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Romance / Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by EdwardAkande(m): 9:30am On Dec 27, 2013
thank u OP
Health / Re: Pornography’s Effect On The Brain by EdwardAkande(m): 9:20am On Dec 27, 2013
@OP, I think u still gat ur H.O from xmaz
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Reject Sex-mate After Love-making? by EdwardAkande(m): 6:53pm On Sep 06, 2013
I love Nairaland me. You guys hav made my day with lots and lots of laughter. Thank you all for your comments! But to tell u the truth nothing is wrong with the guy and nothing is going to happen to him, what I personally observed is that girls too are going to another level. They can toast any man that they want to and discard them anytime they want....That's all!
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Reject Sex-mate After Love-making? by EdwardAkande(m): 10:55pm On Sep 04, 2013
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idnoble135:
lol... Same point i wanted to type.
grin grin grin
I pity the randy OP.
Point of correction: The OP is just giving you a first-hand true-live-story, that is why he is using direct speech. He is not the one involved. This is more like a narative stuff and so I needed to put myself in the shoes of the victim....you hear ko? So stop saying OP and just say what you can say.[color=#990000][/color]
idnoble135:
lol... Same point i wanted to type.
grin grin grin
I pity the randy OP.
Point of correction: The OP is just giving you a first-hand true-live-story, that is why he is using direct speech. He is not the one involved. This is more like a narative stuff and so I needed to put myself in the shoes of the victim....you hear ko? So stop saying OP and just say what you can say.
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idnoble135:
lol... Same point i wanted to type.
grin grin grin
I pity the randy OP.
Point of correction: The OP is just giving you a first-hand true-live-story, that is why he is using direct speech. He is not the one involved. This is more like a narative stuff and so I needed to put myself in the shoes of the victim....you hear ko? So stop saying OP and just say what you can say.
Romance / Can A Girl Reject Sex-mate After Love-making? by EdwardAkande(m): 9:27pm On Sep 04, 2013
It is no longer news that some guys dump some girls after they have made love with them. But, will it not sound weird or disgusting to hear that some girls do the same thing?
I have dated and played games with girls for the past 12 years. I simply dump any girl i feel am tired of making love with and pick another one. But something strange happened that I still can't figure-out the meaning, so i need your help: a girl just called my phone and told me that she needed to see me. I didnt recognize the voice, but I wanted to know her, so we fixed an appointment. When we met, i found out that i have not seen her in my life. Anyways, 'na girl na, and she pretty die', so we became friends and we made love on the same night. The STRANGE thing in this whole story is that, she never picked my call again, after we said goodbye that night. Just resently she picked my call after I had called her countless times and what I heard beaming to me is, ''you are disturbing me ooo. When I didnt pick your call you should know that am not intereted na. Abi na by force.'' This is the same girl that called me and we made love o!
Please have you experience something like this before, or what do you think this means?
Politics / Re: Sex Scandal Rocks Owerri Prison by EdwardAkande(m): 7:45pm On Aug 29, 2013
All i can do is smh
Politics / Re: Zamfara Has 1 Million Out-of-School Children by EdwardAkande(m): 10:01am On Aug 29, 2013
What do you expect before? That they should have the highest number of graduates? For me, there's no NEWS here, its just a normal thing. Zamfara state is a state of Baby marriage and boko-haram building, so forget education. Smh for the poor children!
Family / Re: Orphanage: Lagos Ministry Relocates 25 Children To Unknown Destination by EdwardAkande(m): 9:54am On Aug 29, 2013
Na wa o, ministry don turn kidnappers? Dem don go sell d children be dat o. Chaiii! Na wa 4 naija o.

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Health / Re: 14-yr-old Indian Boy With Progeria by EdwardAkande(m): 6:39pm On Aug 26, 2013
cerebral assain: Hmmmm, 1st 2 say end tym tins
what brought end time to this now? Some of you dont even knw how to comment on treads, were there no abnormal births even b4 Jesus came to earth?
Education / Re: When You Can't Answer A Question In A Lecture Class? by EdwardAkande(m): 5:46am On Aug 07, 2013
I dont feel bad, as long as it's not a semester exam or c.a test. Btw, why will i not be able to answer it? Except ofcos if no one in this world can answer it, cos i believe that i can do all things through Christ's strenght.
Politics / Re: Okorocha - My Suspension By APGA Is Irrelevant by EdwardAkande(m): 10:12pm On Aug 04, 2013
Na wa 4 una o! U people are taking this thing too far, even more than those who are really concerned. How much dem go pay una? Just asking sha?

