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Fearlez:
Hey, you're not impressed

But who asked you? Lolz, see how my un-evolved psychology keeps giving me away?

Am a biologically compromised mutant!

There is an inherent gentic deficiency in me...a natural mutation of my DNA and a mal-formation of my blood cells that make me incapable of feeling any sense of shame after been being beaten like a human trafficker!

I wonder at what stage of my conception my mother started consuming otapiapia that obviously rendered me a lunatic baby at delivery.

Doctor's marked my medical condition the first of its kind.

I hope i realize the only way i can balance out the deficit of my unfortunate birth, is for my parents to allow my sickle cell corpse be buried without a coffin so it can serve as manure to grow the largest yams South West of Nigeria.


Am nothing but nature's excessive regurgitation!

Wheew! Fixed that for ya! Now fück off and stop being poor! Dick-faced wànker!

Fearlez:
[s]Edimolu wants to text-jostle with his mental superior when his prosodic muscle is as malformed like his father's spermatozoa that could only produce a single cell anemia offspring.

Boy, Don't even think of treading this path with me; you will end up like ever spermatozoa that ran into your mother's acidic püssy: sudden death!

she had to rely on charity insemination from the coprse of a convicted career armed-bandit to conceive you.

Oya, go ask mommy your father's real identity. Lost son![/s]

Yaaaaawwwwnnnnssss........Am still not impressed! Dïckface

Fearlez:
Couldn't read beyond the first line. Such a long , laboured effort that didn't even scratch the surface.Long posts don't score diss point, rookie, you have to sting hard with precision.

Coming from the hypocritic-bastardized-loner who sent me an unreasonable, ill-articulated epistle in his second rebuttal, i really don't give a fück, how would you read your own death sentence? As long as my words are forever registered on this thread, it is win for me

Now, here is reality:After all your boasting about phones last night with your screenshot, you're still using an unrecognised dubious dual SIM brand of infinix or Tecno variant

Where is the reality? I can't see it? Another failed attempt at scoring points, fear.lez how does it feel seeing me breaking your defences? You have become a weakling with words and it pains me to know i made you this way

What a wretched, poverty-enclosed miserable wretch! My phone will quadrupled your father's life savings and costs a 100 times more than the underwears all your female ancestress have ever won, including your dirty unwashed mother whose pubic hairs is a colony of crab louse!

You sure can't get over your fantasies, a 40 year old who has no property to his name, you are a poverty-stricken-idiot, if being poor at 40 was a crime ,you would be locked behind bars and the keys forever thrown in the deepest sea!

You're as cheap as you're mother's love! bitch gave a reverse cowgirl for the price of post-buhari gala and an anal for a cold bottle of [b]lacacera[b] ;DNo wonder you father sold her off for a bottle of snuff. Cheap sod!

Lacacera? How would you know, when the taste has never blessed your filthy tongue, which further typifies and reflects your being a poor man you are always broke, you have no family, you are ugly, you only fantasize having what others have, you try to boost your ego with the ladies just to savour some dearing words so you could at least feel like a man, you are a loser in the ways of life, and that shows why you seek attention here like a washed up patient suffering from dementia

[s]You're Born with sickle cell
Yet still as stone broke as a bad joke,You would have been better off inflicted with HIV and get Government support. Cursed by nature.
Fated to be sired by a pussy-quivering idiot who ensured you were born as a sick invalid destined to die slow and painfully.Your birth is just another proof the factory of nature has grave error[/s]

Sickle cell, hiv? This dude is done for, another recycling shiit, your rapid declination in this challenge of wits is appalling,you putting so much pressure , don't worry you will burst soon enough,

[s]Your phone is so bad it can't even posts screenshots properly[/s]

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Does this even merit a reply, from the poor lord? I leave you to your delusions

By the way, how come you keep ignoring my questions? I guess am right afterall

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mrphysics:
I want you to keep believing in their existence. We need to have more victims . Because you guys don't exist, they will probably not be in existence. They exist because people believe in them. Lol

You created them bro. Enjoy their companion. Lol

Lol

Akeem1759:
Ur damn right Bro, this babe really told me a lot of things ooo, how her parents has spent fortune flying from Pastors, Alfas and Herbalist, yet no solution.. she said this Ish started when she was 16, always dreaming of having sexual intercourse with a particular man and whenever she wakes up, she go don wet... if this thing no happen to me, walai I no go believe.. same applicable to Men hmmmm.. OP should just Pls seek help before it's too late..

Yet she hid all that from you, thank God you lost that job else you wouldn't have known...

