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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by edoyad(m): 8:31pm On Sep 05, 2009
huh
Chai !!!
Ok yes Owen Hargreaves and others de but Arsenal own has to be a world record.
I dont understand, do they have voodoo faithfuls in England ? Not like i believe in the crap but you have to admit it reeks of something more than our eyes can see.
All those visits of Utd to far Asia, what do they go there to do always ? grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 7:59pm On Sep 05, 2009
angry How do you know Tunisian girls are hot Matarraji ?
Didn't you post a pix of your boy friend,Abidal, showing us his engagement ring.
Or do you now like girls too ? grin grin
isn't the reason you like your football the Men you see in shorts ? wink
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 7:38pm On Sep 05, 2009
I like Tunisian girls i see on the internet, they're not usually as dumb and boring as other Arabs . Unfortunately my country will be the cause of their pain tomorrow sad
Help me tell them It's nothing personal Guru Magarraji.

Those bush Tunisian players will look at our Mikel and Kanu and say
are these the same players we watch on TV every Weekend ?
Alhamdullahi ! !
grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 6:51pm On Sep 05, 2009
The Carthage Bats will be there to frustrate tomorrow. They will foul us a lot and feign injuries to try the Eagles patience.
What Amodu should be working on now is how to utilize those freekicks we'll get cos they'll be very crucial. Another weapon is shots from outside the eighteen, Taiwo should be put through special training for this. I can't count how many times Gerard has dug liverpool out of holes- he did it last weekend against Bolton.

Unto other matters smiley
Hope mr Tarraji has not commited suicide on the walls of Tunis over tomorrows result. He knows What's coming grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by edoyad(m): 10:15am On Sep 05, 2009
Not cos of African links but Mohd. Ali resemblance, Tsonga is my man.
I just hope he can stay fit long enough through the tourney. He's france's only hope Monfils being a court jester and all.
But if Tsonga can't do ish then It's back to my other clown Djokovic then undecided
Forum Games › Re: The Pidgin English Thread by edoyad(op): 9:48am On Sep 05, 2009
cry cry cry cry
the lion don go. Ooooo. . . God why ? cry cry
Gani don mud. Chaii ! ! Gani don die cry cry
Defender of common man don die, o God ! cry cry
why na this critical time ? Ooooo. . . .
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 8:55am On Sep 05, 2009
If Tunisia like, let them train in the National stadium from now till sunday afternoon, they'll still lose.
Can you imagine rubbish players Jema thinking they can get a point in Nigeria- they have a better chance in Brazil grin
Mr Tarraji, thank you and your jokes called footballers for supporting our tourism industry, but that is all you are, TOURISTS.
You will all go back home disappointed tomorrow, i assure you. Prepare well for Angola, and may be you'll reach semifinals if you're lucky. But as for world cup, if you like fast till Osama is raptured, you will not be in SA. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by edoyad(m): 8:04am On Sep 05, 2009
Just as you and Mr Bean are synonyms
grin grin
ayus you no go kill me o grin LWKMDs
*s = shege

Leave these nincompoops, comparing a regular of the Orange squad to a Bulgarian circus ball juggler.
Holland, architects of modern total soccer- they even taught Barcelona how to ball, select a player as one of the actors in their total football experience and you want to argue with that ?
I tell you, Rooney's ugly face wont make that Dutch team but RVP will start for that rubbish England team anytime.
Na for market them de buy class ?
Of course i wouldn't expect supporters of factory worker clubs to be comprehend such matters.

And as for "Mr Bean" grin , He's the same person celebrating RVP's Orange peer joining his Gestapo bunker. hisssss
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 6:13am On Sep 05, 2009
Ovie, i dont know who's more annoying ,you or Tarraji. Is Tunisia in Europe ? Dont you know Tunisia's a north African country with Arabs and over minorities ? Where are you getting your own White Tunisians from again ? undecided

Tarraji , was that your picture with your fist pointed at the Camera ? grin
The ring is a fine one, did your husband give it you ? grin
Tunisia's an insignificant country on this continent and even CAF will make sure that the refs in charge are ones That'll make sure we win. wink
So dont feel bad when you receive a red card and we get a penalty. grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 10:59pm On Sep 04, 2009
sad
at the end of it all does it really matter ? I mean it in reference to those who'll rep Africa in SA. It's not like any African country'll win world cup(if anyone is thinking in that line they need serious work). It'l be same old ish.
* 4 of 6 reps will crash out in first round
* 1 team might make it to quarters, the other'll will have problem with their FA over allowances and suffer heavy defeat in 2nd round fixture.
* Egyptian/Morrocan/Algerian players will make the news for off field rather than on field matters.
* The cycle will continue when In 2013 Kanu'll believe He's still good enough to be in world cup squad.

