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Klose, Podolski, Gomez. . . , the only name missing from this list is Frank Spencer.

Sharrap you rabid donkey !! Is it a secret that Germany had been firmly behind Johansson all through his tenure as Platini's predecessor ? The Scandinavian crocker was influencing things at UEFA headquarters more than anyone felt comfortable with. Germany were deemed to deserve a player in the history books cos of the titles they undeservedly amassed in the 20th century and that translated to Muller bagging best striker when every one knew there were better strikers before and after him.

The best coaches didn't choose him, Leonard Johansen did it with his influence.

Mean while, Klose, Podolski, Kuranyi, Gomiss remain shyte.

If NTA don't show then it'll have to AIT. If non of them do that means i'm hot soup myself.

^ It would have been blood bath in Baghdad, not to mention that Torres fitness was in doubt.
Now the old thug is crying unfair referees. Can you believe that ish ? Were was fair refereeing at old Trafford when Fletcher almost but Arshavin in half ? Let's take a poll on Nairaland on which team benefits the most from dodgy refereeing in the world and Let's see which team comes up .
Rubbish i tell you, absolute RUBBISH.

The refs in the premiership are becoming more annoying by the day.
How is it possible that neither the Ref nor the lines man saw Upson handle the ball in the 18 but they saw Song bring down Cole ?

@ow11 you're OYO on that prediction .

@FBS, i only know of local stations like AIT and NTA maybe. I doubt you'll find a stream for the firstleg on Oct 31st.

Song and Diaby were immense in that game i tell you. Diaby played his part by tackling Hines cleanly unfortunately the ref saw it differently.
Manone was supposed to play his part by preventing a goal from a free kick, we Van der Saar do it against pool and Reina too against United. Unfortunately like Dida he made a howler of it, but unlike Milan we couldn't get a third goal.

^ Exactly, that's why i said Zola has gone one up on Wenger. It's like he pre-empted Wenger and already had a game plan. We were fortunate we scored two goals stead would have been a different story altogether . And i have to confess that Westham aren't that bad on the either, they really played well in the 2nd half and almost colonised our half.
Again i join the group that asks why he didn't make his substitutions earlier ?

, then after he was injected they moved on to the next subject and injected him too. The extraterrestrial scientist then said "now we wait for two minutes for it to take effect".

When they returned after two minutes they saw nobody lying in the rooms where the left Kunle and Ralph. They saw their clothes but didn't see them. The Aliens scientists were perplexed and didn't know what to do . Then they suddenly heard squeaky voices coming from under one of the tables in the room,"e e e e mine too has. . . ". They pulled out two naked little men from under the table and realised they were Kunle and Ralph turned to miniature size.

The head alien scientist then turned to one of the other scientists and barked, " Zactof you idiot !! I told you to inject them with Poseidon H-1 2m not Poseidon H-1 2n"

I warned y'all but you refused to listen.
"Diamanti i i i i i i i "

How i go sleep when one donkey wey them name dayo de cry outside my door ?

Dont kid yourself. Herr bomber or whatever you call him didn't possess any fantastic abilities apart from the fact that he was at the head of two boring teams that Muscled their way, Shikena.
Van Basten on the other hand was technically sound and astute and will rank higher in many lists than your boring, uninspiring Herr Bomber. He was so boring at scoring they named him bomber not Fighter . *hisss*
Ask the great coaches of the world if they'd prefer Bomber or Van B in their team and hear who they'd prefer.

Back to my point, Klose is shit compared to anything in the Premiership. I rank him with budding strikers like Vela, Wellbeck and likes even at age 30.

Uncle donkey, have Bayerna Bayerna made it into top 6 yet ? Remember the winter champions will soon be crowned .

Resilience is the hall mark of a good team. Coming from consecutive draws Let's see how we handle our next two games.
For all the rubbish talk about Heskey's muscle, any team that wants to break into the top 4 should have players like Carlton Cole in their ranks. If he continues to develop at this pace i see another Didier in the making.

@dominique and ow11, i think the 4 0 loss to pillars is immaterial. Eledu and Iroha have their sights set on the Continental prize and since the league season is just begining they can sacrifice these local battles for now.
TP have the advantage of playing the first leg away which could quickly turn to a disadvantage for them if have lose without scoring. That would put them under pressure in the return leg in Congo.

Please anyone with team news from both teams should please bring it forward.
Go Heartland ! The only team that deserves to be called SUPER in Nigeria.

Sharrap you rabid dog. Where were you when Ronaldo scored two unreplied goals to blow away Germany in 2002 final.
I've never heard of Gerd Muller being exalted any where else except Germany.
So Henry, Van Nistelroy, Raul, Zlatan, Owen and Nzaghi are not some of the best strikers this world has seen er ?
Klose has never been worth half the value of any of the men i just mentioned, is it not a shame on your German league ?
Geovanni Elber who's Bayern's greatest striker of this era was never a part of the Brazilian national squad to any competitive tournament, isn't that a shame ?