But you tried ooo, as i can't imagine it happening to me ooo, the thought of dating someone from the other side is scary, and yes it involves both gender!

mrphysics:
Lol, leave those testimonies. believing them is where people begin to contact those rubbing beings that only exist in our mindset. I don't believe in things that will bring complexities to my life. They don't exist, and they just don't exist

Alright bro...we all have our beliefs

mrphysics:
Lol. True bro. They only work for those that believe in them.

Why does it work only in Nigeria

Yea you have a point too, only in nigeria do we see stuffs like that , but on the real some of them are real, its like saying witches do not exist...please pray you don't get fed while sleeping, i know someone who gave such testimony in church, back in my first year in school....

mrphysics:
For believing you had these rubbish is enough for deliverance.
I used to believe them. Then I was witnessing this nonsense that every now and then. Till I understood through God and knowledge of physics that they are normal things, I stopped seeing them.

This days, I always pray to even see sex, food, fly, eat in dream and I don't see them coming.

Lol, i pity u

Akeem1759:
OP I guess mine is a little bit different from yours.. I'm the type that doesn't believe in all this Witch Wizard Ish cos I do tell people it's just an hearsay and it's not real.. My Story: Flashback 2009 I met this beautiful fresher in my department, long story cut short we started dating but I'm the cassanova type wey get plenty cheek apart from this babe.. while she was still in school I graduated went for NYSC.. after service I got a job at that same State where my was School was.. Settling down after few months I decided to contact this babe again for serious relationship that will lead to marriage.. I propose to her ooo she accepted, na there m wahala Start... 2months after the proposal, I lost my Job, I sold all my property including bulb for my house to take chop.. OP this thing still be like movie for my eye till today.. I started having all sort of bad dreams of a man always warning me to leave his wife or he will kill me. Friends and family we worried cos I'm already loosing myself.. My mama start to carry me from one pastor to another and all of them into conclusion that my current GF has a spiritual husband and if I disagree with them based on my believe I should ask the lady herself, she will tell me the truth.. OP to cut the long story short I confronted my babe with this claim, Lo and behold she burst into tears and started pleading that she has been looking for solution for this problem and I will be her Third guy this thing is affecting.. her mother called me and started begging me ooo sa they themselves DEy find solution to her problem... Naso I just commot for that State ooo, run for my Life.. one thing I learnt was This World is far far beyond our Knowledge, I pray God will see u thru... Pardon all the errors biko , Na Inside BRT I dey

Wow! But u know what, some of this girls do not even know they are possessed , this world is really beyond our reasoning

Fearlez:
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Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour for bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.

Hahahahahha, Egbon had to come in with the fear.lez
account how many email you get sir, smh ,such joblessness

Fearlez my boy, sorry ehn, this is the only clap-back you haven't added an emoticon, i presume to believe my last comment hit you like a thousand daggers cutting through that worthless skin repeatedly making a sieve outta you

"Before God and man"? Smh...such rhyme known to only kinders...now you question why i said you don't got game..are you being stripped-off words fastly that you would just type nonsense repeatedly? Are you this daft? Are you mad? Are you without the tiniest iota of common sense? ehn egbon?

Fearlez ,the unmarried 40+ aged fool who has got no life beyond NL, an extremely poor-soul who wished he could go back in time and re-choose destiny!

You started with reverse psychology, failed woefully at it like a 10year old writing cambridge, now you have decided to track-back on previous comments backing it up with unreasonable lies!, such diminutive-thinking you possess

****Egbon! This is fun***Having to watch you lament and strive so hard to seem relevant and appraise self-worth is irritatingly funny, makes you appear super-dumb ****

When NL was fun, i mean when you were still an unrecognised-puppet, dissing was hardcore, we all enjoyed it, but seeing your mates moving on and achieving in different sectors and proportions of life while you possess a mind stocked with such flawless-stagnancy must really be regrettable for you

Unfortunately for us, our very own ancient of days decides to stay aback and keep watch over us...Thank you sir

He calls me a plagiarist, i cannot laugh finish sir, another subtle attempt at recycling words to score cheap points, what a stale memory lane...your words have just the same weight as a basket filled with water! You are a joke

Sequel to this post, and as i would continue, you are a foolish adult with no better sense, the only success you have in record that bears your trademark is the innumerable-counts of monikers you own up to

You left yesterday only to login with four different alts just to grace your thrashy comments with likes, giving yourself exactly four likes in each post, you are a shameless-fàggot, an ugly-faced bastard, keep accumulating likes like it is your life's dependency, one would think you get paid for having likes .

