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As they were contemplating their situation a woman slowly walked into the bathroom and walked straight to a mirror. Normally a woman coming into the bathroom wouldn't have been out of the ordinary, but this woman was about 6ft 5, was dressed in a black and carried no handbag.
Just when Melissa and Einstein wanted to ignore her presence and resume their conversation, the woman without looking in their direction said, " Einstein and Melissa you will come with me please ". Einstein and Melissa looked at each other, then back at woman. Before they could speak to her she was already exiting the bathroom with her majestic strides. They followed her out of the bathroom into the public area but the place was empty, as they walked on out of the building every where was desolate without people. The cars were empty, the buildings, shops and kiosks were all empty. Melissa with a trembling voice finally summoned the courage to ask her who she was.
She turned to face them, smiled and replied, "I am Ekkert, custodian of Mount Trebor".

Because I've been cleansed of my sins

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No wonder the street thug hates facing the press, composing a meaningful sentence is like facing AC Milan at the San Siro to him

Arsene Wenger who's french speaks far better English and more intellectually than the Adedibu of Manchester. Listening to Ferguson talk about football is like listening to an older version of Rooney

Ferguson is 20 years older than Benitez and has been with united 17 longer than Bentez has been with pool.

Bing bong, i said mention a manager your club has had that's better than Wenger and you're naming people who don't know your club exists.

Even if what you said were true, do you think Ferguson is as good as Benitez Sauron ?

^ name a coach you've had that compares to Wenger Bingo ?

Funny how Inspite of everything He's won Ferguson is not regarded in the same light as Wenger. It goes to show doesn't it ?

On to more pressing matters, Westham looks a decent side who play ball too. Any news on the injury situation for the weekend ?

Le Happy tu Birthday Monsieur !

Ronaldinho juggled with and kept the ball on his shoulders till he fowled last night. that guy's such an idiot. Hope they meet Chelsea in the next round.

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@dayo i agree with your Grafite comment, Muller on the other hand did himself a world of good as he gets to be mentioned on the news which is a rarity for Bayern players not from Holland or France.

Dayo is worse than a Nigerian politician i tell you. They only come around to make noise over things that will never happen.

AC Milan AC Milan.
What can i say ? The list is living up to It's name save for Liverpool. But AC Milan is our focus not Liverpool.
First and foremost i don't know why Ronaldinho played like he was 39 years old when we know he is ten years younger. He did not start running in that match till the 60th minute.
Yes no CR9 for Madrid but Milan were missing Huntelaar too and to be honest Madrid could afford to lose that game but Milan couldn't risk it.
Seedorf and Pirlo were just too much for the Madrid middle in the second half. Milan's experience is golden in european competitions, they usually don't even hit this gear till the 2nd round so that means There's still more to come. If Ronaldinho can get his spark back that team should be watched out for cos they play like they have a plan.

^^ @ dudu, like you said, this AC team might even struggle to finish top 4 in Italy. But one thing they can do with this their old heads is do well in Europe, Ronaldinho was the youngest person in their midfield till Flamini came in. O boy, Pirlo and Seedorf reinforced that "class is permanent" theory last night. Wenger should just make sure these our boys nature together and i'm sure they'll rewrite European history.

Chai ! As a gooner It's normal that I see a teams and deride their footie cos we essentially are a model side ourselves.
Any time i forget how well AC Milan play in Europe they always bring me back to earth. Their football is matured and deliberate. It's like they've planned and premeditated the 94mins of football before the starting whistle. They don't run too much, pass too much, shoot, score, win or lose too much in Europe . They just do enough. What is it they do in lab of theirs by the way ? That is one lab Wenger could learn a thing or two.
Today's game was impressive but not even as good as many I've seen them decapitate good teams.

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Bayerna Bayerna is the name of south African female national team

Bayerna Bayerna is the name of the South African Female National team

dayokanu:
Afternoon edoyad? Bad news

Bordeaux dayo ? Xtremely bad news

This has been open for how long and no body even bothers to drop a word.
Insignificance is a b&%#h.

^^ We don't eat junk food la pimpo

^ RVP is immensely talented and probably the classiest finisher in the league(Berbatov no come close). But comparison to Van Basten, chai, i no get the strength for the dayo types this afternoon o.

Chai ! All these agents of destruction .
Muki = Ward Councillor ?

^ @badabing you nor well at all
continue de laugh team wey de top their league and UCL group and go play Inter for house.

@Presido,
did you say typical Nigerian ? That's strange coming from a person calling himself "PRESIDO" ? Why not SERVANTO ?
No body's kissing any ass here, we just showing loooooovah !

"You are sixteen going on seventeen"
So you're Libra too ah ? No wonder .
Well i know you'll be noticing some changes in your anatomy by know, you'l notice that certain parts of you are shooting out and they jiggle any time you bounce . Don't be afraid eh, your Aunty Crizzle will explain all that to you this evening.
You'll also notice the boys paying more attention to those new growths on you, don't be embarrassed , it should make you more confident. The problem is when vagabonds and no good hobos with nothing but perversion as a past time begin to bother you. When that happens just come to any of your red and white uncles and we'll bury such low a life alive.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUMPKIN !

Just use your pencils to put a question mark beside Liverpool on that list above. Chai ! That's why i love the UCL sometimes, the so called mighty are made to revisit their conduct. All cocky Barcelona were Rubin's clowns for the night, the one and half good chances they got were converted to goals
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What about The Gunners ? While we don't waste money in the transfer market There's another kind of wastage that seems to be common at Emirates. Arsenal and Rvp in particular should have ended that game in the first half. May be it was complacency or the effects of being in an easy group.

I don't know much about some of these tactical stuff but what the hell is "Zonal marking" ? Has any club or country ever adopted it and worked well with it ?
There's a saying that only a mad man keeps repeating the same thing and hopes to get different results. The Liverpool defense is their worst in a decade but It's the same players that used to be fantastic, how come ?
Well Manure and Chavo up next.

^^ the Avatar of big foolism.
Take a good look at the poster above everyone. This is what your parents pray you don't end up like every morning: a waste of Nigerian government's investment in education

MUKIIII !!
I knew something good was up the moment i woke up and heard the birds singing.
Happy Birthday to you you barrel of joy and Happiness
May God save you from the chatter of mindless perverts who will only dream but never smell you , did i hear amen somebody ?

Muki What's wrong with pic ? What has dayo been telling you

Make una Nor mind me jare , i'm just having fun. God ! how come I've never watched this Tristan and Isodel movie before ? It's making me

But why attack edoyad sir ?
All edoyad has done is attack the deficit in your intelligence and not you. He even said it earlier on that he didn't hate sauron, rather he hated the deficit/lack in his drum shells AKA head.
Mat:16:23
. . .Get thee behind me, satan . Thou art an offence unto me. . .
Was Jesus refering to Peter as Satan ? No.
Who did he say it to ?Peter
Why ? Cos he knew it was Satan working not Peter himself.
So , when i talk to Sauron i don't mean Sauron the person but the life force existing in those empty ridges of his brain.

Now that's a new one sauron . How is it STUPIDITY can spot intelligence ?
Especially when it decides to glut itself with "billion dollar Ronaldo" type information.
Well I've put in my fair share on that ludicrous topic, if you like, you and your goons can continue to languish in decrepitude in your youth.