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iamdurent:
its like your brain cells are malfunctioning, move it _bitch, get d fvck out my mentions.
Am tired of hearin my phone beep, just to realise its you pungent waste of bandwidth mentioning my moniker.
Look here retar'd, theres no fvckin excuse for u! Your bitchass mother would hav excreted ur fvckin s'tupid ass if she couldn't afford an abortion. You dumb fuckhead. Dare mention me again.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah. E PAIN AM WELL WELL. Hahahahahahahahahahah you go suffer. I promise you. You must suffer hardships. Hahahahahaha

iamdurent:
summarize, dumb skull.
Ive got loads of stuffs to do, readin dis longcrap aint one.


Excuse you.

smh @ loads of stuff. Hahahahahahahaha. Go and sleep kiddo

iamdurent:
mtcheeew .
Acting straight online wouldnt change ur orientation.
@bolded, u had better keep ur tiny meat in ur underwear.

you like big meat I see. I once told you that canceer of the anus will be ur portion one day. Am happy to announce you are on the right track for that. Yes I am gay. Dumbo . You wish and attack ur betters with the sickness you have at filmsy attempts to bring one to ur debased level. Mr man you are an asswipe. How dare I call a child a man. This boy you are an asswipe. A sorry excuse for a living thing. Unashamedly you strut about the forum telling everybody ur parents have a defective gene that produced a homosexual. You have no shame in that. Well like my post says . I won't kill you if I set my eyes on you because you are gay, I will only kill you because you are damn stupid

iamdurent:
Comeout of d closet.

I know a closeted gay when i see one

yes I am a closeted gay. Now Bleep off my mentions you asswipe. Victim of gay molestation. you want me ?

geez18:
in front of me you can't spew this trash... i'll surely knock the fear of God into your dumbskull.

I will come look for you even if you aren't in lagos. So please give directions. This will be a very lovely learning experience for you. Respond early. So if ur reachable . It shall be today. Waiting

geez18:
in front of me you can't spew this trash... i'll surely knock the fear of God into your dumbskull.

pm me. I hope you are in lagos

geez18:
you had better shut the fvck up if don't have anything reasonable to say. weirdos everywhere

online warrior. Offline coward. Watch ur mouth

I will take here over a skinny lady any day. Where is her phone number

I like slim girls
I like plump girls
I like hairy girls and guys
I like tall men
I like fair ladies
I prefer dark ladies
I prefer a woman's anus to her pussy
I can't touch a female butthole with a long pole
I like tall figure eight ladies
I like short bow legged girls

If I continue writing, the pages will be full , remember I never mentioned perverse sexual preferences like analingus, party, bdsm , scatology and the likes. Yet our secret cupboard is filled with them. The fact is that our sexual prefrences differ and we have no congent explanation as to why we have some preferences. If we assume this is true for everybody, that we all belong to intertwined classess with respect to our sexual preferences, why then must orientation be the same.

I am an ardent attacker of homosexuality , but my sexual preferences accept lesbianism but not gay. Just imagine the hypocrisy. I think it makes sense to agree that as our preferences differ and are not cast in stone, so also may our orientations. Thus to be wicked to someone of a different orientation should be regarded as unfair. Should I accept other orientations as mainstream , while risking the future of our unborn children? The answer is no. Should I accept other orientations on par with the most popular (hetero) and thus with equal rights on marriage, child adoption etc ? I say no. Should I harm a man who in his private life desires another man, or woman who does same ? The answer is no. Its simply against the nation's law, and not completely a freak of nature. Its is only part of nature' s diversity. It might be irritating and abominable to my reasoning , but same as how my sexual preferences as a heterosexual male sounds abominable to other heterosexuals.

Be truthful, if we had a lens that sees our hidden cupboards and our sexual preferences. How proud would we be of them? Its been understood that the rapists have raping as a sexual prefernce. Thanks to the law we are punishing them, unfortunately some girls have a sexual prefernce to being rape victims, thus I wonder why we are hidden freaks of nature difficult to be curtailed by law or reason if all our hidden sexual secrets are made open to public scrutiny

Great men say you are what you think you are, great works have been achieved via having unwaaavering faith, your entire being is a composite of the body and the mind, if you take care of the body and ignore the mind, maddnes, depression and other mental issues crop up.

