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APC really played smart in this election and its very obvious Buhari has won the election. Am only sad because I don't see what will be different in the next four years and these same people who voted for him will come out crying again.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
She for even ask wetin dey her body wey young man chop am finish with condom come give am 500k!? What young man does that? When no b pot bellied polithiefian

That's Abuja for you. Once you got a nice ride and look good, talk smooth and look loaded, no body know who be who because they believe you could be working for any big politician or even be the son of a big politician.

deepwater:
Kia

Lol... Na Optima or Sportage you dey call? Abeg which of the Kia be that.

djoe21:
Bro you need to calm down with all these your sexcapades.

No worries bro, I have a lot to tell. I don repent now sha oooo. But am just dropping my past experiences one by one so one day I can come to my threads and be laughing at myself.

uboma:
You are same with EdoBozz, another child who prefers to rant. When you get tired, go get some sleep.

Abeg park well and carry your adult self out of my thread naaa. If e dey pain you say we be kids why not ignore us wey be kids go follow adult reason. Abi your sister or girlfriend tell you say something like that happen to her you come dey vex dey feel say na me?

What's your own bro. Just ignore my writeup and go follow the election threads abeg.

uboma:
As you were not looking for a serious relationship, you still didn't have to lie and pretend to be who you are not just to get to her pants.


You are a child.

Live with that bro... Mr adult.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Fuuny story. So all in all you guys wanted to prove a point right? I still stand on my belief that not all Abuja ladies are runs babes.

Oh dear don't get me wrong, I am not saying there are no good girls in Abuja. I actually later dated a very good girl that stays in gwarimpa estate. We dated for three good years but we just pathed ways due to distance as I moved out of naija and she also moved to another country too for her masters.

uboma:
@EdoBozz, you and your friend acted childishly.


If you had to lie to make her accept you, then you have inferiority complex.

Bro forget that thing, I tell you say I dey find girlfriend? I dey catch my trips you dey tell me of inferiority complex. Why would I have wasted my time to pass through long process when I wasn't looking for something serious and I fit bet say that lady get boyfriend or fiance self.

BlueAir:
maybe it's ur estate sha. But some estate houses aren't the same.

If this story is true, then u get mind. I don't have the liver for this

In Abuja estates, that's how its built. The houses are the same in the estate. Like in my estate, all the house in phase one are the same kind of bungalows and upstairs. In phase two all the houses are the same type but different pattern from phase one. And so on up to phase four now or even face five because the estate is big.

Some people don't have sense and will just post rubbish because their brain is empty. So a small child cannot follow their elderly ones to a polling unit. Why did you not show them holding PVC and casting votes let's know it is real.
See how the op is as dull as Buhari.

BlueAir:
I would have believed this story if u hadn't written she was brought to ur home bedroom. Since that's the case, she would have come back to curse and swear at ur door step not everything ending happily ever after like u portrayed. But the strategy can work if only she was hammered at an hotel

Guy its a big estate and my guy wasn't foolish to have driven in a way she will recognise the particular house. First of all all houses in the estate are the same kind in every phase. Being the first time to come there it won't be easy for you to recognize the very particular house you entered except you visit more than once. Its not like a house in a street along the road and the security is very tight that you can't come into the estate and be roaming about from house to house trying to identity who lives there if not na cell you go end up.

cutesmilez:
wee u keep quiet? U follow d person enter polling Unit ABI.... If u wan lie, atlist use small sense...

No mind the guy, you go know say the guy self no go vote and he has no single clue how voting is done.

Working class girls for Abuja, I fear them die Everybody eye dey for money. That's how we pick one up one day on her way to work. My friend had to act like my driver calling me oga. As we dropped her at her work place, a banker oooo, my friend rushed out to meet her and told her that his oga will love to see her after work. Na so she carry number give my guy. My guy just told me not to gist her anything that he has finished the work for me with what he told her.
By 6pm he called her has she instructed and he went to pick her, bought are fast food takeaway and delivered her straight to my bedroom as we already planned it. She wanted to start forming gist and asking to know me more and I just asked her if she is in a hurry to run away from me. Without saying anything thing else I just told her to take off her skirt suit and everything. Just like play she did not hesitate but she asked me if I had a condom which I didn't have. So I called my friend to rush to the corner shop to buy as a driver things you get. She was like no my driver (my real guy ooo) would know we are going to have sex and I told her obviously she already knows the reason why he brought her to me. Omo my guy funny sha, na so my guy carry condom put for tray come serve me for room say oga I don bring am. That's how me and this banker got down and after everything I just formed phone call that i have an urgent meeting. I told her I will write a cheque for 500k and give my driver to give her and go drop her off then I will collect her number from him and call her when am free.

The mumu babe was so happy and I left to hide in another room and told my guy to go drop her. My guy brought one dead cheque that the account is empty and closed and signed 500k for her.
He gave her and took her to drop her somewhere and in the car he said he was playing with the girl and told her as oga give you this kind money how much you go give me naa, the stingy babe say when she cash the cheque next time she is coming to see oga she will give him 5k. Asin my guy laugh die sha.

