Has your brain been frozen? Are you not aware there are governorship elections coming up and there are governorship aspirants from APC of which he is the chairman.

Do you think his position is just to campaign for the presidential election alone?

APC really packaged this guy and its Oshiomoles handwork as the guy is from Edo State self. Who answers Nicholas Felix in Edo state? Na wa oooo

Chaiiiii Oshiomole wise sha.... See as them package this guy for PCP wey be APC arrangement, come put him party near PDP for the election form wey deceive people well well. Now on top bad rigging them come dash the guy score wella so last last if yawa burst them go say maybe people wey be wan vote for PDP mistakenly vote PCP and nothing can be down about that. Badass APC.

Buy 2-3 cartons of indomie noodles, buy stove, buy take way packs, buy two crates of eggs, buy bottle of oil, pepper and few other stuffs like sardines and like two frying pans.

Find a good location around campus were you don't have to pay much or pay anything at all as you are a student. Every evening and weekends carry your stuffs to your spot, give yourself a unique style of arranging nice noodles and eggs for students and ensure you are very neat in what you do.

My guy, trust me you wont believe the oil money flow you will start receiving. But abeg, no go allow fine girls come dey shake body for you come dey chop credit, you go wreck quick quick.

Just focus on giving them a nice package of tasty noodles and fried egg (you call call it "Noodles on my mind" if you like). Let people know you for selling the best tasty noodles on campus and that's the beginning of success. Even when you graduate, your noodles will till mind in so many minds.

slawomir:
Kevin Hart own self dey he body

When he is doing stand up comedy he is not funny

But when in a movie he is absolutely funny

Check the movie " ride along"
Night school
Jumanji
Central intelligence
Wedding ringer

You are the one who thinks that way. In America his stand up comedies are very funny to them but our naija brothers are dry to them even when they are very funny to us. Two worlds apart bro, that's just how it is. He one one of the richest comedian in the world.

I can cook very well as a guy so it will be hard for me to marry or date a lady that can't cook. Eating outside often it very bad for the health because you can never tell what are you putting in your belly being that anyone can do anything to keep their business afloat like mixing old food with new meals just so it doesn't waste and using dirty water to cook or wash. Even sweat dropping inside food as they cook and sometimes worth things you can't imagine.

I just can't imagine how many guys especially out there have been feeding on girls menses in that their favorite restaurant and they don't know.

Anyhow how sha the truth is that fresh food is always good at home so if a man as to work hard to provide good things for his home, he should have a good woman that is ready to take care of the home and keep him healthy by preparing good meals for him.

When kids are grown up and can do certain things themselves then the idea of house maid or helpers can come in but as young married couples I believe its necessary for the lady to ensure her hubby eats good meals at home even if she works or not.

Tottenham Hotspur for live. We go all the way.

This guy still dey get hope. Him never serious.

Behankey:
This happens when there's not enough space for an upgrade on your device. Get a memory card and free some space on the phone. Then try again

I am having a problem with my Techno spark. The phone has 16g inbuilt memory space and I also added a 16g memory card to the phone. Now the problem is every thing goes to the phone memory and at the moment phone memory is almost full. I have tried to transfer most stuffs to the SD but nothing goes there. Everything still goes to the phone memory and is already full so I have to delete and uninstall a lot of stuffs.
Please any idea how I can transfer everything to the SD and subsequently for all my stuffs to be going to the SD instead of phone memory? I have tried through the settings but still does work.

Even Buhari has been through this route before all the while is was always contesting against PDP and they always paid no attention to him. Now him dey do them back, e dey pain... Lol

IjebuWarrior:
OP... So interesting you know this guy very well even to the extent of his thoughts...

OP, You're that guy, abeg!

Hell no... I no dey love like that ooo. My love dey see road wella.

Just imagine how some girls can be very heartless. This guy really loved this particular girl and I mean genuine love, so he really wanted to have a good relationship with her.

He was asking her out though, but then she hadn't accepted yet. However she was already giving the green light so the guy just wasn't pushy about it because he just felt it normal for the girl to do small shakara. They do go out together, hangout together a lot and he always buy her nice gifts and stuffs.

