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Politics › Re: DAAR Communications Letter Of Apology To Tinubu (Full Text) by eDoc: 7:48am On Feb 06, 2016

ishowdotgmail:
Tinubu :FATHER OF NIGERIA POLITICS
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Ja.... Ga ... Ja... Ga..... JAGABAN

[b]Modern [/b]FATHER OF NIGERIA POLITICS

Politics › Re: DAAR Communications Letter Of Apology To Tinubu (Full Text) by eDoc: 7:47am On Feb 06, 2016

2kris:
It was business tinubu should live with it,not personal @ all.
But dokpesi should try nd pay up his workers are starving

He is living with it,hence the retraction of their statement and public apology tendered.

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Islam › Re: Who Is Your Most Favourite Reciter Of The Quran by eDoc: 12:49pm On Feb 05, 2016

shakur4luv:
Al-Qunut

Are you trying to be funny?

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Politics › Re: Tinubu And Dokpesi Settle Libel Suit Out Of Court by eDoc: 12:46pm On Feb 05, 2016

Sezuo:
Most smartest We call that...

Tinubu is the smartest politician in Nigeria.

smart.
smarter.
smartest.

many
much
more
most

smartest has made the qualification,putting most means there are other politicians in the smartest category,hence
there are many smart politicians
there are more smarter politicians
there are also much smarter politicians

but most smartest,orally it sounds right,but belittles the quantification of the word 'smartest'.

Politics › Re: Tinubu And Dokpesi Settle Libel Suit Out Of Court by eDoc: 12:39pm On Feb 05, 2016

aaronson:
Take it or leave it, Tinubu is the most smartest politician in Nigeria.

Tinubu is the smartest politician in Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See Doctors by eDoc: 10:08am On Feb 02, 2016

Bestbeelieve:
To Speak in french or daura english

Bestbeelieve english.

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Programming › Re: Best 2016 Online Business---- by eDoc: 10:01am On Feb 02, 2016

BlueWizAngel:
good u think its a scam.....but do a quick google search bet u u will contact me

contacting you right now,still a scam!!!!!!!!!

Career › Re: Dana House Assembly Plant Sacks All Their Graduate Trainee by eDoc: 9:06am On Feb 02, 2016

Dragonking:
The graduates have been used and dumped...the Indians know fully well that they will make them permanent staff by this month so they go rid of them...

This only happens in a country where you have an illiterate dullard as president and a mere commissioner as VP.

this happened during obj and gej's time,your labour ministry,labour unions and committees on labour and productivity in the senate and national assembly should be questioned too.

Mr literate.

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Food › Re: See The Bush Rat That Was Killed At My Workplace Today (Photos) by eDoc: 8:50am On Feb 02, 2016

Prodigee:
Mm OP all this sharing of lassa...there is God o!

All this lassa fever you are sharing!!!!!!!!!

Politics › Re: PMB Should Send Lai Mohammed To Hold A Press Briefing In Sambisa Forest - Fayose by eDoc: 8:39am On Feb 02, 2016

justified19:
how sure are u dat he went to skul.

for an uneducated man like him, I think he really tried.

tho I am convinced Dat he is a "mumu"

Brother,as you are talking about education,you should represent,what is skul?what is tho?what is Dat?
i can give you leeway for the word mumu.

Being educated is an everyday thing,you don't need to visit the ivory tower or four walls of an institution,
A conductor is educated in his own level,shoe shiner in his own level.
Going to school entails being learned.
Have you heard of the saying,'Though you are learned,but not educated',and this is coming from a woman selling roasted maize on the street to a youth-corper because of her actions.

Politics › Re: PMB Should Send Lai Mohammed To Hold A Press Briefing In Sambisa Forest - Fayose by eDoc: 8:11am On Feb 02, 2016

searay:
I hate Buhari, one word for me

MUMU

Romance › Re: 5 Beautiful Colours Men Love On Women [PHOTOS] by eDoc: 7:55am On Feb 02, 2016

Estharfabian:
Arrrgh!
You Really Deserve A big Knock on Your groin Area! Balls most Preferably.

Our worlds doesn't Revolve around "Guys". sorry!
Mine revolves around making legit Money..
Not Every girl makes "Marriage" their TOP priority...Only Insecure girls do.

Happy New month By the way.. You've been scarce!

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PS---Those calling me feminist..Thunder faya You all!