After everything sha, the next day its like bank clear her say the cheque no good so she call my guy wey form driver dey shout for my guy say its like my guy job her give her fake cheque then collect the cheque oga signed for her. My guy start to speak Hausa for phone like say na wrong number.

That day laugh wan kill us so my guy was telling me on a very good day if we no do her like that, the girl no for even answer us because we no be alhaji. After that day sha I never set my eyes on her again as she didn't even have my number and just knew me as a diplomat working with the UN, all na wash.

Petmatch3456:
Please read below

Why are the mods lalasticlala not able to ban this person that has been spamming all the threads with this scam post.

KingSatan:
THE NAME OF THE ESTATE IS "SUNCITY ESTATE".


I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE SEXCAPADE

MY DAUGHTER DID A GOOD JOB.

GET READY TO LOOSE YOUR MUM.

Lol... Make I fear abi. I give her Edo sperm so no shaking. Your daughter no get power lol

Omoboricash:
If you truly have sure numbers, I believe u alone would love to Win billions of naija. Why are u deceiving people ,have u given enough sure number to ur siblings or they don't want to win big.
I recommend for the mode to ban this fraudster for life. He disturb the peace loving people of this forum. Thank u

The scammer is related to the owner of this forum or one of the super mods. This is because I see no reason why they allow him spam the front page with this nonsense all the time. But if it were you or some other person they will ban them immediately.

seyigiggle:
This must have been the greatest achievement of your life.
Abeg go out and vote Ajebutter Atiku

No vex ooo, I no dey naija to fit vote. But abeg make una vote wisely so we fit come enjoy naija again.

Newboss:
Most attractive area in Abuja?

Abeg shed more light on this part?

He said distractive, not attractive and I do understand what he means by that. If you are the kind of guy that can't keep your eyes and cucumber of ladies, then na you go kill yourself by your self. A lot of girls you can easily get down with both hustlers and normal good daddies girls. As for married women matter, I only did that once because the lady said she was no longer with her husband and he had married another woman. Very beautiful sweet hajia with two young kids, but however I just couldn't continue with the thought of what if she was lying to me and she still has her husband, an aboki for that matter, na slaughter the man fit slaughter me ooo. So anything married women matter be it divorce or widow I no do again.

seyigiggle:
The way you dey emphasize Ajebo Pikin makes me doubt your story

Yeah because I had never met that kind of soft looking homely girl before. If you know the estate sha, you go know say poor people no dey stay there.

Dshocker:
Where do you know in ABJ?.....I already told you to stop lying.

Okay sir I don hear. I dey lie for Africa. Shey you go rest now?

MallamJackson:
Well,don't know why I've always seen those colors as mismatch I mean it should have been:

- Green for presidency

- Red for the Senate

- Black for the reps


Regardless...



I'm sooo under THE UMBRELLA



#DecisionTimeNigeria

Actually the Senate is the Red Chamber.
House of Reps is the Green Chamber.
Then the President should take the black.

Dshocker:
Stop lying

See this one ooo. Who you help wey I come carry dey lie for you? As e be say you no believe maybe because you never go Abuja before you for just lock up and bounce out my thread.

iAudio:
I will try you when the need arises. I am following you.

My moniker tells you more.

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Looking forward to that.

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keryj:
Suncity or games village
But you are not serious

If you know you truly know... Badt gal...

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OlaThrillz:
i bliv say na SUN CiTY, one of d most costliest estates in abuja.. d place fine die! house maids dey fine pass lekki babes, i'm speaking 4rm experience.. I neva nack any1 sha buh I *hope to SOON*!!

Badt guy....

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Olawalesmarter:
It may take 24hour before it circulate to other platform. I just used other search engine and the price is the same, i don't believe it too though

I hope you have seen this post in the front page now?

https://www.nairaland.com/5040741/one-dollar-not-n184-google

Olawalesmarter:
It may take 24hour before it circulate to other platform. I just used other search engine and the price is the same, i don't believe it too though

Baba believe me, the app we use for our transactions update every minutes. That news is fake based on assurance. If it were true, it will be updated on the app immediately. There is no way it can happen and you see it on google and say it will circulate within 24hours and its not updated on our app bro. You may not understand the app we use but that news isn't true in anyway. I won't argue anymore so you wait for 24hours and then go and find out again. If possible go and change dollars and see for yourself.

Olawalesmarter:
You are a Liar, i just Checked it now and it is 184Naira Google is yout Friend.

Baba go and tell that your lies to those that will believe you. I don't need google to check such lies. Dollars is what we deal on everyday for businesses we do to naija. I don't have any reason to argue or doubt you if you are correct but am telling you that your information is wrong because it didn't take me a minute to check current rate with our app.

AONE555:
You don meanit ..
Baba you still they the area

No bro, but my guys still dey. I no dey naija at the moment but when I show, na back to that zone to chill. Definitely easter period if war no dey naija after this election.