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^ Bingo ! Bingooo ! !
If that's the case better get ready for your kidney transplant.

What's the essence of having money if the sisters won't feel your impact ?
you don't want to be looking at your wealth from a cctv in hell while your brothers use what you stacked to do what you're trying to stop.

I don't think eldee's implying that white white chicks have got a higher tendency of jumping the gun if Look at it in context. We all know Arabian/Muslim chicks are probably the hardest to crack owing to the extremely conservative nature of their societies. It doesn't mean that Arab/moslem girls are more faithful but the nature of the society they live in is intolerant to certain female indiscretions thus making them more rigid and wary of the consequences .
This is no different from African escaping with wife battery cos the society they live accepts it in contrast to more western societies.

The plane was half way to Nigeria with most of the passenges asleep passengers asleep when 4 men jumped to their feet and with what looked like grenades in each of their arms assumed offensive positions around the plane. Many of the passengers were trying to grasp what was going on when one of the men started to shout out, " Allahu Akbar ! In the name op Allah the venipicient and all mightsy, we hab taken ober thsis flane ". The whole plane was gripped with terror as the man continued to speak , "vee are men of za Voko Haram and are here vring Allah's rebenge on za ferfetrators op injustice in Nigeria aka you all and za inpidzel gowmaent."

Melissa mean while was yawning out of boredom knowing she could pulverize all four of them faster than it took her to blink but decided to hear more about the Boko Haram men. All of a sudden Einstein jumped to feet violently and started barking at them, "you little bastards think you're the only ones with problems ? Eh ? Do you know my partner and i have more important things to do than to keep running round and preventing you morons from strangling yourselves like 5 year olds on a play ground ?".
Then with the dexterity of renowned speaker he talk, he talked about philosophy, he talked about science and religion . Einstein quoted from the works of Plato, confucius, Hobbes, Locke and Marx. He talked about the dangers of Makiavelian politics and the advantages of Libertarianism weighed against evolution of modern social structure vis a vis 18th century feudal society.
Einstein kept the all the passengers spend bound as he furthered his discussion with examples of Steve Biko, Ghandi and Martin Luther King jnr. before closing his discussion with the words, ". . . sucks, then you die.".
All the passengers started to applaud. They kept clapping as Einstein refreshened with a glass of water . Their clap was only stopped by the voice of one of the Cabin crew when she announced, "Ladies & gentlemen we're now at MMA .Please exit the plane safely and enjoy your stay in Nigeria"

Chai ! Poor AZ. Imagine hosting 2 red and white Armies in the space of a week ?
Me likes Koeman but don't forget he was in charge of that PSV team that dismembered us three seasons ago.
So . Off with his Head !!!

Where's Oscar the grouch ?

^ L' seconded

debosky:
Morning all,

I just discovered something ‘interesting’ this morning to temper the ‘Diaby is the best thing since chicken suya’ brigade.

If you have time, go back and watch the sequence of play BEFORE the goal scored by Bowyer.

A high ball was played in, Diaby attempted to head the ball but oddly, he either mistimed his jump or it was too high for him. Anyways, the ball went off the top of his head towards where Mannone was. Vito was subsequently bumped into and he dropped the ball for Lee to score.

Bottom line – little ‘mistakes’ can still be costly. Yes Mannone was likely the final ‘culprit’ as it were, but could Diaby have been slightly better in dealing with that ball?

I still think Diaby had a great performance and is improving…but as always areas for improvement remain.

Have a great day everyone.

Gunner 1965

But If we actually check to back to 2:59 pm on satursay afternoon, we'd see that yhe referee blew his whistle 17 seconds too early thus upsetting the continuum by bringing forward the sequence of events resulting in that goal.

Guy ! Come on !!

Ibime:
After harnessing verbose lingo to down Eboue, Song and Diaby in the past, Debosky is now coming back to state in plain English that all 3 of them are good players.

Like myself and Dr Kit have said all along, all of these guys are top players if only fickle Gayyners would get off their back.

I'm sure you shyte with a mirror, right ?

@ dayo, that's why we're successful.

Well i'm off, somebody inform me after city concede.

I hope they amputate Ade's legs

^ Yes i did. For
Arsenal
Barcelona
AC Milan
Liverpool
Man u
Chelsea
The only teams that have had appearances in the semi final stages over the past 4 seasons. And to be honest, the only teams with a realistic chance of lifting the trophy

then your trust is noy worthy to be called trust sir or UNTRUSTWORTHY

Krayola:
1963 "I had a dream. . . ." MLK

2009. Obama becomes 1st black president.

The great ones make history. . . . Forza Barca

Nigeria's rulers dreamt we would all be housed by 2000.

Well, wait for that 2nd leg before bragging.

^^^" I'll be dreaming dreaming dreaming "
Tracy Chapman

Krayola:
Where did Barca go wrong last year? hmmmnn let me see. . . . . . I'll get back to you on that. Can't think of anything right now
























































still thinkin hard about it. . . . I'll get back to u

DONT EVER BRING YOUR ASS IN HERE. DID YOU READ THE TOPIC BEFORE LOGGING IN HERE ?

