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Twaci:
It'd probably be network. Thanks though

Twaci:
Good morning Nairalanders!

Hope you had a beautiful night.

Please vote for me in the ongoing contest by clicking the link below, I'd appreciate it very much. Thank you and God bless you in everything you do.

Have a happy Sunday and a blessed month.

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sunshineG:
writing paragraph in capital letters is what is wrong with it



Yesterday today and tomorrow

michoim:
Your response is very mean and dehumanizing. It suggests you are of the wicked stock.

Fearlez:
Shame I didn't see this post on time.

When the US army came back from the gulf war, they were subjected to Customs at the borders when entering back into the United States. You Nigerian army came back from Liberia with undocumented prostitutes into this country in large numbers, as you constitute yourselves above the laws of the land and respect no institution or law enforcement in Nigeria.

Nigerian soldiers are the most unprofessional soldiers in the world. You folks are a global disgrace to military worldwide. Countries elsewhere respect their soldiers for thier professional conduct, restraint and heroism, not you guys are are bunch of half-educted power drunk rapists, arsonists and looters.

Nigeria is still suffering the aftershock of your mumuism when you left your duty post to struggle for political powers.

Even now, you engaging civilians with self-praise on this issue via Facebook instead of allowing your conduct speak for you shows your mental insufficiency and lack of professionalism
What crime has Boko Haram committed that the Nigeria army has not committed to a larger or smaller degree?

another dumb quote from a fool using the military for a vehicle to actualise emotional blackmail.

Do you want doctors, lawyers, teachers, housewives to join the army? Aren't you paid for voluntarily joining the army? Or were you conscripted? Defending this country is what you have sworn to do with your life and for that you are paid. Unfortunately, you have abused, raped, killed and extorted innocent civilians more than you have defended this country.

Nuisance!
You're even defending military brutality against civilians. Unprofessional brute thug. Your lack of discipline and restraint is why there's no synergy between the army and civilian population in Maiduguri, enabling Boko harms to smoke you out and run you out like boys scout. What a shame!

A soldier is known for self-control, discipline and coordination, not impulsive animals like you who assume a uniform is a sign of superiority. Isn't it shameful a bunch of civilians trained for less than 6 months took over your bases? Mumu soldier ranting on Facebook. Olodo.



You're still reminiscing about the military era where Nigeria operated in degrees and you military boys suspended our Constitution? Wait...let me check for your Facebook id and word-flog you outside this platform.

The day Nigeria army was formed should be set aside as global mourning day for soiling the name of other civilised army worldwide.

HammerOfThor:
Shame lost its meaning the day you were born. I told you you were not worth the first slate that heralded your ill-fated educational journey.

I don't diss people, I tell it like it is.
You're the greatest mis-match I ever witnessed.

So long, JSS 2F dunce.
Plagiarist!

Shroud:


Edimolu says I'm unemployed when I have been commissioned to ensure his untimely death.

Shroud:
Yekpa!!! This must be the only sickle cell Nairaland vandal . See the shamless rippoff . And he even took 30 minutes to steal and arrange those stolen lines.

I now understand why he's been following us.

I choose to ignore him henceforth!

HammerOfThor:
Mr Shroud, behold the emboldened!!! Our serial plagiarist is stealing lines from one of our very own talented comrade, TheUmbra!

Didn't I tell you this guy is an ungrateful intellectual sponger who is too proud to bow before his intellectual gods? He follows each one of us partly for this very reason - to ape us!

Look at him! Devoid of shame!
And you wonder why he found himself in JSS2 F!
Mr shroud stop wasting your time with this dunce!!!

Shroud:
So this is all you could come up with after 30 mins? Your brain cells must be also suffering the effects of sickle cell disease.

I'm the reason your mother birthed you sideways despite weighing 9kg at birth. The bîtxh need double fisting to get any stimulation in that public chamberpot she calls a vagina.

If her clitóris wasn't bigger than her brain mass, she would never have allowed your libertine father offloaded his inferior sperm in her pussy to form a genetic mutant like you.

You're a waste of fúck, edimolu.

Your parents deserved to be burnt alive for birthing a sicko like you in digital times.

Shroud:
Edimolu, you too fücking slow. No wonder optional1 keeps pm-ing me to obliterate your memory from her life.

Be fast , boy. Can't wait all day.

HammerOfThor:
Why make ye another war when thy vanquished is yet to rise from the ashes of thy fiery wrath?

Would ye rather not take a hero's walk and let the Sour close the gate of his shame?

Shroud:
unemployment? Nigga you fücking stupid.

If you were born with sickle cell, it means your parents were unlettered debauchees who aren't 21st century compliant.

The have the same primitive desires uncontrollable like mountain gorrilas. Damn! The the brain filter that separates sexual desires and common sense in thier brains must've been completed clogged.

optional1:
una just tired me abeg..

Shroud:
Our sickle cell anemia sufferer is back. You will die this raining season will all the cold and rains.

Your mentally porous , ugly girlfriend who is the only one to pity-date you just couldn't bear to see the way I beheaded you and left you worse than nature did you.

