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MyInfoo:
Sorry I cant vividly remember what you did asked for. Sorry for the short memory can you kindly remind me?

chai, no need, I'll call and tell them I wasn't in town.

Back to Lagos. Myinfoo, hope you helped me do what I asked?. If not, u don give me big work o.

see the groom face. I just dey pity his career.

d lady carried him and his weight no put pressure on her

d beating for house go be die o

see proton sha....

NEWBIN:
1 Corinthians 1:18

" For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God"

keep laughing bro

lols, u still dey form.
Don't attack ur audience mr.

just do as u requested. u wanted attention and u got it. ok, answer d question mi very hilarious friend asked.

u av many a audience and they are trying to see what u can offer for that ur op is somehow- claiming what u don't av.

if its ubenis, yooguys or paulgrundy, I'll knowd arguments will be challenging buh u? ok, I don pass boundary. answer that funny guy's questions simple, no face me

TheIndustrialist:
This guy is simply seeking for attention because his presentation tell how lost he is.

I can imagine Jesus saying he is greater than himself ? For my Father is greater than I .
I can imagine Peter receiving a revelation from the Father that Jesus is the Son of God ? He isn't the Father - Jesus.
I can imagine Paul who said after Christ has subdued all things, the Father will rule over all things or have dominion over all things ?
I can imagine Paul pointing that the head of Christ is God , just as Christ is the head of the church ?
I can imagine Jesus saying that he sent himself ? For my Father in heaven sent me.
I can imagine Jesus go to himself ? For I go to my Father who sent me.
I CAN IMAGINE JESUS FORSAKEN HIMSELF ON THE CROSS ? My God, my God , why have you forsaken me ? = My self, my self, why have you forsaken me ?

...

The list is just much.
Anyway, no doubt that Jesus is God but he is not the Almighty God.

hahahaha, .d most hilarious buh best answer . I like this guy. oya mr op answer this (mysef, mysef why have me forsaken me?) I still dey laff

importexpert:
hi, happy new year brother and how is everything? i just checked my history now and found that your upgrade have been delivered since 10th of december. kindly check the mails you received that day. your success is truly my pride

I couldn't find it. checked both spam and inbox. I think there's a mix up somewhere, pls check again, I haven't seen mine. my mail is 7sevensadigheji@gmail.com

symbianDON:
the man probably owns a carwash....he must have mistakenly swapped the cleaning rag with his wig.

symbianDON:
the man probably owns a carwash....he must have mistakenly swapped the cleaning rag with his wig.

looks more like a sponge to me

I believe u somehow av come across something u think is plausible. When the questions start coming, I see u running in circles.

Don't get me wrong, I'm just here to enjoy all d fun. Buh know you don't understand ur own bible.

The bosses of this section will soon silent u (8

vooks:
Conditional prophecies are untestable; if it comes to pass, it was prophesied of, if it fails to come to pass, people prayed. You can never go wrong with these

The real deal are the unconditional prophetic utterances.
Here is the thing, unconditional prophecies cannot be stopped; they must come to pass or you are a false prophet
Under unconditional statements, we MUST dismiss vague statements or generalities which can be gleaned from contemporary circumstances. Examples;
1. Politicians bickering- this is guaranteed
2. Air crash- we MUST have some any year
3. Death of a member of a group- entertainers,politicians....at least one must die
4. Terrorist attacks- predictable based on the recent history say of East Africa or BH

The solution is to go down to specifics on these generalities. if it is an air crash, ID the airliner or the country and the casualties. For death, ID the person and so forth

With due respect to the men of God and Holy Spirit, these are not prophecies but intelligent guesses which can be made by ANYBODY without the Holy Spirit.

Prophets of 2014 use two escape routes to get away with failure;
1. God delayed it
2. God repented/changed his mind

Common scriptures include Hezekiah bargaining with God as well as Jonah. But the frequency with which these are invoked leaves us having a God who is indecisive, not sure what He wants. In Jonah's case, it took an entire city repenting to stem the imminent destruction. In Hezekiah's case, God simply healed him from a disease that could have killed him.

cc Moderrator, PaulGrundy,todayguest

on point.

belloahmad:
lol. be patient as i will mail yours as soon as possible. people will just wake up and start doubting everything including themselves. funny people. how is business?

oga, did u forget I'm a subscriber? send my own na or didn't u say its free update for subscribers. sorry I didn't share my ss here buh give me my right o.

u might recall 7sevensadigheji( at)Gmail.com

supermartins, write abt it here naw, or u don't want our contributions? I hate using my phone to stream and later not liking it. I fit swear for u if this bastard. curiousity.in me make me stream that thing o

confirm osusu ministry. right from 1998, I know his smooth talking is for osusu.

btw, would u blame d musician for singing nonsense or the morons that bought his shiity music? I for one, don't blame him, after all he dey his church jejely na d morons waka with osusu for pocket come meet him.

this lady is on point.. I can recall my grandmother telling me about a time when traders leave their wares in yhe market and stones indicating price of goods. also in sokoto where they don't have doors.

and Welrez, poverty didn't start ppl taking the goods without placing yheir money as was d norm then. just as mznelly points, moral degradation, greed and laziness made ppl to just walk into other ppls open houses and take things (stealing).

well, its just human nature or d natural way things work. all must deteriorate simplex so its not new and don't expect we religionists not to bank on it, its wat we do

wierdpsycho:
CAVEAT EMPTOR

NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM ANYBODY HERE, A WHOLE LOT OF THEM ARE SNIVELLING HYPOCRITES.

