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Lonestar124:
Jee chuba ego nwoke'm

She’s my motivation. Who will I spend on?

judatech:
Sure say hin never die?

ROFLMAO. Not my sweet bae. God forbid!

Why, impeachment? Is he scared to work alongside Donald Trump’s presidency? Oyibos with their scruples. African leaders have chosen to ignore all their good examples. Then again, na those same oyibos dey force the bastard leaders on us, already foreseeing their greed and lust for power.

Looking forward to Saturday and Sunday. Somebody’s daughter might get pregnant.

Let me book here in case this touches the front page.

…and none of these happened. ROFLMAO.

That anyone took the rant serious means there are too many unemployed Nigerians online.

Techie25:
Why?

Just watch.

I dey fold arms watch Nairaland. Soon it might take down this report and release a statement saying it was false.

The people are Trinidadian.

Okay. I will tell my grandchildren.

Proof? Nairaland is where children come to type fantasies.

A brief illness means nothing nowadays. Say exactly what happened. I don’t know anybody who still dies from malaria in this day and age. Something other than malaria and typhoid killed him.

Once story pass one comment post, lie don enter.

This situation happens every year. I’m guessing it takes place in the same school. The money must be tempting for the young women involved to keep falling into the trade.

Thieves are generally unwise. He’ll be there soon to buy fuel. Stay sharp for a full month.

OKOATA:
You are right about them using beauty queens but what I have noticed is that Latinas are beautiful people both men and women and for the black ones they hardly use blacks in their movies. In the Nurses there's a black Nurse sha and she's a bit beautiful too in her own way.

Anybody can come to the assumption from watching movies from around the world. One is quick to forget that the best faces and bodies are picked for acting roles because humans judge each other on physical attractiveness before anything. A show can be interesting, but people would actively avoid it because all the cast members look regular. Do all Nigerians look like our A-list actors? Do all Caucasians look like A-list Hollywood stars? The answer is no. I saw a Nairaland member once post that before he traveled to America, he imagined the black women would look like Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union and Kerry Washington. He was disappointed because, on average, they were short, fat and ugly.

OKOATA:
These are other beautiful actresses too. First one acted in Woman of steel, the second acted in Iron Rose.

Most of the actresses are models and beauty queens, hence their universal appeal. The downside of using attractive people is many of them can’t act. Telenovelas don’t require good acting to begin with so they can secure employment for years if not decades.

Now, post pictures of the black cast member. I enjoy watching her. Her bubbly, jokey personality adds to her appeal.

If one man keeps fighting… why am I typing on a political topic? Nobody go pay me. Mscheew.

FRSC and the police are utterly useless. Make 60 km/h the speed limit in residential areas and 100 km/h the limit in expressways. Enforce the rules using manned personnel. Road accidents will reduce to the barest minimum nationwide.

Na only the black actress I dey look and it’s once in a while.

I learned this too late. They should’ve made it two weeks. I saw a few foreign channels which I enjoyed.

A welcome development. Anything which burns the throat is not healthy in any way. Anecdotal evidence shows indigenous-made alcoholic beverages contain a small percentage of ethanol compared to spirits and liquors which Caucasians export. Me? I’m happy with beer. I can go months without a sip.

Old story. White Nigerian was born and bred in the country. He’s of Lebanese heritage but more Nigerian than many ajebos in the country. His service was in 2016 if not 2018.

That last picture. I’m licking my lips here. Nothing else after that. Those people should find something meaningful to engage in.

His dollars will do well for our economy. Now, he can go home.

What is she doing with him when she’s married? I thought the days of being an olosho had reduced in Nollywood. Since the 90s, it’s still a thing? Tufia!

Science performs miracles. She should raise money for IVF treatments.