₦airaland Forum

ivyT:
Find someone who isnt scared of destroying her kpekus because of sex.

did u just say kpekus,damm this chick is STREETS

halfricanadian:
Tank u bt am nt a medical student bt tanx

u are welcome, buh am not a medical student either, it's simple biology though

halfricanadian:
Wen u pull out d condom b careful so no sperm pours on her thigh close to d pusssy at dat moment a drop of sperm on d thigh close to d pusssy can get her pregnant

Meaning b sure u stand up from her before pulling out

Nd also b sure d condom aint leaking or hasnt burst

why cant y'all abstain abeg save ursef from stress

Is it not sperm that pours out buh semens wch may contain sperm or man not ,,,along with other fluids,,, not all ejaculations is accompanied with sperms, and this is called dry ejaculations,, besides sperms are not visible to the naked eye, it's microscopic,,,, ok

dissybling:
now u being reasonable

hmmmmm

dissybling:
which u are u reffering to....grow some brains cos noting lyk such

that was sarcasm and rhetorical,,, if it concerns u then apply the wisdom in the phrase

dissybling:
because we make things happenand it will be a boring place without us [

see statement, what exactly do u make happen,are dere not girls were the likes of Bill Gates are,do u know Bill Gate once hacked the female hostel of a sch just to get access to them, and later become the CEO of the biggest tech company in the world bak then,dats the kinda inspiration the girls over dere give to their guys to solve national problems not this ur we rock and make things happen, wen u actually go abt gibbering and doing nothing than giving birth or aborting several,,,,,we have national issues, its not always abt bashing girls or indulging in illicit sex,,,,grow some brains

ButterFlyEffect:
Oh...were you upset with us?

I don't think he is,,hey lady,,,check ur mail

Qualer:

lol,,,,exactly brov,,,u needed to see arrogance

MrKester:
ladies are not doing it in a proper way

thanks you sire

I have encountered them so many times in person, buh mine always mostly happens online,, I will share two,,,the first was 2yrs ago,the guy knew me,my dept in sch,my phone number (he even called severally, we had our conversation on phone),,,,so he practically knew me,and all my friends and I don't know him,,,,,first it was polite, i refused, then promises of heaven and earth,cos he was holding money,,and cld call me for hours straight,,I sed nope,,,we can only be friends, then it upgraded to threats of punishing me both physically or in sch,,,I.e my results,,,that's when I suspected he must be a lecturer or a scout for a lecturer,,, I just laughed and all that,,,he kept on like that for months till he got tired and moved on,,,,the second happened so recently, two days ago precisely,, got a request on Facebook,,, accepted,,, nxt I saw was a message that reads HI,I WANA HAVE SEX WITH U,IF U ARE INTERESTED,,,,,, on one of my most boring afternoons,,, I was wickedly angry, sha I didn't rant,just quietly blocked him and deleted the thread

delkuf:
because of who hve d largest economics in d world. nigerian believe to hv d largest in world. but south african dont believe that

u just wrote my mind exactly, same words,,,,,it's natural, go to foreign forums and watch Americans and Britons smear each other's heads on the site,,,, u wld know we are just beginning

honestly to me,what I do is not give a damm,I hardly even care,mine even does it with status update, sometimes it's birthdays, other times its to get the person's attention, other times like back in the days of 2go,,the update will get alot of mutual friends talking and debating publicly, i just never cared what rocks her boat,it's just a pic and update to me not her heart,besides she uploads mind quite frequently too,,I never asked why or who,I just chat normal,and she one day commended me for ignoring and never getting jealous over the petty part of her profiles,,,,so that's just me

tosyne2much:
I'm glad you know that it's too complex for the comprehension of a lay man like me

Sorry bro,don't mind me,,,I'm an Anatomist

tosyne2much:
I'm glad you know that it's too complex for the comprehension of a lay man like me

Lol,,,don't mind me,,am an Anatomist

tosyne2much:
I'm glad you know that it's too complex for the comprehension of a lay man like me

Lol,,,don't mind me,,am ana Anatomist

Behira:
Bros abeg make ur move

Good advice, cos I once met a girl who liked me than my friend,, not dating though, she met the guy first,buh liked me better few weeks after knowing each other,,,

Dianaplayblog:
A reporter with Abia Fact Newspaper has just confirmed that Joy Akabuike is alive. She has regained consciousness days after the ghastly accident.