The first screenshot shows you logging out after liking your post

Second screenshot shows your various alt, you are a worthless son-of-a-bitchy bastard to think you could challenge me with facts....lol, only if verbal eloquence construes life's success, would you matter

Oloriburuku oshi, oponu ayerada, omo ale jatijati...ogun kill you sef

BurningBlade:
Alright, lame!!! Even though you're picking words and joining them like an apprentice tailor


In all your lame attempts to take my crown, you once again landed on romance section surgical table and I plocked your teeth one at a time without anaesthesia and you will be forced to drink pap and eat vegetables for the rest of your pitiable life.

Right now, i can't make meaning of this baloney you're trying to type.

You're still playing catch up while I'm looking down on romance section beneath my footstool.

Don't be a rebel, son, please fall in line, you reprehensible loathsome wet dog.

Twice you have suffered the fate your father was known for : defeat!

Don't let go of my hand, I will thicken your skin and make your wits razor sharp !!


When you need violence next time, you know where to look for me, goodnight!



N.B Joe, thanks for the handle you spared. You helped me fúcked Nairaland antispam bot.

Egbon fearlez , e ti gor juuuu...way too much
Was the last part necessary, joe kor job nii, are you not the same entity? anytime you try to come out witful, you appear dumber than each previous post of yours hence lacking in intellectual diss capability, leaving traces of your foolishness steadily flowing behind you

This was never a diss for me, call it whatever you like, this is me having a glance at your word crafting attacking ability, it is weak, your clapbacks are lame, you can never think beyond 40? Is that your brain-thinking-limit? you just don't have it anymore, those days are long gone! .

.you need wisdom, an area you seem so unfamiliar with! Such pitiable existence

I expected more from you, i sweaaaariii Gawwwwwwd
Even with the gragra pressure wey you put, just to convince me, you still did not come out bright and witty


Nigga was even thanking himself!
Aye yi ti baje gan sir

Yea you need rest, sleep well, to dey carry ponpon at age 40 no easy sir

BurningBlade:
My phones cost twice as much as your father budgeted for your education!

You lack mental wits and your ability for word-improvisation is half-sterile like your mother's diseased-ravaged ovum.

Bwahahaha!

Fake laugh, buhahahaha kor bahohohoho ni
My words don't hit you deader than you already are yet you keep deleting my comments

Fearlez oooo, your foolsihness would even amaze the dumbest characters on NL, am sure before dawn, comments here would have been washed away, it is what you do, just to validate your existence on this forum...Now you know why edimolu has not gone through the stress of word-banter

You are a lost cause!

BurningBlade:
Nearly 10 minutes and edimolu, the usurper , so eager to take my throne has resorted to screenshots

His brain couldn't match my mental improvisation

I thought you said I have lost my ability to sting you with texts.

So why don't you show us what you can do.

Yellow-bellied wet dog jumping with his tail behind his broom-thin legs.

Nairaland is your wife, your kids are the comments, and what sends a chill up your spine is dependent on the number of likes emanating from each post of yours , pray tell, is that an achievement i would seek?

You would commit suicide if NL ceased to exist...seu.n is your God, you should worship him, he made life partially achieving for you

BurningBlade:
Now he disappears form the viewer's column zooming off like a domestic monkey presented bananas for the first time looking for screenshots.

Bwahahaha!

Hahahahahhahah, Zoom off? stop using half-made phones, or is it the eyes?, old age must be taking effect already

PS: you would have to up your game before i do that(screenshots), this is me just taking a pee on your forsaken anorexic-bald-head

Ask me how i know you are bald?

BurningBlade:
You're weeping, soaking your keyboard with tears as you type please allow me to laugh out a bit. Kwiokwio Leah kwah wkahhhh.

Why do I say this? Here is your posts some few minutes back:



But you couldn't honour it because each response from me leaves your more broken than your last posts

What a pathetic sod!

You're just a viral internet-debris-chewing termite slowing down Nairaland's uplink.

But the irony is that you think your words matter and equal rights apply to people like you when we all know you're genetically inferior to an angora goat.

Listen, I will beat you harder this night more than your father has ever been able to fúck your cóck-questing mother who suffers from CCD (cóck craving disorder)


Don't forget to drop your likes at the end

Just when i thought you would charge at me with an aggravated tenacity ,is that it? All that a clapback? you have been on the low sir, you are a diagrace and a disappointment sir


"Cock craving disorder", yet he doesn't recycle disses....you have expired sir...you were better than this even when i faced two of your monikers, which was rather unknown to me at the time.