You should have made you statement without this,priority thing (Not Every girl makes "Marriage" their TOP priority...Only Insecure girls do.)
what exactly is priority,some are life-time priority and others are yearly,monthly priority that can be changed and updated.

At a point in your life university admission was a priority
Graduation was a priority,Service was a priority,Getting a job or established business-wise is a priority
Also marriage becomes a priority,getting/having kids becomes a priority,getting them grown and nurtured becomes a priority,the list becomes endless.

You get to wear the color you like is your right,answering the individual the raised the marriage card,can be done,without the statement
Not Every girl makes "Marriage" their TOP priority...Only Insecure girls do.

Actually the insecure girls,was what got me,not fair labeling any one insecure.

Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Welcomes Buhari To Lagos (Photo) by eDoc: 7:41am On Feb 02, 2016

RichYoungNigga:
Welcome Home my love.
I'm so in love with this man
See how Buhari transformed Nigeria in just 8 months in office.
m in love with this man
See how Buhari transformed Nigeria in just 8 months in office.

I receive 10,000 naira every month.
School fees is now free.
$1 is now 1 naira
8 months uninterrupted electricity.

Boko Harams is now a thing of the past, The Nigerian Army killed 1 million of their fighters and also captured their leader Shekau alive.

Buhari is the best president in the world.
I hope he rules Nigeria for 50 more yearslFnI receive 10,000 naira every month.
School fees is now free.
$1 is now 1 naira
8 months uninterrupted electricity.

Boko Harams is now a thing of the past, The Nigerian Army killed 1 million of their fighters and also captured their leader Shekau alive.

Buhari is the best president in the world.
I hope he rules Nigeria for 50 more years

NAIRALAND WAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOTTED HERE

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Programming › Re: Aptech Students What Languages Re Tot In Ur School by eDoc: 7:22am On Feb 02, 2016

you are better of learning on your own.

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Politics › Re: Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See Doctors by eDoc: 7:17am On Feb 02, 2016

Visiting a doctor,could be for basic health check-up,imagine this headline

Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See Cooks,because he has to eat.

Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See Reporters,give them update on what is happening in Nigeria.

ANOTHER WAY OF LOOKING AT IT

Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See ~~DOCTORS~~ FOOTBALLERS
Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See ~~Doctors~~ MECHANICS
Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See ~~DOCTORS~~ JANITORS
Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See ~~DOCTORS~~ SENATORS
Buhari To Speak To EU Parliament In France, Source Says He Will Also See ~~DOCTORS~~ ENGINEERS

stop sensationalizing the president's visits and movement.

Family › Re: Oyibo Woman Enjoying Her Trip To Abakaliki With Her Hubby by eDoc: 7:02am On Feb 02, 2016

Nonybb:
IF ONLY SHE KNOWS WE HAD AN IDIOT AS PRESIDENT SHE WOULD RETURN HOME WITH THE NEXT AVAILABLE FLIGHT

MUMU IN INFINITE PROPORTION.

Celebrities › Re: RMD Shares Hilarious Throwback Photo by eDoc: 4:44pm On Jan 28, 2016

1stolax:
IN a movie set

Abi

ON a movie set

Where the picture was taken,hence in a movie set(movie set-up)

He was on a movie set,hence you are seeing the picture.

context bro/sis

"Who did this to me in a movie set?
He knows who clothed and dressed him,hence who did this to me,that's in the past.

YOUR TAKE
"Who did this to me on a movie set?"
Perhaps,still asking,who did this to me,'on' is still kind of continuous,he doesn't know who clothed him and is still
trying to find out who did this?

He is correct and you are too,but get the context.

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Politics › Re: How Nigeria Was Ripped-off In $470m CCTV Project – Reps C’ttee by eDoc: 6:25pm On Jan 26, 2016

telim:
Bros jonah, thank you very much for sharing our collective wealth to few of your paddy's, but remember its pay back time. You and your cohorts will be probed and definately vomit all of our stolen wealth. Shege Dan banza Kawai. Mr ba takalmi

Translation:Shege (MUMU)
Dan banza(FOOL,SENSELESS) Kawai(LITERALLY MEANING,ONLY). Mr ba(NO) takalmi(SHOE)[/quote]MUMU,COMPLETE FOOL,MR NO SHOE.(COMPLETE TRANSLATION)

Sports › Re: When Will Dwayne Johnson (a.k.a The Rock) Stop Buttoning His Sleeves? (photo) by eDoc: 11:24pm On Jan 13, 2016

Na signature.

if you be him tailor,no put button for the cloth

Programming › Re: Please How Do I Block Irritating Pop-ups by eDoc: 11:30am On Jan 13, 2016

check recently installed softwares,and uninstall.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real-Madrids Manager, Rafael Benítez, Sacked!! by eDoc: 5:32pm On Jan 04, 2016

IllestMind:
Not just yesterdays game. Every game!!