All the passengers (except her) were confirmed dead following an accident involving a commercial bus belonging to Peace Mass Transit and a truck last Sunday May 22nd in Umuahia, Abia State.

http://dianaplay..com/2016/05/a-reporter-with-abia-fact-newspaper-has.htm

GO TO HER BROTHER'S FACEBOOK PAGE,,HE HAS CONFIRMED SHE IS DEAD,STOP SPREADING FALSE HOPES TO PEOPLE, EVEN HER CLOSEST FRIENDS TOO!

ButterFlyEffect:
Haha with 4 older brothers who each believe I shouldn't have privacy of course I was a victim.

Sorry last born,,,,I wish I cld relate to ur plights,,, buh I know how the older ones act

tosyne2much:
I'm hearing this for the first time


Are you kidding or serious bro?

I am pretty serious, a woman is placed on special diet,and routine clinical examination to monitor her menstrual cycle, and then the best method is decided for her,wch is hormone treatment or therapy to stimulate her two ovaries to release mature eggs(ova) each monthly,during ovulation, DAT way after ejaculation, there will be two eggs to be fertilized,,,,resulting in fraternal twins,,, got it now,,,,,it's complex for a lay man,,,so dats just the summary

ButterFlyEffect:
Because people don't know how to mind their own business.

hehehehe,u sound like a victim

Whitneysoma:
U re awesome Xo filled with wisdom

thanks Hun,glad u cld grab something from the epistle

dauntless15:
lol you aren't alone bro and you're not crazy, and i think most intelligent people are like that (ambiverts).

yeah that's so true, ambiverts are the most intelligent,and virtually all scientist and inventors are ambiverted, am not surprised though, cos we are higher in population than extrovert/introvert combined

dauntless15:
behaving like you dont know that cravings and funny behavior comes with pregnancy, i wonder how comes people grow up without being exposed to alot of things like i am, did you grow up in captivity?

thank u,sometimes I wonder the same myself, I thought I was going mad or so,until someone described to me the meaning of being a highly sensitive person (HSP) DAT it makes us too inquisitive and curious,, with high level of enthusiasm...well good to know am not alone in this world,am ambiverted too( cholmel )

Dude relax,it's freaking normal, seems u have never been around pregnant women during the 3 different trimester, it wld soon graduate, just wait,I have heard of my friend (female) request for cold ice cream in the middle of the night, she began to curse everyone around, that she hates them,guess what her dad did the NXT day,he bought a new fridge and stacked it with ice cream to the fullest,because she was so scary the previous night,I have been around them countless times my whole life and very used to their comics,dey don't eat one food twice or eat same food dissimilarly e.g white rice in the morning, jollof in the noon,that's why I have made up my mind on the matter,i want just two kids and want them to come once,and since I can't guarantee that naturally, I plan to do so medically, twins and dats it,,,,medically induced and safe,cos I can't stand pregnancy twice,infancy twice,nursery twice, and all the midnight babysitting of both the pregnant wife and toddler twice in life,it must happen once and for all,, period.

Mikylopez:
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
m a virgin i get irritated wen d question pops.......i talk dirty! if u cnt deal with it.f.uc.k away..... who cares if a guy is a virgin i dnt want to marry one....

so who will deflower the guy for u,since u don't want one

Vinshu:
An illiterate wife.

wldnt call that illiteracy, buh manipulative

halfricanadian:
I move faster dan d speed of light

u ehn!

PunkyV:
Why would I KNOWINGLY get into a relationship with a man that has a harem?

maybe not initially, buh wah wld u do at a later stage

Freakypinky:
I have both.

lucky u then,but we need prove,can I come with my X-ray machine?

GloriaNinja:
really?

I wana slap them too just like u said ursef