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I dont know why you guys are taking this issue lightly, the discussion on this thread could bring about the solutions to many nigerian problems.

@poster, help me ask your girlfriend if she can contact spiritual people. Personally i need a sexy, successful spiritual girlfriend or wife and i know many people who will pay heavily for such. She could make alot of money as the link between us and all those sexy spiritual girls you talked about.
The kind of spiritual girl i would like should be brazilian and drive a ferrari. Her parents should also own nightclubs in Rio and Amsterdam and ofcourse should be millionaires in the 9 figures.
I'd also like for her to own a spiritual yacht and a penthouse in a sunny city like Porto or Miami.
I'll try to go to sleep early tonight so we can have enough time on our first date tonight.
@poster please make sure you tell her o, I'll be waiting in my sleep tonight, tata.

Girls Girls Girls. Come on ! You should know that the guys posting about lost elasticity and ish like that are guys with really little dcks . How can something the with the radius width of a hb pencil, or transistor radio antenna feel/fill the elasticity of that holy orifice.

For the guy whose father is 70 and claims his step moms are happy. Better start checking for any resemblance between you and the people who were daddy's drivers or security guards around the time you were conceived

^ se. . .s . .seconded !

@hemp ? See me see trouble o ?
No be name wey dog owner call dog nahim visitor go call dog ?
Abi you get collar with name ontop ?

@hemp , i can back Muki on this one. You know dayo now, that thing was a hologram he stole from science and tech section.
besides how can anyone "scratch" there when dayo grows thorns instead of hair. Devilish entity that guy is i tell you.

^ poor chic, the world has turned on him .

Now kids, now this here is the reason you should never lay with pigs. See how dayo has ruined Chic

But Muki, you know say you have to apologise to Criz and Hemp. That slanderous material wey you print naim start 2nd world war o.
I put it to you that you have to produce evidence to that effect or both of them are discharged and a. . .ak. . .acquitted.

@hemp cool down na, Crizzy sef get the joke. Abi you nor think say that thing sef na yab on the person wey dey open paynt let pipo smell baka ?

@Muki, if na true dayo don carry the thing, na how him take carry ? Every body know say na in front of your house we de always see him beetle parked. That % reduction wan start again o.

^ THIRDED !

@Muki, honestly my respect for you wey reduce by 30% before just quadruple after that missile.
To make matters worse she com add disclaimer for the end
If you continue like this you must to give us poster of yourself so make all gunners de hang for room as our roll model.
chai ! I hope There's someone out there that loves the smell of mine too. olodumare

we're back in business

A tall figure in the dark finally spoke out " Mr Einstein, welcome to Babylonix, the heart of the continuum Matrix". The person drew closer to Einstein and he finally caught a glimpse of what the person looked like. "I am Exvot Lir, the time keeper of the continuum Matrix and the one who ordered for you to be brought back here. Einstein watched as he talked on without an idea of what was happening.

"Mr Einstein, do you know why strange things happen to you and things in your past appear jaded and you can't recall why or what has caused you to take certain actions ?" . "no sir" Einstein replied sheepishly, "well, simply put, it is because the continuum of the matrix we exist in has been damaged by some sinister forces", Extov said before pausing for a while to make it clear what he was about to say next was the key to why Einstein was there. " The universe is in grave danger Einstein, the continuum is dysfunctional and the dark forces want to make their invasion of our dimension anytime now. We need that pendant and the Continuum transfunctioner to save our existence ".

"you say that's why i can't figure out why I've done certain things and why strange unrelated things keep happening to me ?" Einstein asked after the information had sunk in. "Yes my love. . . .i'm s. . . I'm sorry i called you my love but that's also a part of the effect of what i'm talking about."

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sick girl you are.

Don't you hill billies know that Brazil have already qualified making the match perfunctory for them.

Chic , nor mind them jare . God like you the way you are, and dayo too.

^ oooooooohoooo Muki !
him too ?

@Muki which one be that now ? some posts sections do not count kini ? Oya give me list so i can stop going there.

Chicken shrimp Muki said you go both ways , i know one expat couple who're into that stuff. They pay well too, considering you're a love-vendor you'll earn more cos you're not sharing the cash with anyone.

Ehe! Muki how come the number of posts in my profile don't concur with those beside my user name. The posts in my profile are more than those beside my user name. I saw it yesterday when i used a system to access Nairaland

^ Will do ma'am.

^^ Don't worry Muki, the Liberation forces can handle this one Wella.

Mr Bayol, i can be whatever you want me to be. Can i send the account no. now ?

@dayo , you this bavarian chipmunk , even if Muki like you na like so them dey do am ?
The animal's approach to the whole thing is like Nazi concentration camp guard to Jewish female captor.

The thing is i was reading Muki's chat on the romance section with her friend and she actually likes your persistence but says that you're like ram that knows how to use a keyboard. Nothing more nothing less.

How could any sane person think winning the English or Spanish league is the same as winning the German community cup league ?
The only thing comparable to the German league in England is the Carling cup. But even that is of more significance to the foot Balling world than the German thingy.

Yes all my adopted country Tunisia will need after today is a draw, Go Tunisia !

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But Emile Heskey, who scores one goal a year, pulverized the same Germany in 2001. I've never seen England disgrace a team on their home soil like that, even Faroe Islands.

Let's be frank with ourselves, Nigeria will not be in SA. I remember mr. Tarajji from Tunisia telling us this before the last game but we refused to listen. Watch the match for entertainment purposes but forget about world cup cos Tunisia have already sealed that ticket.

^ ^ Imagine Didier Drogba playing for Ivory coast under 17 Nigeria is such a joke. No wonder we only do well at age competitions, win all African age competitions but can't who nations cup.

Mr Bayol, can i send my own account no. too ? I've liked you very much since the first day i saw your post

^^ you de on O Y O for that yarn, i nor follow am talk o !

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If she's as beautiful as you claim and she's with someone who's failing in like you, it There's hope for me be that now.

I'm one of those who believe in letting the dead be. Honestly as painful as it is to lose someone, i don't think giving them an expensive burial shows how much we really care.

I like how Muslims just dig a hole and shove the corpse into it, any other thing is a waste of time to me. My elder brother was buried in a public cemetery and my mum kept bugging my brothers and i about why we didn't even bother to go and check on the state of his grave. Truth is, to me when you're gone, you're gone. You're not at the cemetery, your ghost is not there, your spirit is not there , all those things are crap.

I know of well doing people who never take interest on how their folks back home are faring, but the minute they die they want to buy gold coffins, sew uniforms, hire buses and catering services and what not. Thing is, if you had put half that amount into caring for those people in the first place they'd have lived longer and happier.

We like to romanticize the whole death thing like It's something that rarely happens but guess what ? Death is just like any other thing in life; eating , s**ting, drinking , sickness etc. It will come whether you like it or not. There's no big deal about the darn thing just make the most of your miserable life while you're here, cos you know what ?
LIFE SUCKS, THEN YOU die !

Women are onions, you always discover a new skin after peeling away the old one accompanied by pain and tears