The few matches I watched I was very disappionted (madrid playing cross and nod)

Elclassico was a disgrace

Why would ronaldo play right and bale play left?

Rubbish tatics rubbish outcome

I happy die make e go premier league back! This is spain!! We don't do "cross and nod" we tap, break into your defense and score.

He won the same la liga in 2001-2002 season and 2004,when mardid and barca were there,give some respect to him.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real-Madrids Manager, Rafael Benítez, Sacked!! by eDoc: 5:23pm On Jan 04, 2016

JaypeeAnics:
bad luck just follow that guy..he was sacked because Madrid didn't win a trophy last season
I'm sure eyimba will sign him

you just dey start football this season,carlo ancelloti was the coach that was sacked for not winning a trophy last season,benitez was in napoli by this time last season.

Programming › Re: I Want To Design A Software For Facebook Research!! by eDoc: 4:06pm On Jan 04, 2016

Your algo will determine that,throught their api (application programming interface),keywords that you use, strings would also determine that by SEARCh and FINd,just think search engines like google,bing and when you are using a notepad,microsoft word,ideas are really around you and perhaps with regular expressions,filtering comments too the same method.

You still need the ropes of programming.

Think like a computer scientist
Invent your own computer game
snake wrangling for kids
i thinks no scratch for kids ,it's a 2.0 version of the above book.
Quick python by Manning
Python for absolute beginners Micheal DAwson

They are all pdfs,just plug the name on google and put pdf at the back.
e.g Python for absolute beginners Micheal DAwson pdf

Politics › Re: Residents Chase David Mark's Contractor Handling Road Projects Away by eDoc: 5:18pm On Dec 24, 2015

Rxpetite:

nigerians' tolerance level don decrease. lwkmd
we just dey look buhari. if care is not taken he ll be the first impeached president.

Don't worry he would finish this term and the next.

Politics › Re: Olakunle Taiwo: 'How ‘sagay’ Interview Ruined My Honeymoon' by eDoc: 5:05pm On Dec 24, 2015

obasiken:
This is the kind of confession u hear in a fake pastor's crusade.
I was on the way to kill pastor. Then i say a light and d light was shinning and i fell and i stood up and i enter the church and fire was burning me and and ........

Mr journalist tell us the truth. This confession get K' Leg

You are the baddest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Politics › Re: Foreign Students Scrambling For Selfie With Jonathan - Pics by eDoc: 4:02pm On Dec 24, 2015

drss:
My political ambition is not worth the blood of any nigeria. - President Goodluck Jonathan.
If I lose 2015 elections, baboons and dogs will soak in blood. - Buhari, gworo master.
Two quotes from nigeria's leaders. One an international democratic figure, d other an international terror star.

Still the your president,live with it.
While GEJ was a former president,live with it.

Politics › Re: Foreign Students Scrambling For Selfie With Jonathan - Pics by eDoc: 4:00pm On Dec 24, 2015

nnachukz:
God bless my former President. It is only a zombie that prefers a WAEC holder with F in Mathematics and Economics to a PhD holder. Was Buhari ever invited for any International occasion since 1984 to when he became the President? The world knows a dull.ard when they see one.

After his tenure of two terms he would be invited,to come and explain all the miracles he performed in nigeria.

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Literature › Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by eDoc: 2:12pm On Dec 24, 2015

Truckpusher:
Where is the concubine by Elechi Amadi

The lion and the jewel by Wole Soyinka

This book written by Cyprian Ekwensi? I've forgotten the title sha.

The passport of malam ilyah

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Programming › Photo Of The Day(for Laughs Only) by eDoc(op): 11:20am On Dec 17, 2015

Photo of the day(for laughs only)

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Programming › Re: How To Learn Database Management by eDoc: 3:17pm On Dec 15, 2015

this would take you by the hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Pr1VgPK4w&index=1&list=PL_c9BZzLwBRK0Pc28IdvPQizD2mJlgoID&utm_content=buffer34125&utm_medium=social&utm_source=plus.google.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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