BE WARNED!!!!!

how weird, advice is what we ask when we already know what we ought to do buh that's just mi opinion

Mr op, except u're looking for something else, I believe Mr Ayoka and Mr Starlingleanet has answered ur question. Unless u don't understand English..

A fine thread. Here's mine.

A kid who lives near my mother's shop, be telling us in details the grand battle between mama and Papa. chai, very hilarious

he'll be like "my daddy just blow my mummy for here like Jackie Chan....he'll point to anywhere in his body ... my mummy no even get power, she just fall for ground like this... rolling on the floor..

come see laugh.. na..

e many jor

mehn, I belong to more than one crew o. see as I just dey laugh.

one guy even opened an association of thread derailers . of nairaland.

good one Sanchez

I will just stay put. All points raised are valid. Any counter theory to support the immortality of the soul?

pls share...

Btw o, apart of that first lie, which other lie this devil lie again that made him the boss of all liars? *wondering aloud*

make I jus dey look sha, maybe someone go answer.

Op..u forgot to mention the blessings and what preparations you're making and how it will benefit the few and how you plan to assist fellow Nigerians and...and....and....and...


come complete your thread/info

One thing I've noticed about most of the topics on the front page of this forum is that the subscribers on this forum aren't satisfied with the quality of information on the front page.

Left to me, whatever should be on the front page should be something that can make many a people benefit from their time and data spent on this forum.

Buh the recent trend of putting/posting topics that add absolutely nothing or have no value or taste is really alarming.
posts like the new blackberry charger shocked me to the bones.

So I want Oga Seun to look into this matter, I like nairaland and I've learnt a lot from the arguments I made with fellow nairalanders and I believe every subscriber to this forum have their reasons for being here. So Oga Seun, come do something about this your new super moderator o.

This thread below shock me, that's y I open this complaint thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/1068156/bottom-hole-ache

Fellow nairalanders, share your views so we'll have quality and satisfying topics on our Front Page.

englishmart:
op tell us the truth!
Who injured your anus?

are u pondering what I'm pondering?

Shawl001:
. Well let's wait aπϑ c, time will tell. ℓ̊ jes hope, wyl A̶̲̥̅♏ in Heaven, ℓ̊ won't b waving at U̶̲̥̅̊ in hell....catch d truth now aπϑ save ur soul... Ignorant fellow! #whom d god øƒ dis world as blinded der eyes not †☺ c d truth#....anyway, will keep on praying ƒσя U̶̲̥̅̊.

ok bro, when u wake up

I'm off, thread's derailed

Philfearon, come see Abithel... make una talk, I feel I'll gather info from ur convo

Shawl001:
. You get it bro...ma mind is made up since fa...†☺ go †☺ Heaven... What øƒ urs? †☺ go †☺ hell?

here to watch... u're going nowhere bro. wake up... all goes to hell/grave... even the Christ spent three days in hell at least that's what ur bible says @Acts 2...


well,I'm just here to watch u guys argue...

Just here to watch.

Frank and Davien, great posts, good points buh I tell u what, that guy's mind is already made, he won't reason. person wey mumu pass me...he own don finish.

still watching.... just watching.... still watching...

MyInfoo:
We sent to you yesterday but we have also resent to you now. Check either your inbox or Spam folder

pls here are the numbers and name of the schools, I'm having problems with my gmail account.

Grand College
08027353834

Queen Maris Group of Schools
0809930026

Note that its the numbers of the principals. Just update them about the schools already using your platform and encourage them to call me for demonstration pls.
I will try to continue calling them so as to remind them buh help do this pls. Will continue Mi search sha, and thanks..

Partnership vow and Pastor's birthday vow? Na wa o... I just dey laff here as all e customers/members dey form defence..

eminentme:
wetin u fyn reach there? take time o.

E concern u ?

wetin u and me find come here? make we mind our own business o. see ur teeth sef

zat no.5 ehn. e get k-leg. well I was here. let. me tag some ppl.


Alfa seltzer
Philferon
Son of Satan/Lucifer

oga, come see una broda in service

philfearon:
Lol.
Hello Ed!
Been a while now

Me Ed? ok.

How's life