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ifyalways:
You should be grateful they didn't bite your kini or snatched away the neighbouring school bags.

Sorry oo

Lol. That "kini" you wrote is supposed to be "KINI" in capital letters, haba or you wanna give the impression that it is small? Mind yasef. On a serious note I thought of that possibility and dats why I ran mad. I haven't even used the KINI properly na rat wan come chop am. TUFIAKWA

LadyX:
You're welcome

I hope the paint dries and you go to your house.

On a lighter note...rats will now become your worst enemy . Am sure you will not allow a rat to live in your house

Your own is better....

2 months a go I saw a caterpillar on the wall (I really fear them). My sisters took off and I remained with my nephews (6, 4, 3 years old). I took a broom and removed it. As I was taking it out, I realized the door was locked (it was at night). So I persuaded one girl (sis) to come and open the door. By the time I was going out I could not find that *animal*.

I took the broom out and returned to look for it. Still I could not find it. The boys started making fun..."Aunt Lady.X it's there...it's on your leg, etc)" All this while I was jumping up and down. When I finally gave up, they started laughing at how I fear caterpillars (small pikin dey laff at me )

hahahahahaha. Sorry for laughing, eh ya. Their big aunty jumping around in horror. Hope you caned them toll they forgot the incident. My dear whether the paint dries or not I will sleep there like that. Can't go back to that house soon. Will sneak in very late one night to pack my belongings. Can't endure looking into the eyes of people who saw me stark naked, lest I see a smirk and smack it off the person's face.

LadyX:

Op, Pele.

It's a sad story, but picturing what happened made me laugh (my colleagues must be wondering).

Tell your friend to find a way of getting rid of those rats.
Sorry o!

Dats better. Thanks dear

I don't not believe in partisan allegiance, I believe only in delivery irrespective of the party in power. That being said I have a simple observation which I am sure others have observed as well. I need intelligent deliberations on the issue on single tenure hood of elected official in Nigeria. Please take a look at osun state, the unpalatable news of a sitting governor going begging, making a caricature of the electorate, making a mockery of the civil servants, i don't blame the osun electorate because they were scammed into a voting scheme where a siting governor performs averagely thus giving false hope of doing more if voted in again. Aregebe performed averagely in his first tenure but take a look at his second. this same trend can be observed in many states and thus brings to Barr my earlier assertions that single tenure terms would benefit the masses more. We cam always identify a theif and his allies quickly and try them as soon as their tenure elapses instead of waiting 8 years

All these pretty ladies laughing at me. na only fine face una get? No good heart to pity me or feel the pains humiliation. I trust most of u would have been wide eyed like those silly female neighbours I have, odikwa mma

It's not what those of you with dirty minds who ran into the thread with raunchy hopes will hear but this is a serious case. I currently relocated to ede osun state for a new job which I hate but what's a brother gat to do while waiting for luck to shine my way with upliftment, anyway I decided to stay over at a friend's place in a nearby town while I got my own apartment in this hell hole of thatched roofs and mud houses (it's not a tribalistic statement as I have mud houses in my south eastern village too). I have managed there for a week now while my friend was on holiday (OAU things) . I noticed two days into my arrival that a family of huge rats live in that room but thought that for peace sake they will maintain their space and I maintain mine around the bed area and anywhere I keep my cloths. The neighbours in that house haven't been very friendly but at least they respectful knowing I must be a sir. Things have gone on well since I arrived asides the darkness and heat thanks to phcn all till yester night. as usual there was no light and with the heat yours truly slept naked though with my well charged torchlight by my head incase the noise from the rats become unbearable as it has been since my arrival so I can shine it on them and implore them to quiet down and maintain our peaceful status quo (lest I declare biafra in there and force them to secede), I was soundly asleep when I felt something crawl on my legs, I jumped up and all the while hearing shrieks of rats apparently fighting or in cannibalism mode. I frantically searched for my torch but couldn't find it in the darkness then it happened. The fight came to my bed and they were many, they climbed my back, my hands, my head, GOD u had rats all over me running and fighting on my bed, I held back from shouting on the top of my lungs so as not to De represent myself but couldn't do so the moment I felt one touch my penis. I ran mad. I screamed, I shouted, I shrieked I jumped off the bed and my head hit the ceiling fan I was dazed but in my dazement I heard loud knocks of my neighbours banging the door, all this while I couldn't find my stupid torchlight or see, while I starting sobbing they succeeded in pushing the door and entering the room. all of them with torchlight three guys and four ladies. The ladies on entering ran out with the rats hot behind them in apparent retreat, while the men chased those still in the room. Phcn finally brought the light just then for the first time since I arrived and lol and behold it was then I realised I was stark naked standing bruised and battered in front of my neighbours, girls and boys who earlier never heard my voice asides the occasional good morning now seeing what I have been hiding with boxers and trousers. Those ladies didn't even close their eyes or show shame. I blame myself for not dislodging the rats when I came instead of waiting for the owner, I blame phcn for waiting till the perfect time to expose me, I blame my torch light for rolling into the bed crevice thus hiding from view, I blame my those girls for not closing their eyes, I blame everybody, everybody. I can't return to that house and my place was just painted today. I will rather sleep in my car than set my eyes on those perverts of neighbours. #sadface

