₦airaland Forum

APC member arrested in the afternoon, then released in the evening. PDP member arrested in the afternoon, then for days he is still in custody.

I laugh at the Nigerians who are so blind to see that the next four years in this kind of administration will be a total disaster for the country.

Nukilia:
You dey mind the scammers

The guy na APC agent for Nairaland.

AONE555:
Confam gee ..
I appreciate mehn ..
Sure will browse that zone when am less busy ...

Sure bros... Them plenty.

AONE555:
Baba which area the babe they for ABJ
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I no wan mention the estate name sha, but e dey around galadimawa side. Make I no cast the estate name. I think that's like the best estate in that zone but its up to you to decide which is the best estate in that area were that kind chilling fit happen. That's a little clue bro.

APC govt is just a one sided govt. When its clear an APC member is caught in corruption, the hardly do anything about it. Buhari is just bent on revenge without considering the masses suffering in Nigeria.

frankputer:
Exchange rate now N180 to $1

Very big lie. $1 = N360 right now.

But is this not wrong? Are soldiers suppose to vote in an election or safeguard the election process? I really don't understand this.

Adasun:
then why da shakara bfor na

Obviously maybe she was scared at first as she didn't know me. But she fell for the gentleness and probably the soft approach too.

Alariiwo:
Depends.. some go chop indomie and egg, you go knack tire. some na expensive dish.. All na money

Actually sha on normal level we go to buy suya and can beer at a corner shop before we head to our secret chilling zone. So I did spend some little box which is normal. But say asking for money from me, she never did that. The girl self dey smell money na why I say na real ajebo pikin. Her skin be like say na milk and spring water she dey use bath.

Adasun:
no money was extorted?

One naira I no pay bro.... The girl is a real ajebo girl just wanting to have some fun. Like all those girls their parents hardly allow them leave the house without driver. So that was like her opportunity to have some fun and that's the reason she didn't want me to know her house inside the same estate.

PEPPERified:
The end?

No worry yourself, I go give una another gist later wey still happen for Abuja.

I was taking my usual evening stroll in an estate I lived in some years back while I was in Abuja. Most evenings you see a lot of beautiful ladies either doing evening exercise or strolling with their dogs or stuffs like that.

So on this day I came across one cute lady doing her exercise and I approached her, stretched out my hand for a handshake and introduced myself. She shook me as well but didn't give me her name and told me she was busy so as a gentle man I excused her and went my way. On another cool evening I saw her again at same place and almost same time so I greeted her and kept on walking but I had timed her already.

As a badt Edo guy, on another day I drove down there so she knows the nigger got a ride and you know some girls no dey take eye see machine. Ac pumping, gbedu blasting very cool, I pulled over and this time as a papas, I just signaled her to come over a minute and to my surprise she came over. When she saw me properly she smiled and I knew e don set. So I told her let's take a ride, get some few drinks at the corner shop and go chill in one lonely side of the estate that was still being developed.

All these while my mind na to blow that yansh and I no even remember to ask her name. Just like play I don dey touch this babe inside car, fell the seat so she relax properly. Started kissing her and she was so responding very well. As I took my hands down the major area I just realised my bread has since been buttered and ready to devour, the girl wore only her tight leggings and wasn't wearing anything inside. Just like that, no condom self I just chop this babe like play like play. Everything was so pure and sweet I just dey trip die. I no even fear for HIV or any disease because me I know say the babe na pure ajebo pikin.

After everything she didn't allow me drop her in her house and she didn't give me her number, she just told me to drop her were I picked her and we should meet there same time next day. It was the next day we went on same chillings I got her name as Ogechi (Igbo Amaka). I swear I miss the babe.

The shocking part of everything was that until I left Abuja I never knew her house and she never knew my house. We never had each others phone numbers, we just had a private good time together and she really helped my balls wella.

I want to create my own thread with my own experience

The guy that will date you with this kind of brain in your head is in trouble.

How am I sure they haven't used your pant for work.

R.I.P in advance to all the lives that will be lost tomorrow.

All of una wey dey naija dey die over Buhari and Atiku, I wish una the best. We the Nigerians in Abidjan say make una use una head as una dey for NL dey fight una self.
God bless you all who vote wisely and may thunder fire all those who vote in an incompetent president to rule naija.

This one na China made lol...

royalair:
The pot set no get handle

Na you commot the handle? Na the pot I dey talk of abi na the food wey dey inside be the topic?
All these people wey fit dey use firewood cook for house go come here dey form wethin I no know.

Buhari sent it to daura to await his coming back in 2019.

Buhari no get certificate, him ministers dey forge certificate. What kind of a leader is this one.


Some babies right now be thanking their parents say them no born them for naija...

Finally over, she ate the food wella, carried take away as well. No sex because that would have been a barrier to the success of the breakup.
Am now joining the no sex till marriage gang noni...

Now its focus to greater heights.

Is she not suppose to be in school? That does not look like the Igbinedion University I know. Where she dey step out go again.

Okay. Congratulations

Lol...

tiffanyfan:
And what type of pot do you in your own kitchen, some people can form nonsense

Asin I didn't just want to say anything to that person. Maybe his pot is made of gold.

anochuko01:
people would breakup and still have sex to seal the breakup. how do they even do it?

I fear that one ooo

Nobodys:
The send off got me ..
Op, you try...

Buh you wanna break up with your girlfriend and you prepared this for her?... She's gonna eat, hear the news, collect the transport fare and go home??...

#Makeup Sex loading 69%....

I cast and bind the spirit of sex right now.

Fine boy

hisgrace090:
A native concoction.

I dey tell you my brother, your head dey there.

N0favors:
Pardon?

Phone typo error... Please ignore

LuciferYaweh:
If you have to prepare sacrifice at least include some goat meat.

*spits

Una dey chop goat meat for hell fire? Anyway I preferred using chicken instead. Thanks for your unnecessary advice away.

I know I will get a lot of bashing on this post sha but I no fit shout. First of all who say guys no fit cook, you are sleeping on a bike lol....

There was a thread somewhere here were I was talking about breaking up with my girlfriend this weekend because she likes sex too much and I can't cope with that kind of her addiction to sex. Well today is the day so I have specially prepared this lovely jollof rice, waiting for her to come so we eat very well and relax while I will have to give her the bad news that its over.

Shey she no go break my head ni... At least I give her better food chop first and I go give her enough money for transport.

Am officially single again... Lol