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Fashion / Re: Pouting - The New Photo Posing Trend by EdwardAkande(m): 12:14pm On Aug 04, 2013
This post should go to the trash-can and not the front page pls..... Damn!

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Science/Technology / Re: Python Killed By A 13-Year-Old Boy In Bayelsa State by EdwardAkande(m): 12:08pm On Aug 04, 2013
Just stroling
Politics / Re: Kankia Dam Collapses, Destroys Crops by EdwardAkande(m): 11:32am On Aug 03, 2013
Eyaaa! And this katsina ppl are very serious in their farm biznez o. They dont play with their farm at all. Infact the richest ppl in kankia, DANDUME, DAURA and all those small local govts in katsina state are all farmers. Abeg make FG help them o!

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Crime / Re: Woman Beats Three-year-old Sick Girl To Death by EdwardAkande(m): 2:22pm On Aug 02, 2013
kulyie: Smh women should take care of their kids for goodness sakes and stop leaving them in the care of relatives,jeez
kulyie: Smh women should take care of their kids for goodness sakes and stop leaving them in the care of relatives,jeez
kulyie: Smh women should take care of their kids for goodness sakes and stop leaving them in the care of relatives,jeez
Mr man, try to read a tread before comenting, alright, 'cos from all indications u just posted the trash without first reading. smh 4 u!
Romance / 10 Things Ladies Should Do To Keep Their Man by EdwardAkande(m): 2:13am On Aug 01, 2013
Every relationship requires some dos and don'ts to make them successful. The more you can give your partner a taste of what he expects, the more you draw him closer. The question is, what are those things that a girl can do to win him, totally?
Here are some basic things you must know:
1. Always Look Beautiful- Have a clean complexion. It doesn't matter whether you are fair or dark, just be naturally clean and look shiny to your man.
2. Make-ups- Always use make-ups that you know your man will complement, especially, one that he has once complemented. His expression will give you a sign that will tell you whether he likes a particular make-up or not.
3. Your Dressing- Your dressing, just like your make-ups, should go with his taste. Always listen to what he says when you dress in a particular way. This will help you to know what to improve-on, next time, on your dressing. Looking-good is very important 'cos every man wants to have a lady that he can be proud to present anywhere and anytime.
4. Kisses- A kiss is always romantic, but never engage him in a deep kiss when you are not sure whether or not your mouth tastes good at that moment- if your mouth stank at one time, he might repel you next time.
5. If you're fat, then you have a lot to do. Here are some tips: (i) always take a bath before approaching him for love-making, (ii) puting on some perfume would do greatly too. Some men like bulky ladies, but a slight irritation could push them far away.
6. Your arm-pit and pubic hair should be regularly shaved. To most men, having pubic hair is a dirty habit
7. The way you walk- If you are the type that thinks it doesn't matter how you walk, then you are mistaking. Your steps from afar as you approach him, sometimes, determines his next move. Not cat-walking per-say, but just put a little flavour to your steps.
8. Never quickly pick a fight with him when you find him with another girl. First find out your position in his heart. If you are number one, then you are lucky. After that, take sometime, everyday, to have a heart-to-heart talk with him and see what happens.
9. Never ever cheat on him, even when you think he cheated on you first(do me, i do you), as most girls do. If you do, don't let him catch you, 'cos your sweetness will become like a bitter leaf: he will bully you and later tell you that he has forgiven you, but he is only coming back to finish the cake he started eaten before he throws the left-over away.
10. When you both make love, don't always let him do it the way you want it. Sometimes, let him have it the way he wants it too. Don't forget, it is widely believed that sex and food keeps a man in a relationship.
Do you agree with these facts?
What is your own experience and what do you think is missing?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Super Eagles Book Ticket To CHAN 2014 In South Africa by EdwardAkande(m): 12:22am On Jul 28, 2013
Hopefully, that will be another trophy for Nigeria in SA
Sports / Nigeria Super Eagles Book Ticket To CHAN 2014 In South Africa by EdwardAkande(m): 11:14pm On Jul 27, 2013
Despite loosing to Cote D' voire, the Super Eagles are through to the 2014 African Nations Championships(CHAN). The 2013 Nations cup winners have ealier, three weeks ago, walloped the Elephants 4-1, in a first leg match, played in Kaduna.