Faith is a thought of the mind, its a belief of the soul in things the body's rational thinking will disapprove of, yet faith works, the mind as the software is the who you truly are, our bodies are just a transport / home for our souls. Therefore you well being healthwise, mentally, rationally etc might well depend on how you take care of your mind.

Exercises, good food, plenty of rest , adequate medical care would normally be able to maintain a bodyy to good performance, yet we have seen depressed people wither away despite all of the abbove and its all simply down to , your state of mind represents 70 percent of all you are and will ever be, while all those efforts you make to your body , takes up 25 percent , with 5 percent left to the inevitable factor of ageing which nature has cursed us with.

How could you take care of your mind, I will keep posting tips and tips on this thread on maintaining a sound mind, irrespective of life's challenges. But for this morning I will leave you with a tit bit.

Act, live , behave, believe and walk always as if you have achevied everything you ever have hoped for, keep at it no matter the obvious, and surely it will come to pass. This is a major factor in any faith based belief, the ability to look further than reason, to look beyond reality and understand that the world is a changing continuum. Thus you attempt to always look beyond your current issues and expand on your expectations. Nature hates a vaccum, it does everything it can to prevent a vaccum. When you create a vaccum of belief in what does not exist currently, nature will bend all laws with time to fill up that vaccum by giving you want you have built by the created vaccum.

If you wanna marry, tell yourself you already are , stop worrying about it , walk , act and behave as though you are married and single eligible men will automatically start coming to you , that's your chance to grasp at one and get what you want. We must learn to decieve and manipulate nature for our good.

feldido:
Don't spy on ur partners Phone, You won't believe what ur eyes will see, next thing we'll be hearing Tbliz season 2

hahahahahahaha. Abi oh

To be honest you all, I can never trust a woman. I haven't forgotten what happened to our brother
Samson in the hand of delilah, we all know he woke up and found out she took him to a spa, no be only barb dem barb am, even manicure and pedicure was done. Smh for oga samo

Women have always had the belief that she is the receptive one In a relationship, she wants to go on dates with other men and would tell you , it means nothing while you being caught doing the same must mean you have gotten the other bitch pregnant. They don't understand the concept that as man has the choice not to chase new women because he is in a commited relationship, so should she not allow herself to be chased. Anyway from my own personal experiences, I never take pride in being the bf to any woman, I always and will always prefer to be the other man whom she cheats with. Apparantly , such a lifestyle has made my trust issues even worse. Cos I have been and seen the worst they can do. Karma has come home to roost for me.

I handle my trust issuess by never genuinely loving or having feeling for any woman, in my head its all business. I lie , you lie, we spend small, you enjoy small, you tell me u have a bff or fiance, I nod my head in support, I pull cloth and jump on the bed, you do same, after a week you complain about ur bf to me, I pull ur cloth to console you, you dare tell me he broke up with u or vice versa, I delete you from life bbefore you expect me to take on the unfortunate or ungrateful role of being a bf to a hoe.

All these are easy when you don't love the girl, but even with my rigidity, cupid has shot me many timesand I found myself in love. Its a truly terrible experience for me. To be the other guy whom they cheat on. Very painful. Its harder to let go. Anyway there must be ways people handle their trust issues. If you don't trust a spouse at least , you will die of heart attack. While he or she lives on to cheat another day.

How do you trust the one you unfortunately are in love with, how do you handle trust issues in this day or wicked people like me. Lol

Blesssed:
Lesbian - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian
A lesbian is a female homosexual: a female who experiences romantic love or sexual attraction to other females.




Which other site should I check?

good you haave done this. Now when I refrence a man as a lesbian, it implies he iss behaving according to ur definition above, thus implying his apparent lack of sexual performance as a man should, its contextual madam and not literal. For people like you, dats why I made the male gay reference too. Yet you took it literally. Not cool

matrix199:
Junior it's ok.



