₦airaland Forum

@roki that's the thing, different girls give me different feelings, i want to know which of them is LOVE.
The girl next door makes me think of food, the other one makes me feel sleepy in a good way and there's even one who makes me fart.

@Rokiatu, you said it's a different feeling for everyone, but what exactly does yours feel like if you permit me to ask ? May be mine might be similar to yours.

@omega it's not about knowing when i'm in or not in love. I want to know what it feels like, is it a tingling feeling or do i feel high like i'm on drugs ?
PS: i've never used drugs before.

@maxidoe, i'm not sure of that "treat them like animals line". This is the same man who called a pastor a fool on National TV for trying to defend the killing of hausas in jos; the same man who i heard ordered the execution of one of his men for raping a biafaran girl during the civil war. Stop demonising this man.

Thanks a million, so anytime i like myself for who i am that means i'm in love .

@dayo. Ok , obasanjo is also responsible for the current clashes in jos i believe. Ethno religious clashes take place because of a back ward group of people who manipulate beggars to gain political points.
How can anyone blame OBj for political assassinations and thuggery when those things have always been a part of society ? If anything OBj should be commended for fighting campus cultism which is one of the factors that lead to political assassinations.


About zaki biam and odi it is unfortutoncte they happened, but what do you expect when you send in the military to quell violence cos the police force has become inept from years of neglect by previous administrations. Just last week over 40 people were killed in Thailand when a scenerio not nearly as bad as zaki erupted in bangkok.

What's this, no idea ? So love really doesn't exist.

1. Go and ask civil servants, pensioners, health workers and the academia when dignity returned to their lives. Nigerian workers can actually purchase brand new cars with clean money today, how else to fight corruption ?.

2. How can any sane human being cry over a company that only provided 450 thousand lines to serve a country of over 120 million people ? Anyways i know that the customer care alone of the GSM companies is providing far more employment for Nigerians than Nitel ever could.

I've seen brothers batter themselves and cuss their mums over girls; i've heard of gorgeous girls abandoning their families and friends over every day guys; i've read about people killing others and then themselves over this thing. Please describe how it feels cos i've never felt it and need to know when it's around.

Is it like my favorite dish or drink ? Is it like watching my favourite sport non stop or watching a new episode of my favorite TV show every hour. Does the feeling come in my head, mouth , tongue , toes or where ever, please who can help me so i don't miss out on this so called "magical" feeling i so desperately want to experience.

^ Tell am

What is Militophia ? I think we need a standard definition for that.
About Man U, i think they've reached the end of the road. It will be down hill from here on as Ferguson's senility begins to kick in. The crippling debt will see to it that they try to maintain their aging and flacid squad current with little additions. In the eyes senile Ferguson, Scholesy, Neville and Giggsy are still 18 and can win him another treble before he retires in 2019. I will not be suprised to see the return of David Beckham and Stam in a bid to keep up with Man city.

. We heard he's the son of Jonathan, a fisher man by trade. But these days he's become a fisher of men, a good teacher(rabbi).

^ And in return he'll do his favorite thing with your young wife also.

^ abi o , let them even add the military to that list, go and ask them. See the rubbish that almajiri chidicris is posting, OBJ brought unemployment to Nigeria and caused mass exodus of Nigerians can you believe the billy goat ? Nigerians have been emigrating for twenty years now if you don't know. I remember one Ad when i was little where Andrew was entreated to remain in Nigeria and not travel out. During Abacha's time i remember the persistent fuel scarcity that raged on for years while oil bunkery was going on with Abacha and his cronies making billions from Nigerians blood. Was it in OBj's regime that we started experiencing endemic power outages and water shortage ?
Some people are just too stu.pid to remember yesterday.

Giving plots of land means to dash/gift/free. These lands belong to poor people who were forcefully evicted in the name of the "Abuja masterplan". These gifted lands run any where from tens of millions of naira to millions of dollars and many of these thieves have got them all over the place. Even El-Rufai did the same thing though to lesser degree. I don't know why abuja has to have a minister, that position should be democratically contested for.

^ You're a real joker, LOL . NITEL ? Dude are you kidding us ? That point alone disqualifies every other character you punched on your key board.
Please answer this question, from your own estimation, is Nigeria's telecom sector better than it was even in comparison to the rest of the world or worse of ? Do you know Nigeria has the highest number people with internet access/users in the whole of Africa ? What position were we when your "NITEL" was functioning ? Don't make me laugh please.

Come on guys, do you believe that "trying to wrest gun from the arms of a police officer" line ? That's like the oldest line in law enforcement, i'm sure even the Romans used it when asked why they killed Jesus.

Just ask anyone who has worked through the 80s, 90s and noughties who restored dignity to their lives in terms of welfare. Before OBj there virtually was a non-existent middle class, people can actually look forward to retiring from service after a lifetime of serving their country and not expect to become beggars.

@mikeansy. Guy, i was in University during the OBj days, even the academia which is known for hatred of OBj as a result of "Ali must go" disaster used to comment on how their lives changed for the better from 99 onward.

No contest, absolutely no contest in terms of our best president ever. Infact if we seperate OBJ's military term as ruler from the democratic OBj and he'd be 1 and 2. Just look at the calibre of his financial people, these people gave Nigeria back a middle class in a country that was formerly constituted of the rich rulers and their families and friends, against the poor hungry workers and unemployed.
OBj you're a bad man but still the best we ever had.

I can't say that my phone has replaced the PC but any where there's gprs signal my phone changes that place to heaven for me. Even there, yes i mean there, i browse with it while doing it, wipe myself, flush the toilet and carry on . I'm sure i'll using my thumb even on my dying bed.

Just cos you're the best doesn't make one a genius.
So this argument must continue cos it has to be established if Jose is a genius or just a fluke who uses stupendous sums of money to buy success.

But Robben's channel 10 seems to be the strangest one i've seen in an athlete for years. Even Pete Sampras and Zidane did atleast manage to make it to 30 before shedding those follicles.

^ slimey pig , anyways the injury'd leave you too weak to geddi up .

Dear Lord, thank you that Arsenal has never gone through the humiliation of losing by two goals to nil, to fellow human beings, in a UCL final. Help teams who have gone through such trauma recover fully and live fruitful lives afterwards.

My initial question was intended at humour, i'm one of those who sees the humorous side to tribal bashing. Like 2face(middle belter) said, "nobody body holy pass yeee. . ."

But why are Nairaland girls so heartless ? Muki and Flo croc were swarming all over dayo when the going was good, clubbing together to the bits of eldee on wheels of steel, now that dayo's plane has crashed like the greek economy i can't even catch the scent of their perfume for miles.

Senator becomerich Bako Yarima Alhaji

Poor toba, if only dayo was as smart as you, he wouldn't have taken his life tonight

Inter's a good team, period. Not fantastic, not spectacular, just doing what's necessary effectively.

In the words of papi Aluwe, "after disgrace, na wetin remain"