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They thought it was nairaland land where you open your mouth and talk anyhow. The country is lawless and only the wise survive. They assume we who runaway once we see those untrained baboons are cowards. Now see what their intelligence and sharp tongue brought. Wise people avoid these uniformed animals talk less of hoping to engage with them in meaningful dialogue

Luminousmoses:
Lmao.. "big ass" big ass wey b say na PoO full there.. Lols.

brother all yansh get poo inside. Since that is an agreeable conclusion shey e no make sense make the poo yansh big at least?

Love Machine:
She deliberately did that so as to discourage you from having sex with her.One olosho don do me that trick.As we enter inside her room,I pay her the required fee,the olosho say piss dey worry her.Na so she commot one plastic rubber under her bed come dey piss inside.My pric.k just collapse instantly and refused to rise.Na so my money take burn.

my stomach oh. Sorry bro

Am so happy. Carry on

dazzlingd:
I can imagine....
irritating turn off

thank God no be only Me that saw the whole thing as being irritating. I felt I bleeped up sef

ikes9:
bruhh yhu a mormon?..yhu fiucked up tho...I attend LDS too...yhu for give am priesthood blessing nahh...or recite the articles of faith for am

hahahahahaha. By now there will be a disease in town named after my Instruments. The lady was dirty bro. Very bad experience

hoobs:
well Enugu is a cool state,prostitutes are not xpensive here....atleast 4k-5k...highest

clean babes? Anyway Enugu chicks are beautiful

DipoDee:
LOL Then you should throw yourself away too since you were also on the bed with her

hahahahahaha. Abi.

sauceny:
80k for a night with em lekki runz gurl

jisos you must be joking

HopeAtHand:
I dnt know the town you live in but sincerely when i did that, it was the creamy ones..the cream la cream you would on a normal day find difficult to stop on the road..that is where carrying an escort becomes fun..

U need to live in PH..BTW, 7K wouldnt afford something at the very high level for d night..not even a short time sef..chaii i bad before oh..

Dem no dey teach person bad thing, pls refrain from prostitutes...tnx

really? Guess that must be the issue
I was a novice and very unfortunate to pick a pig. For knowledge how much do first class go. Something clean

Neeson:
Naahh, am in th East.

I visit awka often though. Dats my best city. Pretty ladies everywhere

Neeson:
Cheers man, which area you in?

Ogba iju ishaga axis. U?

Neeson:
No man, some are neater and healthier than your average neighborhood gal, you probably fell prey for a rural runaway asswipe, can imagine how you felt. your decision to stay away from Oloshos entirely is wisest tho.

hmmmmm well maybe na the area cause am. Thanks though for advice. That experience made women irritate me for awhile plus to think she had a big ass which I never joke with in a woman. Cheers bro

misspicy:
e fit be her urine o


hope you burnt the ved spread sha

urine? Ha, what a pig, Ha, I feel like running mad cos it's very likely dat my body touched dat area while I slept. I threw the bedsheets, my towel, brush and sponge away. Anything that was resident in the bathroom when she used it went straight to the dustbin, thanks for reminding me, let me go throw the bathroom slippers away. Sheer oversight

misspicy:
Op you remind me of the word tamber...kikikikikiki ....you sure she even tamber sef

ha. Abeg o. It should better be, else which kain water come be that kwanu, ayayayaya. Oh

Neeson:
You got a very terrible one, wise decision.