And that's how to win a league silly. Or has your small team mentality obscured your view of reality?

yOU STILL HAVE TO PLAY ME AT HOME, AND DON'T FORGET MY INCREDIBLE SCORING MACHINE. BESIDES JUST LOOK AT THE GOAL DIFFERENCE

be sure to know your inlaws good-will will lost on that day.

[size=20pt]HOPELESS YOUNG MAN.
KEEP WASTING YOUR LIFE HERE YOU HEAR. [/size]

Last year I missed the Birmingham game cos I was trying to impress a lady. This year, I missed it because I was trying to make it up to a(nother) lady. What is it with men and women? Thanks to Biolabee though for calling to fill me in on the scoreline. The game ended 3-1 with a beauty from Arshavin at the end

Silly you         .
I missed it cos of a stupid marriage.

Swit i'm sure you're using another username to browse the web. I don't know who's more dubios of you, Amigoz and Romarubbish

dayokanu:
The bundesliga currently have a striker with 10 world cup goals, another one broke a 50yr Serie A scoring record. Tell us what Van Rapist has achieved in his career worth mentioning

Half of the goals were scored in one game versus Saudi Arabia 2 world cups ago.

Arsenal auf der anderen Seite leuchten. Theo's Verletzung ist ein Anliegen, Wenger, sondern zum ersten Mal in einer Weile wird er keine Probleme haben, füllen die Rolle spielte er bedenkt, dass er noch gar nicht erste Wahl für diese Position in den ersten Platz. Nasri ist bald zurück und Ramsey zu klopfen wird immer lauter. Heck selbst Denilson's out cos Auswahl vergessen verfügbar

Im Gegensatz zu einigen nutzlos deutschen Teams ich weiß, vor allem ein in München

zakinovbi:
Избыточный вес – один из факторов, способствующих развитию многих, тяжких болезней, порой смертельных. Многие американские онкологи считают жировую ткань источником раковых заболеваний. Понимают это и у нас. Избыточный вес – это все-таки болезнь! И его надо не коррикрировать, а лечить.
подробнее смотрим тут

TRANSLATION
Excess weight - one of the factors contributing to the development of many serious diseases, sometimes fatal. Many American oncologists believe adipose tissue is a source of cancers. Understand it as we have. Excess weight - it's still a disease! And it should not korrikrirovat and treated.
for details see here


Нигерийцы не нуждаются в помощи с нашей сэр весов, нам нужна помощь с коррупцией

Carry overs

Not for myself but for others not as intellectually endowed

Going by the same trend only a few teams have actually won the competition itself Cool.

BTW, I hope u did not just say Valencia packed the bus? Undecided

To be honest with you, they didn't do the conventional parking of bus but they put a lot of men behind Messi. They kept pulling his jersey and the ref didn't card them for it.

,he was so scared he shat in his pants. Einstein began pleading for his life as he explained to Melissa what transpired in Smallville; how Einstein came and stole his girl from him, the cop chase and the scene in the restaurant.
Melissa decided to pardon him and was just about to ask him where he taught Einstein could be when the Nurse and Einstein walked into Dr. Clark's office. The nurse and Einstein frowned at Clark and were about to narrate what had informed their decision to split when Melissa stopped them short and said Clark had already told her everything.
Melissa then took a second look at them and asked, "so you both hid at the nurse's place and you want us to believe that's all that happened there ?". Einstein put his hand on a king james bible and started swearing "i swear nothing else happened. If i'm lying let . . ." before he could complete his sentence lightening struck a tree outside. Einstein looked at Melissa and swallowed a gulp of saliva before changmi the topic of discussion,"ehe, what about that continuum Transfunctioner ? That's all we need to complete our mission." . Melissa then walked up to Einstein and right there in front of Clark and the nurse, unzipped his trousers and pulled out his p%#*~k. She then unscrewed it and gave it him. "that is the CT you have in your hands , you've had it you all the time." .
"then what happened to little Einie ?" einstein asked with a look of horror. Melissa shrugged "don't ask me i'm not with the lab, i wasn't there when they chopped it off". Einstein began crying while the nurse and Clark could not hold their laughter.

Poor Chelsea and Liverpool seem to be clueless at this point of the season. Liverpool're dropping points on all fronts while Chelsea are atleast holding their own in Europe.
Manchester United have been doing good so far, But the departure of CR7 is still very apparent anytime you watch them play. The disgrace at Rome is still hanging over Man like "i can see your halo. . ."

Arsenal on the other hand are glowing . Theo's injury is a concern to Wenger but for the first time in a while he won't have any problem filling the role he played considering he hasn't even been first choice for that position in the first place. Nasri's soon to back and Ramsey's knock is getting ever louder. Heck even forgotten Denilson's out cos of choices available.

Barca looked sharp against Valencia but failed to find the net, though they still top la liga so they go into their match with peace of mind. Guardiola's beginning to see the other side of football when teams don't see you as a black horse, "so get ready for Molue packing unlike last season pep".
AC milan , Chai . . .

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GOING BY THE TREND IN THE UCL IN THE LAST FOUR SEASONS, THESE ARE THE ONLY CLUBS WORTH MENTIONING

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Dirmingham Dirmingham , you go wound pass o.