Just that it pains to see serious minded people come on this platform to seek mature advice, only to get childish responses from children like yours. But it's ok I understand.

iranu oshi. This is you, who won't live to achieve my failures, talk less of achievements. Listen kiddo when next you enter a thread and wanna quote someone. Go through the profile first. So you don't risk blabbing to ur betters. Be warned

This is plain wrong. Make up is truly fradulent. Wow

Blesssed:
Nawaoo how can a man be a lesbian ? ??

. And what is the one saying. Go andd ask google . You might be too daft to understand a contextual statement of intent. So swerve before I lash you. Mtcheeeeew

matrix199:
Boy, will you respect the lady?! She asked for a matured advice, not a childish advice. When you eventually outgrow your childishness, you'd realise men's virility diminishes as they grow older. Your parents need to increase your iodized salt intake so your mental health can improve.

who is this born by trial and error. You dey craze ni. You no sabi ur mate abi. You waanna do knight in shining armour to another mans wiffe? Or are u the impotent man in question? Listen this boy , if u no wan buy market you can't afford, watch whom you quote. Wouldn't turn out well for u.

If she is aa feminist give her a pestle and carry hammer for yourself. All equality must be proved that day, ensure she is tying wrapper andd you are tying your towel. At least when its time to pursue each other , we the able viewers could have a free show.

On a serious note, it takes a lot not to hit a woman that is a bitch. I have decided that any woman who pushes me to the wall for me to consider assaulting her, has pushed herself out of my heart. Thus its time for me to leave at that time jesus said he will come

Very late in the night , when nobody expects, with my belongings on my head, on my way to find my missing rib, since I married another man's ribs

nitwitfabian:
Lol! The world is a buffet. Honestly. Not just Nigeria. And if we are patient enough ,we will find our own.

I dont like caucasian males either. I prefer a black foreign man, or all those koreans that are naturalised americans...

well I hope u still find them desirable when you start considering cultural and societal factors. marital goes beyond love, understanding is easier when two people have similar definitions of a concept.
How its difficult to sell feminism to we nigerian men, is how it will be difficult selling some idiosyncracies of urs to the naturalised chinco yank or the hood bro

nitwitfabian:
Lol! Being alpha male isnt the problem... but a scrawny lion who can barely roar makes a useless and annoying tribe leader. Most nigerian men worth their onions dont need to make a noise when they enter a room. Everyone is ready to say ''yes boss''. but those ones who annoy me are the lazy fellows that want to rule your world when they have nothing to offer.

Foreign men arent emasculated. Well, maybe some are... but i believe they see women as human beings also, and are more receptive to a womans voice.

Nigerian men on the other hand are emasculated. Well, maybe some arent. But not by the women u think. But by their moms and sisters... especially in a marriage.

hmmmmmm. Lol @ nigerian men are emasculated by mum and sis. Anyway just be ready to console ur man who might cry often despit the six packs and large junk.

Nigerian men are a mixture of good , baad and ugly. Its a buffet where u pick wat suits u. I have wierd sexual taste, weird behavioural taste, and wierd personality taste, but yet amongst the nigerian pool of renowned sexually repressed women and other names people christen them. I am always amazed when I run into my type.

Nigeria is a buffet, though if I were female , I will go for a white foreign man and manage that small thing. But at least I don't have to deal with the black male ego.

As a man, a white woman is forbidden, black nigerian **** lady it is.

Kimoni:
He made some decisions which were funny to me then...eg if you cooked and it didn't go round, you would surrender your portion
Lesson - be accurate with your estimates else "more than enough" is better than "not enough"

I miss him

wow. A truly pleasant man, he must have shared a glass with my own dad in times past . My dad will do same. Though with a high voice and always in support with his daughters as opposed to his sons.

That man was a woman wrapper.

Nice that you miss ur dad. Better pikin every man hopes to have.

nitwitfabian:
Lol! What r they packing? porn is exaggerated. Also... i know not all nigerian guys are wack. And my declaration prolly hurts my love, but hes one in a million. Without him, im team foreign. I dont like being tribalistic. Ive learnt a lot from different people and i have grown to love their ways more. hope u know being tribalistic is basically generalising people based on tribes d way i generalise based on gender?

alpha male? Scare me how? I attract what I am. Eg, airsultan doesnt know I draw too...

the tribal thing isn't based on hate but comfortable choices. I have lived amongst 80% of tribes in nigeria, and thus realised I feel most comfortable romantically to a person in my tribe.