you mean they not all like that? I dey fear now oh

domopps:
You need 2 be in this year's Holy ghost congress or shiloh 2015






Cheeeeeers

really what's the venue and date, though I likely can't oblige cos am a Mormon

All my life I have gone through phases to become the man I am today. I have enjoyed my youth sexwise but sometime in 2012, I became disenchanted with the intricacies in pursuing the attention of women, simply because it appeared there was nothing new anymore to experience, asides very skinny ladies which I found gayish, I had tasted the others to fulfilment. I was and still am a very sexual person so despite my lack of desire to chase the girls I still desired the skirt. I had never ever paid or slept with a prostitute and had cold feet trying that out due to my life long fear of aids, this seemed a plausible solution towards curing my konji so on a faithful night out with a buddy of mine we decided to patronise some ladies who ply their trade close to the hotel we went, after the normal bargain and agreement we left with three girls, apparently my buddy was ibadan brought up and shagging prostitutes was no big deal, so he settled for two with big boobs while I settled with one with a big ass. I arrived my home and all the while feeling weird on exactly how the show was supposed to start and end, I was so uncomfortable but hey junior was starving plus as a sexual deviant vaseline job never works. Anyway we settled in for the night only for the lady to tell me she was hungry, as jjc I prepared indomie and egg and once she had eaten to her fill and washed down with a pack of juice I saved in the fridge, she threw the first bomb shell. She exclaimed "oga I want to shit" I was shocked, well I pointed the toilet to her and inside she went, GOD of hosts, the sounds and smell that was emanating from that place almost gagged me, I wondered exactly why this lady came here to do this, well I maintained once I remembered this a paid service. Soon afterwards came the second bomb, she came out of the toilet naked and laid down on the bed and exclaimed "oga oya chook I wan sleep" I noticed she didn't have the decency to Bath afterwards cos asides the water on her bottom area which most likely was from tambering there was nothing else, all the erection that had plagued me sudden eluded me, the mighty fell and a look at it indicated it had no intention to arise for any triumphant entry to her Jerusalem. I also noticed a weird smell, and couldn't decipher whether it was the toilet or the lady. I told her to sleep that I will come around since I was on my ps3. I thought of my 7k which will likely go down the drain if I don't do anything, I thought of the new disease I will introduce to the world if I slept with this lady cos am sure for her aids must be children's play, I thought of the fact I allowed my buddy to decieve me into am endeavour I wasn't comfortable with, I decided to go to sleep very far away from her, though I woke regularly to ensure she wasn't robbing me or she hadn't turned into a coffin (thanks to nollywood). By morning, despite not doing anything she asked for her money, I paid amidst tears welling up in my eyes but once I remember the intention for paying her I cheered up, at least I have paid her to eat more nonsense so as to fill up the toilet of the next man and gross him out. We men don't menstruate, it's no surprise we have very low threshold to disgusting things. Well dat became the last of exploring such solutions as a cure to my konjinus

I opened a thread on this malaise and some dimwits castigated my submission. Even loyal women can fall prey to cheating once the opportunity is there. Try chatting up married women on social media and see how easy it is to have a sex chat, or to get her to say I miss u or love you. Na bedroom action go remain after three days of talking nonsense. I prefer prevention. Cheers

Larryfly:
Of course, not all social media platforms are healthy. But you generalized it in your post

I have edited that.

robosky02:
any way

whether

you carry goat come market or goat follow you come market

"there is coming to market"....infidelity

ok now dats better. Infidelity is the subject while female behaviour is subjective and social media objective

For people with slow understanding. The statement to ban your partner is a pact of mutual understanding eg I remember long time ago when I had issues with my lady then as a result of some of my activities on 2go. We quarrelled and all that. When it was time to settle we both realised that I can't claim to be in a committed relationship while servicing my presence on a dating platform. It made no sense. And this applied to my woman too. Though we used 2go then as a communication medium and really saved on all costs. We still both deleted it and till date I never joined a dating platform again. It's the sacrifices u can make for you partner to build trust if and need be. Social media should be expendable if required in your relationship. That's all my post said cheers

robosky02:
this should be

Social Media and the Rise of Female infedelity

cos social media is constand but the ladies are the variables lol

They are both variables bro. You can consider the impact of social media, you can consider many indicies with respect to both variables. please correct yourself

Decker:
So in your little shallow mind, you think taking away any form of social media access would be the best option?

First of all, it's impossible to cut off all forms of access to social media from your spouse. How do you intend on doing that? You seize her phone? Deny her access to the internet, by maybe, not giving her data money.
Although all this is logically improbable because she would still find other means to gain access to social media, but in doing so, you would be abusing her emotionally and psychologically, plus you would be denying her the freedom of self expression, and taking from her the joy she derives by doing what she enjoys.

Only a beast in form of a man would subject his spouse to such wickedness.

