₦airaland Forum

mallamseifaldin:
Buhari you are disappointing me..

Stop granting this criminals bail, jail them so that others will learn and the world will know that you are really fighting corruption....


PMB please let us go back to the old path, let us go back to 1983 when corrupt politicians are jailed.....

I AM TIRED OFF ARRESTED TODAY, BAILED TOMORROW......

This is not military era,that is why buhari complained that the judges are his problem,
buhari is not a judge,to be granting bail.

ElDaIllest:
So far nestle tells us this is the best cure? ,who I'm I to argue

Not funny,this is a serious matter.

ilobasama:
Everyone is a thief

But only when caught.

Remains me of secondary saying,
tapping is a skill,but when caught it is stealing.

dason4life:
She is a NATURAL thief. . .#GreatIfe

Haba bros,artificial thief dey?

9inches:
Dr. Bennet Omalu does not have the kind of terrible accent Will Smith portrayed in the movie.

Bro,i know,i'm trying to make a point,that as far as anyone can speak,they must have an accent.
Whether the accent is audible and can be dicephered quickly is another thing.

the accent portrayed is Hollywood sterotyping the accent of yoruba,perhaps in the early 1900's
I think a guy used it in Bourne's identity 2,that guy called Eko in the lost series,the british Nigerian.

texazzpete:
But your hero GEJ had an information minister, then Doyin Okupe, Abati and Reno Omokri, all used to disseminate information.

What are you calling him, too?

You forgot to add Marilyn Oga and the DG of National orientation agency,Mr mike Okiro,if i'm correct.

Jesusloveyou:
u read without knowing what u read, shame to u

Check his name,it says it all.

richidinho:
why?
what appun 2 the remaining N100bn because during the previous administration it used to be N185bn every month

Oboy i need to know where you got your stats from?

LesbianBoy:
UGLY GIRLS!

Identify yourself.
Are you a he or she?

SPG4U:
[size=15pt] no you are wrong personally I do not believe that trash


but only fools like the OP,that gave the post a meaningless topic,

the MOD that brought such a stupid post to front page


and those who believe in the trash.


(you use the word "fool" )

so I think you your self must be foolish for thinking everyone is as foolish as you[/size]

WORD.

hollywater:
See finishing. What is that Lagusta saying? Government trying to reduce the rate in which it citizens are dieing because of Alcohol ,you are here calling northerners.
Even Russia did the same thing in 2010.

Russsia's case was from home brewed alcohol that was leading to death,because of lack of quality control and poisioning.

RichYoungNigga:
His accent is lame.
I'm a full blooded Nigerian and speaks the 3 main languages spoken in Nigeria but i can't understand what he was saying.

I wonder how a foreign interviewer can understand his lame accent

This man is officially insane.
He can be the president for 90 years, my igbo brothers don't give a flying and running fuccck.
The economy can't stop us from owing businesses all over the world.

The only people it will affect are the tribe who has produced about 5 Nigerian presidents and are still poor and the tribe who sold all their properties and lands to the Igbos (names of those tribes are withheld)

I think with what you have stated above mostly from the accent point of view,you really are the last to make an opinion when i comes to accent,No one in the world exists without having an accent,and it has nothing to do with the amount of languages you know how to speak,
put any video on Wayne Rooney,sir Alex Ferguson,Steve Gerrard,even Jose mourihno.

what you would hear are deep accents,bill Clinton,George w.bush all have accent,even when you can hear them clearly,Father Mbaka has one and it doesn't hinder the delivery of his thought,so my friend don't bother, wandering if the presenter can hear him or not,having an accent only serves as a marker of your dominant language affecting the delivery of the present language you are communicating in.

Have you heard of russian accent,irish accent,japanese accent,french accent,polish accent,igbo accent,yoruba accent,hausa accent.

I guess you don't have an accent,well congrats and that is you business,but stop hating on other people's accent,you aren't GOD.

lastly watch concussion by will smith.

Accent at play.

The list intelligent of them.

Nigeria's publishing industry lacks a place for proof reader,and it could also be the fault of the type-setters,typist,have you taken
a job to the cyber-cafe for typing and printing,even with what you have written clearly,the typist has his/her own idea of what you wrote.
It is well.

bros,how are you today?

Hope fine!

the question you ask can be gotten from a simple google or wikipedia search.

the thing about programming and programmers is that,they try to be detailed in their dealings,coding and art of code,hence they usually are deligent in knowing the why,how,when,where's of programming.