Nairaland can never upset what nature did to you. Genetically mutated imbecilé

HammerOfThor:
There you go again, searching for me in the flurried dust of a devastating storm. But I'm long gone, save for the footprints of my conquest.

optional1:
oga you don't toy with such words nah..

All that were much and are not cool to use for toying...




Will be very happy if you could apology. Please i beg you, please.

Shroud:
Ukamaka Lovelyn, below is your friend's post I responded to. Please pay attention to the emboldened




You see why I had to burn him bright red.

Now edit your post or report him as well.

If you do not report him as well because you're bias as the mod you summoned, I shall stalk you all the days of your Nairaland life.

**Modified**

I'm calling you right away

optional1:
you people spread mat on my thread and use it as battle field..

Na wah oh.

Welldone work.

HammerOfThor:
Buahahaha!


Even pigs can fly! You never worth the first slate that heralded your ill-fated educational journey.

From feigning the thick-skinned superman who's impervious to verbal shellacking, the continuous bombardment ripped off your pretence and you couldnt stand the heat and then you resorted to cheap profanity and lame parental insults (which you paid dearly for )

What a lousy, arrogant saphead. You've given me your best shot and you come way short like a bitxh-floored nigga.

You've offered me no intellectual challenge.

Lousy JSS 2F dunce!

Now shoo!

HammerOfThor:
This has been your typical response to my continuous verbal onslaught. It has been a one sided affair as your London-bus brain got caught up in a trapping web of spontaneous improvisational traffic.

We're never pen-mates neither will I take an arrogant vagrant like you into my tuition.

You believe having the last word, no matter how feeble it sounds, makes you the winner. But I'll count my heavy blows as they land on your head and your ribcage, rocking the cowardly heart of yours while you mutter some incoherent scribble like a bitxh!

Then I'll walk away as you convulse like an imbecilic madman with a crushed ego!

Stupid retrograde!

Shroud:
see as you dey vex
You no even Sabi diss and you kuku no Sabi curse.

Oya make I swear for you make you see as dem dey do am.

* Your mother shall rely on me for her monthly hairdo

* She will prostitute to buy her monthly pad

*May your corpse never find a motuary to embalm you when your sickle cell kills you. You will rot in the bare floor of an overcrowded mortuary with bad cooling system.

* May your mother bury all her kids by her hands

* And may she be buried without a coffin besides your community refuse dumpsite

* May the efforts of your hands be unproductive in everything you do.

* And may your sickle cell be reproduced to your next generation.

* May anyone bearing your surname will views with hatred by humanity

* And you die slowly by food poisoning.
And may the name of your family hold as much respect as Anini did.
Take us to round 2

Shroud:
when I made you go back on your words and lick your own vomit, I killed you deader than your sickle cell will ever kill you.

I swing you like I swing my hoes. You see, when I dropped my first bomb on you, you promised it was your last reply to me. So I switch the ante up to course you to respond because I need entertainment this night.

Shroud:
you have been here since 2014 plagiarising rap lines from Facebook to cheat in rap section until you were caught and banned for 1 year for plagirism.

This momiker is part of your gazillion alternates you often employed to vote for yourself.

Your life will never amount more than the rags the village midwives used in cleaning off your mother's smelling afterbirth.

If nature reproduced you as a sickle cell sufferer, then you're a excessive redundancy to humanity.

Can't you see you're just a of purge of nature, a mistake?

HammerOfThor:
Psychopathic sickly, epicene dullard! You've never spewed any post worthy of a reply to my endless barrage.

Page from page, I've littered this floor with your impure, sickle cell blood.

All you've been doing is yell from your blood-stained mouth. As long as blood flows through your hands you're sure to type another weak line, but the blood supply to your brain is low as your weak cowardly heart can't beat fast enough to supply your dying brain with adequate blood so you'd end up typing some suboptimal crap that pales away in contrast to heavy verbal assault you've suffered.

Cyber-criminal! Dissociative identity disorderd lunatic!

Shroud:
Edimolu follows me after my punchlines knocks him into temporal amnesia.

Don't worry. I promise to excel in every facet of your life your father failed.

Welcome to your destiny, son.

Shroud:
This is your best shot so far as even as a newbie in Nairaland, I was throwing punches heavier than this.

If parenthood were a licence, your parents would be denied the right to reproduce their genes. Just take a look at the slip of humanity they have to show for God's gift of life. Someone so lonely he's looking for thrills online by following people randomly like flies chase shiit.

You know your mother was just a dirty fertility machine used to test the herbal potency of a dibia's concoction after your drunken impotent father was rewarded with a bottle of shnap to act as a spérm provider. Yes, boy, you're a spin-off from a dibia's herbal trial and error.

Blazing Bastard!!!

Shroud:
I am grinning ear to ear as you keep lamenting about my parental diatribes. I need no babalawo to know it's hurting you.

I think your mother should have her private parts sawed off if you're the only offspring by which she can prove her womanhood.

You're inferior to a bleating cassava-chewing goat