Infact because of this, I am beginning to question your sanity and overall sense of judgment.

if you start your response with such high handedness and reference to how deep you assume my mind to be. Then we have no business talking. It's my opinion and u have urs. Goodday

Larryfly:
Lets be real. Social media has created so many trust issues and problems in rships. Imagine having a spouse that is so engrossed in social media, its irritating. But then i totally disagree with the solution proffered by the op. I think the best thing is to be open with each other. My girl and I have unfettered access to each other's social media accounts. When i m bored with mine, I enter hers which is normally filled with activities. In fact, I m more active in her social network than her. Another thing is that both of us are busy so we barely have time to play. on social media.

ok. Let me ask you. How would you feel if you girl was on a dating platform like badoo. What would be you likely response mind you I haven't accused her of cheating yet

Anyss:
Say what!!! ban ur spouse from all social media n networks. R you kidding me?

not at all dear. If your man thinks that would strengthen trust in your relationship, would u find that a very difficult proposition

Decker:
You were making a bit of sense until I read your conclusion.
What an utterly ridiculous conclusion.

I beg to disagree. Asides business reasons tell me why a married woman or man would be so obsessed with social media to the point of not doing away with it if your partner thus requests that.

sapiosexual1:
I didn't even bother to read the drab piece, your title and introductory paragraph summarises ur ideology. If you''ve written post graduate exams and defended your research topic before old profs, you would have a better understanding why I can conclude that this ur assertion reeks of Male Chauvinism even without reading it.. What is it now, it's the females who social media has helped? Come to terms with reality broh, if social media has helped anyone in this context, it's the previously shy and 'religious' guys who don't know how to ask a girl out. Weak guys (like the op) who really love to take a piss on the ladies for no just cause. You got it wrong on this one.

you are saying something and saying nothing at the same time. Am interested in the something you are saying, please remove the nothing in your text so we can say something. Cheers

The arguments on which gender has mastered the act of dishonesty had always raged everywhere. Decades ago it was agreeable that cheating husbands and boyfriends were the cause of marital unhappiness. I remember then when one of the lines a lady whom you are asking out would pop is "hope you are not a player and won't cheat on me". You ability to give correct and concise answers would help your case. Nobody ever questioned a woman's fidelity then. It was assumed men were bad and we all agreed. Fast word to this day and see the paradigm change. Many men believe women are theives and conniving delilahs, many women have even lost their voices in accusing men as it's very glaring how awful they could be. What changed between the past and today. I say it's social media and telecommunications. you see an African woman is naturally passive, meaning she would rather be approached than approach. In the past asides physical connection and slow response love letters, there were no other means of getting in touch with ladies and even the lack of patience displayed by men of today was very abnormal then. To get a lady to go out with you after a year was considered an appropriate time and not too long because in a year you might have ran into her at most ten times no matter how much you try in your stalking. Social media and telephone broke this barrier and thus a lady could be talked up by strangers while in her bedroom. the quest to own phones and other good things that increased access to men's attention became fashionable and thus the era of "buy me blackberry and do to my body as you please" was born. Today it's easy to chat up a married woman and call her my love, my baby and she will respond in kind despite lying on the same bed as her husband. It's easy to engage in sex chats with a lady who is engaged to another man. It's easy to have friends with benefits, it's easy to have girlfriends and it's easy above all to assume the role of MAGA to as many girls as possible all thanks to social media. People like me who met two generations thua Wonders, why we never questioned the fidelity of women nor their faithfulness. we now wonder at our ignorance when we thought ladies don't love sex and will only do it with whom they love, we now wonder at how easy it was to be decieved. I come to a simple conclusion. If you want to be happily married with no fear of your son looking a bit like your landlord or neighbour. Ban most unnecessary social networks from your partner. At least If they still cheat it should be done the old hard style with no fear of seeing your wife's naked pics on nairaland in 2020.

Exactly brother. I have been having same problems for months, Nissan altima 2001. I really now hate that car, I have changed the master brake and servo, brake pads, wheel hub, low arm, brake disc, servo tube, shafts, everything has been changed, wheel balancing, alignment every week still that same problem persists. Someone told me it's possible the chassis is bent since the car had an accident previously. Don't know. But I am really fed up too

fav444:
whatsapp number pls

pm me and I will send it to ur email. Not very comfortable with number on here.