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whirlwind7:
Most men admire nicely built women. It's natural. It's normal. We are wired to behave that way.

I do admire women.
However, I have long realized that once I'm driving, such things never distract me.
I'm not saying that It's because I'm so disciplined, or anything. It's just that, when I began to learn how to drive as a teen, I put in 100% concentration, and this attitude has remained with me, such that, once I'm at the driving wheel, I become a robot: programmed to drive safely, and nothing else. I don't know any other way to drive. I might take such liberties if I'm just a passenger, though.

So, if you do crank your neck just to check out the derriere of a female specimen while you are driving, then you've got a big problem...
A problem unfortunately, I have no idea of what solution to proffer. Maybe you can try giving yourself pep talks whenever you are driving. Keep telling yourself that you need to be safe and alive to be able to enjoy what you are trying to admire.

On another note, did you know that humans evolve and develop parts or traits that are considered desirable and contributes to it's survival?
What i'm trying to tell you is that, since female backside (and frontside) have been considered desirable, that part of the anatomy in females will keep getting bigger in future generations. So, if the ones you see around you presently could lead to your untimely demise, it means you are not equipped to handle what the future has in store!

Ponder on it.

this is true. Are you saying theories prove the bomboms of today could be small or infinitesimal compared to the bomboms of the future. Ha. Am in very big trouble be that. Anyway most times I am coordinated, I just hope to be able to see a big yansh and look away and not feel I missed something by not looking

LadyFiona:
Now this is an addiction worse than fvck itself, even when Bleep!ng is combined with all manner of weeds and drinks, this leads the pack. Just by mere looking, you're having a 17k deduction from your wallet, an unquantifiable series of emotional trauma and a close shave with death. What will happen when the deal is sealed,? A heart attack after penetrating and death confirmed after ejaculation.
Except you have been under lock and key since adolescent, this behavior is irrational. Get your priorities right, dude or their won't be a next time.
Maybe, you should have a party filled with the replicas of the bumbums and the boobs you saw if you are not married; flood your vision with them and desensitise yourself from this compulsive obsession.

But you must be really insane and have lost insight if you're married.

if you read my last topic I admitted something there. I have had enough boobs and bomboms to last any man a life time, in fact I do not desire women anymore as I earlier complained then. It's a case of curiosity or something, I never said I stopped or did I intend to stop to speak to her, didn't desire that, but the looking is the problem, I am always looking and if I don't look I feel the world just passed me by

LOC1:
Our people say 'the day a mad man knows he is mad, he ceases to be mad'

You already know your problem. Don't pray but you know what with all due respect sir



it's common sense to use common sense

ok thank you

Unclad with pants or without pants

OK. Keep posting

Wrong portfolio, a lawyer in works and power? haba

Filashade:
Thank uuuuu

I am 21 today hehehehehe

But still feel like am 16 though

my dear to be young at heart is the bestest of feelings, though make sure you heart age catches up with your real age quickly through more experiences and life events. It's always painful and regretful when one feels 20 but is actually 60 cos You can't club, dance, waste your time as you would have wanted cos ur just too old. In your case 21 is a sexy age. So while I repeat my happy birthday I add dat you do celebrate and live ur age 21 very very well with lots of style, fun and learning. Cheers dear

God must really love me despite my unseriousness towards church matters. I thank him for saving my life from a would have been terrible accident this morning, though painfully many bystanders wished I had died and I will say exactly why. I posted a topic some days back about my issues with women and truly I decided to change after numerous advise from readers. But it seems the devil is destined to win in my situation. I left my house 7am journeying to my place of work in another town, I stopped at the bank inside OAU campus to update the Bvn on two accounts of mine that were blocked, this delay especially with the new method of these banks forcing us to download their mobile apps because our accounts were blocked, made me proceed to work around 9am. Since I was late I accelerated well despite the terrible akoda, sekona, ife Road. My problem though happened at moro. Any man who likes ladies with big bombom can testify that if you see one coming in front and you suspect she gat it, don't chyke yet, wait till she passes so u can stylishly turn back to peep, where in the event the package is there you start shouting "excuse me" as though you have no shame or where you were going earlier. This sort of shameless man is me personified and today it got me into a near death experience, I blame OAU prescience program for admitting a girl who ordinarily would succed as a stripper, this is about the 3rd biggest bottom I have ever seen live. But unfortunately I was doing all this peeping and analysis while driving, it was at that moment I turned back to look at her properly that I feel into a huge pothole which turned my projectory straight at a parked trailer. Thank God despite my partial hopelessness in life am a manageably good driver, I quickly straightened and decided to rather take my chances in a nearby bush. I kept hoping I won't encounter any ditch as I rambled tire screeching into the bush, after some metres I stopped. People rallied and tried to calm me down till one stupid man started abusing me, telling everybody he was at my back and dat I was peeping at a lady, blah blah blah. I warned him, I threatened fire and brimstone but deep inside I was filled with shame. This is me who made a resolve to change my ways. I got to the office by 11am after having been fleeced of 17k by those unscrupulous Road side mechanics to fix my gear sump and damaged radiator. Now I realise this peeping of a thing is a problem I can't seem to stop, I like admiring the good things of the Lord in women, but now I almost died doing so. How can I stop? can I stop? Do I have to pretend I didn't see a yansh if i see one? , please don't tell me to pray cos I doubt closing my eyes and singing a hymn or calling jesus whenever I see an admirable bottom isn't tantamount to calling his name in vain. I know many men do this too, and it's no big deal but I want to be able to ignore a pretty lady with badonkadoonks and not look at her, just face my front. Maybe because I am good at lying to people but I never lie to myself dats why if I see anything I like I must look at it and if I am given the chance, I chop it and clean mouth sharparly. Help me thank God though and if u have methods you employed to stop your addiction to women matter. Please tell me. Love you all

Filashade:
Eeeeeehyyyyaaaa. Pele

I hate rats. Ewwwwwwwww

Anyhooo,

Today is my b-day. Please wish me happy bday and more long life and prosperity

E se oooooo

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday filashade, happy birthday to u. How old are u now , happy birthday dear

montezz:
Lol...i am based in osun state.

if you are happy and you know it clap your hands, clap clap. #singing. Oshogbo, ife or somewhere else?