Nigeria don't have any midfielder overseas that can ruffle any feathers by the way. Can't all there Pillars, Enyimba and Heart land boys be tried for once atleast we'll have an excuse if they fail.
The match wont be too difficult but i'm bored knowing the glass ceiling Africa faces in senior football.
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by edoyad(m): 4:00pm On Sep 04, 2009
Who's gay ? huh grin
isn't that what it usually means ?
Forum Games › Re: The Pidgin English Thread by edoyad(op): 3:57pm On Sep 04, 2009
Phemour Phemour
them no de subscribe for hear o.
Just make sure your mouth na kalashnikov and grenade combined like Romsky own and you go fit survive.
Many don come and don sink. See their names below :
* Wunmilyn[b/]
[b]* doyin13

* Romade had to change name.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by edoyad(m): 2:30pm On Sep 04, 2009
By the time the FIFA lift the ban on Chelsea, most of the squad will be playing walking sticks grin grin grin
God damn, atleast sha There's a provision that allows y'all to keep signing players if you appeal and judgement's still pending.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by edoyad(m): 2:20pm On Sep 04, 2009
sad sad
now that Robben might be returning with a long term injury as he usually does, who'll rescue hopeless Munchchen ?
To make things worse, the transfer window is closed so there'll be no opportunity to mitigate his loss.
cry It's not fair
Forum Games › Re: The Pidgin English Thread by edoyad(op): 12:48pm On Sep 04, 2009
Ami baby abeg nor vex. Na Swit de make me laff with that im stupid thread.
Cross my heart i no go swear again lailai ti lailai
Forum Games › Re: The Pidgin English Thread by edoyad(op): 12:44pm On Sep 04, 2009
Thank you o my ancestors grin

dead body de lie down jeje for coffin . See the mumu flies wey follow enter ground.
Who i go start with first ? %-) undecided

ok . First come first serve.
Rokiatu abi ?
I nor fit decide who ugly pass between you and your name.
Na who give the name ? huh Carry koboko now go tell am i will never forgive you for destroying my life b4 it started cry

are you ok ?
make you put your hand for front of your mouth.
After you do so come exhale haaaa for your palm. Cup that exhalation come smell am with your nose.
Ok, that putrid odour wey you de perceive naim make them call you "rockier tomb". That is because that kind tomb no de absorb odour, only to deflect am.

As for you epi, undecided wetin i fit say ?
If crack smokers like whitney and Bobby brown fall in love and marry, them go born children like Swit.
If wereh like lil kim fall in love and marry jaguda like Idris, Amigoz don come world be that.

But if special case like Obasanjo , fall in love with and marry Jacob Zuma, ehe, epi e be like say na your category be that undecided , product of two incredible mans . Even Romsky never reach that level yet
Forum Games › Re: The Pidgin English Thread by edoyad(op): 10:58am On Sep 04, 2009
Swit grin grin Swit grin grin Swit grin grin Swit grin grin Swit grin grin
without a shadow of doubt don realise say you be sick f&%#ing bas¿*§d . grin grin
na now now naim be the first time i de read your goodbye letter to your friends. Swit grin grin Swit grin grin , i swear you nor well , true to God grin grin grin grin

