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^ Reminds me of Roy Keane. Out spokeness and open criticism of one's team mates could be helpful when done rightly, but i think that's Fab's role not his. Besides It's not like He's playing fantastically himself save for his vital goals

@dudu space, no shaking dude

and tells him to get dressed ASAP and meet her at the car park. 20 mins later they're driving to her place when she starts to talk, "Einstein, dr Mark wanted to send you to your ancestors that's why i had to get you out of that place. Mean while we're going to my place to finish that little thing of ours without interference from your Melissa.". She then winks at Einstein and tenderly strokes his thighs with her right hand while her left hand was on the steering.

10 mins later, the nurse is in her room naked reading a magazine with Einstein getting dressed. He tells her "honestly It's never happened to me before. I can get it up anytime i choose but i don't know what went wrong tonight". "yeah right", she replies, "just get dressed and leave my house you genetic waste. So think i was actually stupid enough to save your miserable life.".
Einstein left her house and started walking to no wher in particular when some one taps him from behind and

If only we could achieve that perfect balance between youth and experience this time round.
If only we could keep enough of them fit while their brothers are on crutches.
If only we could get enough of those results that make dayo stay off this thread with shame.
If only. . . .if only.

Valencia o.

Forza valencia

^ and hopefully he'll be more careless against Chamahk

AZ Alkmaar, prepare to be blown away. Arsenal are shining so brightly i need to put on heh heh

Raul has to be one of the greatest players ever. I've just seen him score two goals. The guy has been doing this consistently for the 11 seasons I've known him. The guy's already record goal scorer in champions league and still counting.

Our goal difference keeps increasing against the rest why ?
Ok, now AZ Alkmaar next.

Did some one say say sunderland were drowning liverpool ? Can't wait till we meet them ?

Thank you Ash. Whatever kind goal i join una celebrate.

@folly,
mumsy don drag me go aunty house. Two of them downing stout com give amstel Malta can you believe it ?
To make matters worse they're watching one dreadful yoruba horror flick on Africa Magic

still waiting for a goal

I like R vp's scoring regime. Consistently grabbing single goals per game, not 3 in 1 match and 5 barren games.

I hate weddings
Why don't they just move in and start fcking instead of causing us hell ?

Abeg keep me posted . This stupid reception wont end.

Remember my prize fellas.

Villa still need one more for security right ?

With all the crosses you guys talking of, why haven't Villa scored up to 3 goals ?

SOS :Please detailed analysis of match.
Stuck in a bleeping marriage reception.
Prize for first person to announce Chelsea loss.

This na to announce my retirement from Pidgin English. I write my primary school leaving exam yesterday and i pass. So from now on na only where correct english dey una go find me. Una babye o

To hell with the Cinema

(Girls) "Will you marry me ?" Vs "you've just won 90million Naira"

^ Empire take ya time o. Is Muki 5 years old ?

How come Manure only play home games ? Is that the new plan ? The FA plan to make Scums play 30 home games

^ Except fear itself.
WHY ?
Cos we smell points shedding this Weekend.

^ And as suspected i wouldn't expect the daft all time dayo to know England has a high no. Illegals, temporary residents, asylum seekers etc. of which only France can compare with in the western Europe- may be even the world.

@OP,
don't change a thang about yourself. Just reading your post gave me a hard on
Haven't you heard the saying plain is boring ? Well BITCHes like you are unique and don't fall into the stereotype making you exciting to many men(and women too ) . So please don't change a thing about you. If i were a chick would put BFF after my post though i don't know ya. tata.

^^ I told the boss that the computers controlling the navigation system had been infected by a virus but he said we should manage them till the next day.

What ever happened to Schweinsteiger and Olodoski ? Aren't they supposed to be Germany's future ?

With the only creative players in Bayern out, does it mean they're out of the title challenge in oktober ?

^ same thing cats were discussing this afternoon. How come the Mexican national team has more faith in him than his club ? The guy should be seeing first team action so He's not just thrust into the mix when some'in goes wrong later.

Let's go Brazil. Leave Criz and her cousins to suffer What's coming to them

Chico la pimpo just cos There're 50 million people in England doesn't mean There're 50 English people. What about people from other parts of the UK, the Union jack, Africa, India, Pakistan, carribeans etc ?

I laugh in fulfulde dayo
The reason is cos your partially paralysed brain doesn't know that the UK is the collection of England and co. which collectively make up 60mil, while England on It's own is barely 40