Most nigerians are alpha males and very egositiocal. Foreign men have been emasculated by feminist agendas and thus are recessive. So I meant do alpha males scare you ? Dats why u running.

Plus who says it wouldn't work out between you and airsultan , thus cam, brandon , ssteve and the rest with all their large penile strutures can go to blazes

Kimoni:
the king of judgment my father would pass...

hahahahahahaha. Naa so we dey cause wahala everywhere

Whoever kept that semo on the floor or within reach of my daughters. Tempted them . And must purchase it back with sudden alacrity( though if investigations prove I am guilty........... Well to err is human.

nitwitfabian:
Lol! oh yeah. Team foreign men. Black man however... just foreign.

well I hope you aware that the size they packing in porn is not a hoax. If you can handle such. Then good speed dear. I prefer a nigerian lady rather. Though am tribal. Anyhoo foreign men aren't so alpha male. So that scares u ?

nitwitfabian:
Okay. I get you. But i will always make my men and women references because we are not wired the same.

ok whichever expression feels comfortable to you. On another note. You haven't edited to topic with respect to those unkind generalization on nigerian men. Or you a member of the "team foriegn men" ?

He is a lesbian. Show him gay porn and if he gets aroused, he is a homile. Plus if you love him and thaats ur only issue. Vibrators nko ?

On a serious note.

Was he alwayss like this or is it a recent observation. Could there be issues he is dealing with that is affecting his libido. Could be health wise, financial or mental

If all is fine, before you buy a new car or go shopping for one, pls try and repair the old one. Talk to him about how I said he is a disgrace to manhood. Tell him to change lest we come and service his wife for him.

This is a warning. If he doesn't change. Tell me so we start sending PM's. Hope you are beautiful

nitwitfabian:
Calm down. Just weird u telling me ur comment will help me understand my post. Whats another feminist brohaha?

the reference to the men and women thing (I do not like feminists and am sure they hate me). Plus it truly does help you understand the class of men you have an issue with in ur post. They are the takers. We have lots of nigerian men who are givers and of course aalot who are sheer ignoramus(gay men in bed with a woman ). So u get my reference to that now dear ?

nitwitfabian:
Only in nigeria will a man tell a woman to use his response to understand what hes saying. How do u say wuat u dont understand tho... but i like ur response. Excluding the me part. Infact... i will like to modify my post with your words

only in nigeria? Are you a johnny the traveller and happen to have visited all countries to know how men behaave. Plus what's with the refrence of men and women. If a man tells a woman that na crime ? Or is she too big to be corrected or all knowingg ? Plus I don't understand ? How did you jump to that conclusion. Since you like my post. Then that's good but don't mix it up with wat I percieve as another feminist brohaaha

nitwitfabian:
Pls where did I say my experience? This is an article not a rendition of personal experience pls take note.

don't get antsy. Well use my response to understand ur article.

nitwitfabian:
This post isnt out to hurt anyones fragile ego.. but i have noticed many testimonials from men in social gatherings and even around here, about their sexual prowess, and its so disappointing the way they use words like "i destroy the jajaina" or "i show that geh pepper" or "I finished my 5k I spent on her"... I realised many guys feel their skill depends on how long they last ramming as hard as possible.

Rubbish.

Sometimes, you are just boring the girl or hurting her and she cant tell you because she doesnt want to hurt your feelings.

You can take a woman to her destination even with ordinary caressing and words. But no.
When in bed, many guys are more interested in showing the bae they got skills and they wanna impress, than Actually experiencing the moment, and actually making love.

A male friend told me that usually, a mans best sexx ever is the one he had and was done in 2 minutes. Therefore, the best sex should be a lot of pre-intimacy, experiencing and appreciating each others body, which a woman enjoys much more, and then two minutes of slamming, and you two have the best moment of your life.

I wish Naija guys realise sexx with a woman is not about showing off.

amongst all men in bed, we have three classes. There are givers, takers and ignoramus. From ur argument. You have been with a lot of takers . Try the givers for once. The men who gain sexual graitification from pleasing a woman andd not their ego. You will sing a differentt song. Meanwhile don't generalise

Who are those people?