₦airaland Forum

Netflix Game Of Thrones’d thousands if not millions of viewers. I’ll cancel my subscription after watching Arcane. I’m too old to be toyed with.

She’s said it multiple times. That she hasn’t married her sugar daddies means she wants a man she can spend her lifetime with. She’s infecund, how she wan work around the fact?

She fine like that? I don’t believe it. Naija men want to knack. Incels masturbate to pictures.

Better woman no dey Nairaland. The females you’ll see creating made-up opinions have longer phalluses than most of the males here.

ROFLMAO.

Mental illness is real. Nigerians don’t care to assess its manifestation. We call it spiritual attacks.

Tyson has been fighting exhibitions. Who is this child doing a poor job at replicating Naptu2? Tyson faced Roy Jones Jnr about a year or two ago. He dominated the fight, however chose not to knock Jones, the younger fighter out. I believe we’ll watch the same take place today. Tyson will dominate the fight and somehow leave Paul to last till the final round. I will be a loser after all is said and done because I pay for a Netflix subscription.

This is how you know children here are under twenty years of age. Mscheew.

No friend and no foe in politics. Atiku who’s been contesting for presidency since 1990-whenever was given a role as Vice President. His insatiable greed still drives him to contest for nearly forty years for a role which I pray Nigerians never give him.

Abeg, carry your matter comot here. She’s not your wife. She’ll leave you soon for reasons best known to her. With her gone, every experience you guys shared will become shit flushed down a toilet.

If she was your wife, I’d tell you to split the guy’s lip with your fist. This is a girlfriend. I’ll tell you to not waste your breath. You’ve done the best to your power. Let it go. At least the house was neat — it benefitted both of you. Her also.

This situation reminds me of when we lived eight guys in one house. An idiot out of the group decided to bring a live-in girlfriend who turned a six-day stay into two years. The bingo littered the whole house when she was meant to stay in one room all day and night. All seven of us decided on a means to make her useful. If she couldn’t clean due to her upbringing then she’ll cook for all of us. It worked for a while until she packed her load and ran because she found cooking for eight men challenging. Her man couldn’t do anything because majority wins in such situation and the bitch wasn’t paying rent. We continued this arrangement until all our girlfriends had turns cooking for everybody. I learned many women know only how to apply makeup and nothing else.

My new girl’s kpekus.

Bimpe, give me a son!

Japa from the grid and you will have no regret. I'm two years off the grid. I suppose celebrate. NEPA use jealousy force me to continue paying bills. If not, I for don cut their service off since.

A thread for broke children. I don't patronize these apps. I work for money.

Man know man, last last. 44 don collect money post nonsense once again.

Businesses going on as normal. Nobody send anybody for Naija.

He must've called her an olosho. She looks it. It's good that she disgraced him. What should give him the right to make noise in my country?!

uuzba:
Eh wey!!!!.
She must hear about this.

Thank you. The resemblance is uncanny.

As na preek and toto matter, this will likely make front page. Make I perch here.

The male equivalent is preek power. Some men learn the ways around women and bed many for the fun of it. Those men gain nothing but STDs and a constantly wet/satisfied phallus. Some others learn to befriend women while improving on their own looks. They eventually find out that average women will do almost anything to keep attractive male friends in their orbit. These guys ask their female friends for money, meals, dates, their friends and the like.

Sports are hard on the body. Most athletes retire in their early twenties. The ones we hear about past those ages ride on luck and superior maintenance practices.

babasolution:
How were the pyramids built

In the time of Cleopatra, people questioned how they were built. Nobody should care about how they were built. We can construct bigger, better and more resilient ones today. The pyramids pale in comparison size-wise when viewing skyscrapers of modern times.

I said before that she looks the same. She confirmed it. On a regular day, she looks like Zelda from Terrahawks. Google the name because I'm yet to learn how to post images here past straight from a device. Nairaland needs an upgrade. The guy who owns it cannot do so.

I only use fifty Naira and above. I don't believe the others still exist. Maybe they are used in the north.

This is how one will know that the tower of babel story was made up. We have centuries of scientific innovation at our disposal. There is no way goat herders of the time were able to build a tower so high to rival the Burj of today. The only thing holding humans of nowadays is physical limitations in the form of material strength, durability and supply.

African man go always pack oyibo shit. See this handsome young man go chuke head for expired kpekus. The woman looks good, I'll say that. The gym toned her well. He can do a lot better given his priviledged background and good looks. The funny part is, the young and attractive oyibos with suitors of their race constantly on their matter, will never give this guy a second look other than a quick roll in the hay.

codedgalaxy:
This thread is solely for vibe and educational purpose.
Truth is most men have the money to glow up but on a close up look you will notice they lack "steez".
Which at times gets you wondering where 're they getting it wrong. Damn!
Some mehn' out there looking like some haphazard
Shit mehn'.

What does they lack "steez" mean? Explain.

If they were confirmed kidnappers, it was a situation of an African solution for an African problem.

Wahala. Those guys were not playing. He is a hustling man. Why do him like that? Now one will understand why thieves are burned to a crisp whenever caught. Why will human beings destroy everything another worked for?

codedgalaxy:
abeg drop am asap.
Make men update

All the ones people submitted, which one have you used? That guy will not post anything unique past trolling. Everything you need already exists in the multiple responses given.

All are vices. I would choose drinking eight years ago due to being a social consumer. Today, I’m all about health. She’s on her own.

Businesses gain and lose. Nothing to celebrate here.