₦airaland Forum

Ever8090:
I have a son who is deaf and dumb, he wrote Neco and now to register for jamb, I want to know from people to know what to study in the university that will be marketable for someone like him. He is an art student got his English and mart

Thanks

Have you tried asking him what he wants to study?

Listen to bloggers and they will confuse you. I’m waiting for a daily to report the news.

All these reality shows wey them no dey gree pay winner. ROFLMAO.

jocelynor:
English

Yoruba?

A matter of thirty-two years ago. Pointless when most of the readers were born over sixteen years after the fact. All they know about the event are stories from uncles, parents and their favourite teachers.

Maybe death is knocking at his door. If it is a false alarm, he will recant the statement then re-confess on his death bed.

Stupid front page post. I kack here until e enter there. I will post sensibly when I understand the topic.

She’s only young.

I know. I don’t care.

Many of the bastards on Nairaland were produced from such union. They see their biological fathers in advantageous positions but the man will never claim them due to loyalty to his marriage. I pity una. Why the man come chook prick inside only to reject the result?

We’ve read about planet killer asteroids for decades and yet, here we are. Nothing to worry about. Life continues.

For an ordinary motorcycle. Some people are truly cursed. I originally assumed it was because the victim owed him money. Many Nigerians are that feral.

Wetin dey confuse me pass na why Yoruba women dey always waka barefeet. In a crowd of fifty women, the ones who refuse to wear shoes are surely Yoruba ones.

Christmas is by the corner.

Bath rugs and carpets, please. I don’t know why plumbers don’t recommend them. Nineteen year old men die from slippery bathroom floors. Don’t be a statistic.

See those sweet rates. They are training people to become beggars. It is no different from betting companies with their many tricks to catch newbies.

Humans value food over money. Once a person can farm, his material needs dwindle. Money needs more money to be sustained.

This healthy looking man.

Easy to say, hard to confirm. Many Nigerians suffer from diabetes. He was likely one of them. Slump to death cases are either diabetic comas or diabetes-related heart attacks. I don’t fight anymore because you don’t know who’s looking for a soft death at the hands of another. Some people hear that they have cancer then head out looking for a life-ending fight.

Person wey fit afford brand new no dey ask question.

I didn’t know about his arrest and didn’t care. He will confess in one song soon. Na their way. Part of being a rapper is being legally reckless. Having children doesn’t stop them from acting stupid.

Dude makes the most noise then surrenders quickly. Typical of people from that tribe.

USAID at it again.

These Philippine communities are able to combat Dengue every time spikes occur. Brazilian communities do the same to Zika as well as Liberian communities where Ebola is concerned. Why is it that they easily contain these diseases every other year and yet the organisms responsible are not wiped off completely?

If there is an attack from a pride of lions, no human being will kill majority then leave two to procreate. We all know future generations will come back smarter. The same can be said for diseases and pathogens.

That fat Yoruba woman should be chained to a treadmill for a week.

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Bimpe, come let’s play hide the zucchini.

The guy never ready. I will pay that 20% of the fees then ensure they collect interest from the person. Him type full Nairaland and they will come here to react like saints while being devils in secret.

Learn to drive, learn to drive, the average Nigerian will say no — the belief is that consistent exposure to a vehicle makes one an expert. Oyibos were not fools for making it a law that people should learn to drive first. Their driving classes are four times harder than ours. It pays off in the sense that they experience less accidents overall.

damosky12:
Calm down and drink water.
You're taking yourself too seriously.

I knew of all the people here, you would post a reply. Mscheew.

Abeg, Gistlover is not a reliable source of information. He makes up stories all the time.

That’s an MMA gym. Those guys go the craziest miles in a bid to harden the body. Their training, despite the unconventionality, works.

An unexposed mongrel will come trying to attack my comment in a bid to draw out a pointless argument. My user id is not Kobojunkie. I do not have time to waste on confidently ignorant educated illiterates. I’m off to type rubbish elsewhere. This thread is done and dusted in my mind. No coming back.

Not my problem. This country has only two telecom companies; MTN and others.