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07062048680 pls add me

We all made it at last,,,for those(us) that got posted to abuja lets meet here as nairaland group before camping resumes and unite as a family in camp as we have been online already for years irrespective of the platoon we may eventually fall under at orientation camp,,here we can provide help or info to anyone seeking,,, here's how it will be done,,,state ur location and drop your WhatsApp contact so we create a WhatsApp group and add others,, anyone can moderate.........

Name: Edet Itoro
Location: Uyo (aks)
Number: 07062048680

that's all guys,,, congrats once again,,,,am leaving for abuja on sunday,,,from uyo,,, invite anyone who ain't on nairaland to join. safe travels.

[color=magenta] u is a lie!
Aint nobody havin' wet dream fo' trump
But the wealthy rapper 'the game' could get it [/color]https://s3.amazonaws.com/hiphopdx-production/2016/06/The-Game1-827x620.jpg

The game is not wealthy,,he could be considered rich cos he isnt even among the top 20 richest rappers,,,buh definitely not wealthy,,check the dictionary for meaning of wealthy

judeefcc:
ok you have been Seen oya get lost

Petrified?

dryyansh1:
Thumbs up

Anytime,, brother

judeefcc:
ok you have been Seen oya get lost

hmmmmm petrified?

classicB:
I know this isn't related to romance so a MOD can help put it in the right place. Thanks
I am going for service by the end of this month and should I say unfortunately I Chose cross-river state and since then people have been asking me why? Now I blame myself. People tell me they eat human beings there and they are not ashamed of it my mum was really angry when I first told her, I can't blame her tho she has been there before and she said its only one way that leads to the city and d road is bad. Where was I when my friends were choosing akwa ibom Someone just said the same thing this night. She was like "why cross-river? They openly eat stranger in a certain part of the state without hiding it" I am even more scared now. I hope I don't get posted there by God's grace I picked Rivers state as one of the state visited and it's also in S.S like cross-river, this is the only hope I have. Abuja is jam-packed I might not be posted there, I pray with God's help I get posted to Kano or Abuja. It might look like am talking like an educated illiterate but I am scared and I need positive words about cross-river and some other corpers that are currently serving there can encourage me also, and if you served there pls I need you. How visible is it to redeploy for singles like me? I don't have any health issues you can insult me all u want cos I trust my NL people, I am just a girl that is officially going out of her shell for the first time. Lalasticlala pls I need this on FP to get more views and response. And if you're having a second thought about the states that u chose just like me, we can help rub minds together.

Cannibalism was once a common practice in most parts of south southern Nigeria,until prolly few years ago,,i heard of such stories while growing up because am from akwa ibom state,and we were created from old cross river state,,and i also schooled at university of Calabar,also going for service this month too,so wat u heard is both prehistoric truth and not so anymore today,,save for a very tiny community who might still do so during festivities,dont have proof,, only lame claims,buh as for service in Cross river,,its far better than most part of south south (except akwa ibom),,,rivers is worse as port Harcourt is basically the most civilised community in that state,,and the rest,,mehn i cant even phantom so dont be too optimistic abt Rivers and pessimistic about Cross River,,here is a recent incident involving female corpers in rivers http://dailypost.ng/2016/10/22/nysc-female-corps-members-narrate-gunmen-robbed-raped-rivers/,,, open the link,,,,,,,cross river people are hospitable,,and like anywhere in the world,,watch who u rap with,walk with and be security conscious,, every place has both its good and bad sides

Raine80:
Yes the leotard Has to be tight enough to nearly stop blood circulation!

You just won the comment of the day trophy,,nice reply

Ginaz:
It makes a woman sexy

The word SEXY,,,has been whipped to death,,blown out of proportion and markedly overrated and exegerated

Ifakiland:
Werey for ur mind u don speak big grammar? Arindi....anyways lemme break it down for ur cement head to assimilate...at d end of d post I never sed "oya post ur opinions"....so am wonder y u posted urs....but den it hits me, wen one is a fool...even d highest level of education can't eradicate d foolishness. So goan be watch ur cartoons or zee world or wateva d fork girlish tinz u do and leave d post for we real G's to discuss.

W.O.R.D

bbmpin:
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn

disgusting gossip-mongering offensively uninspired malodorous half-wit. #ignoramus

And u cared enough to read it all up

judeefcc:
who be this one? Guy man I didn't mention you do yourself a Favor and go back into the hole you came from

i dont need mentions,,am not looking for fame,,,this is public sphere,, remember?

judeefcc:
who be this one? Guy man I didn't mention you do yourself a Favor and go back into the hole you came from

i dont mentions,,am not looking for fame,,,this is public sphere,, remember?

judeefcc:
i laugh in swahili, i am a changed man, you wont tempt me boo

Please OP,,,ignore the retarded comments

Ifakiland:
Is ur fada a bastard? Or ur mom an idiot? Or they are both fools....how come u were never aborted?

And this is supposed to be what exactly from.u,.,,,,,,,u the lucky one who escaped abortion

Ginaz:
But Wait o, is it only guys that dump women? Doesn't women dump guys

I think i saw boldly above where he clearly stated in one of the options,,,"dump them before they dump you

Justycxx:
corrupt mind, you can eat the cucumber with groundnut

Dude u are so sick,,did u actually respond to her the second time,,that was freaking hilarious,,,,nice repost

dryyansh1:
Na wetin i dey fear be that o. Normally I no dey send. But she seems like a good girl and I don't hurt good girls.