Finally when she went for her service, she invited him over sometime towards the end of her service and this guy took a flight to see her, spent a week with her there and came back very happy that they are now officially dating because they have a good time together and even made love. Note that they have been communicating really good all the while she was serving which made her invite him over while she was rounding up.

Two weeks or so after he came back from the trip, this guy saw her wedding pictures of Facebook. Asin the thing weak the guy so bad. Aside from the fact that he loved her and she messed up, what really pained the guy is that she knew she had a fiance and she never told him and then still slept with him. Why on earth will she do that to her fiance, WHY?

Buhari is teaching every future president how to use the security agencies to function properly.

BronzeMajik:
how about I switch off my TV and lament on how nollywood movies are so predictable and, forget all about it?

Sorry to burst your bubbles dear, I can bet you can't guess this one.

However though what I have in mind is different and so unexpected, I just want to see other people's thought or what they think would happen next.

PLEASE IGNORE ANY GRAMMATICAL ERROR AS YOU READ AND ENJOY.


Mr Daniel (Danny) is a young soft looking handsome lawyer with a good taste for fashion and style. He has private office within the premises of a multi million naira real estate firm, in a mega office complex around V I in Lagos.

Anita is a beautiful young lady who works with the real estate firm as a marketing executive. She has just been out of her long time relationship with her ex who jilted her and left her heart broken so she is in the process of putting back her life together and focusing on her job.

On this very beautiful morning, Anita got to work a little bit late so as she got to the office complex she hurriedly rushed through the hallway to get to her office and he the process bumped on Mr Daniel at the hallway. The files she was holding fell as well as her handbag so Mr Daniel assistant her in picking up her stuffs while she was really apologizing for my mistake.

At that very moment, that was the very first time Mr Daniel was coming in contact with such beauty of Anita's kind within the office premises. (Beauty they say is in the eyes of the seer). He quickly introduced himself as Danny and asked her name. She just told him "Anita" and hurriedly again we whisked away leaving Danny standing speechless and looking lost. You could tell from his looks that he was really swept off his feet by her beauty.

Later that day during the closing hours, Danny waited outside just to ensure he sees Anita again before leaving and just immediately she stepped out of the premises, he quickly approached her and asked her to be excused for few minutes. As usual he started pouring out how he felt the moment he saw her and how he will love to take her out on a date anytime she is free and promised it will be in her own terms. She didn't even waste any time, she just told him point blank that she isn't interested and that he should please avoid her because she could be rude sometimes, and then she walked away to get their taxi home, leaving Danny stunned as he stood looking her her leave.

The next morning, while Anita was on her way to get her lunch during the break, Danny spotted her and quickly rushed up to her. Before he could even say anything Anita just told him point blank, this would be the very last time she would allow him get this close to her. She said she isn't interested in anything he had to say and he should please let her be. As she tried to walk away Danny gently tried to hold her hands to plead with her to just allow him say something, but immediately he held her hand, her next reaction was a very dirty hot slap that he never imagined a beautiful girl like that could ever deliver. He was so shocked and as she walked away, he just told her "you should never slap a man", " you would regret this some day okay ".

Over a month passed by but Danny and Anita never crossed path or set eyes on each other again. The thought of someone like Danny working anywhere in that premises had even been erased from Anita's mind and they had both seemed to forget about everything.

On this faithful day, Anita's boss calls her to his office and tells her to prepare for a presentation for a mega housing project deal they are about to seal. She was so excited that she was called to handle the job and that was an opportunity for her to be in the meeting with the top investors and the MD of the real estate firm she worked for. All through that dey she worked hard in order to ensure she delivered an outstanding presentation.

Next morning, she is all gorgeously dressed up, early for work and super ready for the biggest assignment of her so far with the firm. Time ticking, her boss comes into her office and tells her its time for the meeting and they both head to the boardroom. She sits quietly observing some of the quest present while they all waited patiently for the MD and his PA.