NemzySeries:
11yrs 4 uni??.....abeg u carryover d whole sch?



but on a crious note I fink U're a challenge to ur own sef

how do you mean, like I should challenge myself? Or am bothering myself over nothing. Do put more light, 11years is possible in fact am still schooling sef as I never reach my destination. Expert humanoid things on my mind

obiorathesubtle:
Guy. You're having a smooth sailing. You have a fiancee you love, be satisfied na! Nawao! Don't get no groove on! Marry your fiancee and have children, be a responsible loving dad that your children will look up to, leave this your concern for younger generation man.

Plus! Your zodiac sign is playing a big role in this! And yes! Our Lord wants you to make heaven and wants your children to look up to you as a role model

11 years for university? You get 2 B.Engr degrees?? Or B.Engr + masters+ ph.D? And 3 extra years? Just curious how you got to 11 man??! *no offence intended*

the second option without the three extra years. Do factor in that it's engineering and the Nigerian thingy. God bless you though for the advice

pharmroyle:
11 years in the University?... na carry over do you? Abi na strike?

it's possible na oga. Check am well well

Any instrumentation gotten the invite yet for the psychometric test?

happyjuliet:
hahahahahaha so Op u nor won resigned from ur grooving life shey... guest wat ur grooving life has been tire down ooo and his all for d best bro, smile face ur original babe, make u nor go enter one chance.

abi na, she has finally won #crying

Estharfabian:
Lmfao....So Gays Ain't men?

Well they are a very 'special' kind of men. How can I desire the unattractive being called a man, that's Wat I meant, am too man to desire another man.

PuciPrince:
And shes got a fat round ass too

now your making me feel attracted to her. Why na, didn't you read the advice the other man gave me? I intend to try, please correct your typographical error and say she has a small skinny ass

tripplephi:
WELL THIS THREAD IS COOL AND YOUR SINCERITY IS AMAZING, MANY PEEPS WOULD INSULT YOU BUT ARE GUILTY OF WORSE IN SECRECY ANYWAY HERE IS THE BEST WAY FOR YOU TO GET YOUR GROOVE ON=

1) REDIRECT YOUR CHALLENGE TO YOUR FIANCEE

2) START TESTING YOU CHARACTER AS A FUTURE HUBBY TO YOUR FIANCEE RATHER THAN TESTING HOW MANY LADIES YOU GET LAID

3) CHALLENGE YOURSELF TO ABSTAIN FROM SEX FOR AT LEAST 60 DAYS.....KILL KONGI....KONGI KILLS

4) UPGRADE YOUR GAME INTO MATURITY BY CONVERTING YOUR BED EXPERIENCES OR ESCAPADES WITH WOMEN INTO ONE LESSON THAT NOTHING LASTS FOREVER

5) TRY AND TEST YOUR ABILITY TO SAY NO TO FREE OR CHEAP ROMPS WITH WOMEN. HOLD YOURSELF FOR THAT WOMEN WHO HAS LOVED YOU ALL THESE WHILE DESPITE YOUR ESCAPADE

6) CHALLENGE YOURSELF TO KNOW GOD MORE OR AT LEAST TO BE SPIRITUAL SO YOU CAN RECOGNIZE SIGNS OF STRANGE WOMEN WHO ARE SET TO DESTROY YOU.