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So We lost two points cos of Diaby ?
How do you guys even analyse sef ?
Manone did a howler that's why Carlton Cole got that opportunity. What would a midfielder be if he doesn't tackle penetrative runs just outside his eighteen. I said earlier that the hammers have been pushed back too far and they looked like they were ready for a rebound and they did just that.
Let's be honest Zola went one up on Wenger. It was obvious that Zola saw how poor we were playing and decided to go all out attack. I don't know why Wenger didn't make the subs earlier. We played so poorly towards the end it looked like ten man Westham would add a third goal. Compare how we played when we were a man up and searching for a winning to how Man U played a man down looking for an equaliser. We looked like we were content to be solidifying our top four position to be honest and i think Wenger has to do something about boosting the winning mentality of the team in games like this.

Look on the bright side, if we'd played and won our outstanding we'd be second. That's for a team that was written off 5 mins to the kick off of new season. It's unfortunate Rosicky wasn't around cos He's the extra bit of class and experience that would have made a difference, but i think this draw is Ok as long as we can rebound next weekend considering who we're playing.

Liverpool squad look thinner chinese paper. They'll be lucky if they can earn a draw against Man U

Alberto Aquillani , show me the money.
Are you another overhyped import or are you the ish ?

Being highest goal scorer in a world cup is immaterial in evaluating a player because they come every four years and some countries miss out on them.
George Weah, Abedi Pele, Lionel Messi and Eric Cantona have never scored in a work cup. On the other hand players like Sean Bartlet, Miroslav Klose, Benni McCarthy and Julius Aghahowa have their names registered on the world cup goals chart.

Now compare your point to mine which is asking if they've ever been shortlisted for best player over the period of a year in Africa, Arabia, Europe or the World.

Mean while back in lagos, Ekkert was taking Melissa and Einstein on the Long walk. The LONG WALK is the journey you make to Sensay Hukuta Kobayashi's dojo in casablanca Morroco. The reason It's called the long walk is you can only gain access into the dojo if you set about your journey on foot from wherever you're coming from.
The dojo used to be situated near mount Fuji in japan but had to be relocated after Master Kobayashi was charged with illegal gambling and lude exposure to a minor in 1738. Master Kobayashi always pled his innocence and claimed that his name would be cleared one day after his death. But ofcourse everyone knew he was lying, not about his innocence but about his dying. The reason is, Kobayashi had been around for hundreds of years and he even didn't know when he was born. His real name was actually Dialo Kanoute but became a Kobayashi when lord Kobayashi's celibate daughter saved him from slavery and adopted him in 1458 on her voyage through Europe.


Back in the extra terrestrial lab where Kunle Ogunjobi and Ralph Ikpe were being held,

Just beat Manure tomorrow and your season is back on track, shikena !

Santa "one season wonder" KROOS.

Has any Striker from the bundesliga been shortlisted for AFRICAN, european, Arabian or World foot baller of the year this decade ?
If there are please name them so we can compare.

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Premiership Strikers who have been Shortlisted for African, European and World footballer of the year

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1. Michael Owen(EFY)
2. Henry (WFY)
3. Torres (WFY)
4. Drogba (AFY)
5. Ade (AFY)
6. RVN (EFY)

^^ I'm not even gonna waste my happy hours to watch Chelsea but i hope Blackburn do the did.
As for Liverpool they have no option than to give Manure a hyding.

I think tomorrow's game might turn out to be a difficult victory for us, but 3 points all the same.

^ So what ?
When last was a strikes from the Bundesliga shortlisted for African, European or World footballer of the year ?
Scoring 20 goals in the league is nothing exceptional cos the James Beaties and Andy Johnsons have done it. The problem is carrying your team.

^ Wretched man's Burnley ?
As for moi, me thinks this is tricky tie and i dont plan to be comfy till i see two goals in their net. Teams that are struggling have a way of springing back when pushed to the wall (especially against bigger teams) and you can't be pushed much further than where the Hammers are right now.

^ Pls don't tell us you wear pink boots too ?
About Rozzi, i believe they're called aftershocks. You know, like those little tremors that follow an earthquake, his body will take time to adapt but i sure as hell hope he can do it faster.

About the Hammers, i'm sure i'm not going to be comfy till i see two goals in their net. Teams that are struggling have a way of springing back when pushed to the wall and believe me you can't be pushed much further than where the Hammers are right now.

"Carlton Cole releases Diamanti and Diamanti looks at the goal and takes a fabulous shot. . . Diamanti i i i i i i, fine save by . . . . "

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Pls don't take uncle dayo away

Funny how RVP's goals have shut not only the mouths of his critics, but also of his club. Goals that have put his team top of his group in the UCL and 4 points behind the 1st team in the EPl with a game in hand.
Now what have Gomiss's goals done for his club this season ?

Our evidence is that Uruguay have won worldcups but Spain, Netherlands and Portugal have not.
You and your alienz bishes should do the math

Slim, what part of our Bayerna Bayerna season prediction prediction are we ? Has the coach been axed ? Are they in Europa cup or have Madrid come for their goods ?

England are one of the most under achieving sides, at country level, in football in the last 30 years. So It's only natural that media should try to fill that void with cheap sensationalism like they're doing now. Isn't it the same press that were singing Arsenal's "fourth place" finish was under threat ? Now that tune has changed to half the squad wanting to leave .
The last time England reached the semi final of any major competition most of us were not watching footie, so What's happening is akin to dayo's reaction over Bayerna Bayerna

Dayo you are absolutely right, win your two home games and you're through.
But the bugger is, how do you score Bordeaux considering they did all the scoring yesterday, even your goal
Bordeaux will be playing a team without Robben, Bribery, Muller and What's his name ? Shyyte man ! !