Few minutes later, the boardroom door opens, a man walking in with his PA behind him holding a briefcase. The whole atmosphere looked tensed and Anita's heart is beating and also excited to meet the MD for the very first time. Immediately the MD worked passed her and the turned around to have a good him at him, she gets the shocker of her life. Mr Daniel, the MD right before her very eyes.

Immediately, the MD seated and greeted everyone, he asked that proceed for the meeting immediately because he had another important appointment to catch up with. Then Anita's boss calls her with so much confidence he already has in her to deliver. Just there Anita broke down, gelded her head and told her boss she is sorry and she has to rush to the clinic because just just developed a severe headache. She immediately took her bag, rushed out boardroom and off the office premises, took a taxi and straight home she went.

Her boss was really devastated and apologized to everyone. Mr Daniel just asked him to go find out what's wrong with her and reschedule the meeting for another day, and the meeting was dismissed.

All efforts to reach Anita that day failed and so her boss asked one of her colleagues who knew her home to pay her a visit. When her friend got there that evening, she pleaded with Anita to say what the problem is because they had always been sharing some secrets together in the office and Anita had told her about the incident with Danny without any knowledge that he was her overall boss. So she finally opened up to her colleague and told her that she found out in the boardroom that day it was the MD she slapped and she couldn't put herself together to do a presentation in front of her boss that she slapped.



WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN NEXT?

Yahoo boys were the best digital marketers in Nigeria before they turned everything to ritual and blood money.

Your uncle loose governorship and senatorial. Wethin you wan talk again? Abi you wan make APC finish him music career.

Chaiiiiii.... And that is how PDP has ended. APC now the big boys in town. A new opposition party loading... Saraki the head.

Na wa oooo, this is the man I have been looking for since to see if he has been removed from senate. The man is still going back. Jesus is Lord over everything.

Wow. Seems a lot of ladies out here don't believe in this, probably a few sha does.

prinsam30:
prison break and 24 jack Bauer

Your head dey there. Two bad ass movies I can't stop watching.

The try these:

POWER & EMPIRE.

POWER.

That movie is a bomb.

I am actually writing something hopefully crazier than that.

stagger:


Someone can have the calling without the accompanying character traits. These are two different things. You do not want a pastor that has a calling but has a weakness with handling money.

Let me tell you something you don't know. The churches have already failed in this regard. If the heads of churches were close to their members, they don't need an interview to know who is capable of leading a church or not. They should know and coupled with the direction of God.

These things you see now are just to bring in money money and more money.

If I tell you my experience in this same church when I went to Ghana, I swear you might never go to a church again but I just realised true Christianity is in each individual heart of man and not in the church.

Mankosi:
Interview for pastors? I thought it's suppose to be God's calling?

That thing dey weak me oooo. I still don't understand up till date.

SoftP:
are pastors employed?

Oh you don't know. You are really lost. If they are not employed what is the interview for?

Yale9:
cast this thing already..

Don't be scared, you no be badt guy. You are already on a journey to the limelight so no fear. Remember this day I said this.

APC is very smart. Jonathan will be regretting now why he didn't use the powers vested on him the way APC is doing. Many of us might think APC is being wicked but if you look very deep, you will see that both APC and PDP are power hungry parties and now APC has decided to use the powers vested in them wisely to tackle PDP.

Sorry to say but APC actually will not leave power till they rule more than the years PDP has ruled and trust me, we shouting more suffer might end up enjoying the next four years more than we imagined.

Lankybaby:

yes

Nice one. Am Cherub.

Hairyrapunzel:


Buhari doesn't like looters have you forgotten?

Story for the oracles

KubwaBoy:
Time to start looking for Visa. Even Kenya, I no mind.

You never serious to Travel na why you dey find visa. Within do Abidjan or Senegal or Liberia wey no need visa if you truly wan travel. I no wan talk Ghana because them don cast.

Donmedra:
Yes

Atiku win or loose I don't care again.

Akpabio has finally retired

You are wrong, Akpabio is now APC so if Buhari wins he is likely to have a juicy appointment. Unlike Saraki that is completely retired because if Atiku should loose which is already the likely case, there is no single room for any political appointment.