your case don pass psychosis, WTF ? grin grin you be neurotic mofoing schizophrenic Scumbag .Swit grin grin
LWKMD grin grin
infact ROTFLMbAO
b= big/black
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by edoyad(m): 10:34am On Sep 04, 2009
And so what if i did ?
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by edoyad(m): 10:33am On Sep 04, 2009
Nya nya nya nya ? tongue
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by edoyad(m): 10:30am On Sep 04, 2009
Amigoz do you actually mean Swit has an aura ?
Didn't we use to think he was just bland ?
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by edoyad(m): 10:26am On Sep 04, 2009
Sorry was my reply off point ? sad
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by edoyad(m): 10:24am On Sep 04, 2009
But i thought in fiji islands It's almost saturday ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by edoyad(m): 9:23am On Sep 04, 2009
@slimshay , good thing you summarised what he said cos i wasn't planning to read it considering it was posted by our friend.
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 6:33am On Sep 04, 2009
Mr. Tarraj, on what ground are you making that judgement that Nigeria is worthless, we are ranked far above you by FIFA. Even your leagun that produces many of your players has been ranked below our league.
Heartland FC just played a goaless draw with your big boys Etoille du sahel in champions league right there in your back yard and even almost won. The best players that your league has produced are even Nigerians aren't they ? tongue

If you think that you're on the Brazilian thread, It's cos Nigeria are the African Brazil, while Tunisia is the African. . . . .well, african Tunisia grin
nigeria alba, Tunisia ziphir
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 12:24am On Sep 04, 2009
Salam malaikum mr Tarraj, just want to give you an advice on how you can win the match.
Just promise your players 12 virgins each in heaven and i guarantee you they'll win grin grin grin

But on a more serious note, you know Tunisia will find it almost impossible to leave nigeria with even a point.
In 94, Nigeria went to Egypt and got the point they needed to qualify and we know Egypt have always been the best north African team.

I can guarantee you will lose in Nigeria, all you can pray for is that we slip up in our remaining matches which i doubt will happen.
So in essence what i'm trying to say is prepare your mind for Angola 2010, which is your only hope of football since north African teams are local champions that can't shine outside Africa grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by edoyad(m): 11:49pm On Sep 03, 2009
I dont know why Barca have to an linked to all gunners for christ's sakes.
Well here's a toast to those who stuck by Wenger over the guy during his rough patch with Ade- Debosky esp.

It just occured to me that the 52 Bendt is wearing is the opposite of Ade's 25, :-( hmmm !
Romance › Re: Virgins' Club! by edoyad(m): 11:33pm On Sep 03, 2009
Let me tell you, if you've masturbated or something similar i don't think you still count as a virgin in the first degree. You've become a second degree virgin.
Well in the 3rd degree sense i'm still a virgin meself. Which is no mean feat for a handsome man almost two dozen and half scope old.
Forum Games › Re: The Pidgin English Thread by edoyad(op): 11:23pm On Sep 03, 2009
Romade, so the trick be that. Alele if you no go change ya name back before i . . . . angry
Ami , Ami , Ami . . . . cry na how many times i call your ugly name ?
Na wetin Swit or Roma do you wey you go disappear like that ?
Abi na immigration come force you go back to Mexico ?
cry e no good o.
Now Wunmi don run becos one militant don come say money for traditional marriage. Na sin to marry militant ?
cry wetin una de do good man like me no good o.
Forum Games › Re: What's The Best Thing Man Ever Invented ? Like Ever . by edoyad(op): 11:07pm On Sep 03, 2009
@romsky, that's cos she's grabbed you by the balls and are now her hostage grin

Anyways, Deodorant and toothpaste should be one of the greatest inventions .
Can you imagine staying in a small windowless room with Swit, Rom and Amigoz without those ?
God ! Just thinking it even gives me goose bumps. sad
Forum Games › Re: If U Care About Amigoz, Drop Her A Comment Here . by edoyad(m): 10:56pm On Sep 03, 2009
That's why i hate this degenerate slowpoke Swit.
Who the hell is Amigoz and why should nigerians give a flying f&*§ :-x about a Mexican swine flu Doctor ? angry
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by edoyad(m): 10:48pm On Sep 03, 2009
Me ? WTFDYM by that ass wipe ? angry
Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by edoyad(m): 10:43pm On Sep 03, 2009
Oooooo angry
you pipo have driven Mr tarraji away. Dont you guys know his angle was adding flavour to what would have been an otherwise bland thread? Please come back Mr Tarraji.

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