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^^ please don't vex sister. There was a rumour making rounds that you travelled to Lome, Togo , to see dayn's family. People like me just inferred it was for introduction. Don't vex please, my bad.

It has to be Didiers celebration. He opens his eyes wide while running , his arms spread like wings saying something with puffed cheeks like "boom boom boom. . . . " or something though i'm not sure

@ Muki how was Lome ? How was the introduction ? Hope dayn's family didn't do anything to you ?

Abeg e don do now. Lets scale down our bashing of girls all the time.
Yes i come up with gibes sometimes but not with the ferocity you guys do it. Haba.

The first real relationship i heard was with an Ibo girl. I swear it was heaven while it lasted and all the STEREOTYPE perceptions(like most I've read here) i held about ibo girls dropped like a tonne of bricks.
Even my Ibo male friends couldn't believe what they were hearing when i turned Ibo girl promoter. There're good Ibo girls and there are bad ones, just like how There're bad yoruba girls and good ones or even Good gwari men and bad gwari men.

But to be honest, my Tochi did like Nkwobi a lot , she even paid for our Nkwobi trips many times out of her own pocket. But It's a tribal thing i guess. you know, like how Fulani man likes Fura and yoruba likes kpomo, isn't it ?

Arsenal don't talk much on paper, we do it with our feet Keano I read that rubbish today and am still wondering when players started that mind games crap too.

Why do i miss sumptuous Arsenal games ? Yesterday would have been heaven for me.

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seems to me you're a Bi and not really a Trans. You should have tried both before the operation to ascertain if you actually preferred any one more.

My problem is, how does one know they're gay, trans or whatever while still a virgin. Aren't you supposed to try it first before you know if you should skip boats

@ please read what taken posted, It's very rich.
But just incase you cannot hold yourself then I'll leave my contact with you if you want. The reason is, unlike your man i'm corrupted too. So anytime you have those desires I'll help him handle them pending your marriage.
Now i know you'll be saying It's fornication too, but look at it this way. You are choosing the lesser of two evils to preserve your "man of God" boy friend. By so doing you've saved him from fornication and helped quench the desire in two already corrupted people. It's just like in math where negative plus negative equals positive.

Mean while I'll be praying for you.

As for me sha, I don't know about all naija girls sha but i love some Ibo, most yoruba and Rivers states girls.
All those bad bad things you listed, i know they'll drop them for you if you show them you're for real.
Infact thinking of them now just makes me

Man City Man City, the only Club in the City of Manchester. Make you pray make FA wind no blow una fowl yansh come Emirates for round of 8.

What did Samir Nasri do ?

DFB Pokal the most useless cup competition in Western hemisphere.
Something tells me Rafinha will score the winning goal in this tournament when they play Bremen in the Final, or what do you think ?

All those rubbish Mueller was doing against a weakened Frankfurt should be tried next week against Bordeaux .

The above is a simultaneous equation for those math geniuses amongst us.

Dayo see what CNN just discovered :

Bayerna Bayerna is the name for the south African National team. . . . (i)
South has the highest rate of rape in the world . . . . (ii)

^ Bayerna Bayerna is the name for the south African National team. . . . (i)
South has the highest rate of rape in the world . . . . (ii)

So sad what poor Marcus'll be doing to his old pals this weekend.
I heard he has given Hleb license to tear and shred.

I apologise for my gross error. The game is on sunday not Saturday as i earlier posted. I was misinformed my self.
The referee and lines men for the match are all from Egypt. The match commissioner is from Togo and i am from Nigeria

Umhhh ! Just wondering if Marcus Babel ever played for Bayerna Bayerna.

Heartland to return from their training camp in Nnewi today. Ahead of meeting two time champions, TP Mazembe in Owerri this weekend, the Owerri boys were camped in Nnewi to allow them space and freedom in their training.

TP Mazembe are expected to arrive Nigeria today and many pundits have advised the handlers of Heartland to take a cautious approach in their game this weekend. The 2 time champions have arguably been the best team in the tournament this season but Heartland too can lay claim to that title.

Windows

Osama vs Hitler

^ Ouch !! Below the belt with that balding ish.

A woman's weight is her age multiplied by 5 pounds.
And like age it never go down, only up.

Posakosa stop pretending ****na told me you guys did it every morning and evening on working days.
She said on saturday when cooking you usually joined her in the kitchen where you made good use of the kitchen table.
She finally said on sunday during service you guys frequently meet at offering time in the car park.

As for me though, i plan to moderate ours when the time comes to just once a month.

^ Never heard of Closet gays abi ? Where were you when former governor of New jersey with wife and family was bleeping male assistant which eventually led to resignation ? Besides if husband or wife can hide lover from partner tell me What's not possible under the sun ?

@Topic,
As for me i'd plant a deep french kiss on him and say, "why were you hiding it from moi honey bun ?"

^ Never heard of Closet gays abi ? Where were you when former governor of New jersey with wife and family was bleeping male assistant which eventually led to resignation ? Besides if husband or wife can lover from partner tell me What's not possible under the sun ?

@Topic,
As for me i'd plant a deep french kiss on him and say, "why were you hiding it from moi honey bun ?"

Forty eight hours from now Heartland could be giving us reason to smile since we all know we're not going to the world cup.

Mentioning defenders that beat your champions just a few weeks back though they weren't playing at full gear.
Defenders that are topping the group the Bundesliga champions are in, and might not even make it to round two.

^ Not taking any sides here, but in their last 3 encounters ferguson has conceded a total of 8 goals and scored 2 That's a six goal deficit Darrrnn !!

Life can be so cruel

They're meetin Barca in the 2nd round, hope you know ?

Don't worry, on saturday he'll show you why Barcelona lusted after him. EPL star indeed !

That's why i like Bayerna, they'll back this up with an oktober 30 fest tournament loss to Hleb's army.
Bayerna how Market ?

^^ dont worry when they meet Madrid exacataly 7 dayss from now we'll know how poopish they really are.
I can't believe i missed all there matches.

@duduspace, so much for my 5 mins map.
How could i have missed such a match ? Thank God we won all the same