U didnt rape her,,beat her to submission of love,,she enjoyed the chased and felt she was fooling you,,,,so nothing to fear,,,,those superstitions don't work bro!

MzLarem:
I have no biz with that girl you are straffing in your head. How worse can you get,you cant even make a reasonable counter attack without involving one girl that doesn't even know i exist. Ode ni e seh...i give up on your case,you are too stupid for me to talk to,i will just be wasting my energy and even energy is expensive in this economy...Cant waste it on an insignificant thing like this. Buh bye pûssy!

You nailed it

NairalandEFCC1:
mistake ooooo, I don't bet I have a job , my gf fine pass you and she go still fit beat u for ground

So practically u just came online to advertise ur fine boy plus fine babe and how many times u call,,, while i thought u had a genuine concern to learn or enquire,,,can the names calling and topic end now

CarrotAndStick:
Vaseline so primitive? Maybe red oil would do, abi? SMH.

u sound like a kid,,was red oil ever used as sed lubricants,,, NO,,,was Vaseline ever used as lubricant,,, YES,,,,long before the advent of proper sex lubricants along with other substances till date,,,buh its so primitive now,,save for ignorant people like u,,,,it has been replaced by better and safer products wch serves the same by-purpose people like u equated it for,,,,lastly Vaseline was never pruduced or meant for sex as a lube,,,still dont agree,,then u will the debate,,,bye

CarrotAndStick:
Tear, break...both words can be exchanged in this context. Stop acting too smart.

like i sed before,,,notify if u wana know better,,,,,the hymen doesn't tear,,,period

what baffles and pains me the most on nairaland is not even the OPs of useless threads association such as this very one,,,wat pains me are those who vehemently comment to oppose their idiosyncrasies that had been set in stones form the era of Methuselah,, cos nothing is gona change their views same way as nothing will change urs,,free speech,, freedom of expression,,, free forums,,,cheap data,,,retarded educational system,,, do don't bother retorting or apposing the thread,,,its useless and pointless,,, i wish we all black romancelanders can humbly accept my proposal to just read and pass such topics nxt time,,, without a word,,,, thanks,,,am expecting the OP and his/her support crew to attack me,,am really counting on it,,,pls downvote me,,,,up blacks,,,,even the Whitehouse that blacks never dreamt about,, is occupied by a black,,,,black miss world,,from Nigeria and countless other countries speaks for the black community that we have brains and are beautiful and bold as competent as white be it native Africans or our siblings over dere,,,check the entertainment and sports industry,,, etc

CarrotAndStick:
Well, I can't advise her to not use a condom but then what's the need if they've been dating for a long time? I don't use on my girlfriend. Only side chics.
Secondly, I don't understand how vaseline weakens the latex but i've been using it and nothing happens. In fact, condoms break quickly if I don't lube them.

well Vaseline weakens latex,,by causing too much friction and friction leads to heavy heats,,,so its a possibility because Vaseline is a heavy material,,, buh not in a cases,,,for the other part u said condoms breaks without it,,,well dont know that,,,but medical and sex science hasnt proven such theory yet

lepasharon:
So she should risk STD'S and unwanted pregnancy?

You can't use vaseline with a condom because it is oil based and weakens the latex. Shittt

miss let me correct u on two things,,,first is Vaseline is oil based buh was never designed for lubrication but cosmetic,, so wen u said because its oil based u were both wrong and right,,,, now the second one,,, is there are sex lubricants,,, wch are of two types,,,one is water based while the other is oil based,,,lately a third variant is in the market wch is silicone based,,so u get the gist now

CarrotAndStick:
Where did you see me mention condom? It's not even good to use condom on a virgin.

Secondly, you lied. You can use Vaseline with a condom. Although it's not necessary as some condoms come with lubricant.

its uneducated to use condoms with Vaseline,, u can apply a proper lubricant with it,,,only lay people do so

lepasharon:
U can't use vaseline with a condom

tell him ooo,,all this learners,,,sha he is going to be her husband not so,,,,no need for comdoms den

CarrotAndStick:
For a smooth entry that won’t cause much pain when he breaks through your hymen. But tell him lube thoroughly and ride slowly. He should use the Nigerian made as below.

dude,,the hymen doesn't break,,have u seen one before,, nawao,,,its not glassware,ceramics, plastics,,,, or even an egg,,,,if u wana know better,,,,notify

overdrive:
Don't mind him groundnut oil will be better

aby,,,,eveb samsu oil

JiggamanGh:
Buy lubricant from Amazon

bros Amazon all the way,,,wetin do druggist store by the corner or nxt street

onila:
thanks

but what's the vaseline for

Vaseline,,, for his mouth wen giving u an head,,,,pls ask me wat "giving head is",,,,, am counting on u,,,,shey ur 12yrs old

JiggamanGh:
Expect to loose your virginity

u dont lose virginity,,, its a concept not an actual thing,,,,ur viginal remains,,,the soft elastic skin overlaying it,,,gives way during first penetration by widening,,, so wat are u losing,,, its just psycho bullshit