The second leg encounter was to be a hard nut to crack as the Ivorians needed to score a triplet and prevent the Eagles from scoring any, to make them equal in aggregate and win by a superior away goal.

It took only 7minutes of the first-half for the Elephants to get the first goal as Kevin Zougoula made a nice finish from Azubuike Egwueke's back-pass flop. The Ivorians were soon smiling as a penalty taking by Kevin Zougoula, made them two goals up in the 24th minute and made them need just a goal to clinch a win.

The Nigerians couldn't but hold their nerves to force the match to end in a 2-0 defeat, which gives them(Nigeria) a superior 4-3 aggregate win.

They also qualify to participate at the African Nations Champions(CHAN), which will be hosted by South Africa in 2014.
http://www.supersport.com
Sports / Re: Until The New Royal Baby Becomes King , Arsenal Wont Win Any Trophy - TB JOSHUA by EdwardAkande(m): 10:31pm On Jul 27, 2013
Why do people like propagating LIES? For your information, T.B. Joshua has warned earlier that he(TB joshua) does not have a tweeter account, so any posts you see by the name 'TB Joshua' are apparently not his tweets. So its time u all stop all these fake propagander 2 tarnish the prophets image.
Sports / Re: Okagbare Shatters African Record! by EdwardAkande(m): 4:18pm On Jul 27, 2013
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White007: I just love this girl....very soon she is gonna break the world record.

Proudly Nigerian. Na my sister o! Pay me and com 2 zaria, if u want 2 see her!

Sports / Re: Okagbare Shatters African Record! by EdwardAkande(m): 4:15pm On Jul 27, 2013
White007: I just love this girl....very soon she is gonna break the world record.

Proudly Nigerian.

Na my sister o! If you want see her, just pay me, then i go tel u how u go take com see us for Zaria. Wallahi!
Sports / Re: Nigerian Blessing Okagbare Breaks African Women's 100m Record by EdwardAkande(m): 4:11pm On Jul 27, 2013
She try! But which competition is it, and when did it take place?
TV/Movies / Re: Maltina Dance All Contestants Performing (Picture) by EdwardAkande(m): 3:56pm On Jul 27, 2013
Na wa o! Ba magana wallahi!
Celebrities / Re: Joselyn Dumas At A Gym (Picture) by EdwardAkande(m): 3:51pm On Jul 27, 2013
The hips are 'freaky'. Yes.. she's got stuff, but it doesnt take away the fact that she's an 'old-cargo'
Crime / Re: Lagos Prostitution Camp Where Underage Girls Are Recruited by EdwardAkande(m): 12:57pm On Jul 27, 2013
All am saying is dat: 'wetin the op go find 4 there?'
Crime / Re: Lagos Prostitution Camp Where Underage Girls Are Recruited by EdwardAkande(m): 12:56pm On Jul 27, 2013
@op, u sef later enter the place sha! So u sef join be dat na. Btw, u no get another place wey u go enter go search 4 news if no be ashi house?
Romance / Re: Ways A Woman Can Kill A Guy's Feelings by EdwardAkande(m): 10:23pm On Jul 26, 2013
Ms_Steph: Everytin is about men why must we do everytin 4 men nd dey do little 4 us.
Dear, dont forget, whatever u sow, u shall reap! They do little 4 u because u have don little 2 dem... Men want girls dat can giv much.

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Romance / Re: Ways A Woman Can Kill A Guy's Feelings by EdwardAkande(m): 10:19pm On Jul 26, 2013
@Op, Tell them jor
Crime / Re: Ritualist Kill 4-yr-old Boy In Enugu by EdwardAkande(m): 7:14pm On Jul 26, 2013
Ibo man and blood money. Na wa o!

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