....THERE ARE MORE BUT I JUST HAVE TO STOP HERE.... ANYONE WHO NEEDS HELP IN ALL HONESTY SHOULD MAIL ME.
THESE 6 CHALLENGES ARE FOR MATURE AND REAL MEN..... #CHEERS

jesus you want to kill me, but you spoke the truth, wisdom is in your head young Solomon. Though it's hard for me to do, I will try one after another. My fiance would be grateful you typed the above, cos you added it should be only her. Hmmmmmm

PunkyVeer:
IDK. So you studied engineering, then also took up something else? Wowza.

this lady likes amebo oh. But I will respond cos I heard she pretty though I will still lose interest thanks to my curse. An undergraduate engineer spends 5years in Nigeria, if you have multiple other degrees doesn't it add to that five years? Especially if they are also university degrees

Youngpo413:
go for bigger asses and flat tummy.

I like the sound of that, I really really do. Thanks bro

Durenttt:
OP, YOU ARE GAY!! FACT LOOSING SEXUAL FEELINGS TOWARDS WOMEN IS GAY!! RUN TO TB JOSHUA NOW OR IF U WANT TO LIVE A GAY LIFE THEN STFU ND STOP DISTURBING US WITH UR FOOLY THREAD. DIG?

ok I dig, now hurry along the warders are doing a head count

PunkyVeer:
lol @ I read. I don't know how long an engineering course is. Enlighten me, please.

I studied engineering OK let me help you a bit, if I could have taught and graduated new engineers for seven years before I abandoned that career path, how long should I have studied

DuchessLily:
God wants u to make heaven bro

am not dying yet na, though people who see the way I drive will disagree. Please isn't there a way to get my groove back even at 30percent. What can I do. I won't cheat but at least be a normal guy. Have sustained interest in a new lady

PuciPrince:
Yes very possible

thank you. Tell them

PunkyVeer:
I can't pull numbers from thin air. How did it get to 11? You flunked?

I read engineering very very well, oya start calculating

mrkay101:
Eleven years in the University

My brother are u studying the university as a course

hahahaha hahaha. You won't understand bros

DuchessLily:
Karishika is what most guys who wanna continue having fun with anything in Skirt, end up with

Hmmmm. Guess I have to start living with the fact I have been forcefully retired from the game against my wish. Not fair though

rexkexmilan:
Well, this is the 21st century. Anything is possible .

you are making things worse na.

Durenttt:
my sister me too i confuse oooh


maybe he spent all dose years forkin

ha, aunty said forking. Let me tell mummy

rexkexmilan:
Op, Run to MFM or SCOAN for Help ASAP.

It is likely that the strongest witch in your village is Masturbatiing with your Pics .

hahahaha haba. But bros don't tell me dats possible #seriousface

DuchessLily:
Hahahahaha.. U spent 11yrs in d university??

Better for u ooo if other women now irritate u. At least u love ur fiancée. .. She don hold u tight!

One man , one woman is d best, no give urself head aches

but I still wanna have small fun na. At least let it be my choice to be faithful because now am faithful whether I like it or not. Could it be my woman is karishika?

PunkyVeer:
11 years of university?

yes dear. Calculate it and you will see its eleven for me

tripplephi:
LOLS NO, ITS SIMPLY BECAUSE TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING IS BAD AND BRINGS BOREDOM.... IT WAS FUN FOR YOU WHEN YOU FELT IT WAS A CHALLENGE AND YOU NEEDED TO CONQUER TO FEEL LIKE A MAN.... BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE W.O.N..... REALITY SETS IN AND YOU ARE BORED

exactly God will bless you, but please I don't wanna feel like this, how can I get my groove on, please help am so bored

I like women, GOD I love them. Though I think I love the sex more than the ladies themselves, but fact is that I love them, I have never smoked, drugged or drank heavily, in fact without my love for women I would have been very very sure of making heaven when I die cos am a nice guy. For years I have satisfied my desires through successfully conquering ladies in my 11years of university education but today I realised something is wrong with me. I still desire them and look at them especially those with big bottoms (I hate slim ladies) but if I get close to any one suddenly I will have no interest in her anymore. All admiration I would have had towards her before I made a move would vanish into thin air and most times am stuck with numbers I collected and promises to call I never fulfil. I am suspecting a particular lady of casting a spell on me, how could this be happening. Today I gave a lady a lift and she was the most interesting person I have spoken to this month but when I think about her further all I feel is disgust. please am not gay, am too man to be gay. Is God trying now to ensure I make heaven? Is this a sexual dysfunction about coming up? is it cos I love my fiance too much that other ladies now irritate me? , or this is just psychological. Do help a brother

ijoba22:
na una own worse pass

my post wasn't tribal

HRich:
yoruba people? That's their way. They don't like themselves. Thank God is not the Igbos.

abi. I really thank God