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It's cos we no more have decent sluts

1 I'll ban religion
2 Exercise will become a must.
3 People with pot belly will pay heavy fine, especially girls who aren't pregnant.
4 Amigoz becomes my cook

Night club (don't drink)
Peter Parker vs Bruce Wayne

Is Ibrahimovic 09 reminding anyone of Schevchenko 06

^^
Now that's an Adebayor here

Hard metal Rock music
metal
Maria carey vs Celine Dion

you say saw ba ?
No be only saw, na chain saw, and na him we go use remove that nostril wey we go sacrifice to sango.

So as the Mod/Wenger of this thread it is your duty to go and bring him back . Because unlike Adebayor he is still wanted here

Stats

Bayern ? You're a donkey
rice and beans

Brazil vs Bahamas

Tori olowun, Romosky if i catsh you for market na tire, petrol and matches nahim go end your case.

horse

Arsenal vs Bayern Munchen

^^ Mk2, any time i read his blog/posts, i come out invigorated, like i just attending a good service with inspiring non properity message

Sardines (omega 2 fatty acids)

HIV vs Cancer

Please take no offence to my Mourinho reference. It's actually a compliment if you between the lines. I mentioned Mourinho because of his "i'm the special one" episode. The man is not short on confidence which isn't a bad quality.
But why you de call me sissy na ?

^^ Miss Zee , you mightn't have expressly described him as a flirt but you surely did imply it by refering to impending and present male respondents as fake ass niggers.

judge : on this evidence, i find you guilty as charged.

^^
"behold the female version of Jose Mourinho"

@poster she says she "might consider" after evaluating you.
Ms Zee let me guess, Daddy and Mummy tell you you're the best thing since heart transplant, dont they ?

As you mumu reach like so i be suspect say you worwor too.
So you mean to tell me say your ugly anatomy no get distinction between right hand and Left ?
Sorry o, i don hear of ugly pipo but this your case pass me sha .

But this time he was right and with the power of the continuum transfunctioner he pulverised the depraved South African and after realising the power of C T decided to make some money with the device.
On hearing of the power of the C T Cecilia Ibru and Erastus put a call through to him , "hello is that Einstein ? We wonder . . . .

So that's what the superstitious bas%*#d did ?
The slowpoke was probably bringing the boots back to herbalist to cast a spell on his former teammates. Many of these African players especially the Nigerian ones are real "money miss road"

Venus (humble)

nigerian prison vs american prison

Nani Park Arshavin

Roger Federer vs Pete Sampras

Funmi What's wrong with you ? How can you just put up your phone no. out of boredom ? I'l make bold to go further on Ms Zee's assertion and add a lot of the girls too. Including the Zee herself.

What do you guys mean you need friends ? Everyone on NL is a friend and we discuss our problems and conquests here, kapish ?

Starrinr Tom Cruise and Denzel vs Brad Pitt and Will Smith.

^^^ GBAM !

@enfuse
you have answered the question. No need for thread to continue.
All men(including meself) are base creatures. I used to think my self a principled guy till i almost f%*ked with a flirtatious girl i introduced my girl friend to and made them friends cos they were from the same state.
Now i accept that guys no matter how decent their wives or girlfriends are will be drawn to (and need to be protected by their women from) slutty ones like a well groomed dog to trash can.

A continuum Transfunctioner, the most sort after device in our galaxy. He knew about it cos Nostradamus whose work he read a lot had fore told It's coming. He looked up but the boy carrying the bag had disappeared but just behind him was the man who initially screamed at him not to touch the bag. The man was a HIV Positive south African carrying a six month old girl he intended to rape. Einstein knew all these things cos. . . . .

Romosky Sango fire your right hand nostril

madoff (billions baby)

live in somalia vs live in Afghanistan.

^^ LWKMD .
Look at how He's posting names of the most insignificant players in European football.
Fernando Merida has a higher profile than all those rodents combined.
@slim i take offence to you insulting esteemed lagos clubs in your analogies. Bayern 1st, 2nd or whatever squad can't win the Mile 12 cup.
can't wait for march so they can exit UCL, that's if they're not in Europa cup by december.

^^ True talk . Missing his sermons.
Victoria Concordia Crescit

Ororo (oh - row -row)
It's yoruba for groundnut oil