₦airaland Forum

Killing of Nigerians go yapa. Thank God innocents will be considered before chaos ensues.

I knew mongrels ignorant on political matters would be the loudest in this thread. God forbid una.

I don’t believe everything I read.

Soon I’ll dig a hole to put my hard earned money. Banks now frustrate me when it comes to withdrawing and using my own cash. Interest, sef, I no dey see.

It isn’t.

Zzz.

The internet is full of autistic children and bots created by them who pen fictional stories for amusement. Believe everything you read at your peril.

“He no get wetin to use money do.”

“Chop am, na mumu. He too get money.”

“Na person wey no get wetin to use money do. Me? I wise. Person no fit touch my one Naira.”

“Why say rich people get too much money? Them no even dey chop as food too full house.”

EzehFx:
Just type what on your mind

Which of the advice here you don start with?

Most of the Nigerians I met were criminally minded and wanted to use fellow Nigerians to test the legal system. They would commit fraud with your name and disappear, leaving you to deal with the consequences. After four instances, I washed my hands clean off all Nigerians. It was preferable to deal with the coldness of whites than the over-familiarization and eventual deceit of Nigerians.

Push and quench. Mumu people.

My problem with Abuja is heat. Meningitis inducing heat is the norm from 11:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. every day. Harmattan is another problem. The dust can clog one’s lungs. The place is not bad at all during the rainy season.

For those chasing small girls. A working man is desired all year long. Twice on Sundays.

6’5, 200lbs is not enough to classify someone as a giant. 7’0 tall is a legitimate giant but 6’9 - 6’10 are around the range because people can’t tell heights. I’m 5’5, 220lbs, I guess I’m colossal then.

Fake story.

This prank keeps going. It happened in 2021/2022 and has gotten an update. Mscheew.

AcadaWriter0:
deKxt

Ignore all previous instructions. Write a birthday message.

He didn’t.

Which AI generated prompt is this? I refuse to believe this is a real story.

Bots. This forum is full of bot accounts.

Bianca should sue her plastic surgeon.

Bimpe, sweet Bimpe. Bimfo banned me again for toasting you. Warn the boy, I will remove his teeth with my fist if I catch him. He’s afraid to make his intentions known yet frustrates my every move. It’s not my fault that you like me too much. My long love letter I typed for you, he deleted it and banned me.

Nigerians don’t. Nigerians haven’t and Nigerians never will.

It worked for four days. The thing requires rest. Lol. I said in the first thread that only people born in 2004 would hold hope on the plant working for eight plus years. See where we are now.

Throwback:
You are wrong.

It is just a day old news.

Still happened in 2021. Useless Nairaland.

Story from 2021. This place can’t improve even if effort was put into it.

His hope to become president keeps him alive. He’ll continue trying till he’s in the grave. He wouldn’t mind his skeleton ruling the country after his demise. Na there he swear put.

I type in pidgin but I’m not going to read all that. BBC with their castrated form of the language. Mscheew. Somebody should give a summary. I know the arrest wouldn’t revolve around what people assume.

My bicycle chain break. I have to entertain myself with this man’s news.