SAMBARRY:
i am feeeeeeeemale how many times do i want to prove that to you for you to be convinced

you haven't proven it yet oh. You simply posted a half pic of one sexy lady like that. I know u just want to be disgracing me. Officially the manhood u are requesting it's pic has many cousins and wannabes on porn hub. Com, X videos. Com, am sure u know the rest

SAMBARRY:
I have fulfilled my own end of the bargain. Let Me see na

I assure you You won't run mad and You won't use 14years in prison

brother stop na, this is now a gay talk and it's freaking me out. If ur a girl pm me. But I know SAMBARRY na man. Abeg na stop embarrassing me biko

SAMBARRY:
ok

naughty guy. Good sense of humour though

Pidggin:
@OP, you sef why you no use your hand cover your thing, abi you no get hand again?

while I dey clean eyes to control tears, I didn't realise I was naked till things cool down and I begin see as the babes concentrate dey give me yeye attention. Such perverts

SAMBARRY:
no.at all

pic or I don't believe

Bloomingbud:
This is so funny that I can't stop laughing, Some little things can embarrass o. Pele op

people have been laughing, but I really see nothing funny at all about everything, maybe dats cos it happened to me. Anyway thanks dear.

SAMBARRY:
ok I'm not a man

you were a previous man? Transgender things?

SAMBARRY:
oyaaaa na


Don't be a naughty boy.oya remove your dross

this man. Leave my dross alone na. If I showed my manhood and you look at it. Na 14years straight. While suicide for me cos that's proof my enemies have won

montezz:
But Ede is cool sha!

please don't say that again oh. To find better house na war. I had to get where to manage first till I find decent apartment at oshogbo. Plus the town is boring. If boredom doesn't kill me in this town the heat will. By the way are you at osun or its just ur state of origin

montezz:
Nooo....I be omo osun o!

fine girl it is good oh. I don get friend be dat. By the way the rats came to greet their town's person. na play I dey play oh

montezz:
Lmao....ı had a sımılar experıence wıth rats. I went for an exam somewhere close to Ilesa,Osun st. The place didn't seem like one that habours such high class terrorists(rats).unpacked my stuffs, had a cold shower,revised and dozed off. As I hit the dreamland,infact I neva reach rome when I felt a hand pulling my hair......I screamed as if I was bitten by a vampire. Come see as village small small boys dey laf me....aunty se eyin naa wa n beru eku ni? Alakada! I slept in the landlady's room dat night o.

hahahaha pity you. kpele they didn't understand. Seems osun na headquarters of daring rats

eyinjuege:
Honestly, your story too funny. I no fit help but to laugh.......

hope u have no rats lurking about that you have ignored. Wait till people see u butt naked and u will understand and pity me

SAMBARRY:
what is so special about your manhood that you cannot display it for the world to see abi is wande coal or Justin beiber that displayed their own not your mates

hahahaha. They are celebrities and am really not one

SAMBARRY:
Picture of the manhood

am coming, after I must have ran mad. I will send my manhood pictures to my fellow man. Smh

Oyind17:
It's funny seeing a nude guy

ha, I don't know your sex but u are just like those neighbours. The yeye girls kept staring forming caring and not looking away despite being obvious I was embarrassed to death. I didn't turn around to pick a cover cloth lest they see my yansh join

[qu ote author=Exponental post=39873620]what difference? close your eyes after seeing... the period of seeing doesn't change the fact that it has been seen.
sorry, I hope ur advert pave way if u ever eyed the girls.[/quote]really you assume the sight of my penis would wash away from her head my wailing and screaming cos of some measly rats

kokaneprodigy:
I know someone that was called

ok thanks. One down

Oyind17:
Your story is funny

true story o. Will never forget last night in a hurry

Someone should answer me na. Was anybody from instrumentation called for the psychometric test?

ifyalways:
Lmao.

Kini in Caps kwa? Nna are you the senior broda of Basket mouth or the Uncle of I-go-dye?

What's the condition of the two school bags?

this fine lady is kwaruppt. You know the school bags na savings account of all my wealth. If they had touched that one am sure you won't have waited to read the story here. You definitely will hear my screams from wherever you are thereafter the scream of the offending rat. Since it has lost all respect. Am sure it has school bags too and me I have plier

LadyX:
It shall be well

That night the boys refused to sleep. They were giggling all through. I told them to keep quiet and sleep, but they said they couldn't control it. So we agreed that I cane them for the laughter to go away. I did ...it accelerated their laughter so I gave up. My elder sister said, "If I come there...eee!" and the boys became quiet.

the caning didn't work. Those kids have iron bombom. Kpele, next time you wanna show bravado make sure nobody is around cos kids of these days have phones with camera and nairaland isn't far to post a thread Reading "come and see how our aunty disgraced the family name"

funlord:


What a dumb request! Or are you a _faggot? If so then you should _fuck off to tinder! **spits**

was shocked at that request from him. Guess nairaland has changed