Your subtle quest at reverse psychology is the lamest ever, we lot here should pity you, grace to grass, poor soul...sorry ehn, i wish i could feel your pain but am not past 40, still way younger than that sir

You can drop your story-telling epistles , i promise to give em all a like as usual..ugly fool

BurningBlade:
Then your mother must be Juliet, for I can't remember telling anyone my age except your mother who chewed a hole into my c0nd0m to have my la

do you deny you're not the slowpoke from Ogun state? i remember back then your mother ran away from home to shack up with me. I could have married her when she pleaded to have my last name.

But her family progenitress were made of women who rear children like great apes; one there and one here, like rippened oranges fallen from tree branches scattered all over the earth's expanse.

Your father later convinced her to follow him with stolen tubers of yam he unearthed from his neighbour's farm. His own family legacy was marked by lazyboned lackeys.

You're leaving out the pertinent questions.

You should ask me how I knew you confessed you were on the edge of suicide before someone recommend Nairaland for you as an escapism from the horror show that has become your life.


And this is where he has implicitly confessed to study and learn from me yet he still being pummeled like a fraudulent Wh0re.


So you want me to show everyone your very post where you quoted the OP's alternate?

This gameless son of a retired curb prostitutê has no shame or honour!
Now, you're nothing but the son of muttonheaded Floozie who draws alphanumerical tattoos on her ass reflecting the number of dicks that has severed her anus.

Tough luck for you, but don't dispair. If Your father survived as a sewage rat, you can too. None of you were created to matter much.

Except perhaps to function as an example that parents should still guide their children's marriage choices.

Exalted idiøt!

Oh no! Too bad, trying to show me he still gat game...hahahahhahha, why do you come so easy to predict, applying too much pressure makes you come off as a living joke were you having shivering epileptic hands typing that that you couldn't arrange your words properly?Now you wonder why fearlez is a fool at forty

You keep typing hogwash this long and you expect a fine polished mind like me to go through all that, pray tell, is e-slapping possible? You need a whole bunch of it

ANCIENT OF DAYS sir, you should know by now reverse psychology has no effect on me

i have not dished out disses on you yet, its gonna be a long day, why the rush?

So answer the goddamn question before i start posting screenshots of how foolish you have been, unrepentant diìckface!

PS: see why i said likes define your existence? Anyways i already fed you with it

BurningBlade:
This is the kind of tales you told that motivated your father to conduct a DNA test on you and it proved your mother's sexual honour is worse than your penchant for lying.

You're same dude who confessed here that for Nairaland he would have committed suicide owning to parental neglect and abandonment.

You truly have the habit of weaving your life experiences for others.


In this post alone, you have jumped on the OP for attention and when he ignored you like a rotten banana peel, you started criticizing anyone that could give you the attention your parents duly denied you.



What are you? You're worse than an indigent bastard. your kind of condition is what Italians call "Figlio di putana", a child conceived in a whorehouse by a regular male customer with a new prostitute, abandoned by both and raised by charity.

You keep saying my posts are recycled and I have lost my aggressiveness. Boy, have you been studying me harder than you do your term papers, with more intensity than Muslims do the moon?

What a mono-fixated lonely bastard looking for a father figure online.

You're just another floating dregs of humanity exemplifying how your mother picked a wrong sperm donor to produce an luckless idiot who couldn't pick his opponent any better.

Child of the damned!

Did you just write upto about 500 words yet without the tiniest relevance, i still can't pinch-pick any iota of sense in your baloney!

Fearlez, don't you get tired of being unneccessarily stupid and dumb, has life really had its share on you so bad, you now seek solace on nairaland by forming a useless prowess in verbal eloquency?

You are solely a living disgrace to anyone affliated to you as family or friend,Few years ago you were in your late 30's , that makes you above 40 now, yet you still have no better sense than to waltz through this confined space of nairaland to satisfy your worthless needs! What an under-achieving cūnt you are

You still have not answered my question, what adult quotes himself? And what is your main? Care to tell?

All this ur epistle na still the same recycled shiit...like i said, you just don't have the wits or game anymore, you're easily predictable now..ancient of days oshi


PS: show me where i sought for attention by quoting the op? Bloody hypocritic bastard, what's worse?

pocohantas:
You look good, but that up side of your trouser is too flat.

Wetin ur eyes find go there?

To achieve this , you need a lot of discipline and endurance

BurningBlade:
As if you have ever lasted in the ring beyond the endurance of your father's bantam penís.

You should have tarried nah, let me drown you in the murky discharge of your mother's STD-infested vagina fluid

Idiot.

Pathetic glory-hunting goofball.

Pfttttt.....All show and no go! You can do better, Gave you another like! See? Making it easy for your life's dependency

What manner of adult quotes himself? A shameless one! Smh, , should i have a brawl with you so my comment gets deleted? Nah! Not giving you such fantasies!

