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1.Execute all people who steal rhymes from Khanye West songs to post on Nairaland.
2. Establish gyms everywhere and make it a must for people to exercise everyday for atleast 2hrs.

Fly Emirates

Sci-fi vs Horror

I hope DK won't go insane after the red hot Juve dismember ? All there defeats coming thick and fast could disorientate the poor thing permanently. I don't understand how the useless Bavarians can't win all 34 of their games in such a worthless league ? What if they were in the French league, would they then become a perennial Europa team ?

Le France Air

jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie

1. Will make sure Lincoln Burrows is killed on his first day in prison so there'll be no need for a rescue thus the non introduction of his brother into the show.
2. Make IBB and OBJ gay porn stars.

. . .pulled out a picture of late Stella. He started to sob and mutter"atlast it is time to rejoin you my dear.". On hearing these words Einstein hesitated and was taken aback but he was still reluctanctly going to do what he came for when out of the blue, steps Lara George as she starts singing an emotional song that made everyone shed a tear. Einstein was touched too, so touched he . . .

Kudos to the gunners for yesterday. Vito, well. . . . . . Diaby almost drove of me mad, but so did Fab4 till he assisted RvP.
I believe with heights of Hangeland, Zamora and others, Wenger made the right choice not taking out Diaby cos Fulhams goal would have come arielly from a setpiece and Diaby appears to be key in defending such this season(see how many times He's won the ball anytime Gunners defend setpieces this season).
I'm happy we won the game cos it means the boys are beginning grind out results in games they would have shared points last season.

Arsenal would have lost or drawn such a match last season . Good one. But i dont know what Diaby was doing all game

This kind of substitution sef. Why Arshavin ?

Van p scored a good goal but our strikers are sissy Ekos i swears

Just watching Madrid dismember Tenerife makes me wonder when we'll start ours

*hic*
madam this soup/match is in serious need of salt and pepper.
I hope you/Wenger make the necessary additions in the 2nd plate/half .

^^^ true talk sha.
Arshavin will be featuring

@Epi nelson a sell out ?

@topic, Godzilla

indomie Vs O

All these saturday-saturday gunners fans don come ba . Una welcome o .

^^ GBAM !

But on a second thought, no matter how beautiful a house is, it still needs a room to store stuff like old books, clothes shoes, broken electronics in , don't you think ? Now that's where this thread comes in .

Blinds

Martin Luther king jnr. Vs Nelson Mandela

@ Xreal ,
make you look your self for mirror.
If you don look finish turn your back look for mirror.
After that one, raise your two hand up come carry your small nose smell your armpits.
Now use two seconds think before you answer , but ask yourself this question "na pipo like myself dey hold post for government ?"

. . "he should make sure that he gather enough young Nigerians on the web based secret society he was told to form". She looked at him in amazement and asked him "who is sending the message ? " . Einstein replies "just tell him the boss, he'll understand." . She was about to ask him "but how do you know i know Se. . .", when he interrupts her and says "i know everything. Aren't you Muki the Gunner Fan ? " . Surprised she answer yes. He then tells her "tell him we're coming to collect them all at 11:59pm on sept 30. And o, by the way, the gunners will an treble winners in may 2010". Before she could say anything he makes time stand still with the Continuum Transfunctioner and starts to run in the opposite direction.
2hrs later. . .

I will make a time machine that I'll use to go back in time to scrap the idea for the show called Prison Break so that any one named after a character in it 2009 will vanish out of existence

@gooner welcome back
Van persie is yet to score a stunner this season so i'm tipping him for this game

^^ gay ones .

Shakiratu

Boeing vs Airbus

Amibaby the thing wey we go do be say since torday na friday, i go climb go Romosky house go look for her there since i de suspect say Romeh na militant.
Nor cry eh, we go find am. If cry catch you remember the money wey i de owe you, vex go catch you again.

[size=18pt]Wunmi o o o o[/size]

*uhhh,kinky* tongue

cnn vs aljazeera

(@Epi, that one na lie o )

. . . walked by an abandoned coal mine. They had a sound like the echo of people groaning in pain from a distance,"my mother told me that the sound coming from the mine is that of people writhing with pain in hell" says the little boy. The little girl nods in agreement with a demeanour that showed she already knew of such, she adds "my pastor also told us that when ever demons or the devil is coming to earth from hell, they use the mine".
"gbudu. . . gbudu. . . .gbudu. . " the earth starts to rumble like a magnitude 6 earthquake on the Richter scale. The little boy and girl look with terror at the entrance to the mine as a man emerges from it holding in his hand a device and slowly inspects it for damage. As he walks towards them he mutters to himself, "thank God i got the CT back". When he reaches them he smiles and says, "Hi there, My name is . . . .

,just when passers by thought that the cab driver would pounce on Einstein, the driver snapped his fingers and time stood still. Every thing stopped, even the urine from the agberos pr%*k stopped flowing and was suspended in the air . The only things still moving were Einstein and the driver.
"goodness me, It's judgement day and I've been left behind, how come i didn't hear the trumpet God ?" asked Einstein. "Fear not earthling " replied the driver, " i'm a zactothroid, from the planet the where continuum transfunctioner was created."
"phew", sighed Einstein "for a second there i thought it was a zillion years of ass 1000 degrees barbecue for me" he added. Then with a sudden change in his expression He asked the alien. . . .

will set up mental institutions to help treat people who think the world should spend nine years studying philosophy.

Out jumps Einstein from the bushes and starts to say some incantations "ala jube koi jut na. . . .". He takes out the continuum transfunctioner and is about to cast a spell on Sanusi when he hears "joka oule li mala stish ", Coming out of Sanusi's mouth.
"you understand the language ?" Einstein asks Sanusi. "yes! My first degree was in Arabic which sounds similar to what you spoke." he replied trembling with fear.
"i dont know what i said my self the CT controls my utterances at such times" Einstein told him, "then let me have it since i understand It's alien language and can keep it under control." Sanusi says.
Einstein hands over the C T ,says goodbye to Sanusi and tells him to extend his regards to Cecilia and Akingbola to which Sanusi replies "will surely do" with a sardonic smile on his face. Einstein boards a taxi headed for the international airport and . . .

^^ well the stupidity of your name already gave you away.

Anybody with the letter K R M O Y and S together in their name will be toilet cleaners, koboko testers(on their backs) and 4th class citizens

@poster , may be you're real bad in bed and she had to play field to make up in advance for what She'll be missing in your house.
Just kidding, but honestly you're really a nice guy for you to be contemplating what to do. I hope i develop to a fair mind like yours.
And as for all these advice of people telling you to hang her, let me ask you this . Do you know exactly how many girls have done or are doing the same ? Plenty o.
The difference between she and them is that she's not a pro so she couldn't hide it as well as many do.
Many guys cheat on girls and girls too cheat in return. She could have done it thinking that you're doing same to her, afterall you have a 'nice job' in port, with a flat. Come on we all know what most guys in your position'd be doing engaged or not- stacking mileage .
So yes, you caught her doing something many girls have done, aborted and wiped the oil from their mouths. While i most probably will do the same thing every one's saying you have to ask your self how different the next person'll be.