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Dele, marking your profile as f does not make you a woman.

I bought this yesterday from a local market.

Why buy what you don’t know? They look like lobsters. Take them as that.

I have no idea who he is. He’s the flavour of the month for Nairaland.

This recycled topic went from a jerrycan to a chair, insulation for a pair of shoes and is now a pair of slippers. God knows what it will become next, maybe a container for a cosmetic.

This boy never ready to wise.

I disappeared for two weeks only to see this place become a shell of itself. Stupid questions are now the norm. Make the forum close. E no get value.

The same plan every month of every year of my life; take each day as it comes.

It’s funny reading random arguments in this thread. Lowlifes.

I will watch Atiku enter power as a ninety-nine year old husk of a human with my children while situated abroad. You Nigerians do not like progress.

He’s the type of person who’s looked sick and ready to go since his late thirties yet outlived most of his able-bodied peers. I remember in 1983 when people speculated that he won’t live long. Those rumours continued until his eight year rule in the late 2010s.

Slave mentality once again. Africans.

Not surprising. It reminds me of the days of Forex when people who couldn’t pass UTME exams every year were Forex experts.

Unemployed people have nothing else to do. This won’t change anything.

Nairaland on its constant Bianca Ojukwu watch. Cue the comments from fourteen year olds asking about who’s servicing the woman.

Oh, it’s this topic again.

Normal normal for Naija wey we dey.

He’s reminiscing of the past again using his alternate. SMH.

An electric razor to resume my grooming habits and a high end perfume so I always smell nice.

[Update] I got them. Christmas don set.

When he ready, them go release am.

Elephants dey fight, ants dey feel am.

1. Paul will not agree. He’s not a dummy.

2. Tyson is retired. He retired professionally in his last fight against a strong-hitting white man. He retired exhibition-wise against Jake Paul. It was the same loss of fight in him in both matches.

Use MTN and sleep well. No other network gives me peace of mind.

…and life continues.

Conflict na bad thing. The source of all this unrest should lie in resources. It is the case the world over.

He should sell it then. Pastors wey like flexing worldly things.

Prayers made no country wealthy.

What an imaginative story.

No shock. Some men kill prostitutes for fun. The daily uncertainty of whether one would live or not is part of why oloshos find the business hard to leave. It’s an adventure to them.

Useless forum full of illiterates and twelve year olds.

Maybe they’re not making returns. Every company is in business to make profit.

Nairaland staple. Topics on waist beads and leg chains are like amala in a Yoruba man’s house, fufu in an Igbo man’s house, tuwo in a northerner’s house and eba in the house of a Rivers person.

Killing of Nigerians go yapa. Thank God innocents will be considered before chaos ensues.