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One barsetard just fed me with enough paraga to lift a space ship , hope i land before Arsenal game .

Thy word fair existeth not in dayo's vocabulareth

^ Exactly ! Besides Pidgin english is a derivative of English language which understood by all english speaking West Africans.
Miss Moderator you're too brilliant jor .

Dayo has finally made a sensible statement on NL.
Perez should truly buy the club so there'll be no return leg.

Don't mind the perverted fraudster, he is using free Google Translator to extend the life of his worthless thread.
Idiota , no be only bwk, na bordeaux . *hisss*

If i was in Warri i'd be a millionaire. Do you know how much you could make from kidnapping Ibori's relatives ?

With no one mentioning Merida, does that chap have a future at Emirates at all ?

The prison guards were armed to the teeth as usual and were all on full alert. Einstein and Melissa with the agility of alley cats, leapt what must have been 80ft into the air before somersaulting and landing softly on the roof. Einstein then whispered to Melissa, "how do we pass through those metal bars and reach Cell block 4 where the target is being held ?". Melissa winked at him and answered, "don't worry your head sugar, just leave to moi. You just be on the stake out here alright?", "alright" Einstein said nodding his head.

Melissa then stood up straight and started to utter some unintelligible words to psyche herself before she started walking towards the metal security door on the roof. When she reached the door made with metal bars placed horizontally with little gaps between the bars, she contorted her whole figure and started to slip slowly through the bars like a soft pillow being pulled through them. After she was completely inside, she repeated the same action at every security door till she reached Cell block 4 where the target was being held. All the prisoners were asleep when she entered the room where the target was being contained and woke the him up, "are you the target ?" , "yes i am he which ye seeketh" he replied. She then rubbed a gel on the metal bars protecting the window of the cell, whispered "2 minutes" to the target , looked at her wrist watch and strapped the target tightly to herself. Exactly 2 mins after applying the gel the metal bars crashed to the floor with loud clanging noises, but before the cell occupants or guards were awokened by the noise, Melissa was climbing and flipping to the roof with the target strapped to her back like a baby.

This is what two games against AC milan can do to a team.

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If only the EPL were the Bundesliga, cos Bayern would be an apt description of noTHINGS < sh*t.

Muki don go do introduction for dayo village for Lome or what ?

okay okay, fun time's over. liverpool come and receive yours for the season.

Actually you guys misread dayn's true intentions. The question mark, "?" that follows "Bayerna Bayerna fans thread" on the title of this thread already disqualifies the implication that he created this thread for Bayerna Bayerna.
So we can infer that other important issues of importance to European football like Arsenal, Ac Milan, Van Bast(best ever European strikes), Chelsea, Man U , Barcelona and Liverpool can take preeminence here.

^ Diaby stopped a penetrative run into our 18 that could have resulted in a goal. Mascherano and Carragher did the same thing a few minutes before our match, difference though is Reina didn't punch the ball from the resultant free kick straight at Rooney.
The moment Manone gifted Cole that ball the complexion of the game changed. The gunners were put under unnecessary pressure and became uneasy resulting in situations like the Song one.
Good thing you made reference to the Manone howler cos that's where it started, The thing is i don't subscribe to your knee jerk remedy. Manone's error should better be regarded as a heuristic lesson in his developmental process. Before crucifying the poor chap you guys should check out the atrocious errors people like Cech, Cassilas and Valdez have been making recently. But i do agree It's time for Goldie to taste first team action again.

^ Ritchie, please be easy on him. Notice the "hooker on heroin" reference i made. The hooker will do anything to try proving she's not addicted to heroin.
Milan consistently win champions league every decade to the Primate means they've been winning it since Napoleon was defeated at Portugal.

All these knocks, niggles, bumps and keloids are beginning to annoy the hell out of me.
Na only Arsenal ?(okay, may be Liverpool too.)
How come the Lampards and the others don't get their share of the rubbish too ?

^ yeah, very strong point there. Too many stars so we need action to keep em busy.

That and the fact that Liverpool don't have a second team

Women think men and women can only be friends in an exam hall.

^^ Na by force ? Let me choose my own friends na !
I like what i see here unlike some other places I've been, shikena !
Italian dons, i hail o !

Never been a big fan of C C, but what the Heck.
Which cup did Martin Oneil, Heskey and Leceister City knock us out of a decade ago enroute to their lifting it ?

Hope you know your Sheva example buttresses my point and not yours you nit wit.

So without any shadow of doubt dayo has just declared Egypt the best footballing nation in Africa.
While i don't disagree with you, this insight into your thought process has just giving me an inkling as to why you would think Germans are the best footballers in Europe. What a pity ! You had so much potential when you were young your uncle and i thought you'd work with NASA athletics department.

What is it with food that girls have no self control over eh ? By the time one is 18 is there anything you haven't had a taste of. I used to remember girls hating food when i was younger but that's not the case anymore.

For all of you who say she should go and find a man who likes fat women, prepare a ticket to Mauritania for her cos that's the only place left where they practise that stuff.
Thing is, It's a two way street. The guy gasto be tapping himself to make such demands

Any one with injury news on TP Mazembe should let us know. Injury news in Heartland is rejected.

AC Milan, the only real big boys of Europe, The team that consistently wins CL every decade, i hail o.
The team that converted Juve to local champions and Inter to UEFA cup team i hail o.
We missed you in last year's UCL, the competition was like guguru without ekpa, i hail o.
The team that treats Real, Man U and Bayern like heroine addicted prostitutes whether home or away, i hail o.
Make una hurry up qualify for next so Arsenal fit use una finetune our 4-3-3 before we meet Barca.

Exactly toba.
Egyptian Clubs have won more African Champions leagues than other clubs.
The Egyptian national team has won 6 ACNs, more than any other African nation- Nigeria has got 2 only. Does that make Egyptians the best footballers in Africa ?
Consult with dayo before you answer.

Where did i stop ?
Ok, after Alexander finishes with your asses on saturday it'd be left to hamburg to ensure that Van Ghaal gets fired.

Martin Jol are you ready ?


[size=20pt]Lets go stuttgart [/size]

toba:
Klose u mentioned is d 3rd highest goal scorer in d world cup history&he has a chance to increase it in 2010 Since ronaldo isnt going wt brazil.Ribery is so good that man u,madrid, etc are ready to pay £65m for him £9m more than kaka's £56.so we have world class players¬ local champion

He scored half of those goals against Saudi in 2002 for christ's sake

THE BOSS

We have a great chance to win the title this year but of course you cannot repeat the kind of performance we had this weekend. However I feel the Premier League is tight right now and I'm convinced it will be very tight until the end.

Thanks for your continued support.


shikena !    

In a league where people like Mario , Klose, Frank Spencer and Usofia can become MVPs, surely you don't need any further evidence Toba ?

See what your rabies is causing me. I meant to say ,That it was in 1998 and France had home advantage and as evidenced by their performance 4 years later and by the performance of their clubs in South American competitions, Brazil have recovered fully unlike Germany that don't seem to be able to put their league back in order.

That was in 1998 and France had good advantage and as evidenced by their performance 4 years later and by the performance of their clubs in South American competitions they've recovered fully.

When last did a team reach the world cup finals only to be disgraced by the opposition by two goals to nil ? Who else could it be but the disgraceful and opportunist German squad of 2002 world cup.
That trauma caused by Brazil is still responsible for the woeful performances of German clubs since 2002 when Leverkussen reached the UCL final.