How is the family. Anyway am not a hustler but a worker. The thing don tire me need to upgrade

hola106:
just supplies of dis in including wooden doors

are the doors already built? Cos I might require about ten doors and frame for a project if the price is right and location doesn't make logistics impractical

bewla:
mi o bad meaning am good if not i wont b righting now

abi. So are u a graduate, student or hustler or a mixture of all three

bewla:
ok no get bbm only skiep bado 2go and nairaland

nairaland is fine too. So how do you do.

hola106:
+2347062888246 thanks

from your signature are you into just supplies of these materials or u make furniture as well.

I like mutually beneficial friendships with mature minds or people hoping to improve their connect reach. My name is Dan, currently in lagos, BBM pin 52ca10af, reach out and say hello, open to men and women. This thread discusses anything and everything except nasty things

hadura29:
I wouldn't allow my sister to walk pass the door with provocative dress, "teach a child the way of The Lord so that when they grow up, they will abide by it" I am no saying the lawyer shouldn't face justice, he'll no, all I am saying is that w should also caution our sisters, daughters friends, nieces and cousins. Drunkard, pervs and paedophiles, are out there on the street looking for whom to devour...

Is not like I am in support of the lecturer, this should just sound as a deterrent to mothers and daughters...

Don't get me wrong oo...

OK better. But fact is that the times are changing and our clothings are trending to the skimpy, the fact is no matter the trend of things we should not condone such behaviours as rape. It's an invasion of another human simply because on person has a physical advantage of strength or intimidation. Please we must protect everybody, women or men, child or adult, weak or strong, we all have a right to expression and our rights must not be invaded. the lecturer behaved badly and in such a circumstance bearing his responsibility to the lady should face the music that reverberates from his actions

hadura29:
They fail to tell us if the girl was still a Virgin. I am not defending the man anyway but just observing.

Also the way these little girls dresses recently is quite provocative and seductive thanks to too much telenovela and zee world...


Parents should caution their young kids on how they dress, coz not all guy can shut dre dick once they see someone with revealing dress... Teach them our African morals.


Two stories though who should I believe now...?

Hmmmm... Aiye oooo!!!!

brother no offence but we sensible people demand an apology from you. How dare you. Even if a lady walks about naked should dat justify rape? So if u had a sister who apparently dresses provocatively and a mofo raped her you will give him a high five foe teaching your sister african morals with his penis abi. I also dislike the excesses of women but please that shouldn't warrant rape. It's babaric

hbpeze:
This guy is a small boy abeg he follows over 21 nairalander girls and he has posted a topic of his phobia for big toto let's leave him for yaba left officials

you are right. I am very small boy, my mummy just gave me this phone to follow naira land girls. Now scram let peeps say their minds,

yorubadelta:
Poster, I remember your tolotolo story .. Please, dont be so hard on yourself.. you gotta work on your self-confidence a bit more.

Remember, no matter the situation you find yourself in, someone else has it worse than you out there. Focus on what you already have and try to enjoy the life God has blessed you with

thanks dear, appreciate

Richy4:
Stop beating yourself up. You are not the only one like that.

Every one is unique in their own way.

The earliest you accept who you are, the best for you..

I used to have a sarcastic title when i was in Nigeria way back. About someone that doesn't associate with people or any one.

If i came to a wedding or funeral or any gathering, my age mates will be screaming. Oh!! You came out today, bla bla bla. Sometimes i get angry sometimes l laugh it off. People thought i was a snub but people that knew me knows better.

They said on my wedding day they will rent movies and be watching in their house.

But it's cool because i know who i am and have accepted that. So i want you to do the same or you can try and change it if you can

thanks,

I am a local man, I am a bush man, I live in the dark ages etc I accept those assertions and many more. I am proud that I wanna believe in methodologies and school of thoughts which work and can stand the test of time, the mind of Man is a deep and vast as the universe itself which entails that man can think and create the most beautiful things as well as despicable things. Control of our thoughts and beliefs is what differentiates the sane from roaming insane (since many insane are not yet roaming), religion is a good control mechanism, culture is also a good control mechanism, I am local and backward cos I place alot of precedence on culture as a control mechanism. It's cos of this that I believe gay marriage is wrong as an African cos it opposes our cultural value even though I accept the right of free will, it is also why I believe feminist idiosyncrasies are dead on arrival and can't stand the test of time nor will be accepted by majority of our women folk to the letter because it opposes their cultural upbringing of role playing. By african culture, men love your wives, respect them as yourself, provide for them and take pride in doing so for your family, women respect ur men, accept he is the head and Wear him proudly as your crown irrespective of status, these are the cultural duties of a spouse towards the other, quarrelling will still come, anger as well as normal in any relationship by never forget your duties to each other, I love this school of thought because it makes bad marriages not look so terrible afterall which is predominantly the norm since the roman times. I object this modern world's penchant to over define everything, to explain everything, to argue and justify everything such as what is love, how do u measure it, how does Mr chima and Mrs chima do it, how do we ascertain when it's over or valid to withdraw our love from our spouse, even whether I should love my fellow man romantically or my fellow woman, or whether I should emasculate my spouse in the name of Oprah's definition of true love. As Africans our love and marital problems won't appear so big anymore if we apply methodologies that are custom made to us. our culture. To those who see this view as something to try out, I wish u success but please as man is an ever teachable being if via trying you put yourself in harms way of an abusive partner, pick up your slippers and dust the Sands bearing the memories of that fellow and walk away. God will always provide. Have a blessed week