₦airaland Forum

When tensions are fresh.

Both countries: “We will fight to the very last man!”

A decade or less into the campaign.

The losing side: “Somebody cannot play with you people again? How about a ceasefire? Okay, peace talks at least.”

Make them see things through. They made a lot of noise in the beginning. The many dead should get honoured with one side losing or a stalemate in the battlefield. Peace talks are for the weak.

Why will I want to change details which were correct to begin with? See the country encouraging Nigerians’ fraudulent ways. The country, last last, na scam.

I hope he doesn’t come back to vie for a political position. Na wetin these men dey do.

Nairaland has zero AI implementation apart from idiot bots created to rile up users for “engagement.” Is that a forum feature in 2025? ROFLMAO. What a joke.

Nairaland mongrels complain about porn addiction daily. They’ll type endless epistles about why this shouldn’t follow through. Hypocrites.

The world laughed when they happened. What changed today?

What does this man gain from having his name mentioned daily on Nairaland?

Tinubuagbado:
Even mods scams innocent people of their hard earned money here....

I can swear on my life that this is true.

People still get scammed here? Well. When I got scammed out of seven hundred Naira, I decided Nairaland wasn’t a trustworthy site.

The people who will come claiming that many transactions go smoothly here are the scammers themselves. Do anything involving money in the real world. Don’t become another statistic.

If science could find a way to make a partner carry the pregnancy instead of the female, I know many men would attempt it. Women use the thing to brag when I know very well the average man’s muscle mass will make him a better candidate for the nine-month situation.

If the potatoes are raw, they won’t kill her. She may have snacked on them when young, hence the craving being a thing. I doubt the human mind would stray out of one’s known delicacies during pregnancy. I’ve seen an African tribe which feasts on raw roots and tubers. The taste is bitter to city slickers. The natives acquired it.

Hunger is the best friend of Nairaland mongrels. ROFLMAO.

I no sabi am.

Seezion2:
Pastor Umoh Eno, the executive governor of Akwa Ibom State took to fitness center to walk out and burn calories before heading to work for the day.

Nice one there.



https://youtube.com/shorts/BuvGhuIMIb4?si=9DAKSoa6t5ab5PCB

La click…

[Update] That was anticlimactic. Just walking on a treadmill to end with table tennis. All way na way when it comes to exercise so I shouldn’t complain. I expected more.

masseratti:
which one is only in documents bro?Arabs, Indians Europeans are all Caucasians period.. nothing like documents there.

I will not argue with someone who refuses to research his opinion first of all.

masseratti:
North Africans are actually Caucasians tho.

Only in documents.

How many times will I tell this Alimosho girl to cover up when making videos? Bimpe, hide your delicious-looking youthful body. I thought it was business skills you were teaching.

Bimpe, you will play with my “this thing” one day.

Davidnilla:
Good day y'all

Please I need advice on this, or more like suggestion

There's this girl I got pregnant, a childhood friend and we've been close for over 9 years. We always spend together

It was like friends with benefits but with strong bond. Based on old time friendship

Don't get me wrong on this, we've been friends for long to the extent that she tells me stories of her past and current relationship life.

She fit come visit me, post am, her boyfriend go ask her why, she go swear say she didn't do anything with me, but me deep down i know say we do something.

She fit dey with me make her boyfriend call her, she go swear say she dey house.

I've watched her date guys, visit male friends, get banged and so. Just as friends oo

She doesn't double date, but she gives access to just her male friends. Like, a girl go get serious relationship, but she still gets banged by just her friends.

My point is, (I'm not judging her tho), now she's pregnant for me, should I go ahead and settle with a girl with this kind of history? Cause As I do my follow my man, is there any guarantee she no go do same to me with other men? I carry two heads?

Yes I know it's wrong to bang another man's girl and expect not to experience same when I finally date her. Just that, I no dey even know when she dey relationship or not, she fit dey for January, make February she go begin cry say person break her heart.

Or do women change when they get pregnant for a guy?

Since the pregnancy she's been trying to make US A THING. like trying get me into a romantic relationship finally

I do have access to all her social handles as we were friends for over 9 years now, but since this past month on pregnancy stuff, she's been deleting some chats make I no see am, she's been trying to prove to me that she's a saint

Pls I need experienced advice on this, should I just support her till she gives birth? Which I'm scared I might get attached or feelings for her and will be difficult to let her go

(I've also confirmed the baby is mine)

The story seems fake. l will bite since I read everything.

You said "childhood friend." Over 9 years now means you knew each other at 9 or 12 years of age, thereabout. Any younger and I wonder how you achieved an erection to service her. Knowing somebody so close from primary school would negate sexual feelings. The friendship base is already there. Your foot is firmly in the door. At least that will help the first few years of marriage flow smoothly.

You are afraid that she will cheat on you during the union. Well, that is a risk you have to take. If you're not ready, abort the child let her go her way. You will not allow her to leave anyway, you will want her around for quick sex sessions.

If you have any further inquiries, Kobojunkie is always available.

16,000 views and 66 or less comments. Nairaland now plays games. There was a forum.

Another Sunday thread created this morning. No point visiting the section any other time of the week. SMH.

This forum is unserious. For years on end, I've noticed that Sunday threads are created on the day. There is no need for a religious section if debates are created only one day of the week. In the same way, you window dressing Nigerians are holy for only one day of the week. Dey deceive unaselves.