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Pwootor Pwootor de eaves drop de go u hear, na your mate de inside de talk you de do houseboy work outside.

ogaga , you don comot for gutter be that ? Hope say molue no wound you too mush ?
Ami baby you call my name 3 times, na wetin happen ? You dan find Twinny ?

^^ as if any one is actually going to check your rubbish goals out.
Pig sty of a club, with retarded dimwits for fans, what pity. To think you actually are from the country where yahoo yahoo originated, you're disgrace to human intelligence.

X Fear Factor

Sexy daft GF vs boring smart GF

Wish i watched the WestBrom game.

Danfo (why no BRT na ?)

crude oil versus precious stones

WTH ! Vitamins ofcourse .

Docile wife vs nagging wife

^^
i swear una nor go kill me for N L
*convulsing*

@Gabry
LWKMD may be you guys should switch next time, you up and him down
@poster, may be either you or the guys weren't really into each other. Have ever thought the world of someone from a distance and changed your mind after just 2mins of conversating ?
But just how many guys from round the world have you actually kissed ?

@poster, Believe me when i tell you this cos i swear i'm not kidding.
If you and her have already started eating the forbidden apple then my advice is applicable .
If you make mind blowing love to her constantly- i mean make her enjoy every second of sex with you- then your problem is 95% cured. She'll not have time to nag at all cos after it She'll either be asleep or be busy being romantic with you.
I'm serious about this and if you want i can give you an example.

@sawor, the guy has a crush on Arsenal fans. He's constantly bombarding our email boxes with requests for pictures with nothing but Arsenal shorts on

If the guy's not a Bayern Fan how come he posted only in here ?

Muki ? In your dreams Karl Rommer
better go and give Your Toba guy some TLC before a Scummy comes to steal him
i'm really happy for you, no more dildoes eh ?

Ogaga yes o . Just de waka till molue jam you throwey inside gutter

Ken G LWKMDH
*%DD (who knows if Dolly Patts are real please ? )

death by drowning vs death from incineration

Check this ingenius one out.
Dame In Distress screams
Haaaaaa. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .aaaaaaaaaaaH

guess what every one ?

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.
Check out the Nazi thread for confirmation.

Yesssssss ! !
DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.

DAYO'S FINALLY GOTTEN A BOY FRIEND.
Got to spread the news . . . . So he'll finally get off our d%*ks

Vela's back yeah ? Weeeeee. . . .
Seeing how Bellamy and Philips pulverized the Man U defense yesterday put the fear of God in me. Honestly we need pace to compliment Walcot's upfront.

None of the above

Nairaland vs Facebook

Dayo the German cherry .
So how's the countdown to your impending doom going ?
What's the clock reading now ?
I recommend Rijkaard as your next coach rather than Effenberg, he knows how to work with players who're about to self destruct.

Chavs dont worry you'll be dropping points soon enough.
1. To manchester+english referee United
2. Continually improving gunners matrix football.
3. Blistering pace of City flanks.

What's new at the Emirati ? So bored this sallah

[size=20pt]VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT[/size]

Some one should tell green gooner he can now comeback as the two losses are now behind us.

FBS don't worry you'll be at the top till you face Man U and Referees united

Mr Crackles was born a protestant you medium of Falsity.
On the other hand we know how perverted Nazi's can be. Hope you know the Fuerher's chief of secret police(karl Rommer or something) was a lover of passionate young asses like yours, DK

The refereeing in the EPL is becoming at par with most African leagues. After watching the City game i now realise it would be stupid to continue ignoring or attacking the Globacom league over poor officiating.
Well i thank God Arsenal's have already played Man U once so we only have one biased contest left to play unlike Chelsea and Liverpool. Moreover it'll be at the Emirater.

It's unfortunate what the referee did. Awarding phantom free kicks and adding time from space. I used to look down on Globacom premier league's officiating but i won't do so anymore. I really feel bad for Mancity cos what happened is worse than the disallowed Tottenham goal of a few season's ago.
I promise to start watching the Nigerian league from now on.

Criz i said take them for granted at your own peril . Foster would never have tried that stunt against the rest of the big three. He took them for granted and . . . .

I noticed something since last week, Are Man city the quickest squad or what ?

Na wa o !
Na Man city be this ?
Take them for granted at your own peril .

City not necessarily a strong team as such. The problem is that the defense holds and they're light speed at the flanks.

o Crizzy,what sayest thou

Not deceived ba ?
Crizzy shey you get mouth now that ball mistakenly stumbled into net ? Let's watch