Pray tell? what moniker reflects your mod activities?
I should know but on the contrary you own a very large percentage of the active monikers on this forum

Nairaland's number 1 shareholder! How pathetic can that be?

BurningBlade:
[s]Hybrid messtard!

You're already getting a comic relief already. This is the mention you so need like a cheap junkie looking for crack before going cold turkey[/s]

Yaaawwwwnnnnns! Am not impressed, it is boring!

Fearlez how do you amass so much mind-numbing abilities?! Huh? Predictable bastard! Seems to me you have lost that vibrancy, i'll let you off so easily today! Oponu oshi

By the way, i gave you "one like" , that is all that matters to you, fūcking wankêr!

BurningBlade:
I wish your father wasn't to irresponsible to stay at home to man you up. What a confused aftershock of parental rascality you are.

From quoting OP who ignored you like a roadside filth , to quoting other posters looking for any means out of the horror show you call your life.

But I'm going to give you some attention you so need.

The best moments of your life is whenever you get a mention on Nairaland. That's how piteous your existence has become.

Keep studying my disses since the last time I beat you like a shoplifter and tell me when they are recycled.

Despicable waste of humanity.

Lol, i dey come, make i finish dis garri first, sho loo stupid nii?

BurningBlade:
[s]You have been serially ignored like a skinny pregnant commercial sex worker yet you have no shame or decorum. You keep quoting everyone like a drooling lunatic.

Get some purpose and stop refreshing your browser looking for attention.

Glory-hunting idiot![/s]

Pfttt, same recycled shiit....quoting everyone? Such irony, from the slozzy idiot who quotes himself, you are as blind as stupid...it gladens my heart to know you remember me ode oshi

if she no fit give u cunt, move on now shuuu, wat else do they have to offer asides sex anywaiz? no waste money oooo

BurningBlade:
When Fazemood logs out his alternate THT80 logs in.

Could say that for you too, such an irony!

Fazemood:
WOW I'M KINDA GETTING UNNECESSARILY POPULAR HERE!
Hmmm, like I already said I'm not an alias to the o.p but its not bad identifying with him

See dis one, person quote u mean say u popular....olo gogoro ni e

Fazemood:
Someone needs my attention. Hei dude, where your boss fearlez? Did he send you? I hope not cause you burningblade ain't sharp enough kiddo.

And why are you particular about word JOSTLING? Seeing it for the first time? Well kiddo go get dictionary if you have one. I can give you tips on how to find it cuz I know that you haven't used a dictionary before.

Let me know when you get it, I'm generous and kind enough to tutor you on vocabs and their meaning

Like I told your boss' QUIT SMOKING

So ure the op? O lagbara ooo

All show and no go? Pathetic

Fearlez:
[s]fed goat milk at infancy? That's my line nah. Your father's swollen scrotum contains more hydrocele than sperm making your mother's fertility work over time to conceive an inferior foetus like you, born with brain lesion.[/s]




[s]And you have been running around with an alternate account quoting everyone for the past 24 hrs after writing a 5 thousand word epistle and was rejected by romance section readership like a contagious plague.

Were you raised by a loveless mother and an absentee father you needed love here like a weather-beaten vagabond to make meaning out of your uneventful life?[/s]



[s]You can't text-jostle with me, I will behead you violently and wipe the bloodstained knife on your mother's unwashed panties.

I'm a monster!
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[s]I find unexplainable joy in tormenting mental invalids like you. But I preserve their lives sometimes as a living example to show how lucky some of us are to be born great with no extra efforts of ours. Nature just deemed us worthy.
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[s]Take a look at the words I emboldened, you contradicted yourself like a curb wh00re. You can't even lie to look smart. You must be born by a farmer who left pigs and goats as your infant buddies. Mumbling like child born with a behemoth mental impairment.[/s]



[s]This is where I should declare your IQ is smaller than your girlfriend's mutilated clitóris but Somewhere in your mother's halortry and untreated STDs is where you left your lack of humanity and social mal-adaptation.

Keep struggling to prove your nonexisting intelligence in romanceland when your O level is devoid of 5 credits after 2 sittings!

You're the living manifestation of your mother's daftness.[/s]

recycled shiiit

nikkypearl:
lol...ugly? ...
your girlfriend is not as pretty? Eiyah...i feel your pain! Get a job...weyrey

ugly girl, see her mouth lyke frog...nanamu

nikkypearl:
you must be a jerk for quoting sumone dis early just to type trash! Larokutu monday...get a life boy ..

think u say u no understand yoruba na, boy kor boys ni..ugly thing