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Einstein ran after her to the front door of her house.
"listen kate" Einstein said softly to Kate, "see Katey, i like you alot. I've liked you since i first set my eyes on you the day i came to borrow your pressing iron. But the problem is i'm not your average guy on the street. I live a life that's hardly defined and i don't know where i'll be ten minutes from now. See how you came to rescue me a few minutes ago, do you think that was in my plan for the day just 20 mins ago ?".

Kate had been listening to him talk and she began to feel sorry for him and she showed it as her eyes became heavy with tears.
Einstein continued, "now There's a young man in this town who loves you very much and you should be giving him a chance not chasing shadows. Now i took your pendant not cos of It's monetary value but cos it possesses something my employers need."
kate touched him on the face. She looked at him and then put something in his hands before opening the door, entering her house and shutting the door behind her. Einstein still standing outside stood motionless reflecting on all he had just said. After a while he lifted his hands to see what it was and he was stunned to see it was the Pendant.

^^ dayo's Alter Ego i presume

It's not Sauron's fault. You people don't get it, dayo is the state you reach before complete psychosis. What we have to do is put Sauron in prayers before dayo infects his puny Scum brain. After that happens you the only remedy is brain exfoliation and how do we go about achieving that ?

fear not my friends, the other ass you see laughing on the floor must be mine. Cos i feel like taking a shyte but can't seem to find it.
Dayo and Sauron are Itchy and Scratchy from the Simpsons. They're so ferociously dumb my sympathy gives way to pristine humour.
ooh i can't find my ass

Difference though is, i'd never start another identity just to intentionally deceive, any thing i do is EDOYAD .
Well i guess It's a wrap for tonight y'all

^ really ? Well i was in a class that was like 75% female, may be that's why .
Besides i thought you already say my pix in my profile, may be you think It's fake.

Actually it was but Busybody's post reached before mine

^^ I don't think he meant to annoy any one Missy B. The guy was just having fun and some people took it too seriously.
I must confess I've been guilty of pulling such stunts here meself

@posa ! You mean you waited for me the whole time ?

^ i posted there words for one strange guy who goes by the username poskosa

I feel bad for the people who have to be around you. Yours is an extreme case of cognitive underdevelopment. Fortunately there are orthodox methods of remedying your situation, but you first have to admit that you have a problem then the healing process can begin.
Sexual abuse from adolescence could be a causative factor in your situation, are you willing to admit so you can helped ?

No no no Toba, we don't Bayern. The problem is that from the bottom of our hearts WE HAVE DAYO. We pray for bad things to happen to dayo and anything associated with him that's why you think we hate Bayern
The same way any foreigner would hate his stay in England if they had to stay near Mr Bean, so too Dayo . . . .

^^ bicherite how did you know i was coming in to post right after you ? Are you into witchcraft ?
Truth is, i'm really hoping to fall in love.

Galactico i don't know if you're allowed on this thread o.
When last did you guys smell semifinal ?

Ahhh you're back.
So dayo how was the court case ? Did your uncle drop the charges after finding you in a bathtub with his 5year old German son.
Erwin Rommel started like you you know. By the way, have you seen the new thread for champions league contenders ?

@love-vendor i'm with you on this one . I have a feeling eyo nigger = valerie
the rat is so big i can smell it from the 15th terrace of Camp Nou. Eyo better come out now before i use my System down, conversion software 7.0 to fish you out

You don notice too ?
At the end of the day you forget what you're even trying to prove. . I'm sure It's a deliberate Scum tactic.

Do you remember how long it took Eto to start banging those goals when he first went to Barca ? What happened at the end of that season ?
Besides He's not under any pressure to start scoring at the moment. Mo brought him to Inter cos of UCL and you know that doesn't really start till next year. That is unless you're a Bundesliga fan

^^
that's why they play rugby na.

Qualify for next round first. Because Eto and the boys you're facing next have got plans for you

You mean, WERE the best

If we go by Sauron's standards then Fabregas is greater than any English(of which he actually is) player having won the Euro championship and appearing in a confederations cup(England will not see a confed cup in our life time)

Sauron, i don't know if It's possible in lalaland where you appear to come from for one player to win a tourney ? Yes they can be instrumental, but how can they win it single handedly since that's all your argument is hinged on.

Sorry i forgot Walcot, lord knows what would have happened to England in Zagreb without him .

^ G! GB !! GBAM !!!

Look at Fab, Song and Bendtner, all instrumental in their various countries Worldcup tickets. Na from Enyimba youth team them come from ?

Dudu and Slim, why are you guys losing focus over what you're arguing about ?
Simple , Arsenal has produced the best young players in the of any other squad in the premiership, period. You have named them, Fab, song etc.
I dare any maga to produce evidence disputing that FACT.

In that case . DISCHARGED AND ACQUITTED.

Who is the person who brought those false charges against the defendant sef ?

Of course Barca have been the best or 2nd best(Milan) in Europe this decade, but i'm telling you that retaining that trophy is almost impossible considering the teams that are also after it. All teams know they have to beat Barca and being in the spotlight is difficult. Man U almost did it but see how they were dismembered in the Final, i can't still believe that game only ended 2 - 0

^ trying to understand what He's arguing about now is like trying to put together pieces of different puzzles and actually make sense of it.

^ Muki if this is true, it would explain your hostility to Chico la pimpo

^^ foreign based this, foreign based that. The Tunisian players that came to Nigeria to disgrace us are the same players from Clubs that Heartland and Enyimba defeat in continental competitions. How come Heartland players can't feature for super Eagles ? Those Heartland goals are better than anyone I've seen any super Eagle of recent score, and believe me if it was easy to score African teams we'd have qualified for world cup by now( and even the last world cup).

Elechi and Iroha don do me abeg
But how good are that TP Mazembe really ? Is it their attack or defence that's tight or are they all round do gooders ?

@poster make sure you check your facts before going to press okay ?
But his mistake doesn't take away the fact we have a problem with our players' real ages. Do you mean to tell me people like Lukman Haruna are not well over 20.