Turning to your shampoo for the hair you would hear,Lather, rinse, repeat (sometimes wash, rinse, repeat),that is like an algorithm,short for algo,it's a step by step process of arriving at the solution to your problem.

find the average of these numbers? 5,5,5,15
step 1. sum or add the numbers to get your sum
5+5+5+15 =30

step 2. Divide the total by the amount of given numbers.

Total = Sum/4
Total = 30/4
Total = 7.5

for Pseudocode the name pseudo means (like).Wikipedia states pseudo as behave like or appear like the real thing,therefore pseudocode would be a code that behaves like or appears like the real code.

from the above average example the pseudocode could be:
exactly what was stated before arriving at your calculation and answer.


the real code,let's say like in python
sum = 5+5+5+15
average = sum / 4
print('The average is ',average)
The average is 30.

i had to quickly put you through,any mistake is mine,have a nice day.

okosodo:
you still dont get it, islam

Every thing is islam,get your details and facts right,or you just what to comment for commenting sake.
Read the links below.

http://www.nigerianmuse.com/20080415091214zg/nigeria-watch/the-best-of-reuben-abatis-editorials/ayodeji-omotade-vs-british-airways-by-reuben-abati/

https://www.nairaland.com/1334479/visitors-nigeria-uk-pay-3000

Opinedecandid:
God will save us from this evil Government.

May they not succeed to short-change us and circumvent us, and mortgage our future at the same time.

How will we suffer now and suffer then?
God forbid.

Short change you say,what happened to the previous government's un-doing,we weren't short changed then.

hesiod:
In the spirit of sunnah, buhari prefers to do business with fellow Muslims than Kafirs save when it is absolutely unavoidable.

You are out of line,my friend

dammytosh:
They said you need a sponsor to get a visa.

So how is that a problem for you Mr. Adeniyi.

Or you just want to write for writing sake ?

It is still the same group of drug dealers, prostitutees and criminals who caused this that will be the first to criticize.

I salute your input.

emorse:
People fear what they don't understand and hate what they can't conquer then ascribe it all to religion. Who knows, they may be right. Maybe that's what religion truly is about.

Na andrew smith or nas you dey Quote

Nonybb:
IS IT Buhari THE TRAVELLING PRESIDENT. HOW CAN THE MAD MAN SEE ME WHEN HIS NEXT DESTINATION IS MAR

Re-edit your picture
Na APC chairman be that,not lai Mohammed

Lvlink:
you see how daft you are? Where or how on earth does same sex marriage produce a child? You really need cognitive re-construction!

this is 2016,unfortunately they can adopt.

ddippset:
what question? Some of you actually think that buhari collected money from dasuki, and then the same buhari is going ahead to prosecute and expose dasuki, and co. How stup1d can a human be? What's the level of IQ in a brain nowadays?

WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dtruth3:
can you elucidate further? I understand you are perfect in spoken English!

Modified*

See how you are disgracing yourself!

I understand you are perfect in spoken written English!

ddippset:
how much did Jim nwobodo STOLE? Credit - Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. GCFR, PDP, CLUELESS,

Grandpatron of Ekpas association

Used to love this guy,until he failed himself.

Monimatic:
Zombie oh! Zombie ......

Ekpa oh! Ekpa............

honfnj:
Zombie spotted

Ekpa spotted

Nice idea,you can't tell other ideas that would spurt out of this one,i did tell you to go for it.

It could help solve that niche based area of python.

Trailblazer1:


Ben Murray Bruce is the #Change Nigeria needs not the current blamers

Though the dullard in aso rock and his zombies prefer German made BMW, Bruce is showing Nigerians that Nigerian made Innoson is world class.

I know this, because I have #CommonSense

LIKE if you have common sense

dullard director,Gej your hero never used innoson.
You would have to get used to living with PMB as you president or change citizenship.
Libya, Liberia, Sierra Leone, South Sudan,Zimbabwe, Namibia, Somalia, Syria, sao tome and principle is there,make you pick.

eniyebaba:
This old man and complain. Na wa

o boy go get the meaning of complain,he was explaning,giving reasons and end result of the implementation of the TSA

Segunagagu:
Am 29 and i don't know how to drive!!!!!!

Don't worry when the need arises,you would do the needful.

adren:
The world is rapidly evolving and so are the inhabitants thereof.. it is no mere gainsaying that kids of nowadays develop and grow rapidly into adults and most times we wonder how time flies..
However, unlike their foreign counterparts, most nigerian parents are reluctant to teach and orientate their kids on driving lessons.
Driving is a skill which if acquired, is improved upon over time before the driver can become an expert at it..
So dear nigerian parents who can afford a car, highlighted below are reasons why you should teach your kids to drive before they reach full puberty.

1. freedom of expression: nigerian parents' head swell when their young ones make them proud but only little of them gives room to aid their kid's expression and courage.
imagine a 22 year old asking NLders how to toast a fine girl in his street wtf!!!
please, driving lessons can boost your child's morale and physical skills because kids are naturally born to be eager to learn new things..

2. emergency cases: i once heard a story of a woman who wanted to give birth.. her cell phone was down, her husband was away from the country, it was just she, 4 cars in her garage and a 12 year old who couldn't drive.. unfortunately, she died..
i heard another story too of a man who, while driving to his hometown with his 9 year old kid got an heart attack, it was that boy who bravely drove his dad to the hospital and saved his life ( it is no mere fiction, i saw it on a national daily)..
now, what does the two stories above preach to you??

3. sweet sixteen: in UK, when you are about to clock sixteen, excitements fill your heart because you are either gon get your own car or you are gon have full access to your parents'..
reverse is the case here and it is quite unfortunate.. even if you can't afford to buy your kids one on their birthday or you do not have one of your own, take them for driving lessons and obtain driver's license for them 'with faith'.. trust me, it is the best present for a sixteen year old..

4. sheer embarrasment: in this age, it is now more embarrasment for a teenager who can't drive than for a fully grown woman who can't cook ordinary soup..
yes..it is true
she can cover up her mess by buying food outside or employing others to, but you can't hide the fact that you can't drive..
infact, it makes you lazy and awkward..

5. job opportunities: evidently speaking, some firms require those with driving lessons.. driving is a whole skill on its own..

My dad's boss wanted to send me a message when i was 15 year old..he asked, could you drive?? i answered no.. he was just shaking his head in pity for me.. then, he asked his 13 year old girl to drive me to get the assignment done..
i had regrets from that trip, i am sure i'd have been paid a lot of money if i had acquired driving skills earlier..


Nairalanders, abeg come and share your driving meme and awkward experiences..

What age did you learn to drive??

Ever been embarrased by your lack of driving abilities?? please share


temitope steve reporting

Flawed logic
Flawed Analysis

1.freedom of expression
Of all things in life driving a car validates and conforms to freedom of expression,i did say you hit the wrong buzzer,what happened to been amazing in literature,writing books,computing and programming,sports,culinary activities,even gaming,building another social media platform that could be rival virtual reality.
freedom of expression is more than driving a car,why not build one,now that is freedom to express.

2.emergency cases
That is what the ambulances are for emergency,your neighbours,pop,mom,older siblings,except you are in the Antarctica,in such cases a sledge and not a car would be needed.

3.Sweet sixteen
From wikipedia,'A sweet sixteen is a coming of age party celebrating a female's 16th birthday in North America, primarily in the United States and Canada'.
Keep being a sweet sixteen out of the reasons for driving,you could do better.
Should it be sweet pre-fifteen,after all the article state reasons why you should drive before you are fifteen,sweet sixteen means

4.sheer embarrassment
At this age,not been able to drive should be the least of your problems,not to talk of sheer embarrassment,
Not been able to log-in to a social media network,not having an avatar,not been able to put a smile on someone's face,not thinking of your peers in other war torn countries,not been able to be creative enough,not been under the influence,are better ways of quantifying sheer embarrassment.

5.job opportunities
You dad's friend had a 13year old driver,or should i say a 13year old that could drive and bothered to find out if you knew how to drive,op give me a break,job opportunities are uncountable that driving should be the less of your worries,You need to go some where,hail a cab,that's what a driver is there for.Except you want to end up being dangote's truck driver,i did pass.

I guess if you are using the article for traffic generation it's understandable,but the title missed the spot.

Femco2016:
Teenage driving on Nigerian on roads? No way....we dont obey traffic, is the answer..... Its only in Nigeria that someone is making a reverse on round about....tell me.

You over make sense,i beg give some to the op